Camp Here & There
Mayfield & Belov
Tune in to the loudspeakers of a small midwestern sleep-away camp plagued by supernatural terrors and natural disasters. Sydney Sargent, resident camp nurse, cheerfully reports on all the terror we must face with a big smile. Let's hope there's nothing weird about that!
Episodes air every Thursday at midnight EST.
Note: Camp Here & There contains mild horror elements and mature themes. It is not intended for audiences under 16 years of age.
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FILE 33-34. The Muse of the Elephant / The Elephant in the Room
Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE10 on day 978 and 979.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY1 work history• ENTITY3 knowledge of affairs• ENTITY1&ENTITY3 dynamicMINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY1&ENTITY2 dynamics and perspectives• ENTITY4 weaknessesIMPORTANT NOTES:• As per my duties as AGENT7, resident spoilsport, I must stopper the brewing celebrations by reminding my entire cohort that ENTITY1'S JOURNALS ARE NOT ADMISSIBLE AS EVIDENCE IN OUR COURT. Remember: conf
FILE 32. The Pyre of the Muse
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 978.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY1 & ENTITY2 relationship developmentsMINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY3 armaments & accessibility thereof• ENTITY10 devious plans?IMPORTANT NOTES:• Since you've clearly established your unwillingness to remove AGENTS15&16 from their assignment to this case despite their overwhelmingly inappropriate behavior, I may have to take things into my own hands and strand them in some
FILE 31. The Nurse is Building a Pyre
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 977.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY2 perspective & demeanor • Grief and turmoil between ENTITY1 and ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY4 behavior • ENTITY2 historical recollectionIMPORTANT NOTES:• Were celestial bodies affected by the limn? This is a line of research I frankly can't believe we've never considered. • This job gets harder and harder with every recording.Performances by Blue Mayfield and Nicholas Be
FILE 30. The Basket Case of the Nurse's Building
Audio data from various sources, detailing a private conversation which occurred at SITE2 on day 977.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• Relationship dynamics between ENTITY1, ENTITY2, ENTITY6, and ENTITY7• ENTITY6 & ENTITY7 pre-limn recollectionsMINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY4 perspective (or line of sale)• ENTITY3 capacity for actionIMPORTANT NOTES:• The specifics of what the limn removed from the memories of ENTITY6 and ENTITY7 are becoming more clearly sketched, but we are still left to wonder precisely h
FILE 29. The Eggs of a Basket Case
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 976.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY4 knowledge of & perspective on the limn & involved parties• ENTITY1 attitude & goalsMINOR INSIGHT INTO:• SITE2 policy• ENTITY4 conception of realityIMPORTANT NOTES:• It’s ENTITY1, right? We all know it’s ENTITY1.Disclaimer: Camp Here & There is intended for audiences aged 16+. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all a
FILE 28. The Meantime with Eggs
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 975.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY2 culinary capacity• ENTITY0 knowledge & motivationsMINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY1 knowledge of SITE3• SITE3-SITE1 connection?IMPORTANT NOTES:• Hypoxia again. The obvious conclusion is that SITE3 extends below SITE1. I also consider this strong evidence for the existence of ANOMALY0.Performance by Blue Mayfield.Original music created by Will Wood.Sounds sampled from F.M.Audio, 32
FILE 27. The Clock of Meantime
Audio data from various sources, detailing… some things ENTITY2 said on day 974.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY1 history & memory• ENTITY2 deep knowledgeMINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY1 celestial aptitude• Relationship of ENTITY1 & ENTITY2IMPORTANT NOTES:• By my marrow, you can be so reckless sometimes. You swore up and down he wouldn’t remember! Performances by Blue Mayfield, Nicholas Belov, and Ryan Henning.Original music created by Will Wood.WEBSITE (transcripts available) https://mayfie
FILE 26. The Hunt of the Clock
CONTENT WARNING: climactic emotional tensionAudio data from various sources, detailing a private meeting which occurred at SITE2 on day 974.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY1 motivations & perspective• ENTITY2 motivation & perspectiveMINOR INSIGHT INTO:• Perspective of ENTITY7• SITE2 catastrophe protocol• ENTITY2 perspective on ENTITY7IMPORTANT NOTES:• The mover part of me says emotional pressure incites confessions, but the human part of me wants to recommend that AGENT15 or AGENT16 pop by an
FILE 25. The Hatred of the Hunt
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 972.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• Perspective of ENTITY2• ENTITY12 culture and background• Relationship history between ENTITY1 and ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY0’s Chthonic camp infiltration (??)• SITE 1183776’s potential historical collapseIMPORTANT NOTES:• Is Britain no longer an island? • ENTITY1 appears to know more than us regarding this matter, at least based on his bolstering. If this is not cause
FILE 24. The Casket of Hatred
CONTENT WARNING: Discussions of lack of autonomy, emotional responsibility, relationship troubles, and a heavy argumentAudio data from various sources, detailing a private meeting which occurred at SITE2 on day 972.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• Relationship of ENTITY2 and ENTITY11• Developing relationship of ENTITY1 and ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY2 perspective and experience• ENTITY11 opinions on ENTITY1IMPORTANT NOTES:• It’s files like these which make AGENT23’s whimsical naming conventions seem
FILE 23. The Wood of the Caskets
CONTENT WARNING: Exploration of death, mortality, and existentialismAudio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 971.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY5 motivations and intentions• ANOMALY7 modus operandi• ENTITY2 values & opinionsMINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY7 & ENTITY9 relationships to ENTITY2 & EMTITY5• ENTITY2 newfound perspective• ENTITY3 newfound perspective(?)• ENTITY1 pedantry regarding necromantic artsIMPORTANT NOTES:• I understand that prophyl
FILE 22. The Secrets of the Woods
CONTENT WARNING: Manipulation, religious exploitation and religious themes, tense emotional interpersonal conflict. Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 970.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY4 spiritual beliefs and intentions• Relationship of ENTITY4 and ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• Relationship of ENTITY4 and ENTITY1• Sitewide perception of ENTITY2• Sitewide ability to perceive ENTITY2's writingIMPORTANT NOTES:• So. ENTITY4 seeks to understand the limn. J
FILE 21. The Boys of Secrets
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 969. (NICE AGAIN -AGENT23)MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• Behavior and motivations of ENTITY4• Behavior and inner machinations of ENTITY2• History of ENTITY1 and ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• Surroundings of SITE2• Relationship of ENTITY1 and ENTITY6• Relationship of ENTITY6 and ENTITY2IMPORTANT NOTES:• The confusion surrounding ENTITY2’s writing is infuriating. Is this worth investigating? Or is it just another little obscu
FILE 20. The Trees of Boys
Audio data from various sources, detailing a private meeting which occurred at SITE2 on day 969. (NICE -AGENT23)MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• status & thought process of ENTITY1, ENTITY9, and ENTITY12• relationship dynamics between ENTITY1, ENTITY9, and ENTITY12• freudian behavior of ENTITY1MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• SITE 2 procedure and policies• relationship dynamics between ENTITY2 and ENTITY3• relationship dynamics between ENTITY2 and ENTITY9IMPORTANT NOTES:• AGENT23, even from across the train, I can
FILE 19. The Anxiety of the Trees
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 and SITE1 on day 968.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• Thought process and mindset of ENTITY1• Thought process and mindset of ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• Continued incompetence of AGENT15 & AGENT16IMPORTANT NOTES:• I believe this is the first time ENTITY2 has visited SITE1 since the limn (and may I note, the fact that ENTITY5 built its altar there cannot be a coincidence.) The proximal effects ENTITY2 described remind me of hyp
FILE 18. The Hive of Anxiety
Content warning: descriptions of bugs dyingAudio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 967.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• Abilities & behaviors of ANOMALY36• Relationship between ENTITY1 & ENTITY3• Recall ability & memory details of ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• Fear responses of various personnel• Abilities & behaviors of ENTITY9IMPORTANT NOTES:• You’ll have to forgive me for struggling a bit with the final clip. It involved audio data which I went t
FILE 17. The Hallucination of the Hive
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 966.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY4 intentions & machinations• ENTITY1 thought process & perspective• ENTITY2 thought process & perspectiveMINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY3 administration style• ENTITY11 & ENTITY13 motivations & behaviors• BeesIMPORTANT NOTES:• Oh, finally.Performances by Blue Mayfield and Nicholas Belov.Original music created by Will Wood.WEBSITE (transcripts available) https://mayf
FILE 16. The Reality of Hallucination
Content warnings: auto-cannibalism, brief mention of throwing up.Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 965.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• Recollection ability & memory details of ENTITY2• Mental landscape of ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• ENTITY1 familiarity with celestial magic• Properties & effects of ANOMALY9• Possible confirmation of the continued existence of ENTITY0?IMPORTANT NOTES:• When we inevitably end up bringing our court to bear against AGEN
FILE 15. The Toilet of Reality
Audio data from various sources, detailing a private meeting which occurred at SITE2 on day 965.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• status & thought process of ENTITY1, ENTITY11, and ENTITY13• relationship dynamics between ENTITY1, ENTITY11, and ENTITY13MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• SITE 2 procedure & policies• communal perceptions of ENTITY2• communal perceptions of ENTITY4IMPORTANT NOTES:• It almost feels irresponsible to just sit back and watch while actual human beings just enter SITE5. Do you think we shou
FILE 14. The Stones in Toilets
Audio data from a single source, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 964.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO: • SITE2 attitudes towards ENTITY2• relationship between ENTITY2 & ENTITY11• behaviors & relationships of ENTITY12MINOR INSIGHT INTO: • SITE2 policy & procedure• ANOMALY9 function & geographyIMPORTANT NOTES: • AGENT23’s latest office betting pool is over the identity of the goo thief. ENTITY4 is the favorite among my colleagues, but I think you’ll agree with
FILE 13. The Mother of Stones
CONTENT WARNING: Graphic descriptions of zombified animals and limb dismemberment Audio data from a single source, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 963.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO: • status & thought process of ENTITY2• abilities, motivations, and intentions ENTITY5• chthonic capacities of ANOMALY7MINOR INSIGHT INTO: • motivations & values of ENTITY3• behaviors of ENTITY4• physiology of ENTITY2• SITE2 cultural concepts of normalcyIMPORTANT NOTES: • Frustrate
FILE 12. The Love of Mother
Content warning: mentions of animal dismemberment. Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 962.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO: • Relationship between ENTITY1 and ENTITY3• Relationship between ENTITY2 and ENTITY3• Recollection ability & memory details of ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO: • General interpersonal dynamics at SITE2• Continued activities of ANOMALY8• Continued activities of ENTITY5IMPORTANT NOTES: • ENTITY2's image of its own past is fasci
FILE 11. The Labors of Love
Audio data from various source, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 961.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO: • status & thought process of ENTITY2• whatever ENTITY4 is planning, it apparently requires a high vantage point• communal processes & behaviors at SITE2MINOR INSIGHT INTO: • ongoing mental deterioration of ENTITY2• ENTITY10's possible chthonic capacities• continued suspicious activity of ENTITY5IMPORTANT NOTES: • After hearing ENTITY8's description of its dreams, I'
FILE 10. The Enemies of Labor
Content warnings: Medical trauma, mentions of blood lossAudio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 960.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO: • status & thought process of ENTITY2• management practices of ENTITY3MINOR INSIGHT INTO: • behavior of ENTITY12• behavior of ENTITY4• writing ability of ENTITY1IMPORTANT NOTES: • I can’t help but notice that AGENT23 continues to editorialize. Don’t you think she’s overstepping? Please admonish her.Disclaimer: Camp
File 9. The Friendship of Enemies
Audio data from a single source, detailing a private meeting which occurred at SITE2 on day 960.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• status & thought process of ENTITY1, ENTITY6, and ENTITY7• relationship dynamics between ENTITY1, ENTITY6, and ENTITY7MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• SITE 2 procedure & policies• behavior of ENTITY12IMPORTANT NOTES:• Aggravatingly, ENTITY6 and ENTITY7 continue to fail to bring up the topic of ENTITY1's pre-limn exploits. Either they are faithfully keeping ENTITY1's secrets, or they h
FILE 8. The Goo of Friendship
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 959.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• status & thought process of ENTITY2• relationship of ENTITY1 & ENTITY2• relationship dynamics between ENTITY1, ENTITY2, & ENTITY3• incompetence of AGENT15 & AGENT16MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• physiology of ENTITY2• continued celestial interests of ENTITY1• SITE2 policy and procedure• continued existence of ANOMALY8IMPORTANT NOTES:• Please remind AGENT15 & AGENT16 that they w
FILE 7. The World of Goo
Content warning: Distribution and use of medication.Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 958.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• status, thought process, memories, & chthonic attributes of ENTITY2• relationship of ENTITY1 & ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• abilities of ENTITY3• relationship of ENTITY2 & ENTITY9• behavior & abilities of ENTITY9• attributes of ANOMALY1, ANOMALY2, and ANOMALY3IMPORTANT NOTES:• The appearance of the goo implies, to me, tha
FILE 6. The Norms of the World
Content warning: Jokes about needles. Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 957.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• status & thought process of ENTITY2• thought process of ENTITY1• relationship of ENTITY1 & ENTITY2• relationship of ENTITY2 & ENTITY13• status, behavior, & abilities of ENTITY4MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• Apparent ritual interests of various suspects, namely ENTITY9, ENTITY5, ENTITY10, and ENTITY6• ENTITY3 keeps a suspicious number of clocks
FILE 5. The Reversal of Norms
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 956.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• status & thought process of ENTITY2• relationship of ENTITY1 & ENTITY2• behavior of ENTITY10• status & behavior of ENTITY12• status & behavior of ENTITY13• management practices of ENTITY3MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• local politics & culture in SITE2 area• ENTITY3 has a cellphone — what• chthonic interests of ENTITY10IMPORTANT NOTES:• As AGENT23 refuses to listen to my persona
FILE 4. The Prophecy of Reversal
Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 and SITE4 on day 955.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:• status & thought process of ENTITY2• relationship of ENTITY2 & ENTITY3• behavior & abilities of ANOMALY7• history & qualities of SITE4• behavior of ENTITY13MINOR INSIGHT INTO:• standard procedure & cultural norms of SITE2• relationship dynamics between ENTITY2, ENTITY10, and ENTITY12• status, abilities, & behaviors of ENTITY10• status & behaviors of ENTI
FILE 3. The Squall of Prophecy
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 954.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO: • status & thought process of ENTITY2 • relationship of ENTITY1 & ENTITY2 • behavior & abilities of ENTITY8MINOR INSIGHT INTO: • behavior of ENTITY4 • behavior of ENTITY3 • relationship of ENTITY2 & ENTITY3 • ENTITY5 potential celestial abilities • ENTITY7 potential chthonic abilitiesIMPORTANT NOTES: • ENTITY1 has always been awkward and recalcitrant, but its hesitance to
FILE 2. The End of the Squall
Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 953.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:⁃ status & thought process of ENTITY2⁃ relationship of ENTITY1 & ENTITY2⁃ behavior of ANOMALY3⁃ behavior of ANOMALY6MINOR INSIGHT INTO:⁃ SITE2 procedures & layout⁃ behavior of ANOMALY4⁃ status & abilities of ENTITY8⁃ ENTITY3 apparently has a flamethrowerIMPORTANT NOTES:⁃ It can be reasonably assumed that all entities, with the possible exception of ENTITY4, are now aware of
FILE 1. The Beginning of the End
Audio data from various sources detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 952.MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:status, layout, & daily procedure of SITE2status & thought process of ENTITY2relationship of ENTITY1 & ENTITY2MINOR INSIGHT INTO:general behavior & status of ENTITY1relationship of ENTITY2 & ENTITY3relationship of ENTITY2 & ENTITY6typical behaviors of ENTITY3 & ENTITY6status & effects of ANOMALY1 and ANOMALY2IMPORTANT NOTES: This dataset seems to confirm
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