Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Earwolf & Nicole Byer, Sasheer Zamata
Gayle & Oprah. Bonnie & Clyde. Nicole & Sasheer. Enter the pantheon of best friendship. When you’re forced to change your number, are sick of being single, or want to take a pole-dancing class, you’re going to need a best friend...and if you don’t, you can still have this podcast.
Nicoles Sport Mode Crocs! (Re-Release)
Nicole and Sasheer are back and ready to discuss gel manicures, late-night projects, Nicole's merch, sewing club, farming, Nicole's sport mode crocks, softball, baseball, stadium dancers, rugby, the premise of Down To Earth, and WandaVision. Plus Nicole and Sasheer answer your questions about confrontation. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Sasheer Is Finally Back On Top LIVE! (Re-Release)
Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer swap weird interview questions they have been asked, try to find the actual Paul Blart, pitch easy acronyms, and celebrate Nicole’s small foot movements. They recap the highlights of their Hawaii trip, their mission to see the giant dildo, if either of them are approachable, and getting into fights at the airport. They take a quiz where they take a trip to Costco to see how good in bed they are, and answer listener questions about lon
Nicole Had To Undress Some Shrimp (Re-Release)
3-2-1 - HAPPY SASHEER! HAPPY NICOLE! This week we discuss undressing shrimp, restaurant horror stories, post-covid bad behavior, why everyone is talking to Nicole at the airport, birth stones and their spiritual meanings, Nicole’s ceiling keyboard, the colors everyone wants to see on Sasheer, going braless, and more. They take a quiz to see if they would be better with Shrek or Prince Charming, and answer a listener question on whether you should be friends with someone who collects teeth. Plus
Sasheer Knows That's Right
Hello, mhmm! This week we talk about Sasheer’s overenthusiastic fan, break down TI’s antics/bad behavior at comedy shows, the things fans yell at Nicole, Sasheer’s busy travel schedule, Nicole’s private jet dreams, celeb sightings on planes, take another swing at the “I Hate” game, luxurious car washes, and more. They take a quiz to find their most toxic trait, and answer listener questions on whether you should push yourself to go out, more chair advice, fat girl summer camps, and how to handle
Nicole Probably Snored On A Plane (Re-Release)
OH WOW HELLO! This week Nicole and Sasheer cover Nicole’s travel mishaps and newest nemesis, what a manifesto really is, plane-snoring, airline etiquette, Nicole’s new friend Ed - the CEO of Delta, pilots who sleep at the wheel. Then, Nicole and Sasheer answer listener questions about how to feel okay about your ex/current friend moving on, and how to have hard conversations with roommates. Plus - roller crocs?!? Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:nicoleandsasheer
Sasheer Wants An Update On Your Coldness
S! H! Wait… Nicole's having issues with spelling today! This week Nicole breaks down the beats in the movie Curly Sue, Sasheer shares about getting better at skating, Nicole gets a new indoor pole, Sasheer shares that she is a morning person, Nicole has weak snaps and cute sneezes, Sasheer teaches us what a housecoat is, Nicole opens up about her tambourine dreams, and more. They take a quiz to find out what their chronotype is, and answer listener questions on how to influence your roommates t
Sasheer Doesn't Have A Favorite Color LIVE (Re-Release)
This week, we’ve got a couch! And we’re live from the Netflix Is A Joke festival! We discuss the size of pyramids, Sasheer meeting Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin, the app Sasheer tells if she’s horny, pornhub - ever heard of it?, if Sasheer would travel 16 hours for a hot dog, and if Nicole got power hungry on the set of Nailed It. They take a quiz to find what bird they would be in another life, and learn if having a duck is feasible for Nicole. They answer listener questions about an office threes
Sasheer Has A Lot Of Unread Emails w/ Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey (Re-Release)
Hello! Fancy seeing you here! It’s the fanciest. This week, we are bringing you an episode of Besting Each Other with Iconic best friends Jenna Fischer & Angela Kinsey! Jenna shares about the moment she and Angela became best friends, WHY she had to take a guitar to NYC, and does an impression of Angela. Angela shares what Jenna has for breakfast every morning, not wanting to poop in the woods, and the sweet thing Steve Carrell said about their friendship. They wrap things up together and share
Sasheer Was Scared To Leave Nicole Stranded In The Middle Of The Ocean (Re-Release)
Sometimes we want vacations, and sometimes, vacations don’t want us! Nicole and Sasheer share their trip to the Bahamas and it was everything BUT relaxing! This trip had everything! Margaritaville to the rescue, dance clubs in hotel lobbies, Jet Ski adventures, Airbnb catfishing, and so much more. You truly have to be sitting down for this one. And, what this trip had the most of all was the audacity! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Nicole and The Slap Heard ‘Round The World (Re-Release)
Hello Hello Hello it’s nice to see you! Let's get to it - THE SLAP - that’s what we are talking about this week. Nicole and Sasheer discuss their favorite slap memes and tweets, all the responses, whether this will lead to more slaps, their hot takes, and more. How did Jada feel? What if it WAS a bit?? Should Will have even won??? We wrap things up by getting listener feedback on plus-size skate equipment, sweet Korean hot dogs, the Daniels twins, and answer a listener question on what to do wh
Sasheer Is On The No Bag List
This week Sasheer’s carry on travel bag is being unfairly discriminated against while Nicole is dreaming of riding on a garbage truck and hankering for a big nasty tall burger. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:424-645-7003nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Nicole Thinks Ignorance Is Bliss
This week Sasheer surprises Nicole by having freshly painted nails and in head-to-toe denim. Then, the two dig into Nicoles' midnight text, their individual sleep styles, and we find out what famous 90's film Nicole attributes the quote "Ignorance Is Bliss" from. Oh, and they help out listeners by answering some questions too! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:424-645-7003nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Sasheer Was A Nerd w/ Patti LuPone
This week, Nicole and Sasheer sit down with legend of stage and screen, Patti LuPone (Agatha All Along). Patti recounts her time being a gas station clown, not feeling cool enough for Studio 54, and how she solidified her best friendship after a dramatic fart. Then, Patti and Sasheer discuss their time working together on Agatha All Along and what their favorite costumes were. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:424-645-7003nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Nicole Is Dying For Action & Adventure!
This week Nicole is looking for some high stakes action and recounts the entire 1997 film Face/Off to Sasheer. Then, the two talk capitalism (spooky!), break down the Ten Commandments (there’s simply too many!) and answer listener letters. And never forget, watching Face/Off fixes everything! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:424-645-7003nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Sasheer Is Worried About Fecal Matter w/ Ego Nwodim
This week Nicole and Sasheer welcome comedian, actress, and friend Ego Nwodim (SNL) to chat about her new podcast Thanks Dad, Nicole's fear of throwing up, not wearing shorts on the subway and the non-negotiables that we all end up negotiating. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:424-645-7003nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Nicole Is Only Getting Smoother
This week Nicole shows Sasheer her “floor money” and smooth limbs. Then, the two retell the story of the time they did not realize their plane had landed, and answer listener letters on how to deal with a stingy friend and a friendship break up that involves kids. (This description is to be read in the style of Mark Wahlberg) Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:424-645-7003nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Sasheer Loves Friendship w/ Natasha Rothwell
This week, Nicole and Sasheer welcome writer, actress, and friend Natasha Rothwell to discuss her new show, How To Die Alone. Then, Nicole and Sasheer dig into their years-long friendship with Natasha yet they still can’t pinpoint the beginnings of their own friendship, and a quick google search reveals the real reason why turkeys die in the rain. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions, Sex and the City theories or Furniture Recommendations: 424-645-7003nicoleandsasheer@g
Nicole Wants To Get Ducked
This week Nicole and Sasheer talk about attending Subiefest, break down all of M. Night Shyamalan's movie catalog including Trap, and ask “why are Jeeps Ducks?”. Then, Nicole describes her perfect plan proposal and the two answer a listener letter about their favorite Sex and the City men. Don’t forget to get ready for 8/28/28 and go see Trap! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:424-645-7003nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Sasheer Is A Conflict Resolutionist
This week Nicole and Sasheer welcome their friend Adam Pally (Mr. Throwback, Knuckles) to the show. The three chat about driverless cars, great dinners, and question Sasheer’s unpaid job as a Conflict Manager at her elementary school. Nicole and Sasheer don’t answer listener questions this week, but they will next week! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:424-645-7003nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
Nicole is Loving the Olympics!
Nicole sprained her groin because of pole dancing. Nicole wants to know why there are no more fun couches. Sasheer thinks people just like more neutral colors. Sasheer and Nicole love to decorate so they don’t understand the move against fun furniture. They discuss their childhood home décor aesthetic and they get into some car talk. Nicole’s car was Sam Champion and Sasheer’s first car was Hot Cakes. Nicole's first car was a Mitsubishi Mirage and Sasheer’s first car was a Mazda Protegé. Also, N
Sasheer’s Weird Airport Ride
Hello Friends! Sasheer and Nicole share their weird airport ride stories. One story includes Nicole’s driver swerving across the road but letting Nicole know that they were sober. Sasheer’s driver needed the car to fix itself! They both explore the different slogans for fast casual restaurants and do a deep dive into weird statues. Google “Worcester” and “Boy Riding Turtle Statue.” Thank us later. Plus, Nicole and Sasheer answer one listener with two juicy questions. This was recorded on Fri. Au
Nicole Thinks Bill Gates Has a Computer Room
Friends! Sasheer and Nicole discuss the things that they have forgotten and regret it a little bit. Nicole lays out hypothetical question about Bill Gates to Sasheer. Sasheer learns that Nicole thinks that Bill Gates has a computer room. Nicole shares how a Starbucks employee mistook her for Tiffany. Sasheer wants to know who is Tiffany? So does Nicole. Sasheer is watching Sex in the City for the first time. Nicole maintains that anyone who dates Carrie doesn’t really like her. Nicole can’t wait
Sasheer’s Teaching Us How To Flirt w/ Mano Agapion & Oscar Montoya
Friends! Sasheer and Nicole welcome comedians Oscar Montoya and Mano Agapion to the show to play besting each other. They both rated their relationship on a scale from 1 to 10. Mano met Oscar trying flirt. Oscar maintains it was bad flirting but they ended up friends. Mano and Oscar realize they have never traveled together but they both want to go to Japan. Oscar knows that him being late can irritate Mano while Mano’s overthinking could be an area of annoyance for Oscar. They both want to be
Nicole is the Riddler!
Friends! It’s another episode of Best Friends. Sasheer discusses how she got rid of some bees. She just talks to them. Nicole talks to the spiders in her house. Sasheer got the crows together as well. Nicole loves the birds and loves the freedom they represent. It’s riddle time and Sasheer and Nicole get into solving more riddles. Nicole’s on a roll and she’s convinced that she is the Riddler. Its swimming season and Sasheer wishes Nicole would invite her for a swim. Plus, Nicole is getting into
Sasheer’s Got a New Breakfast Sandwich w/ Punam Patel
Hey there friends! This week, Nicole and Sasheer welcome Comedian, Actress and their good friend Punam Patel on the show. She shares fun stories from her time traveling with Nicole through Europe, wildest audience reactions from performing on stage and her and Nicole’s gelato obsession. Sasheer shares her new favorite breakfast sandwich, everyone starts solving riddles and we discover the real meaning behind Randy Newman’s song “Short People.” It’s not as bad as it sounds. This was recorded on J
Nicole Learns that the Internet is Undefeated
Friends! This week, Nicole loves that Dyson has gotten into headphones. Sasheer loves a helpful product review post but is confused when the comment section is brutal. Nicole loves when the internet roasts people and is now into accounts of people who make things from scratch. Sasheer was surprised when Nicole told her about a woman who doubled down on saying the N-word. Nicole and Sasheer discuss what they did to impress a crush from school. Nicole is delighted by watching the Sex and the City
Sasheer’s A Green Traveling Queen
Sup friends! Nicole’s butt hurts! She was sitting for 8 hours getting her hair done. Sasheer is getting new windows to keep the hot summer outside. Nicole thinks it’s going to be a hot sexy summer. Sasheer is trying to stop buying clothes cause she has so many. Nicole got recognized by someone in a compromising position while in the club. Nicole got a bunch of stuff tailored and she’s excited. Sasheer points out that people would get things tailored back in the day and they have a great one. Nic
Nicole Loves The Olsen Twins – LIVE
FRIENDS! This week, Nicole and Sasheer celebrate National Best Friends Day LIVE at the Largo. They talk about how there is so much filming in LA, the right way to grocery shop and Nicole shares her unparalleled knowledge and love of the Olsen Twins and the greater Olsen family multi-verse. They take a quiz to find out which pop culture duo are you and your best friend and answer your friendship questions, one involving nipple sucking?! Don’t miss it. This was recorded on June 8th, 2024. Here is
Sasheer’s TV Crush was Patrick Stewart
Hey Friends! Nicole checked out the Sonic Speed Café and had a knuckle sandwich. Sasheer watches The Idea of You. Nicole gets emotional about how the Sonic franchise hits home. Sasheer's TV crush as a kid was Patrick Stewart from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Nicole’s childhood celebrity crush was Vin Diesel. Sasheer hasn’t seen the movie Liar, Liar. Nicole wants to know if Sasheer finds it funny. Sasheer thinks White Chicks is hilarious and Nicole thinks Houseguest is so funny. They take a B
Nicole’s Got Something in Her Throat
Friends?! Nicole still has something stuck in her throat, but she’s ok. Sasheer suggests massaging her throat. Nicole’s concerned over a neighbor's dog constantly barking. Sasheer tried to ‘shhhh’ a dog but didn’t know the correct commands. Nicole regales us about the movie “Night Swim,” about a haunted swimming pool. Sasheer is already afraid of the water. Jordan shares a story that illustrates the danger of hot tubs. Nicole and everyone else is surprised to learn that more than 300 people die
Sasheer’s Got Something in Her Eye
Friends! Sasheer has something in her eye and Nicole helps her clear her sight. Also, nobody was prepared for the arm choreography in the Tom Cruise movie Minority Report. Sasheer had a mechanical bull ride at her party and Nicole enjoyed it so much, she wants to find a mechanical dick to ride. They both found out that there is no brick and mortar business in California for a mechanical penis ride. Nicole hates the term lover and thinks we should get rid of the words “boyfriend” and “girlfriend.
Nicole's a Double Virgo w/ Isa Nakazawa
Hey star friends! This week, Nicole and Sasheer welcome astrologer and podcaster Isa Nakazawa to the show. She gives them a chart reading and more insight into their relationship as it relates to the stars. Nicole is a double Virgo and Sasheer’s Moon is in Aries. Don’t know what that means? All good, Isa breaks it down. For a better understanding of astrology, check out Isa's new podcast, "Stars and Stars with Isa Nakazawa.” No BuzzFeed quiz this week. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your f
Sasheer Just Can’t Win With Nicole
Hello friends. Nicole is in the windy city and might be having mic issues. Sasheer, at the request of Nicole, tries to imagine what she would do if Nicole got swept away in a windstorm. Nicole accuses Sasheer of calling her too fat to find in a windstorm. Sasheer is reminded of a woman who has the talent of making any noise with her mouth. Nicole needs to sleep more to function now. Sasheer has new outdoor furniture. Nicole says it's not worth it to buy expensive outdoor furniture. Sasheer wonde
Nicole Sings “Let the Sunshine In!”
Hi hi friends. Nicole and Sasheer catch up during the week. Nicole scattered flowers in a planter hoping they would take. Sasheer also had plants that were in the back in the front but figured it was an animal. Nicole decides she will do it. Sasheer is trying to figure out what Nicole is singing. Jordan is also trying to figure out what Nicole is singing. It’s ‘Unwritten’ by Natasha Bedingfield. Nicole is convinced she sang it correctly. Sasheer acknowledges there are lot of songs about the sun
Sasheer Is Waiting with Bated Breath
We all miss the old days of TV where you got 22 episodes a season. This week, Sasheer talks about finishing Dawson’s Creek (WARNING - light yet non-specific spoilers ahead) and Nicole counts dick-sightings on Queer as Folk. Jordan is having a bowl of milk-less cereal, leading Nicole and Sasheer to wax nostalgic over their favorite childhood cereals. Nicole likes to have sky meals on the ground, but is not a coleslaw queen. They discuss the plot of Never Been Kissed, a mom who punched a teacher,
Nicole Loves A JLo Movie
Friends! This week Nicole has a surprise for Sasheer! Sasheer was surprised but she got it too! It’s a couch purse. Nicole still surprised Sasheer. Nicole will stab you in the back if she’s trying to live. Sasheer thinks it would be weird. Nicole doesn’t know why we learned fractions in grade school. Sasheer agrees that there are some things we didn’t need to learn. In college, Nicole loved reading books and plays. Sasheer still doesn’t know what Beowulf is. Nicole learned about Venus and wants
Sasheer Can't Wait To See Missy Elliott!
Hello Friends. Nicole and Sasheer talked about hot dogs for a long time. Sasheer had a hotdog at Costco. Nicole would love to have a date at Costco. Sasheer learns that Nicole is down to clown on a date. Nicole had a hard time sleeping. Sasheer suggests some potential reasons for the rough sleep. Nicole gets excited to catch up on her sleep. Sasheer hurt her wrist just living. Nicole doesn’t want to get old for that same reason. Nicole keeps going on shopping sprees on Ebay. Sasheer is excited t
Nicole says "Virgin Mary is That B***ch!"
Blessings Friends! This week, Nicole asks if Sasheer got fooled on this past April Fool’s Day. Sasheer didn’t even know it was Easter, let alone April Fool’s Day. Nicole wonders about the symbolism of Easter. Sasheer discovers that the date of Easter is determined by the moon… each year. Nicole was extra vigilant on April Fool’s Day, so she didn’t get fooled. Sasheer finds out that Ask Jeeves rebranded in 2006 to Ask.com… no more Jeeves. Nicole reminisces about shopping at Sears and Bradlees. Th
Sasheer Says Sh** Talk With Facts…not Fiction!
Hola amigas! On this episode of Best Friends, we find out that Sasheer loves dainty accessories while Nicole loves big buckles and chunky jewelry. Nicole is fascinated by how some foods were invented, including cupcakes, lollipops, brownies, and more. Sasheer explores what life would be like in another dimension. So does Nicole. They both explore existential questions about people’s purpose on earth, how time really works and how old the universe is. Plus, they answer your friendship questions a
Nicole’s Little Uniform
Hey Friends! Nicole wants to know how rumors and nursery rhymes get started? Sasheer has the perfect answer. Nicole loved Madame Webb. Sasheer loved that a theater usher called Madame Webb the movie of our generation. Nicole also loved The Beekeeper. Sasheer had her second drumming lesson. Nicole comes up with an exercise to strengthen syncopation. Sasheer didn’t know that Nicole changed earlier. Nicole explains the thought process behind her performance uniform for touring. Sasheer thinks it’s
Sasheer Caught a Neighbor Throwing Leaves in Her Driveway!
Best Friends! How are you this week? Sasheer gets stuff done around the house, with the help of a friend's husband. Nicole doesn’t believe she’s good at household projects but wishes she could build a shelf. Sasheer just adjusted her curtain rods and she’s proud. Nicole is amazed that at Home Depot, you can find all the things relating to your home… except food (except snacks). Sasheer has a lot of macramé things in her home. Nicole has bronze giraffes, a flamingo lamp and haunted piggy bank in
Nicole Is Into Skydiving
Hey Friends! This week, Sasheer is sore from indoor skydiving. Nicole wants to go skydiving, for real. Sasheer does not. Nicole had sushi the other day. Sasheer is proud of Nicole because she doesn’t like to try new things. Nicole believes it's her year to try new things. Sasheer is taking drum lessons. Nicole thinks Sasheer should get a full drum kit. Sasheer thinks it will take up too much space. Jordan is taking drum lessons too! Nicole learns about traveling with instruments, specifically d
Sasheer Learns About Destroy Dick December
Hey friends! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss suspicious leaks in and around their homes. Nicole had an orange cat visit her and so did Sasheer. Sasheer likes to think her cat is respected by the coyotes. Nicole wishes Clyde would let her get to know the cat. Sasheer and Nicole have seen skunks and they’re big. Nicole asks what to do if a house is sliding towards you. Sasheer thinks you just become the Wicked Witch of the West. Nicole wishes she could sing like Liza Minnelli. Sasheer learns
Nicole Would Come Back as a Quokka! w/ Flyana Boss
Hello Friends! We’re playing Besting Each Other with hip hop bestie duo Flyana Boss aka Bobbi and Folayan. Nicole and Sasheer are huge fans so we were so excited. Bobbi and Folayan met at music school in Los Angeles and formed the group Flyana Boss and became best friends. Folayan’s favorite thing about Bobbi is that she is hilarious and Bobbi knows it. Bobbi loves that Folayan knows a lot about outer space and she’s good with personal space. Folayan wishes that Bobbi would tell her when someth
Sasheer is Hangry… Watch Out!
Hey Friends, and it’s a continuation of Black History Month. Nicole shares inventions made by black people. Sasheer shares how she had a perm in her hair for a while. Nicole shares her childhood experience of getting her hair done. Sasheer thinks she’ll continue to be late in celebration of Black History Month while Nicole will continue to talk at full volume in a movie theater. Sasheer is a porch person with a little bit of bike and Nicole is a bike person with a little bit of porch. Sasheer su
Nicole’s Love Story: “Panties to My Heart: Under Where?”
Nicole has a laughing fit in the best way possible. Sasheer tries to understand why. Nicole thinks there is a pun involved in a drug store name. Sasheer doesn’t think so. Nicole had an interesting interaction with a man in an alley way. Sasheer thinks it might be an underwear fairy. Nicole theorizes that if she did take the underwear, it may have led her to true love. This reminds Sasheer of a YouTube video, “The Bread.” Nicole talks about how Sesame Street character Elmo checked up on people on
Sasheer Is Making Her Own Breakfast
Friends! This week, Sasheer shares she needs new cardio options since she was exercise shamed in Africa. Nicole has been doing private pole and loves exercises with affirmations. Sasheer likes to leave the house to exercise. It helps with her motivation. Nicole reveals that breakfast is not the most important meal of the day. Sasheer is making her own breakfast now. Nicole wants breakfast to be served all day. Plus, they both answer your friendship questions about reaching out to past friends an
Nicole Is Back From Hawaii
F- R- I- E- N- D- S! Best Friends! Nicole decides to start off the show spelling Sasheer’s name. Sasheer joins in. Nicole shares the highlights of her recent trip to Hawaii which includes almost seeing an octopus. Sasheer tries to figure out how to get Nicole out of long random conversations with strangers. Nicole thinks she has a round welcoming face. Sasheer exits conversations physically and/or emotionally. Nicole thinks it's wild the airlines serve people who sit in the emergency exit seat a
Sasheer Learns That Nicole Loves Nuts
Hola amigas! Sasheer and Nicole continue to tell us about their adventures in Africa. Sasheer recounts how in South Africa they met people who knew how to speak eleven different languages. Nicole said when she was in Paris people didn’t want her to speak French. Sasheer learned that she doesn’t enjoy sitting with random strangers but it happened all the time in South Africa. Nicole shares how a driver warned them not to trust anyone in South Africa, plus he wouldn’t stop talking. Sasheer learns
Nicole Loves a Dung Beetle
Hey Friends! Nicole and Sasheer are back from their trip to the motherland, Africa! Unfortunately, they both got covid, but they are on the mend sharing their exciting journey. Sasheer loved the train ride in Zimbabwe. Nicole is convinced that they were best dressed. Sasheer was happy to make international friends. Nicole swam in the Devil’s Pool in Zambia. Sasheer was publicly dubbed the weakest swimmer at the same waterfall. Nicole dove into some aggressive waves in the Seychelles. On Safari,
Re-Release: Sasheer is Fiddling with Her Sprinkler with Amber Ruffin & Lacey Lamar
Hello Friends! We’re revisiting our Besting Each Other episode where Nicole and Sasheer welcome Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar to the show. Amber’s favorite thing about Lacey is that she is nice and kind. Lacey loves that Amber can make her laugh at the most inappropriate times. Amber thinks Lacey has too many animals. Lacey thinks Amber needs to get more clothes. Amber thinks that she and her sister would die instantly on Survivor. Lacey thinks she would do better because she’s been preparing for
Re-Release: Sasheer Saw Usher in Vegas! - LIVE
Howdy Friends! Enjoy this re-release of Sasheer & Nicole LIVE from Largo @ The Coronet! Hot off their Vegas Girls Trip Sasheer and Nicole tell us all about their adventures. Sasheer screamed with excitement for a stripper during Usher’s contest. Nicole drove a Lamborghini on a race track. Sasheer got trash in her eye during the Criss Angel magic show. Nicole makes people do a standing ovation for Cirque Du Soleil performers. Sasheer surprised Nicole at the Flamingo Casino and Hotel. Nicole got t
Re-Release: Sasheer Is Now the Sleepy One with Penn Badgley & Nava Kavelin
Hey Friends! Enjoy this re-release of Besting Each Other with Nava Kavelin & Penn Badgley! Nava shares her dreamy London day with Penn Badgley and his family, why you SHOULD use emojis when texting, and how Penn is good at keeping secrets (or just forgets the secret), and the perks of being a good neighbor. Penn shares how struck he was by Nava’s intelligence, purposeful friendships, and being on “do not disturb” maybe too much? Together they discuss Penn not setting Nava up, their company’s wor
Sasheer is Excited to Travel to Africa
Hey Friends! This week, Sasheer and Nicole wait for a dog to get hydrated before starting the show. Nicole knows that sometimes, dogs are thirsty because of Clyde. Sasheer gets an update on how Clyde is doing. Nicole misses Clyde but can’t travel with him because he bites. Sasheer is excited for their trip to Africa. Nicole is excited to meet the different animals. Sasheer has been wonderful with handling the itinerary. They are going on a train ride to visit different game drives, visiting the
Nicole Says 2024 is Her Year
Hello Friends! It’s close to the holidays so Nicole and Sasheer share what they want for Christmas. Sasheer knows the 12 days of Christmas song. Nicole feels like 2024 will be a great year. Sasheer thinks they should find gifts in an airport. Nicole thinks they should sing O Holy Night on the plane. Sometimes Nicole gets grumpy when people have fun without her. Sasheer admits, they can be those people ruining people's time when they have fun. Nicole wants to get back into roller-skating. Sasheer
Sasheer Takes Her Annual Pole Class
Hey friends! Sasheer watched the musical Rent and it still holds up. Nicole and Sasheer do a pole dance and they are both sore. Sasheer feels she only needs to take it once a year. Nicole couldn’t live her life as a nun because they get up too early. Sasheer couldn't be a nun either. Nicole wonders what is under those nun robes. Sasheer wore fishnet stockings during her graduation ceremony. Nicole went to school to make friends… not to learn. Sasheer always did her homework while Nicole just did
Nicole Needs More Protein, Baby!
Hey friends! Nicole needs more protein. Sasheer shares a Twitter thread of a woman who got pregnant from a man who didn’t go through with a vasectomy surgery. Nicole shares a thread of a woman who shared her baby up for adoption. Sasheer shares a story of a couple who had a surprise baby on their wedding day. Nicole shares a story of a tiny woman giving birth to a big baby. Sasheer discusses past WWE wrestler Chyna. Nicole considers the thought of training as a WWE wrestler. Sasheer would suppor
Re-Release: Sasheer Doesn’t Have A Favorite Color! - LIVE
This week, we’ve got a couch! And we’re live from the Netflix Is A Joke festival! We discuss the size of pyramids, Sasheer meeting Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin, the app Sasheer tells if she’s horny, pornhub - ever heard of it?, if Sasheer would travel 16 hours for a hot dog, and if Nicole got power hungry on the set of Nailed It. They take a quiz to find what bird they would be in another life, and learn if having a duck is feasible for Nicole. They answer listener questions about an office threes
Nicole Would Marry a Door with Jordana Abraham & Jared Freid
Hey Besties! Nicole shares how she learned some people marry objects. If Sasheer were to marry an object, it would be a chair while Nicole would marry a door. They also welcome Jordana Abraham and Jared Freid to playing Besting Each Other. Jordana first met Jared during a Betches of Comedy event in DC. Jared’s favorite memory of Jordana is that she loves a Starbucks! Jordana loves that Jared is hilarious and Jared loves that Jordana is straightforward. Jordana wishes that Jared would say no more
Sasheer Enjoys Corn Dogs
Hello friends! Sasheer is getting confused by the weather. Nicole is taking singing lessons. Sasheer suggests Nicole record the sessions so she can hit her notes at home. Sasheer joins Nicole for a haunted hayride. Nicole enjoyed funnel cake. Sasheer enjoyed her two corndogs. While Sasheer likes incense, Nicole loves candles. Sasheer tries to help find solutions to help Nicole find her keys. Nicole shares how a man randomly tried to get into her car. Sasheer blesses us with her impression of a
Nicole Doesn’t Want Stinky Cheese Dick with Alesha Reneé & Serita Wesley
Hi Friends. You know what time it is! It's time for Besting Each Other with Alesha Reneé and Serita Wesley. Serita met Alesha through a friend and a plethora of people at BET. Alesha's favorite memory of traveling is when Serita came out to Los Angeles to just hang out while Alesha went to auditions. Serita’s favorite thing about Alesha is her southern charm. Alesha loves that Serita never gives up on love and knows that “real” always seems to find her. Serita thinks Alesha talks too much while
Sasheer Learns that She Loves U2!
Hey Friends! Nicole has already bought tickets to Beyoncé’s Renaissance Movie. Sasheer would love to see Beyoncé at The Sphere in Las Vegas. Nicole learns that U2 has a residency at the Sphere/ Sasheer learns that they both love U2! Nicole watches a movie about a murderous tire. Sasheer learns that Disney is doing a live action version of Bambi. Nicole wonders why so many Disney adults aren’t named after Disney characters. Nicole would name her potential future kid Bambi and Sasheer would name h
Nicole Can Understand Greek… Cause She’s Hot!
Hope you’re well friends! Nicole is learning to love massages while Sasheer is tired and would love to enjoy a massage. Nicole shares that she fought for her life during a Turkish massage, but her skin was glowing afterwards and magically understands Greek. Sasheer just saw Janelle Monáe, and Flyana Boss opened for her. Nicole loves Flyana Boss and hopes that there is no darkness in their lives. Sasheer is a small purse kinda girl. Nicole is a big purse kinda girl and doesn’t know how to feel a
Sasheer Is Fiddling with Her Sprinkler with Amber Ruffin & Lacey Lamar
Sasheer spent a lot of time outside trying to fiddle with and fix her sprinklers. Nicole has decided that her sprinklers have a mind of their own. Sasheer recounts her time being at a Sheryl Crow concert. Nicole’s nipples hurt because the temperature in her apartment was adjusted to freezing. Anyways, it’s time for Besting Each Other! Nicole and Sasheer welcome Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar to the show. Amber’s favorite thing about Lacey is that she is nice and kind. Lacey loves that Amber can ma
Nicole Believes All Titties Are Good But Some Butts Are Bad.
Hey friends! Nicole is thriving and living her best fucking life. Sasheer got invited to play tennis with her cousin. They both learn that there was a resurgence of tennis due to the pandemic. Sasheer wishes when she was younger she stuck with playing violin. Nicole wished she stuck with piano. Sasheer was so happy after seeing Beyoncé in Los Angeles on the Renaissance Tour with Nicole. Nicole wants Beyoncé and Kelly to come on the show. Sasheer wants the music group Flyana Boss on the show. Ni
Sasheer Has Entered Her Gluten Free Era with Franchesca Ramsey & De’Lon Grant
Hi besties! Sasheer took an epigenetics test and got back a list of foods she is intolerant of. Included on that list are peanuts and gluten. Nicole, while on her own Jello journey, invites Sasheer to join her due to Jello being gluten-free! While Nicole supports Sasheer on this gluten-free journey, she NEVER wants to know what she is intolerant of. Meanwhile, it’s another episode of Besting Each Other! Nicole and Sasheer are joined by best friends Franchesca Ramsey (Superstore) and De’Lon Grant
Nicole Reminds Us That Fish Are Friends Not Food
OWW Friends! Nicole hits her funny bone starting the show! Don’t worry, she’s ok. Sasheer wonders why we call our elbow the funny bone. Nicole wants the strike to come to an end. Sasheer recalls the many reality tv shows that she is watching, specifically The Ultimatum. Nicole asks Sasheer what reality show she would be on if they were on a different planet. Sasheer would like to be on the Amazing Race while Nicole wants to go on American Ninja Warrior. Nicole learns all about the competitive wo
Sasheer Needs Her Silver Outfit! with Ron Funches and Gabe Dinger
Hi friends. Nicole and Sasheer see Beyoncé! Sasheer is fascinated by the obscure comparisons of Beyoncé and Taylor Swift's tours. Nicole learns that Taylor Swift has a huge fan base. Also, they play Besting Each Other with comedians Ron Funches and Gabe Dinger. Ron says that he met Gabe in Portland, Oregon doing standup comedy. Gabe loves that Ron is loyal and believes in him. Ron loves that Gabe is a true blue dude and one of the best supporters he’s ever met. Ron hates when Gabe does political
Nicole Wants To Celebrate Valentine’s Day in August!
It’s Friendship time! This week, Nicole feels rested but a little nervous to get back to pole dancing. Sasheer wants to go to a flea market because she needs more wall art. Nicole is an art connoisseur but she agrees, it can be expensive to buy and frame. Sasheer is still on a lot of estate email lists. Nicole is excited to wear a hot pink jump suit. Sasheer is going to wear her red jumpsuit. Nicole thinks they should celebrate Valentine’s Day in August... because of the outfits of course. Sashe
Sasheer Is Better at Pilates Than Expected! with Kenny DeForest & David Drake
Friends, it's time for….. Besting Each Other with comedians Kenny DeForest and David Drake! Kenny knew he was going to be friends with David when he saw David crush at an open mic and the crowd went crazy when he rapped an epic freestyle. David loves going on “boys trips” with Kenny, especially their trip to San Antonio, Texas. Kenny loves that David speaks plain and straight to the point. David doesn’t like it when Kenny asks him to be involved in bad sketch ideas while Kenny hates it when Dav
Nicole Wants to Move Metal With Her Mind! (Crossover Episode)
Hello friends! It’s the crossover episode of Best Friends and Why Won’t You Date Me. Nicole celebrates the 300th episode of Why Won’t You Date Me with Sasheer on the show. Sasheer and Nicole ask each other questions from the New York Times article “The 36 Questions That Lead to Love” to celebrate. Sasheer talks all about her new comedy special “First Woman” out now. Nicole helped inspire a few risqué jokes that didn’t make it on Sasheer’s special. Nicole wants to move metal with her mind. Sash
Sasheer Says “Free Those Titties!”
H-E-L-L-O to you! This week, Nicole proves that she can make anything sound sexy. Sasheer suggests Nicole get a life alert after sharing the time she broke her ankle in her house. Nicole is thinking about selling her motorcycle. Sasheer sometimes doesn’t know when Nicole is back in town. Nicole vows to never keep Sasheer waiting to respond to her text. Nicole shares how she mistakenly flashed people for a good portion of a day. Sasheer encourages Nicole to free her titties and the nipples. Also,
Nicole Hates to Lose Things Too! with Punkie Johnson and Dicey
Guess what time it is? It’s time for Besting Each Other with Punkie Johnson and Dicey. Dicey shares that when she first met Punkie, she was appalled by Punkie’s behavior. Punkie loves Dicey’s ability to pull her away when it’s time to go but hates that Dicey loses everything. Dicey loves Punkie’s fearlessness but can’t stand that she eats so many onions! Dicey and Punkie believe they would do better on the show Survivor than the other person. In 20 years, Dicey wants them to live like the Gold
Sasheer Is Learning Spanish
Hey friends. Nicole is pro union. Sasheer breaks down the misconception that all actors are rich in regards to the SAG-AFTRA Strike. Nicole talks about how the strike affects the whole industry. Sasheer and Nicole reminisce on how they got GOT in the industry. Nicole wants a mermaid tail. Sasheer wants to go to Disney if they end up visiting Mertailor’s Mermaid Aquarium. Nicole bought a keyboard and is taking singing lessons. Sasheer’s learning Spanish with Duolingo. Nicole breaks down the chara
Nicole Says ‘The X Games Ain’t Your Momma’s Olympics!’
Hey there friends. This week it’s all about sports?! Sasheer is trying to boogie board. Nicole thinks there needs to be more events at the X Games. Sasheer would do rallying at the X Games while Nicole would do freestyle BMX biking. Both Sasheer and Nicole learned about professional tag and red rover. Nicole shares her love over a specific cereal brand while Sasheer shares info about what it takes to adopt a bird since holding a bird is on Nicole’s bucket list. Plus, we answer a question about
Sasheer Saw Usher in Vegas! - LIVE
This week, Sasheer & Nicole are LIVE from Largo @ The Coronet! Hot off their Vegas Girls Trip, Sasheer and Nicole tell us all about their adventures. Sasheer screams with excitement for a stripper during Usher’s concert. Nicole drove a Lamborghini on a race track. Sasheer got trash in her eye during the Chris Angel Magic show. Nicole makes people do a standing ovation for Cirque Du Soleil performers. Sasheer surprised Nicole at the Flamingo Casino and Hotel. Nicole got the Magic Mike experience
Nicole Learns That Dolphins Are Psychos!
Hey Friends! This week, Nicole wants to learn all things Las Vegas Casino. Sasheer got gifted wine from her neighbor. Nicole loves that Clyde has a dog friend in their neighborhood. Sasheer is trying to be a woman who wears linen. Nicole is on the side of the orcas attacking yachts. Sasheer knew the dolphins are psychos and it really gets weird. Nicole and Sasheer learn that humans have had sexual relationships with dolphins. Nicole is not getting a tattoo of dolphin, for sure. They do a Buzzfee
Sasheer Is Recovering From Their Vegas Trip!
A harmonious hi to you! Nicole and Sasheer are recovering from their Vegas trip. Sasheer hasn’t finished unpacking her six months of stuff yet. Nicole is having trouble with her S’s. Sasheer and Jordan got frenectomies. Nicole’s top one favorite thing to do is giggle. Sasheer gets bored on walks. Now, Nicole wipes Clyde’s feet after a walk. Also, Sasheer pointed out some cute otters in Vegas while Nicole wants to touch birds. They do a Buzzfeed quiz that promises to know your soulmate’s name bas
Nicole Wonders, Why Water For Y2K? with Clea Shearer & Joanna Teplin
How the hell are ya?! It’s another Besting Each Other episode! Nicole and Sasheer welcome best friends Clea Shearer & Joanna Teplin. Joanna shares that she reluctantly met Clea through a mutual friend at The Frothy Monkey and the rest is history. Clea’s favorite memory was traveling to London and realizing Joanna had been using her toothbrush for three days. Joanna loves Clea’s sense of humor and Clea loves to make Joanna laugh. They both agree that Joanna would be slightly better on the show Su
Sasheer Still Has Her Tap Shoes
Good Afternoon. Here we are! Back with another episode of Best Friends. Nicole does a trampoline workout and boy does it stain her calves. Sasheer is looking forward to Janelle Ginestra’s dance workout and it's all about that turkey twerking. Nicole took ballet and tap dance as a child. Sasheer took tap dance too and she still has her tap shoes. Sasheer concludes that a muffin is a naked cupcake. Nicole burnt a pizza the other day and Sasheer shares the time she accidentally burnt ramen noodles.
Nicole Wants Beyoncé to be Her Mother!
Helloooooo. Give me a B. B. You got your B. You got your B. This will take forever so welcome to Best Friends! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss why Nicole keeps a basketball in her trunk just in case, Sasheer’s aerial yoga experience, Nicole’s discovery of a cute plus size suspender rompers, Sasheer’s love of puns on Netflix’s docuseries MerPeople, Nicole’s strong desire for Beyoncé to be her mother and they both do a deep dive into the history of blood transfusions. They take a Buzzfeed qu
Sasheer’s Gonna Love the Meats
Good morning… er… or actually good afternoon. This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss Nicole’s bone-in meat desires, Sasheer’s dislike of ice-cream, the Arby’s dessert menu, who IS Kathy Toop, biblical theme parks, how old is Beyonce, and hear Nicole’s review of Fast X. They take a quiz to see if they are good enough to be Shrek’s friend, and answer listener questions about dealing with a drunk friend at a wedding as well as hear how Nicole can better use limewash in her house. Tah-hoo-hoo! Here
Nicole Does Not Want a Monkey Baby?!
What is a Humanzee? This week, Nicole and Sasheer find out how scientists actually tried to create a half human half chimpanzee hybrid and explore the age old hypothetical question, can humans have sex with gorillas? Plus, Sasheer can’t get some sleep, the Air Bud franchise is super expansive, Pickleball is the fastest growing sport in America, and Nicole is clear that she does not want a monkey baby. Also, we take listener letters asking us if running around your house is weird. Humanzee:http
Sasheer Does Not Like a Whale Tail
Hello? Can you hear us? This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss enjoying ass-mer (asmr), mixed feelings on showing your underwear, an orgasmic experience at the LA Philharmonic, what they enjoyed about Black Forever… wait actually Wakanda Forever, Nicole’s vision for the future of malls, the new trash cans on Sasheer’s block, and more. We play another round of “Zillow For A Dillow,” and answer a listener question about getting your straight male friends to open up. Here is the LA Philharmonic aud
Nicole Goes Up The Pole Like A Lil’ Honeybear
Did you know how many teeth dogs have? We didn’t! But now we all do! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss the surprisingly big teeth market, why Sasheer trusts Billy Mays, the murder of crows outside of Sasheer’s house, and the trick to going upside down in pole. We take a quiz where we make a sandwich to see what 2000s rom-com we should watch, and answer listener questions about how to deal with loneliness within friendships, and dealing with a difficult friend-triangle. Here is the quiz we t
Sasheer Looks Like an Elegant Tennis Ball
Happy Birthday Sasheer! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss how much Sasheer loves her gift from Nicole, if “Cynthia” is lying to Sasheer, Nicole’s desire to visit the insurrection monument (the capitol building), a man who yelled at a baby on a plane, and more. We debut a new segment - “Is this weird?” - where listeners send us things they do that their friends and family think are odd/unusual; such as friendship tiers and sleeping naked except for socks. Finally, we get an update on our list
Nicole Will Bring Her Make-Believe Child with Carl Tart & Lamar Woods
It’s another episode of Besting Each Other! Nicole and Sasheer are joined by best friends Carl Tart (Grand Crew) and Lamar Woods (Single Parents). Carl shares about getting robbed in San Francisco, great memories in Hawaii, why Lamar’s genuineness is so meaningful to him, and Lamar’s annoying slow sipping. Lamar talks about a perfect night out in NY, why his phone always falls out of his pocket, and why the weather is the determining factor for Lamar winning Survivor. Together they discuss what
Sasheer Is a Taurus (but Nicole Can’t Remember)
Excuse me, hi how are you?!? This week on Best Friends, Nicole and Sasheer return back to their love of Free Guy - warning **SPOILERS** ahead. They discuss air fryers, fl-Orida frenchies, where the phrase “egg on your face” comes from, why is Joe Biden so old, Nicole’s nail problems and more! They take a quiz to see what kind of best friendship they have, and answer listener questions about how to learn more about your friends, and being honest with toxic friends. Here is the quiz we took - htt
Nicole Loves Hot-For-You Nuts
Glug glug glug! We hope you feel hydrated and satiated by this week’s episode! This week we discuss things which are too cold to hold, what you can do with frozen quinoa, how many grams you are, why Nicole now wakes up glad she ate lasagna, frustrations with how clothing fits, and what’s going on with the food pyramid? They take a quiz where they describe their best friendship to see their perfect getaway destination, and we answer a listener's question about struggling to have friends relate w
The One Where They Made 200 Episodes
They said we couldn’t do it, but we did! Happy 200th episode of Best Friends! This week, Nicole and Sasheer share their favorite moments of the podcast, we listen to your favorite moments, and talk about fun memories from making the show. Some highlights - the Forrest Gump recap, Sasheer is getting the salmon, best ad moments, and more. Plus, we check back in on how people are washing themselves, and learn about a tangible way the show has helped someone. We love our listeners - thanks for liste
Sasheer’s Not Trying To Get Got
Did you get fooled? This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss how April Fool’s Day is a precursor to the purge, Sasheer’s terrible prank, Nicole’s love for Volkswagen Golf trucks, and the many seasons in Atlanta. They debut a new segment - Zillow Or No Dillow - where they choose a favorite from two very wild Zillow listings, and answer listener questions about breaking up with new couple friends, communicating with a friend who feels left behind, and what to do with a friend who is a pathological li
Nicole’s Gonna Walk Into Traffic She Misses Sasheer So Much!
Nicole and Sasheer miss each other… genuinely! They start things off talking about what they can do when they see each other, like Christmas hot dogs! They discuss Nicole deciding to wear loud outfits at the airport, getting a beloved suitcase fixed, their shared love of fun weird stuff, cows having four stomachs, where do flamingos even live, and why there should be elderly skate hours. They take a quiz to see what unique pairing their friendship is, and answer listener questions about sharing
Sasheer Would Let a Whale Take Nicole
Do you have dreams about houses? This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss the multiverse, Nicole’s moldy office, how we don’t talk enough about Bernie Mac, sending anonymous notes to your neighbors, early morning etiquette when walking your dog, and what’s the deal with sheep?!? We have another DIY moment with Nicole who is redoing a guest bedroom, and answer a listener question about hang out check-ins are they are really necessary? Plus, Nicole watches the trailer for Before Sunrise! Here is mor
Nicole Loves Laughter!
What did YOU think of the Oscars? This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss an award show they haven’t watched yet, why we all love Ke Huy Quan, Nicole’s DIY Instagram obsession continuing, Sasheer & Nicole’s commitment to take care of each other when they are old, read about “platonic spouses,” and more! They take a quiz to see what color of hair they should really have, and answer listener questions on how to improvise while playing DnD with friends, if a friend was rude for not paying attention t
Best Friends Presents: Best Friends with Jacob Wysocki
This week we are releasing an episode from behind the paywall. Best Friends Presents: Best Friends Friends! This episode, best friends Nicole and Sasheer bring on their friend Jacob Wysocki. They talk all sorts of zoom activities like drinking games, holding office hours to see friends and family, and even karaoke! Then they respond to questions on what to do when you feel like you're too busy but friends still hang out without you, when you feel like you're in a one sided friendship, and when y
Sasheer Is Loving Girl Scout Cookie Season
The rain is still terrorizing Nicole while the ants in the new Ant-man movie terrorize Sasheer. One thing they can both agree on is that the film felt like a Star Wars movie. Nicole realizes that she needs to go back in time to get dropped off in front of Steven Spielberg’s home to become the child to star in E.T. Sasheer is loving girl scout cookie season and together they unpack Nicole’s disdain for the Girl Scouts and the cookies! Lastly, they help solve a listener’s query about how to talk t
Best Friends Presents: Best Friends With Meatball
We are re-releasing a delightful episode from behind the paywall! Join us on a blast from the past, this week as Nicole and Sasheer are joined by the fabulous Meatball! Together, they discuss Zoom drag shows, stand-up at drive-in movie theaters, getting dressed up with nowhere to go, serving lewks, Meatball’s experience kicking someone out of a club, and that hairy queens matter! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Nicole Thought Sasheer Was Breaking Up With Her
Who needs Valentine’s or Galentine’s when you can celebrate the people you love every day? Come to think of it, why aren’t we making a bigger deal about Friendship Day? Kimmie On The Keys gives Nicole an update on where she can finally get some Ground Beef Nachos. Sasheer reminds Nicole that she is still a priority in her life. Nicole’s 32 paintings arrived, and now how will her small Sonic rug compete? The gals take the quiz, I Know Which Phenomenal Movie Wedding Dress You Should Wear Based On
Sasheer Got Sexy For Her Guy On Valentine’s Day
The LA rains are wreaking havoc on Nicole’s home and now a large repair bill awaits. Meanwhile in Atlanta, Sasheer went swimming on her own and survived! Everyone shares their gym experiences and is shocked by the audacity of some gym employees. Sasheer remembers when she worked at a Lingerie store and inspires Nicole to wear some on Valentine’s Day! Lastly, they take a quiz to find out who their celeb BFF is and answer listener questions! Here is the quiz we took: Answer These Questions to Rev
Nicole And Sasheer Regale You With The Final Chapter Of Their Bahamas Trip
In part 2 of Nicole and Sasheer’s trip to the Bahamas, they discover that everyone, including the staff, runs on island time. On several restaurant outings, Sasheer and Nicole met a founding father, Sasheer was almost murdered by a prawn, and they both had a truly lovely time at a restaurant they were advised not to go to. And yes, Nicole finally got to play with pigs in the ocean! Every day weird things happened, and it was the least relaxing trip they’ve ever taken. Lastly, Nicole shares her h
Sasheer Was Scared To Leave Nicole Stranded In The Middle Of The Ocean
Sometimes we want vacations, and sometimes, vacations don’t want us! Nicole and Sasheer share their trip to the Bahamas and it was everything BUT relaxing! This trip had everything! Margaritaville to the rescue, dance clubs in hotel lobbies, Jet Ski adventures, Airbnb catfishing, and so much more. You truly have to be sitting down for this one. And, what this trip had the most of all was the audacity! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Nicole Is Finally Getting Her Garfield Inspired Nails
Sasheer had a radical experience with mushrooms and now knows the truth behind trees. Nicole will not eat artichokes - forget about it! The ladies are getting their next tattoos soon and brainstorm ink ideas. Nicole remembers the first time she got her first innuendo tattoo and how at the same time she met her soulmate. Lastly, they answer queries on how to handle communication with parents and whether or not to date within your hobby groups. BTW, shout out to Nicole’s assistant Lyndsey for bein
Sasheer Is Fascinated By The Blue Man Group
Nicole has been watching too many DIY videos, including videos where people make open shelving by removing the doors from their cabinets - it’s overwhelming! Sasheer witnessed the spectacle that is the Blue Man Group and loved it, but she couldn't help but wonder "Where are the blue women?" The ladies are headed to Atlanta and Nicole can’t wait to test drive a vintage Bronco! Lastly, they answer a listener question on how to approach a best friend who may be ghosting you.Email or call Nicole & S
Nicole And Sasheer Wish You A Happy New Year!
Nicole and Sasheer are stuck in Groundhog Day, Happy New Year! Nicole isn’t vibing with being able to edit texts after sending them, thus reminding Sasheer of an awkward moment in the show Popular. Sasheer and Nicole take on the most intense quiz yet and it’s all about pie, not the math kind. Lastly, your besties answer queries about how to handle conflicts between coworkers, how to navigate romantic relationship ambiguity, and a listener email reminds us all of the amazing pink police cars in M
Sasheer Knows Her Rising Sign with Casey Wilson & June Diane Raphael - Re-Release
Happy almost new year! To bring in good tidings to 2023, we are releasing another amazing episode of Best Friends from behind the paywall. On another episode of Besting Each Other, Nicole and Sasheer are joined by Casey Wilson + June Diane Raphael! Casey shares a story of June keeping energy high at Casey’s bachelorette party, and June gets teary-eyed remembering how Casey reached out to her their freshman year at NYU. They talk about astrological counseling sessions, similar life occurrences, c
Sasheer Will Have a Glass of Hot Water with Lauren Lapkus & Laura Willcox - Re-Release
Happy Holidays! Our present to you is this classic episode from behind the paywall! On this week’s episode, best friends Lauren Lapkus and Laura Willcox join Nicole & Sasheer for another round of Besting Each Other. Laura shares their UCB roots, maintaining a long distance friendship, texting vs. calling, and Lauren’s unique eating habits. Then, Lauren joins to explain how kombucha is brewed, tears up discussing how meaningful her and Laura’s friendship is, and goes deep on her new “job” curatin
Sasheer Is Down For The Comeback Of Emo Culture
Sasheer went out to see My Chemical Romance and Nicole is NOT OKAY. Nonetheless, they both welcome the return of emo culture. Nicole may have gone out to play with a big dog the night before recording and is now in need of a “hair of the dog.” Speaking of dogs, Nicole and Sasheer investigate Bosco, Veronica’s Insurance practice partner and german shepherd. This leads them down the spiral of lawyers on billboards. And in true holiday spirit, Sasheer gifted Nicole pieces of cake from her favorite,
Nicole Loves Sasheer’s Party Guest List Because She Is #1
Is Love really blind? Will Nicole buy a boat? Who knows! What we do know is that Sasheer is a party ghost. Her body will make it to the party, but her soul may not. Nicole is not in a category in Sasheer’s party guest list, she is just #1! Meanwhile, Nicole is having a hard time being so cute and quirky, send help! Nicole and Sasheer LOVE reality tv, fake tears, closed-captioned “blowjobs” and all! Nicole reveals great relationship advice as she and Sasheer ponder longevity in relationships. Las
Sasheer Manifested A Seat With Marvel
Sasheer will be returning to Hotlanta next year to play a super-secret role in the Agatha Spinoff of WandaVision! Another win in the books is Nicole finally acquiring glorious lasagna from Little Dom’s! Nicole was frightened, worried, and concerned for Sasheer’s safety when Sasheer landed in Atlanta for a few comedy shows, and quickly the scene became the movie Taken in Nicole’s mind. After a few humbling stories, Sasheer may no longer be using caster oil and Nicole might never trust eggs from c
Re-Release: Nicole Has Never Once Got It with Liza Treyger & Kara Klenk
We are re-releasing a classic episode from behind the paywall! Nicole and Sasheer welcome best friends Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk for another round of Besting Each Other! Hear all about how Liza and Kara met, tiki bar fishbowl drinks, eating until it hurts, Kara’s kind spirit, being Virgos, being too organized, tomatoes that make Nicole weep, match-making green rooms, ordering well, standing up for your friends, and who would be better at Survivor. Check out Liza & Kara's podcast - That's Messe
Sasheer is Creating Her Own Seasonal Beverage Party
Nicole is surprised that a lot of Kmarts didn’t survive the times and how Target usurped Kmart. Regardless, Sasheer and Nicole absolutely love Target! Nicole saw 25 year olds dressed older than her and realized they could be her mom. Sasheer is making a new tradition to make her inner child happy by throwing a Holiday Beverage Party. Nicole and Sasheer want secondhand stores to know that they have good taste, take their stuff! They wrap things up by answering listener questions and helping frien
Nicole Felt ALL The Highs & Lows This Week
Some days go really well and some not so much. On a day where Nicole would’ve found comfort in lasagna, there was none available. Meanwhile, Sasheer learned how to swim this year and finally surfed for the first time ever. As best friends going through different ebbs and flows, they can at least both agree that cooking is weird. Nicole just started meal prepping and absolutely hates it, while Sasheer does not own a microwave. They take a quiz about what Thanksgiving feast they should eat to disc
Sasheer Isn't Afraid To Travel 1000 Years
Sasheer is melancholy about the abandonment of mashed potatoes at Sweet Chick, but at least she is a Delta Diamond Diva! Nicole would like to go on a date with Ed Bastian, become his Sky Baby, and soar all around the world! Both Sasheer and Nicole agree that they wouldn’t travel back in time, but Jordan would to prevent the Titanic wreck. They wrap things up by answering listener questions and handing out solid friendship advice about giving and expecting. Check out our engineer Jordan Duffy! ww
Nicole Is Still Delighted About THAT SLAP
Sasheer proposes Nicole to D.A.R.E. to not have B.A.D. cigarettes. Nicole is on the hunt for an inexpensive thrusting type thing, perhaps a sex doll AI? Although Nicole is afraid of AI, she can be swayed! They take a quiz about what delicious and full of autumn spice treats they are, review the queries, and receive friendly reminders highlighting some memories from not TOO long ago. Here is the quiz from this week: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lilyc45581abc4/fall-treats-food-quiz Email or call Nicol
Sasheer May Be Joining the Spectacle Brigade
Nicole has questions for Farm Rio: she loves them, but what is her true ordering size? Sasheer watched Dahmer and both she and Nicole agreed - yikes! However, they do like Joe and are excited for YOU. They take a quiz about what their eyes say about them, and lastly answer some questions with their natural -born leader abilities. Here is the quiz from this week: https://www.quizyourfriends.com/what-do-your-eyes-say-about-you/ Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with yourfriendship questions at:nicole
Nicole Was Trying to be Fun and Surprising with Betsy Sodaro & Mano Agapion
This week Nicole and Sasheer have a ghoulishly groovy time with friends Betsy Sodaro and Mano Agapion! Betsy answers her favorite things about the spooky season and how Mano loves to push her at the creepy monsters when they visit scary mazes and trails! Mano gives us the chills with a spooky tale from his supernatural experience while visiting Greece! Was it a dream or was it real? All will be revealed on how spookily these friends all know one another! Check out Earwolf Presents: 2 Spooky 2 H
Sasheer Is Thinking of the Gigawatts - Re-Release
Nicole and Sasheer are Mejores Amigas! They discuss what they wish they had learned in school, Green Day’s Good Riddance, Nicole’s high school performances, their supportive parents, “Weird Wilhelmina,” show choir hair, and black face. They take a quiz to find out what kind of car they are (Nicole’s dreams come true!), and answer a listener questions on do friends let friends eat Chick-Fil-A. Plus, we hear from Nicole’s sister Katherine!Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questio
Nicole Just Discovered Smoothies
News alert! Sasheer took a swim class, and Nicole is thrilled! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss why it’s hard for Sasheer to tread water, Nicole liking amusement parks now, why some planes don’t have tvs, and why Nicole’s assistant is so wonderful (great job Lyndsey!). They take a quiz to see if they are a Girl, Ghoul, or God, and answer listener questions about standing up for yourselves, and how would they describe each other’s laughs. Here is the quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/the3binc
Sasheer Does Not Have a Sculpture In Her Home
We almost missed some of the E’s! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss bra sizes, that Nicole is a real bird girl, getting some vinery, backyard wildlife, wild things Nicole has seen on Hoarders, all the hot goss from the Creative Arts Emmys and the after party, where to thrift the good stuff, how could they miss Gaga, and round french fries from Mama’s Shelter. They wrap things up by answering listener questions about how to talk to your negative friend, and do you let friendships go when they
Nicole Wants To Be Amused
HELLO HI HI HI THERE! This week Nicole and Sasheer talk about adult things like working on your air conditioner or washing machine, and what even is freon? Then they talk about adult things, like foot fetishes and couples who film themselves sexy for Instagram. We cover scary theme parks, how outhouses work, how GRAND the Grand Canyon is, and what kind of dinosaur everyone is in We’re Back. They wrap things up by answering listener questions about risking a friendship to find love, and should y
Sasheer Knows Rappers Have Problems Too
Sasheer! Nicole! This week, we are discussing Nicole’s recent singing lessons, why Sasheer hasn’t been listening to the newest Beyonce album, Sasheer’s gift to Nicole on Jimmy Kimmel (Check it out here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVLGSn7xdv8), how Clyde is a rambunctious scoundrel, Nicole’s tooth drama, and is Sasheer scary? They take a quiz to see what their first impression is, hear from a listener on going sans-underwear in leggings, and answer listener questions about how to make time
Nicole Wants a King (Sized Bed) with Adam Pally & Jon Gabrus
She’s feeling like the island! This week we have another Besting Each Other, with Adam Pally and Jon Gabrus! Adam shares about meeting on the improv team Havana Clambake, how Jon is like a gazelle… no wait… a dolphin, smoking weed recklessly, and who you would f*ck if your plane was going down. Jon Gabrus shares a favorite memory with Adam where they get a restaurant to open after hours in Italy, watching Adam charm everyone, why Jon is always waking Adam up, and growing up to be Woody Harrelson
Sasheer Will Not Hold for Airplanes with Penn Badgley & Nava Kavelin
Now it’s Sasheer’s turn to be sleepy! This week on Best Friends, it’s Besting Each Other with Nava Kavelin & Penn Badgley! Nava shares her dreamy London day with Penn Badgley and his family, why you SHOULD use emojis when texting, and how Penn is good at keeping secrets (or just forgets the secret), and the perks of being a good neighbor. Penn shares how struck he was by Nava’s intelligence, purposeful friendships, and being on “do not disturb” maybe too much? Together they discuss Penn not sett
Nicole Is Kinda On Board With You Can Milk A Chicken (Re-Release)
Nicole and Sasheer both have a bone to pick with Urban Outfitters. They also discuss how Nicole is a zoo woman, Sasheer’s potential fire pit, how banning Trump from Twitter is NOT the same as bakeries saying no to gay people, metaphors and analogies, Kamala’s wrong photo, Beyonce’s day and a gentle friendship request, manifesting, update on Nicole’s dog, growing up on bologna, Nicole’s glory hole, the search for a Dutchman and mystery coloring book, skin care, and false negative covid tests. The
Sasheer Doesn’t Like When Animals Speak
This week, Nicole and Sasheer reminisce over childhood movies with animals and whether the animals talked in them or not. Then they take a BuzzFeed quiz where picking your favorite cakes determines what Disney villain you are and Nicole is shook by the results! Afterwards, they answer fan questions which include whether to stay friends with an ex and dealing with a friend’s mean sister in Mexico. Enjoy this episode, and remember if it’s after 8pm, you only have to talk to food. Take BuzzFeed Qu
Nicole’s Gotta See 111 Species of Lemurs
This week Nicole buys Sasheer hot dog eating shorts in real time on the podcast. Then Nicole and Sasheer manifest their next career dreams, and Sasheer realizes she has opening weekend audience energy but always sees a movie after it’s been out for a few weeks. These two best friends continue to plan their trip to Africa which includes Nicole needing to see 111 species of lemurs. Then Nicole and Sasheer answer some fan questions which include staying in touch with friends while working as a driv
Sasheer Will Have The Salmon - LIVE
Nicole and Sasheer are unclear on when they last saw each other, but we are here together now at the Largo! They discuss what would happen if Nicole got stolen, lying about what you had for dinner, running into the Kirkland-brand “Elion” Musk, dive into the trailer for the new show “American Gigilo” as well as the classic “Touched by an Angel.”, and should Nicole get a bird? They take a quiz to see what 90s celeb is their soulmate, discuss if you should wear underwear with leggins, and answer l
Nicole Has Never Been To A Quiznos
This week, Sasheer tells ALL from being at the National Hot Dog Competition, the only weed that can make Nicole TEE HEE HEE, pregnant women pushing back at carpooling rules because “life now legally begins at conception,” Nicole STILL seeking Ed Bastion - CEO of Delta, Sasheer’s time at Essence fest in New Orleans, and more. They take a quiz to find who their celebrity BFF is (and learn that turtles have salmonella), and answering a listener question about reconnecting with friends after a bout
Sasheer Wants To Go Back To Wegmans
HI! This week, Nicole and Sasheer talk all things the States of America as well as its partners, could they have lived on their own at 14, why Jordan got put behind the deli counter at the grocery store, their Target strategies, how ANYONE loses their virginity in high school, Nicole snatchin’ babies, why we gotta look out for big tax, and more. We wrap things up by answering listener questions about a friend’s flirty boyfriend, and engaging with a former friend group after a dark season. Email
Nicole Probably Snored On Her Flight
OH WOW HELLO! We aren’t sure how to start! This week we discuss planes and travel a lot! They cover Nicole’s travel mishaps and newest nemesis, what a manifesto really is, plane-snoring, airline etiquette, Nicole’s new friend Ed - the CEO of Delta, pilots who sleep at the wheel, and more. They answer listener questions about how to feel okay about your ex/current friend moving on, and how to have hard conversations with roommates. Plus - roller crocs?!? Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your
Sasheer is Sitsheer
Isn’t today a nice day? This week we discuss Nicole’s chunky highlights, why parties are hard and the nightmare one induced in Sasheer, Justin Timberlake’s bad impression of Rihanna’s mother, Postmates' “bottom-friendly” menu, and honoring the troops with your ass. They take a quiz to see what kind of friendship they have, and answer listener questions about chairs (and debut our new chair segment!), being sick of hearing your friend complain about being in love with a married man, and what to
Nicole IS Jay Leno
H-E-L-L-O! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss good times at the airport, British cops having fun hats, Nicole’s wealth of Geoffrey dollars, and who invented shoes? They take a quiz choosing pastries to see what ice cream flavor they are deep down (and learn what flavor Nicole hates), figure out how to make pudding, and answer listener questions on talking to a friend becoming a Jehovah’s Witness, friend breakups, and how to solve Sasheer’s hot dog problem. Here is the quiz we take: https://w
Sasheer Is Not A Follower
We hope you too are nice and loose and limber! This week Nicole and Sasheer make dinner plans, discuss Nicole’s peanut habits, Sasheer’s need to get to the bottom of why there is a line, how dreamy a young Steve Buscemi was, Nicole’s bruised coccyx, and exploring new exercise classes. They take a quiz to see if they have psychic abilities, learn about Sasheer’s three imaginary friends, and answer listener questions about choosing between weddings, and more! Here is the quiz we took: https://www
Nicole Knows Support Is Not Just For Breasts with Grace Edwards & Amy Aniobi
Hello! You look good and thriving! Welcome to another episode of Besting Everybody? Besting Ourselves?!? Besting Each Other with Grace Edwards & Amy Aniobi! Grace shares how well black people are treated in Portugal, how much she admires Amy’s inclusive leadership skills, gassing your best friend UP, and wanting more morning cocktails with your best friend. Amy tells stories of wonderful hot toddies, being the friend who schedules, printing directions in case of zombie apocalypse, and what's the
Sasheer Doesn’t Have A Favorite Color - LIVE
This week, we’ve got a couch! And we’re live from the Netflix Is A Joke festival! We discuss the size of pyramids, Sasheer meeting Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin, the app Sasheer tells if she’s horny, pornhub - ever heard of it?, if Sasheer would travel 16 hours for a hot dog, and if Nicole got power hungry on the set of Nailed It. They take a quiz to find what bird they would be in another life, and learn if having a duck is feasible for Nicole. They answer listener questions about an office threes
Nicole Had To Undress Some Shrimp
3-2-1 - HAPPY SASHEER! HAPPY NICOLE! This week we discuss undressing shrimp, restaurant horror stories, post-covid bad behavior, why everyone is talking to Nicole at the airport, birth stones and their spiritual meanings, Nicole’s ceiling keyboard, the colors everyone wants to see on Sasheer, going braless, and more. They take a quiz to see if they would be better with Shrek or Prince Charming, and answer a listener question on whether you should be friends with someone who collects teeth. Plus
Sasheer Has a LOT of Unread Emails with Jenna Fischer & Angela Kinsey
Hello! Fancy seeing you here! It’s the fanciest. This week, we are bringing you an episode of Besting Each Other with Iconic best friends Jenna Fischer & Angela Kinsey! Jenna shares about the moment she and Angela became best friends, WHY she had to take a guitar to NYC, and does an impression of Angela. Angela shares what Jenna has for breakfast every morning, not wanting to poop in the woods, and the sweet thing Steve Carrell said about their friendship. They wrap things up together and share
Nicole Is Poling on the Inside Now!
No sleep till Brooklyn! This week we discuss Sasheer’s new Tesla adventures and literal window shopping, Nicole’s vegan corn dogs and too-big bagel, their ideas for inventions, the newest season of Rock the Block, and what even is glass? Also Tiffany Brooks - please reach out! Nicole wants you to do her friend’s house! Then they answer listener questions about what to do when your friend doesn’t like seeing your boyfriend shirtless, and how to manage the haters. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer wi
Sasheer Wants An Update On Your Coldness
S! H! Wait… Nicole’s having issues with spelling today! This week Nicole breaks down the beats in the movie Curly Sue, Sasheer shares about getting better at skating, Nicole gets a new indoor pole, Sasheer shares that she is a morning person, Nicole has weak snaps and cute sneezes, Sasheer teaches us what a housecoat is, Nicole opens up about her tambourine dreams, and more. They take a quiz to find out what their chronotype is, and answer listener questions on how to influence your roommates t
Nicole Doesn’t Like Soup - LIVE
Largo Concrete anyone? In this live episode, Sasheer explains her struggle with spacial awareness and how it saved her from a teacher asking TOO many questions, Sasheer thinking she could have a nice time AND get up early, Nicole’s sleep moans on the plane, Sasheer’s new plane husband, and the difference between plush and soft (one is fatphobic!). Sasheer introduces us to a new game, we take a quiz to see if their tastebuds are trashy, and answers listener and audience questions - including how
Sasheer Knows That’s Right
Hello, mhmm! This week we talk about Sasheer’s overenthusiastic fan, break down TI’s antics/bad behavior at comedy shows, the things fans yell at Nicole, Sasheer’s busy travel schedule, Nicole’s private jet dreams, celeb sightings on planes, take another swing at the “I Hate” game, luxurious car washes, and more. They take a quiz to find their most toxic trait, and answer listener questions on whether you should push yourself to go out, more chair advice, fat girl summer camps, and how to handle
Nicole Would Go To Beverly Hills Jail
LISTEN… we are good! This week, Nicole shares more of her deep love for Vin Diesel, we break down how the justice system REALLY works and decide the answer is DON’T COMMIT CRIME, we wonder if jail in Palm Springs has a pool, and question capitalism in general. Nicole and Sasheer take a quiz where they pick food to see who they are in a friend group (and learn what a hot milk cake is), and answer a listener question about trying to care about your friends’ interests (even when you think it’s bor
Sasheer Gives Good Chair Advice
Um… do you have any food for Sasheer and Nicole? This week we discuss Sasheer’s craving for tostada and eggs, favorite internet videos like The Bread and Salad Fingers, why is everything so frickin’ backordered, Sasheer forgetting how to make her car move forward and her other adventures with her new Tesla, Nicole’s gas miracle, Benihana dreams, and more. They take a quiz to see what Instagram design trend they should try, and answer listener questions on how to organize one’s chairs, creating a
Nicole and The Slap Heard ‘Round The World
Hello Hello Hello it’s nice to see you! Let's get to it - THE SLAP - that’s what we are talking about this week. Nicole and Sasheer discuss their favorite slap memes and tweets, all the responses, whether this will lead to more slaps, their hot takes, and more. How did Jada feel? What if it WAS a bit?? Should Will have even won??? We wrap things up by getting listener feedback on plus-size skate equipment, sweet Korean hot dogs, the Daniels twins, and answer a listener question on what to do whe
Sasheer Is Getting Asked About Her Hair A Lot
Wow Wow Wow how would you feel if your teeth were falling right out of your head? This week we discuss Nicole and Sasheer’s dental adventures with other people’s toothbrushes, water picks, crowns popping off, and more! They then cover shopping in one’s own closet, Sasheer nearly chopping her ankles off and not getting sugar on her hot dog, watching a couple break up at Chili's, decide there is no good way to go through a breakup, how Animorphs worked, Sasheer’s shaved head, and is Cynthia Daniel
Run Nicole, Run!
Bee Dee Bee Dee Bum Bum! This week, Nicole recaps ALL of Forrest Gump, Sasheer wonders why the bubba gump shrimp is so buff on top, Jordan teaches us where the smiley face is from, and Nicole and Sasheer share black country artists they love. They take a quiz to see what kind of complainer they are, and answer listener questions about their friend being into their ex-step brother on a family vacation (is that you Cher?) and what to do when your friend/crush doesn’t return your feelings. Here is
Sasheer Has a Hot Dog Problem
Happy day! Isn’t it annoying how vegetables go bad? Nicole and Sasheer discuss cooking at home, why they love Wendy, what Sasheer bought from the grocery store, how bodies need to stay the same, Nicole’s ambien trip, splitting a personal chef, Nicole’s new stance on orange juice, and gifts Nicole and Sasheer recently exchanged. We answer listener questions on if it's rude when your friends compares you to a crocodile, have some fears allayed by a travel agency, and answer a question on if you sh
Nicole’s Diva Cup Almost Flew Out
We’re here! This is a podcast called Best Friends! Nicole and Sasheer talk about Clyde taking TOO many poops, how Jeff Bridges can get it, and being dirty in inappropriate places. They take a quiz to see if they REALLY are best friends, discuss how hard it is to keep secrets, what’s the bees knees, where Sasheer should be slutty, and how much Clyde hated NY. They wrap things up by answer listener questions on how to manage a friend who expresses feelings and then pulls away, and how to keep your
Sasheer Is Getting A Tattoo Of A Chair
What's a better group friend hang - in 3s or 4s? And what about an adult camp or a picnic? Travel agents are still a thing. Should Nicole and Sasheer go on a mystery flight/destination? Is that my friend wearing this blond wig, where's my nose ring? More holiday talk and windows can't be NAKED. Decorating is fun but a long process. Nicole has the daybed but not the actual bed and Sasheer doesn't have the matching man pants so they're not matching. We are getting tattoos today and Sasheer says sh
Nicole Feels Like A Looney Tune - LIVE
WOW WOW WOW! Live shows are back! Nicole and Sasheer are live at the Largo talking about their sweet matching outfits, how do street names happen, do bones hurt, cells changing every seven years, and Nicole’s cool brown socks. They take a quiz to see if they are a bad friend, and answer listener questions about winning over your partner’s friends, what to do when your best friend starts licking your nipples, as well as lots of audience questions. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friends
Sasheer’s Switch Just Went Off
You can’t see it, but we are waving at you! Nicole and Sasheer talk all things fire-tables, the same recipes at restaurants tasting different, the end of the fast-casual restaurant, bolognese for the table, “do you speak no mustard?”, how to use a toaster oven, Sasheer giving in and eating more salads and being sleepy, Nicole’s Blues Clues outfit, being a WOMAN (we love you June Diane Raphael), things they want to do this year , and hitting up Benihanas. They get listener advice on how a previou
Nicole Drank Grape Soda And Then Had To Lie Down
BEE BOP BOO BOP BAH DEE DEE DEEDOO! This week, we discuss Nicole’s role in Sasheer’s dream and how they are maybe getting an airbnb together(?), tooting on an airplane, the early days of their friendship, visiting the nearest town strip, hotdish, food pyramids that love bread, and all the sweet things they love. They wrap things up by answering a listener question about a friend/roommate where the friendship is starting to fizzle. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at
Sasheer Doesn’t Know What To Do With Your Christmas Card
We are back in the habit! Though the weather is putting a damper on our spirits, we discuss Nicole quitting cigarettes, struggling to have good sleep hygiene, get nostalgic on vintage commercials, cast-iron skillet care, the cowards at Applebees refusing to bring back the applechimicheesecake (#bringbackthechimicheesecake), Nicole & Sasheer's need for new Eastside LA restaurant recs (email us your recs!), and their hopes for the spring/summer. They take a quiz to see what their midnight snack sh
Nicole Had a Taco In Her Purse For a Week
Happy old new year! Nicole and Sasheer share their socially-distanced hangs (out of cars), Sasheer’s new blanket sweater, Nicole’s new year treat that almost made her cum, Sasheer’s blurry photos, the origin of the tooth fairy , QAnon queries, an update on Sasheer’s yard, and coyotes just sittin’ on a bench. They take a quiz to see what baby animal they are (and explore Sasheer’s love of fish sticks), and answer listener questions about a friend who takes things too seriously, get advice about h
Sasheer Burps to Have Fun
Everybody wet your whistle! This week we dive into Arco’s shrub art, how Nicole is a mystery to Nicole, how it feels when someone compliments your work, being honest about how you feel, returning to pole, Nicole’s strange interactions with men at her house, why dogs sniff butts, and having fun burping! Then, they answer listener questions about how to pronounce Nicole’s name, how to handle a friend who sends photos with too much of their body in them, and new friends inviting strangers over. Ema
Nicole Cried On Her Ice-Cream
BING BING BONG! Happy New Year! Nicole and Sasheer catch up about a mean bartender, moaning in your sleep, crying over ice-cream, if we are a periodic table, why teachers were mean to Sasheer, what Peppa Pig is really about, that this podcast is really just Blues Clues, and Nicole’s hair care. Then, they answer listener questions on getting a book back after a friend break-up (which Sasheer can relate to), hear from a listener who recommends snore-solving techniques as well as informs us that we
Nicole Wants To Know How You Put Your Bra On (Re-Release)
As we head into the new year, here is another classic Best Friends episode! Best Friends back - ALRIGHT! Sasheer talks about her experience dancing with two members of N*SYNC, Nicole tells stories about her recent visit to Benihanas, and they plan their next besties trip. We get a BTS look at being an actor, and Nicole and Sasheer deep dive on their dream roles. Then, Nicole and Sasheer get into the age-old question of “How do you put your bra on?” and bring in the women of the Earwolf offices
Sasheer is Excited to Learn About Drag with Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova (Re-Release)
Merry Everything! As a holiday treat, we are re-releasing a Best Friends classic episode! Nicole and Sasheer go in depth on their Emmy night, talking gowns, the food, and seeing Nicole’s face so big on the screen. Then, they interview Drag Queens Katya & Trixie Mattel on their friendship! We learn about their time on Drag Race, how they were deported from Australia together, the logic behind IT. With Trixie they choose their celeb alter ego’s (Howie Mandel, Issa Rae, and Lizzo), and with Katya t
Sasheer Would Not Murder For Nicole
Christmas cheer is near! This week, Nicole gives her predictions for the 2022 (she is now called Nicole-stradamus), and Sasheer explains penny loafers and shoulder pads. They discuss food in the air, learning how to surf, and take a quiz to see if they are more like Guinevere Beck, Or Love Quinn from You and discover if they would murder for each other! They take a second quiz (what a day!) to see what Christmas movie character would be their BFF, discuss a terrible cinnabon experience, Nicole’s
Nicole Forgets How Fun She Looks!
Hello! She’s thriving! This week we discuss that kid workouts are the future, if anyone wants Nicole’s baby gate, duck moms misplacing their babies, how yellow is a difficult color to wear on bottom, checking in on Nicole’s balloon pants, their dream inventions, who they want to be tomorrow, and not getting drunk and making a pizza. They wrap up by answering listener questions about boundaries around unvaxxed friends, superstitions around tattoos, spending time with people with different beliefs
Sasheer Loves A Stadium Hot Dog
Update - Nicole DOES fart in her sleep. This week, Nicole and Sasheer grapple with this new information, discuss wrapping up season 3 of YOU (and implore casting to LET THEM IN!), give the cast high school superlatives, and ask “how’s Paco?!?”. For more conversation about you, check out our past episode titled Nicole And Sasheer Talk About You (The TV Show)! They take a quiz discussing what self-care rituals they should take up, discuss why no one thinks they are dating, Sasheer’s love of hot do
Nicole Always Goes Italian When In The Air
Did the tarot card stutter? This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss meditation, thanksgiving plans, their favorite biscoff cookies, being confused on planes, Sasheer’s upcoming concerts and her bad relationship with weed, wedding after parties, a hippy flip, Nicole’s dreams for 2022, getting to know their neighbors, and Nicole’s recent tv discovery - The Office. They take a quiz to find out what kind of chair they are, and answer listener questions about connecting with the lgbtq+ community. Plus,
Sasheer Thinks Murder Is Hard Work
MAH-MAH-MAH-MAH-MAHHHH! Nicole & Sasheer dive into missing white women syndrome, Nicole’s dad’s bulk box of condoms, murder prevention hotlines, and how to read more books (the key is having a reading nook!). THEN we dive into the results from our how do you sleep survey! The results… are very interesting. You have to tune in to find out but here’s a sneak peak - Sasheer loves to sleep with socks on! We wrap things up by answering a listener question about how to manage your late friends, and t
Nicole and Sasheer Talk About YOU (The TV Show)
**SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON 3 OF YOU** Sasheer is joining us from a hotel where clothing is optional! They get into Nicole’s fears of being topless, and bringing her crescent moons to a party with rhombuses. Then, per usual, they dive into recapping YOU. They answer listener questions on what would happen if they were put in the box, would they fall in love with Joe (too late - they already have!), shipping Love & Theo, what if Joe got killed off, and who would they be in Season 4. Jordan has lot
Nicole Will Beat Her Meat For Some Chocolate Chip Cookies
They are doing big things! Nicole and Sasheer catch up and lament that they haven’t been able to watch YOU together yet! Nicole shares about her new laundry routine and losing her car in a parking lot, Sasheer shares about always being late at the Alamo Drafthouse, and listens to a “feel good story.” They take a quiz where they stock up on groceries and it guesses their zodiac sign, discuss if fish is really a meat, and then take a second quiz to see what 90’s teen icon they are (twist - Nicole
Sasheer Needs To Know What Boudini Is!
Get in those sun fun guns! We figure out the different layers of the earth, discuss eating hot pizza, share about having TOO much fun at restaurants, explore Nicole’s total reversal on Teslas, and what even is electricity?!? They ask each other questions to learn more about each other, including “what is your biggest fear” and “What is your perfect day?". They wrap things up with a listener question about should you tell your friend you hooked up with her ex she still likes, a listener who knows
Nicole is Afraid of Baby Shark
WOW WOW WOW Nicole has gotten so much sleep! We reminisce on our favorite purple dinosaur, Sasheer’s secret password for picking her up, how to let people know your store sells plus-sized clothing. Jordan’s tinky-winky, if the muppets are scary, Nicole’s botox plans, and return again to Nicole’s confusion at Sasheer’s sleep habits. In fact, we want to hear from you! Do you sleep naked like Sasheer? Or fully clothed? Let us know at the link below! They take a quiz to determine their love language
Sasheer IS Wearing Bottoms
Pumpkin Pine season is upon us! We explore all the pumpkin-flavored treats out there, Nicole’s dislike of jack-o-lanterns, endless amounts of laundry, being late to the airport, the power of the placebo effect, Sasheer’s sleep cycle being off, and solve the mystery of where they watched the VMAs. They take a quiz to learn which Masked Singer they are, get listener recommendations on a black-owned candle shop and purple cow-print booties, and answer a listener question about a best-friend dispute
Nicole's Motto is YOLO
This week the besties are TV fanatics! Nicole and Sasheer get excited about attending the Emmys and Joe Goldberg from You, praise the amazingly talented Viola Davis, and take quizzes on what TV relationship they are and which show they should start watching next. Afterwards, they help a listener with making meaningful friendships when their partner is uncomfortable with having guests in the home, and share insightful advice on how to talk to people who may not always have the same views as you.H
Sasheer Likes to Sleep Naked Every Night
Let your junk breathe, sleep naked! Sasheer and Nicole talk about their hair, what they wear (or don't wear) to sleep, balancing work and rest, traveling together, and helping each other stay fed like true sisters should do. Avalon, our favorite trans Target shopper, comes back to teach us some very useful Spanish phrases followed by Sasheer and Nicole giving advice on group chat drama and helping a listener be inclusive and fun while going clothes shopping with their plus-sized friend.Email or
Nicole is a Manifesting (Procrastinating)
Does anybody remember why Sasheer likes chairs so much? Please tweet us! Nicole reminds Sasheer to dress sluttier, complains about having too many keys, laugh over funny sound bytes from each other, discuss OnlyFans taking away nude content but then bringing it back, the Adidas vs. Puma rivalry, the Right vs. Left Twix controversy, and the impending robot war caused by cars. They give a listener advice on how to not feel left behind by her best friend who is going through a positive transition i
Sasheer Would Look For Hot Dogs Late At Night… Alone
Farm Rio - if you are listening… Please sponsor us! Nicole describes her “balloon jeans” from madewell, their upcoming travel plans, Sasheer’s hot dog habits, Nicole’s trip to Mumford & Sons Nashville, a surprise drop-in from John and Clyde, and chartering chattering children. They take a quiz to learn what disney witch matches their personality, learn about new disney princesses, discussed Nicole’s airplane etiquette, and how babies smell really good.
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Nicole Wouldn't Mind Being a Reverse Mermaid
We at Best Friends think you should have whatever pleases you! We discuss high-school retainers, having a cold during the pandemic, appropriate ways to use the flag, do some “would you rathers” including “would you rather be a reverse centaur or reverse mermaid?”, if wedgies actually happen in real life, and where their high school bullies are now. They answer listener question about how to better support a best friend going through hard times, when it is appropriate to step back and not help, a
Sasheer’s Dream Car Is a Toyota Rav4
Does someone have a gasket? Because Nicole needs to blow it! This week we discuss the new Ivy Park drop (and the lack of inclusive sizing), where last names come from, bathing habits, the cool teens on Nicole’s block, what car Sasheer should get, oil alternatives, the dangers of pregnancy, Nicole’s future child Argentinia, and essential high school classes. They read a listener email about ancient civilizations, and answer a listener question about how to “be good” at therapy.
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Nicole Likes Them Quiet In The Sheets And Loud In The Streets
Update - Sasheer is recording from her dining room this week! We discuss different cleaning styles, internal monologues, what’s on the way to Vegas, break down the movie Soul and why Sasheer didn’t like it, PMS, Bananas in Pajamas, Nicole’s next hairdo, all the purples Nicole knows, can you clog your pussy, and answer a listener question about how to help your friend who might be in a cult.
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Sasheer Will Live Anywhere That Isn’t Haunted
Hello - is it me you’re looking for? This week we discuss Lionel Ritchie’s magnetic performance energy, who they would want to wrestle, accidentally drinking vodka at the gym, where all the Lyft pink mustaches have gone, if Nicole remembered to close the top of her Jeep, and how to call 911 in another country. They take a quiz to find what cartoon character they are (and do a deep dive on how creepy Peter Pan is), get an update from the caller who had the question about their sister-in-law’s wed
Nicole Hates Hotel Dresser Drawers: Re-Release
This week we are re-releasing a fan favorite episode - the chicken/egg conversation! Nicole shares a story of a recent Tarot card reading and opening herself up for love, and Sasheer encourages her to explore her spiritual side. They discuss what they learned from a documentary on circumcision, Beyonce + Gwyneth Paltrow’s best friendship, and the time Nicole tried to joke her way out of a speeding ticket. They take listener questions about apologizing too much (it doesn’t matter) living with you
Nicole Said Bird Too Many Times
Nicole is going cabaret! Will she win a Tony? Maybe! They discuss Sasheer’s Lilith Fair-style, say bird a lot, explain how flea market patrons are also pirates, check in on Master P, and research if anyone can get CTE. They take a quiz where they choose favorite foods to see what their best friend’s zodiac sign should be, answer a listener question on dealing with a homophobic roommate, and hear from a nurse who needed a little encouragement.
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Sasheer’s Bees Are Finally Gone!
We get to hear the finale of the bee saga! We wish Sasheer’s bees all the best for their new lives in San Diego. Next segment, too many birds at Nicole’s house? We discuss how Nicole is DEFINITELY not a bug person (and neither is Sasheer), cover Nicole’s desire for a BBL, share some of Sasheer’s new pop history knowledge, and dive into skin routines. They take a quiz to see what reality show they would be on, Sasheer learns about Con Air, and they answer listener questions about balancing suppor
Nicole Loves Big Spoons
What’s a girl gotta do to get a good bagel out here? This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss being tipsy from brunch, Nicole’s passion for big spoons, what they are watching and how they wish it was a new season of 13 Reasons Why, the tour de force that is Zaila Avant-garde, if the pyramids were power plants, and what’s the deal with ancient civilizations? We get an update from a previous caller not knowing how to interact with a former best friend, and answer a question on whether to tell someone th
Sasheer Was Fully Screaming And No One Came To Help
Nicole is too supple for a hysterectomy! Nicole and Sasheer talk BBLs, that song that goes “doof doof doof doof”” (Touch It by Busta Rhymes), Sasheer’ future wedding look, and how much they love Megan Thee Stallion. They take a quiz to learn what kind of best friend they are and explore Nicole’s love of doors. And then, wrap it up by answering listener questions asking how to talk to friends about dating safely, and how to support and have fun with a friend about to have a baby.
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Nicole Won’t Fly on Kid Air
This week we dive right in with learning the difference between juice and smoothie! Nicole shares a new fave Slut Vegan, we cover hotel workers giving out toilet paper, Nicole’s discussed her bounty from the earth, and we receive what is HOPEFULLY our final bee update! Stuff started slipping right out of Nicole’s head, so she talked about her dog Clyde running on stage during her show, and they take a quiz where you make a pizza and it tells you how many kids you should have. Finally, they have
Sasheer Wants Food Bones!
Nicole starts the show by reading Sasheer’s tarot cards, and the results are INTENSE! But also promising! Sasheer then reads Nicole’s - which were mainly upside down and all about career. She wants to know about love! The share times the cards have been meaningful to them, discuss Sasheer’s upcoming move to Atlanta, and then dive back into questioning the Gregorian calendar. Nicole invents new numbers, and they rename teeth food bones. They take a quiz to see what decade they belong in, and answ
Nicole Would Dress Her Child In a White Tuxedo
Nicole and Sasheer are very excited about Lindsay Lohan’s return to acting. They criticize late night televisions’ treatment of women, consider which bosses they would have sex with (a la’ Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton), and discuss the work Nicole would do to get a dang job. Sasheer gives us a bee update, they share airplane horror stories and unpack how airlines treat people with disabilities, discover what DNA is, discuss overpopulation and how they are helping solve it, and go over Nicole
Sasheer Is Still Having Bee Trouble
After breaking up with her second bee-remover, Sasheer is befriending TikTok star Erika Thompson to solve her continuing bee trouble. Nicole shares about her unfortunate run-ins with the local wildlife, and they discuss silverfish and how gross they are, their upcoming trip to the Florida Keys, and Nicole’s decision to wake up earlier. They answer listener questions about how to deal with seeing a questionable best friend for the first time in a while, being ignored by friends/pressured to join
Nicole Would Like Zero Changes
Nicole got used to the new-normal, and doesn’t want another change. They then discuss the difference between Young Sheldon and The Good Doctor, explore bad memories from elementary school, wonder why you can’t eat in the grocery store, question the announcement that some airlines might start weighing people before a flight, and reminisce over travel woes before they both hit the road again. They end the episode taking a quiz to see which Disney Princess would be their best friend.
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Sasheer Says That Dinosaurs Are Chickens. She's Right!
Sasheer found a hair in her food and wants her man to never order from that spot again. Nicole has dinosaurs on the brain after discovering we don't know exactly what they look like while Sasheer shares the fascinating link between birds and dinosaurs. Nicole shares her love of Steve Harvey and they both see if they can name all of the Kings and Queens of Comedy. Plus, they take a quiz figuring out the Marvel duo that best represents their friendship and give great advice to a listener navigatin
Nicole Lost Her Phone Again
Nicole lost her phone again, and she and Sasheer spend time remembering all the other times Nicole has lost her phone. Nicole talks about her never-ending love of crocs, they discuss the need for wage increase, and Nicole tells a creepy story from her past babysitting days. Sasheer also shares her desire to make a commercial for chairs, and her excitement to stay in after she receives her second shot. They read a listicle about 17 surprising celeb friendships, Nicole recaps Interview with a Vamp
Sasheer Would Be A Chair On The Masked Singer
When does spring start again? This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss Sasheer’s closet frustrations, Kim Kardashian’s insane fridge, their favorite Masked Singer performance, thirteen different kinds of melon, and why The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was NOT true. Then, they answer listener questions about an ex’s new girlfriend and making a podcast with a friend when the friend is much more invested.
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Nicole & Sasheer Do "The One Hundredth"
That's right! This is the 100th episode of Best Friends with Nicole Byer & Sasheer Zamata - your favorite FRIENDS recap podcast. This week Nicole & Sasheer recap episode three in the fifth season of Friends: The One Hundredth. In this episode, Phoebe gives birth to the triplets, Chandler and Monica take the relationship to the next level, and Joey gives birth to kidney stones and makes a very inappropriate home movie! Nicole & Sasheer talk about the fashion, do a quiz to find out which Friends e
Nicole Is Looking For A Laminate Waterfall Coffee Table (If You Happen To Have One)
This week, we get an update on Sasheer’s bee situation, and Nicole gets scared by John’s gentle offer for “more coffee.” We discuss the best kinds of ice to eat, bad tattoo experiences, and deep dive into Dhar Mann. Nicole suggests a way to solve racism, and they answer listener questions about how to feel connected in a workplace where everyone is very different from you, a listener who also pranks loved ones, and more.
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Best Friends Presents: Best Friends Friends with Naomi Ekperigin
This week, we are releasing an episode of our exclusive Stitcher Premium series - Best Friends Friends! On this episode, Nicole & Sasheer are joined by friend Naomi Ekperigin! They discuss the wild heat and power outages, their dogs' previous owners, going back to work on set, Naomi's Cameo pep talks, overcrowded Wahlburgers, Nicole intentionally forgetting people, and answered a question from a listener on when to step in when a friend cheats on their partner. If you enjoy this episode, check o
Sasheer Is Pretty Sure Ranch Dressing DOES Expire
Nicole and Sasheer DO have a theme song and you'll hear it in today's intro. They also discuss Nicole sending creepy things to her sister, the shelf life of ranch dressing, pondering where Nicole's boyfriend is, vision boards, the Olson sisters and the Olson Twins album, Raven Symoné, and how many people you know in your city. Then they take the quiz Answer Three Questions and We'll Give You A Signature Catchphrase. And for the grand finale, they give advice to your questions about productivity,
Nicole Wouldn't Leave the House If She Was Tripping NOW.
Hi Friend, how are ya? Nicole and Sasheer are here to discuss Nicole's neon pussy sign, not having a TV in your bedroom, Sasheer's trash becoming another man's treasure, how African bees got to North America, Sasheer's hive trouble, Nicole's tripping story, Sasheer's a network diva (watch Home Economics on ABC!), and Mark Suckabug. Then they take the "quizziepoo" What Kind of Sexual Energy Do You Have? And they answer your questions about how to make friends with your partner's friend's partner
Sasheer Has Questions About How Gorilla Glue Saves Lives
OOOOH WOW! Sometimes a noise denotes a beginning, and sometimes a noise is just a noise - today it's a beginning and Nicole and Sasheer are ready to talk about all things coasters, closets, home improvement, HGTV, Nate & Jeremiah: Save My House, Tiny House Nation, how gorilla glue saves lives, airline stories, and Biscoff cookies. Then they take the quiz What Reality Show You're Perfect For Based On Your Personality. And finally, they debunk Karen Carpenter myths, and Jordan's dad, George, pops
Bonus Content! Real Good: Funding A Diverse Future
Today, we're featuring an episode of Real Good by US Bank in the feed. It's a podcast about intersectionality and the work we need to do to support a more equal future. This episode features Henri Pierre-Jacque from Harlem Capital, speaking about what a more equitable entrepreneurship landscape looks like. If you like what you heard, listen and subscribe to Real Good wherever you get your podcasts.
Nicole's Demure Troll and TittieTroll
After Nicole grapples with the evidence that she's 5'5" she and Sasheer discuss how TVs are measured and how they shouldn't double as toilet paper, Biggest Little Farm, favorite farm animals, debunking that turkeys die in the rain, chickens catching air out of the coup, survival of the fittest AND silliest, Austin Powers, Black mannequins, The Masked Singer, the ice skaters and hockey players Sasheer and Nicole know, female rappers, art is fun, tiny furniture, and Nicole's demure and tittie trol
Live @ Largo (Re-release)
Due to us missing live shows a lot, we decided to do a re-release! Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer swap weird interview questions they have been asked, try to find the actual Paul Blart, pitch easy acronyms, and celebrate Nicole’s small foot movements. They recap the highlights of their Hawaii trip, their mission to see the giant dildo, if either of them are approachable, and getting into fights at the airport. They take a quiz where they take a trip to Costco to se
Sasheer Doesn't Have Anyone in Her Life That She Terrorizes
Here we are! Nicole and Sasheer discuss work hour preferences, Diary of A Mad Black Woman, Welch's Fruit Snacks, affluent white people stealing vaccines, laughing at sea ducks, Nicole's new wig, VHS rewinders, cutting American Girl Doll's hair, terrorizing people, how much water you should drink, and TikTok videos gone wrong. Then, they take the quiz Prepare An Outfit and We Will Tell You What Kind Of People You Hate. And, they answer your questions about how to handle a friend who goes MIA when
Nicole's Sport Mode Crocs!
Nicole and Sasheer are back and ready to discuss gel manicures, late-night projects, Nicole's merch, sewing club, farming, Nicole's sport mode crocks, softball, baseball, stadium dancers, rugby, the premise of Down To Earth, and Wanda Vision. Plus Nicole and Sasheer answer your questions about confrontation. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
Sasheer Closed on Her House And Cleansed It of Haunted Butts!
This week kicks off with some fantastic updates from Sasheer! She officially closed on her house, cleansed it of haunted butts, and is number 5 on the call sheet! Nicole and Sasheer also discuss Nicole's beef with wallpaper tutorials, Sasheer's fervent stance on tv mounting, Nicole's house growing up, all things interior design, and lizards named Randal. Then they take the quiz, We Know What Disney Princess You are Based on Your Apartment Aesthetic. And finally, they answer your questions with a
Nicole Pulls One Kernel Off The Cob at a Time
After Nicole rolls out her game plan to become the queen of fake plants, she and Sasheer officially start the episode and discuss Sasheer's new HOUSE, jewelry updates, thoughts on normalizing masks, missing quitting comedy every week, The Magic Castle, corn on the cob eating techniques, and crying when you discover something. Then they take the quiz These Would You Rather Questions Will Determine The Kind Of Tattoo You Should Get. And, as always, they answer your questions. This week, Nicole and
Sasheer's Human-Sized Tote Bag
Hi! Hi! Nicole went to bed at 4am, so she might be loopy but she and Sasheer are here and ready to discuss fake plants and flowers, Nicole's grandma, kid film, kid tweets, consequences of having kids, Hattie McDaniel and Beulah (or Beluga according to Nicole), doing one more step, learning classic comedy bits and comedy evolution, Solstice Intimates jeans, Nicole's sewing plan, a human sized tote bag for Sasheer, and Nicole doesn't know how tall she is. Then they (along with Kimmie on the Keys)
Nicole is Pouring One Out For Her Homie Not Breathing Him In
On your mark, get set, podcast! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss Sasheer's new ABC show, COVID protocols on set, predictions that things will be better in March, breathing in your homie and a PSA to "Pour One Out for Him, Don't Breathe Him In", Robinhood on reddit, the beginning of the class war, finding good vacations, and a check-in with engineer Jordan's upcoming album and Kimmie on the keys' dumplings! Then they take the quizziepoo Build a Pizza and We Will Tell You What Celeb You Will M
Sasheer Was a Turtle in a Past Life
This week Nicole and Sasheer are going for a drive to teach Nicole how to drive again, but first they discuss press on nails, nail and toothbrush horror stories, losing an entire year to this pandemic, teeth brushing techniques, March is Nicole's month to find love, and how painkillers are no match for cramps. Then they take the quiz, What Character in Clueless Are You? And your questions are answered about other people's feelings, physics, why we make flammable things (thanks to an assist from
Nicole Is Kinda On Board With You Can Milk A Chicken
Nicole and Sasheer both have a bone to pick with Urban Outfitters. They also discuss how Nicole is a zoo woman, Sasheer's potential fire pit, how banning Trump from Twitter is NOT the same as bakeries saying no to gay people, metaphors and analogies, Kamala's wrong photo, Beyonce's day and a gentle friendship request, manifesting, update on Nicole's dog, growing up on bolonga, Nicole's glory hole, the search for a Dutchman and mystery coloring book, skin care, and false negative covid tests. The
Sasheer Likes a Nice Clean Wall
It's January 20th!!! Nicole is off her crutches and reminisces about all the car rides Sasheer gave her. They also discuss how narcotics aren't for Nicole, new episodes of Intervention, playing defense in the war on drugs, The Jinx, parrot wallpaper, clean walls, old apartments, how easy it was to track the insurrection, and Nicole's continued bra dilemma. Then they take the quiz Live A Day in 2020 and We'll Tell You Where You'll Be in 20 Years. And as always, your questions are answered. This w
Nicole's Going To Do It... It's Her YEAR!
It's 2021 and it's Nicole's YEAR! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss their socially distanced live shows, pondering stand-up and getting back into the swing of things, kind doctors and quitting smoking, trying to remember why Nicole put her hands in people's faces and what she'll do with her hands once we quits smoking, Sasheer's lack of vices and her "quit smoking" recital, being friends with friends' parents, favorite (and gross) recipes from childhood, and Nicole's unsettling doorbell. Then
Sasheer Doesn't Desire a New Tattoo But She'd Get One
Happy New Year to you, dear everyone! Nicole and Sasheer kick off the first episode of 2021 reflecting on what they would miss about 2020 if it didn't happen. They also discuss Nicole's new wallpaper, The Madonna Inn, how many styles you can have while home decorating, new years resolutions, new planners, singing Celine Dion, Jordan's fresh tattoos, and tattoos in general. Then they take the quiz Which Disney Princess Are You Based on Food Preferences? And finally, they answer your questions! Th
Nicole Broke Her Fibula And She Feels Like She's Telling Whoppers
WOW! Merry Christmas! It just happened. Nicole and Sasheer gab about all the things they (probably) got for Christmas, Farmrio, Coolhaus, dry ice, zero plans for Christmas, Nicole's broken fibula and her surgery story involving COVID tests, being fully naked, and everyone wants your pee everywhere you go. They discuss condo shopping for Nicole's sister, Sasheer's trip to the Grand Canyon, getting profiled by an absolute asshole, how many days to be away from home, and Nicole's home renovations.
Sasheer Loves Trash TV Now
Oh hello over there! It's so close to Christmas, friend. Join Nicole and Sasheer as they discuss what lyrics they know, apartment temps, Sasheer's new take on Trash T.V., Are You The One, stealing with confidence, clothing sizes, latest purchases, missing dressing up, Real Housewives Salt Lake City, preferred level of opulence, editing reality shows, Love After Lockup, Big Love, The Swan, and Bridalplasty. Then they answer YOUR questions, this week they give advice about judgemental trashy frie
Nicole Thinks Aliens Would Keep Her For A Little Bit
Nicole and Sasheer are all bundled up and ready to discuss paying for heat, weighted blankets, sleep entanglements, alien abductions, angel encounters, ghost sightings, the movie Casper, cell phones over the years, pay phone tricks, roasting strangers, flight attendants' covid material, being in L.A. longer than ever before, the T.V. show Zoom, and how many stars the Disney channel gave us. Then they take the quiz: Which Old Hollywood Icon Are You? And answer your questions. This week's voicemai
Sasheer Would Rather Not if People Are In Earshot
"Hey Dune Buggies everyone come here!" Sasheer and Nicole are back to discuss accents, the stealing genre, appreciation for Will Smith, Palm Springs getaways, Tetris parking, flower pots and feeling horny, and what cleaning crews of Airbnb's must see. Then they take the quiz Are You More Crocs Than Crocodile? And they answer YOUR questions with advice on reaching out and a friendship success story! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
Nicole's Gotta Adjust Those Straps
Despite sustaining a shoulder injury trying a ballerina spin on the pole Nicole is still here with Sasheer to discuss election night, delivery people, how to pronounce "rivaling", Lion King 2, and bra straps. They also try Buzzfeed's Snack and Netflix pairing quiz and answer your questions. This week Sasheer and Nicole give and receive advice on body comments and farming. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
Sasheer Solves Unsolved Mysteries
Sasheer and Nicole begin this week's episode with breaking news: we're gonna be underwater in 3042. They also discuss The Boys, One Strange Rock, Unsolved Mysteries, ideas for the current prison system, crochet braids and John Milhiser's pops in to recap a scene from American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Then, they take the quiz Could You Survive Being Stalked By Joe From YOU? Plus, your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to be happy living by yourself and how to na
Nicole Has Never Once Got It with Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk
Nicole and Sasheer welcome best friends, Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk, for another round of Besting Each Other! Hear all about how Liza and Kara met, tiki bar fishbowl drinks, eating until it hurts, Kara's kind spirit, being Virgos, being too organized, tomatoes that make Nicole weep, match-making green rooms, ordering well, standing up for your friends, and who would be better at Survivor. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003
Sasheer Vacuumed That Spider Right Up
This week Byer Nicole and Zamata Sasheer discusspig-Latin, hypothetical parenting, childhood punishments, how money isNicole's baby, bathroom renovations, how Sasheer's vacuum has neverheard of Squatter Rights for spiders, tittie goop and Jordan's jarringjug, sink woes, and mattress sizes. Then they take the quiz: The HouseYou Build Will Determine Who You Are In A Friend Group. And of course,your questions are answered! This week Nicole and Sasheer get moreinformation on a previous question abou
Nicole is Taking Ritz Crackers to The Polls
This week Nicole and Sasheer begin with a serenade just for you. Then they discuss Glitter, Ritz Cracker based ice cream and politics, Halloween costumes, Hocus Pocus, Miley Cyrus covers, Sasheer's food and drink, group mind/wishing COVID away, Quibi and roller skating news. Then your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to handle a person who is being reckless about COVID, and how to navigate a vibe during end times.Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship qu
Sasheer Is An Artist
Nicole and Sasheer are back with another episode LIVE FROM ITALY! (Wouldn't that be great?) They're still in quarantine but are here to discuss Nicole's bike, Instagram scams, Theragun, sleepy vibes, a misguided skate gang coach, Sasheer getting recognized as an artist, Jordan's gallon of water a day, Nicole's Jussie Smollet fake hate crime anniversary party, and how every year is "the worst year ever" thanks to oligopolies and fast information. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the "quizzy-poo" How
Nicole Learns You Can't Have Loose Trash In A Convertible
This week begins with compassion that certain words are just hard to say. Then Nicole and Sasheer discuss auditioning, mishearing lyrics, loose trash in a convertible, understanding Sasheer's palate, banana flavor mysteries, Laffy Taffy jokes, no good deed goes unpunished, people entering the home, meditations, sound baths, chakras and Nicole's home renovations. Plus, your questions and advice about potential wedding parties and how to cope with jealousy.
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Sasheer Should Drink More Water (And So Should You!)
After an update on Nicole’s garden, they discuss their mothers’ thrifty habits, favorite childhood trees, how to grow (or not grow) strawberries, an update on Cellino & Barnes, and Nicole’s take on Emily in Paris. They take a quiz where they plan a vacation to see what flavor of Jelly Belly they are, and answer listener questions about how to help a friend who is part of a pyramid scheme, and how to make new friends at school while only on zoom.
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Nicole's Blarblar Daddydaddy
Nicole started her morning with a Ratatouille/Mickey Mouse in her pool and from there she and Sasheer discuss forgotten bagels, set calzones at 3 AM, new COVID protocols for filming, manifesting a good October, trying to figure out what is happening with this administration, taking a spill at skate gang, favorite emo music, social media limits, The Social Dilemma, the joy of returning things, message gun scams, and being sore after pole. Plus your questions, answered! This week Nicole and Sashee
Sasheer "Feels Good" About Being A Movie Star In Quarantine
This week begins with the pros and cons of having a Dog Mayor. Nicole and Sasheer also discuss makeup choices, being a movie star in quarantine, getting more people on the positive bus, cry/laughing at the question "What were you supposed to be doing this year?", not understanding why people won't wear masks, and getting information too fast makes it feel like the end of times. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the "What Type of Millennial Are You?" quiz and answer your questions about disrespectful
Nicole Isn't Sure How Loud She Is With Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey
This week "very good friends" Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey join Nicole and Sasheer to discuss what makes a good cake, Palm Springs and getting white girl wasted, confrontation, perfectionism, a future without judgment, not remembering exactly how they met, appreciating honesty, being a prude, early people vs late people, and super powerful electric toothbrushes.
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Sasheer Would Date Simba and His Mane Wisps
Sasheer and Nicole are up early this week to discuss ideal wake up times, home improvements, ant season, lady bugs and whether or not they'd ride a giant one, critter friends, Nicole's pizza update, watermelon is a great summer snack, how to describe a tortilla, 90's talk shows, and determining that crushes are great! Then they take the Date Or Dump These Disney Men to Reveal Your Type quiz and of course your questions are answered!
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Nicole Wants To Travel Like Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims!
Best friends Gabrielle Union and Larry Sims are here! They gab about Larry's transition from dancer to hair stylist, yacht vacations, fighting for your friends, being a good mom, punctuality, how their new haircare line Flawless came to be, how to balance work and personal life, where they hope to be in 20 years, making up dances in Paris, angels you can party with, food based arguments, and morning salutations.
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Sasheer Knows You Can Find People Who Like You For You
This week's episode kicks off with a bang that leads Nicole and Sasheer to discuss how much sugar should you put in Kool-Aid and should you dye your hair with it? They also chat about hair bleaching woes, Avril Lavigne conspiracy theories, Solange, how much work it takes to be racist, kids getting in the way of skating, and what a post-COVID world could look like. Then, they take the Want to Know Your Inner Color quiz. And finally, Sasheer and Nicole answer YOUR questions, this week they give so
Nicole Is Crying Over Tomatoes
This week begins with Nicole insisting Sasheer knows Brenda Walsh which leads to discussions about wait, does anyone actually know a Brenda (that's not a dog)?, vacation memories, wardrobe options, employees who don't try, clothing sizes, evil wardrobe people on set, and why Nicole cried over tomatoes. Then they take the What Kind Of Karen You Are You quiz. And of course, listener emails where Nicole and Sasheer tackle Chinese lunar, Gregorian, and Ethiopian calendars.
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Sasheer Has To Wait 89 Years (Or A Year And a Half) with Heidi Rose Robbins
It's the episode Sasheer and Nicole have been waiting for: astrologer and poet Heidi Rose Robbins is here! The ladies learn why they are best friends, the importance of Mercury in friendship, what rising and moon signs mean, looking at past transits, dating predictions that make Nicole cry, how to learn astrology, using astrology charts to plan projects, negative predictions, Saturn on your sun, and good energy that transcends zoom.
Nicole Wants Her Murderer To CHOOSE Her
After Sasheer politely declines Nicole's offer to start over they discuss sports bras, pole goals, delivery woes, Bezos should share, front page Instagrams, waking up early, outdoor activity gang, and getting to the bottom of it - does Sasheer have something she wants to tell Nicole or not? Plus the quiz: Would You Survive Joel Goldberg's Glass Box? This quiz yields some surprising revelations. And of course, your questions answered! Sasheer and (eventually) Nicole advise communication over man
Sasheer Doesn't Think Birds Are That Hard with Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Nicole and Sasheer dish with best friends Bob The Drag Queen and Monét X Change about how they met, favorite traveling-in-pain memories, loving your best friend because their crazy, being late to trends, what qualities you need to win Big Brother and Survivor, We're Here, being nominated for an Emmy and a discussion about what is and isn't a bird.
Nicole is Sure Your Titties got Lifted in That Tornado
Nicole and Sasheer kick off this week with a metaphor for COVID. Then they discuss Nicole's birth certificate, getting yelled at for going to a restaurant, doing things that make you happy, tornado titties, Sasheer's tarot cards, scheduling issues, word pronunciations, P-Valley, "Jill Mason" and "Betty Bumpkin", weight biases, and what they're wearing. Then, they take the "Which Random Cartoon Character Are You?" quiz. And finally, your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer weigh in on how
Sasheer Can See Through Your Performative Act
Nicole and Sasheer went on their first roller skating adventure and lived to tell the tale! They also discuss United Skates, performative companies and deciphering what's real and what's a joke, thoughts about why OJ was found innocent, seeing through performative acts in general, police brutality, shaming people before 6 AM, pole dancing, and blaming bad behavior on your astrological sign. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the quiz "Which Disney Princess Are You Based On A Sushi Roll You Build." And
Nicole Wrote Down "Cheesecake." BUT WHY!?
Nicole and Sasheer are back for another fun-filled episode to discuss Floor Is Lava, Bar Rescue, Tiny House Nation, House Hunters, Normal People, why men date you if they don't want to date you?!, therapy goals, planning a vacation, and what does "Cheesecake" mean? Plus answers to YOUR questions! This week is full of follow-ups and updates. A listener calls in with really helpful advice about addiction, and Nicole and Sasheer give advice about boundaries in friendship, making jokes about people'
Sasheer Was Bullied Into Roller Skating
This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss their new roller skating plan, beach options, doubling down on "everything will be great by October", and trying to understand what exactly is going on with the Karens. Then they take the BuzzFeed quiz "What Kind of Sexy Food Are You?" and of course, answer your questions! The ladies give advice about how to handle loved ones with ADD and ADHD, how to repay a friend for their kindness, and how to help friends deal with the anxiety that limits their experience
Nicole Is Still Thinking About The Zombie Apocalypse with Beth Stelling & Mary Hollis Inboden
This week starts with a dramatic reading of a listener comment! Then, Nicole and Sasheer are joined by best friends Beth Stelling and Mary Hollis Inboden. With Beth, they find out what she’s wearing (Is it a bikini top? Workout wear?), Beth & Mary Hollis’ performances in 5 Lesbians Eating A Quiche, meeting Joanna Kerns (Mrs. Seaver from Growing Pains), zoom stand-up shows, and Beth’s love of MTV reality shows. Mary Hollis shares about being a great audience, Beth’s love of online shopping, and h
Best Friends Friends with Oscar Montoya
This is an episode of the new Best Friends bonus series, BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS. Every other week, Nicole and Sasheer have on another one of their Best Friends to talk, answer listener questions, and have fun. You can find the rest of the series on Stitcher Premium, with new episodes out every other Friday. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code FRIENDS. It's a great way to show your support and love of the show!
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Sasheer Thinks We Should Replace Police Guns With Cans of Soup
This week Nicole and Sasheer try to answer the question "how are you?" during this time. They also discuss Sasheer's experience at a recent protest, Nicole's response when she gets pulled over, why it's good to defund the police, Ben and Jerry's setting a corporate example, advice to white people, Nicole's Jeep, hair or scarf confusion, COVID contraction updates, jizz stances, Nicole's prediction for 2023, and making sure you have a car mask and a car protest sign. PLUS your questions! Nicole an
Nicole and Sasheer Remember Juneteenth
In honor of Juneteenth, Nicole and Sasheer recorded this minisode discussing the holiday, its history, if they can wish other black people a "Happy Juneteenth!", and how they plan on spending the day.
Nicole's Candles Are Getting Bigger and Bigger
This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss launching a "Things We've Learned In Quarantine" tour, why months don't have the same number of days, "the thrill of the chase" shopping, bigger and bigger candles, Celebration Florida, yacht getaways, and October 2020. Then, Nicole and Sasheer answer your questions! This week they advise not to be someone who doesn't want to be with you and ways to get strangers to stop talking to you.
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Sasheer is Nipping At The Bud: Re-Release
Once again, out of respect for the events taking place nationally at this time, Nicole and Sasheer have decided not to record a new episode for this week. Instead, they are releasing a beloved old episode with last week's intro expressing their thoughts.Re-release: Nicole believes all men masturbate in public, but Sasheer isn’t so sure. So, they ask all the men and women they can find, and the answers are surprising! They take a quiz to prove the strength of the friendship, answer questions abou
Nicole Wants You To Draw Your Vagina: Re-Release
Out of respect for the events taking place nationally at this time, Nicole and Sasheer have decided not to record a new episode for this week. Instead, they are releasing a beloved old episode with a new intro expressing their thoughts.
Nicole and Sasheer re-examine Disney movies, and share that they both stan Cruella De Ville. And, it becomes clear that Nicole thinks hairless cats are skinned - not bred. They talk about the importance/sexiness of consent, inclusive clitorises, and paying atte
Sasheer Agrees Men Should “Put Bars in Their D*cks!”
This week Nicole and Sasheer talk about being sore from online twerking class, gift ideas for Sasheer’s birthday, nourishing and loving your plants, all the things they’ve bought online during quarantine, getting birth control implants and why can’t men get birth control implanted? Then they take the quiz “What magical creature are you?” And of course listen to your voicemails where they give advice on how men can respectfully navigate friendships with women, and how to help a friend having a ha
Nicole Still Doesn't Know That Much About Cake - LIVE
Recorded LIVE at the 2019 Just For Laughs festival in Montreal, Nicole and Sasheer talk street scoopers, removing someone from your seat on an airplane, and how bad of a terrorist Nicole would be. Then they bring out their guests Matteo Lane and Emma Willman who answer the age old question: does coffee dehydrate you? Finally all four friends answer a listener voicemail on what to do when you think your friend is dating a creep and doesn't like when you talk about...snowboarding?
Nicole's Dogs Are Grateful They Don't Have to Depend on Her with Jonathan Van Ness and Antoni Porowski
After learning about the sound effects athletes get to choose for themselves, Nicole and Sasheer talk about teachers coming to students' windows during quarantine, videos of soldiers returning home to see their dogs who thought they were gone forever, and other heartwarming stories. Then, for another Besting Each Other, Nicole and Sasheer welcome Jonathan Van Ness and Antoni Porowski from Queer Eye! Antoni talks about meeting JVN at Queer Eye auditions, JVN's singing voice in the morning, and ho
Best Friends Presents: Best Friends Friends!
Best Friends Presents: Best Friends Friends! Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata are best friends. And they have friends. They're two best friends talking to friends in...Best Friends Friends! Join Nicole and Sasheer as they check in on their friends and chat about what friends chat about. Two heads are better than one, and three friends are better than...two? Grab a friend and listen to new episodes every Friday on Stitcher premium. Just go to stitcherpremium.com and sign up with the code "FRIENDS"
Sasheer Drives an Orange Limo to Work
After talking the pitfalls of remote workouts, Nicole and Sasheer tell Nicole's dogs to shut up while mommy's working. Then they explain the rules of Too Hot to Handle and MASH, plus even play a round (of MASH, not Too Hot to Handle.) Then they answer some listener questions on what to do when your friend has engaged in sexual misconduct and how quarantine has affected their friendship.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
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Nicole Loves the Grasshopper Mouse
This week Nicole and Sasheer talk the perils of quarantine life including fights with your housemates, needing more attention, and having to fix toilets. Then they introduce us all to the mighty Grasshopper Mouse. Finally they answer some listener questions on sending a gift to an ex as friends, making in person friends through online groups, and... babies at fire stations?
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Nicole Thinks Sasheer Will Die First
After clarifying that Coronavirus is not Nicole's fault, Nicole and Sasheer talk the sexual health of bath bombs, how to wash a washing machine, and who would survive in an apocalypse. Then they answer listener questions on when to cut a friend off completely, and if you can be friends with people you pay for services.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
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Sasheer scrubs! With a tool!
Sasheer scrubs! With a tool! After talking through some self care go-tos, Nicole and Sasheer decide that one glass of wine doesn't affect your judgement, that maybe sleeping with the pool boy isn't hot, and that everyone needs to scrub! Then they answer some listener questions on what to do when your weight comment offends a friend, how to handle a friend talking over your partner, and how to help a friend with a drinking problem.
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Nicole Has A Council in Her Head
After clarifying which power rangers are doing porn and which are deceased, Nicole & Sasheer talk their crushes on Patrick Stewart, the 2019 film The Fanatic starring John Travolta, and the limpest bizkit there ever was. Then they answer listener questions on meeting your friend's significant other, trying to change when you feel like you've been a bad friend, and staying in touch with friends who are long distance.
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Nicole Got Hit On Today!
Nicole got hit on today! Nicole & Sasheer talk getting nuzzled at the bar, stuffing bras to make trash tits, and debate if Nicole is humble. Then they answer listener questions about pole dancing technique, vacationing with couples even if you're single, and what to do you if you don't like your friend's friend.
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Sasheer Has Lost The Taste For It
Pockets are trending! Nicole & Sasheer talk wearing flats to the governor’s ball, the disappearance of pockets in women’s clothes, fingering cold rice balls and the difference between grease gangs vs greece gangs. Plus, Sasheer clarifies how getting served bad food is exactly like being mauled by a dog. Then they answer listener questions about what to do when you don’t like your significant other’s friends and how Carrie (Fisher? Bradshaw?) should handle her dueling bridesmaids.
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Nicole Can Find Your Tabasco
Happy Monday or Wednesday (or whenever you are listening to this)! Nicole & Sasheer discuss if the Statue of Liberty is holding an ice cream cone, Bojack Horseman dreams, Nicole’s mother’s perfume, books they are reading, Nicole doing what strangers’ ask, being an adult, and a deep dive into Goldilocks’ white privilege. Then they answer listener questions about how to handle a friend pulling away because you are “draining,” and if you should ask a former-hookup-now-friend how good you were!
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Sasheer Went Ice Skating With Sabrina
Wow! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss interesting graffiti, scary spider-crawling, evil babies, how long can you wait before returning a baby, Jamie Lee Curtis’s excellent turn in Freaky Friday, transcendental meditation, and the government’s plan to blow up the moon. They see if Sasheer can join Nicole’s next pole class, and then answer some listener questions about mixing friend groups for a Christmas party, and asking “who’s coming” to a friend’s party, what are Jordan and Kimmie’s favor
Nicole Saw The Batman with LeVar Burton & Stephanie Cozart Burton
After wondering what a water-cooler chat would be like, Nicole & Sasheer are joined by LeVar Burton and Stephanie Cozart Burton for another round of Besting Each Other! First, Stephanie shares about how she pursued LeVar, getting drunk in Mexico, her Skinny Pop popcorn obsession, and LeVar’s sleep moaning. Then, LeVar spills the parts of their story that Stephanie left out, how he almost became a priest, their journey to parenthood, and how there are too many Amazon packages at their home. Reuni
Sasheer Is Thinking of the Gigawatts
Nicole and Sasheer are Mejores Amigas! They discuss what they wish they had learned in school, Green Day’s Good Riddance, Nicole’s high school performances, their supportive parents, “Weird Wilhelmina,” show choir hair, and black face. They take a quiz to find out what kind of car they are (Nicole’s dreams come true!), and answer a listener question on do friends let friends eat Chick-Fil-A. Plus, we hear from Nicole’s sister Katherine!
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Nicole Loves A Land Opera
After Nicole honked at Sasheer in traffic, they talk about their mornings, how they present without makeup, online dating, zamboni vs. stromboli, the time Sasheer stole a water bottle on a church trip, Nicole’s ideal date, and other wild things. Then they answer listener questions about what to do when your roommate is pregnant and wants to keep the baby, and whether Sasheer is really Nicole’s best friend.
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Sasheer Will Not Go Skiing
Silly voices! Custom wine orders! Campaign platforms! This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss cold weather, scary winter sports, why men great ‘til they gotta be great, cabs vs. uber, and the racism of marijuana policing. They take a quiz to figure out what kind of dog they each are, and take a deep dive into the story of Judith Barsi from All Dogs Go To Heaven. They answer listener questions on guys using you as a therapist instead of a friend, and get advice for the former caller who was looking to
Nicole is Eating Eggs From a Women’s College
After swapping flight stories, Nicole & Sasheer solve the mystery of the curtained seat on an airplane. They discuss rude rental car parking lot attendants, not being petty in 2020, walking funny, meeting LeVar Burton, childhood curiosity, and eye-crusties. Then, we read a fan explanation on chicken/eggs, and answer listener questions about being in a wedding your harasser is attending, when your best friend starts dating your old crush, getting your spouse to make friends, and balancing their f
Sasheer Wanted to Be Asked to Join a Secret Society
After learning more about harmony, Nicole & Sasheer get to the bottom of what song has been stuck in Nicole’s head, and who in the world has the most octaves. They take a quiz to see which member of the Illuminati they are, run into a lot of complicated pronunciations, take another quiz to see what piece of Ikea furniture they are, and learn about Cousins Undercover. They answer listener questions about appearing on podcasts, and not yet meeting a friend’s serious boyfriend. Plus, a question fro
Nicole Had to Blink
“This is Best Friends - where we flush kids!” After discussing if NPR (aka - PBS for ears) is doing too much, we learn about “flooding,” childhood hairstyles, using the ladle with face cream, the iguana problem in Florida, Jillian Michaels’ negative comments against Lizzo, TLC’s new show Hot & Heavy, and sexy staring contests. Then Nicole and Sasheer answer listener questions about friends who won’t get a driver’s license, being an introverted friend, eating just cheese off of a pizza, and mixin
Sasheer Ate a Chicken Loaf
After learning when Ramadan is, Nicole and Sasheer chat about their trip to Rome! They share about the food, Nicole’s choice to bow when speaking Italian, handing out wipes to all of first class, the best scene of Gemini Man, the history of the Delorean, and when someone loves you so much that they would kill for you (they’ve been watching YOU). They take a quiz where you choose a 5 course meal to find out what your sexual energy is, then answer listener questions inviting them to a wedding, and
Nicole Is A Motorcycle-Riding Bitch - LIVE
Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer kick it off by talking about shoe-related fears, multiple stairway stories, Nicole’s motorcycle crash, Ricki Lake’s tv show, Hot or Not, Sasheer running into a guy Nicole ALMOST hooked up with, and the venn diagram between Toy Story 4 & 13 Reasons Why. They quizzes to find out “What Kind of Garbage Are You?” and “What 90s Cartoon Series Are You?” Then they answer listener questions on spending time with friends after having a kid, dea
Sasheer Is Finally Back On Top - LIVE
Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer swap weird interview questions they have been asked, try to find the actual Paul Blart, pitch easy acronyms, and celebrate Nicole’s small foot movements. They recap the highlights of their Hawaii trip, their mission to see the giant dildo, if either of them are approachable, and getting into fights at the airport. They take a quiz where they take a trip to Costco to see how good in bed they are, and answer listener questions about lo
Nicole Is Stronger Than Sasheer
Today we learn that Nicole has a Star Wars fan fiction podcast, and that Sasheer was on her high school spelling team! We listen to Sasheer dance, Nicole & Sasheer arm wrestle to prove who is stronger, hear what their presidential platforms would be, and discuss why chiropractics is important. They take a quiz to see what kind of wedding they should have, answer listener questions about friends whose partners are a “stick-in-the-mud,” and hear positive advice regarding Bumble BFF!
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Sasheer Once Serenaded Nicole
After an in-depth discussion about the difference between ducks and geese, Nicole and Sasheer catch up with a previous caller to get more information on her time as her ex-best friend’s maid of honor. They start planning Sasheer’s future wedding with Nicole as maid-of-honor, and talk about Nicole’s wedding dreams/requirements. Plus they take a quiz to see what celebrity BFFs they are, which leads to an honest discussion of their struggles with choosing a restaurant for dinner!
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Nicole Knows The Sultan Of Catan with Keith Habersberger & Zach Kornfeld (Try Guys)
After a quick pole-class check in, Nicole shares her famous meatball recipe (Hint: take them out of the bag and microwave), and ordering a pizza just for the mozzarella. Then, for another Besting Each Other, Nicole and Sasheer welcome Keith Habersberger and Zach Kornfeld from The Try Guys! Keith talks about having his elbow kissed by Zach, traveling to see the eclipse together, and how his Survivor personal item would be a shovel. Zach shares about his butt tattoo, HIS version of the eclipse sto
Sasheer Looks Like A Gymnast Who Did Well
This week begins with a discussion of if spit is just sweat from your mouth! We learn about women’s hormones in their 30’s, check out Nicole’s new tattoos, discuss everyone’s experiences with haunted houses (read the McKamey Manor Waiver here - https://imgur.com/a/d27ZLa9 [imgur.com]), and read about the arrest of Stacey Dash. Nicole & Sasheer answer listener questions on living with your best friend, and being friends with your partner’s friends’ wives. Plus, we hear a fun story about how Best
Nicole Wants To Know How You Put Your Bra On
Best Friends back - ALRIGHT! Sasheer talks about her experience dancing with two members of N*SYNC, Nicole tell stories about her recent visit to Benihanas, and they plan their next besties trip. They get into the age-old question of “How do you put your bra on?” and bring in the women of the Earwolf offices to answer. We hear from Sasheer’s mom to learn the correct way to apply perfume, then Nicole and Sasheer answer listener questions about farting in front of each other, when your best friend
Sasheer is Excited to Learn About Drag with Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova
Nicole and Sasheer go in depth on their Emmy night, talking gowns, the food, and seeing Nicole’s face so big on the screen. Then, they interview Drag Queens Katya & Trixie Mattel on their friendship! We learn about their time on Drag Race, how they were deported from Australia together, the logic behind IT. With Trixie they choose their celeb alter ego’s (Howie Mandel, Issa Rae, and Lizzo), and with Katya they discuss how painful the writing process is. Brought back together, they laugh over the
Nicole Prefers Poptarts over Toaster Strudel
This week, Nicole & Sasheer are very excited for 2020! They discuss how to deal with missing the other when one of them is traveling, No Child Left Behind, and Barbadian cuisine. Then they take a quiz that determines which hunk should be your college boo, and discuss Charles Melton’s fat shaming tweets. They answer listener questions on how to reach out to friends, can your friends be people you meet through dating, how to turn friends with benefits into more, feeling competitive with best frien
Sasheer Will Repeat Your Dumb Question
Nicole & Sasheer encourage each other on their pole-class performances, then head into a session of googling the history of KFC, the mayo clinic, and miracle whip. They talk about their experience at the Emmys, Sasheer “escaping” the next morning, and sleeping in bathing suits. Then, they take a quiz to see what Disney Villainess they are as well as get more info on the best friend blog post blast. Plus, they answer listener questions on if you can be your partner’s best friend, and how do you t
Nicole Has History With Jared Leto
After a quick pole class catch-up, the girls dive into Nicole’s small bladder, Jared Leto + Lupito Nyong’o, and then get distracted by googling themselves. Plus, they explore the different body shapes (Hourglass? Coke bottle? Sack of potatoes?). Then, Nicole & Sasheer answer listener questions about negative friends and whether you can go from friend to more. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com(424) 645-7003This episode is sponsored by ST
Sasheer Will Have A Glass of Hot Water with Lauren Lapkus & Laura Willcox
On this week’s episode, best friends Lauren Lapkus and Laura Willcox join Nicole & Sasheer for another round of Besting Each Other. Laura share’s their UCB roots, maintaining a long distance friendship, texting vs. calling, and Lauren’s unique eating habits. Then, Lauren joins to explain how kombucha is brewed, tears up discussing how meaningful her and Laura's friendship is, and goes deep on her new “job” curating The Bachelor clips for instagram. Together in the room, Laura & Lauren talk with
Nicole Is Going To Live Forever
Nicole is going to get a motorcycle, and Sasheer is NOT happy about it. They talk about high school experiences, discuss their recent beach trip, and do some singing. Then, Nicole and Sasheer call Zack, who had left a great voicemail in episode 15. We learn about the man behind the handsome voice, talk about how to make the perfect best friend, and Nicole asks him some very important questions. Afterwards, they answer listener questions on how to meet people with your platonic male best friend,
Sasheer Is Pizza!
On this week’s episode, Nicole subtweet’s her pin company with a long list of complaints, and Sasheer gives her take. They discuss past customer service jobs, talk about Sasheer’s new movie THE WEEKEND, and do a pole class check-in. They take a quiz to find what chain restaurant they are, and discover that Nicole eats scrambled eggs with her fingers! Then they answer listener questions about healthy expectations, how to navigate political differences with friends, and being “the boring friend.”
Nicole’s Passion Fruit Problem
Nicole and Sasheer jump in with their choice death hashtags, CBD oil, a pole class update, and how Nicole finds long limbs hilarious. They take a quiz building their dream bowl of mac & cheese to find their perfect sex position, and answer listener questions about backstabbing friends, lending friends money, losing best friends, and more. PLUS, a fun listener call that makes Nicole fall out of her chair.Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com(4
Sasheer is Unpacking The Peanuts with Paul Welsh & Madeline Walter
After Nicole tries to remember the title of this podcast, she and Sasheer are joined by best friends Paul Welsh & Madeline Walter (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)! Paul talks about people crossing boundaries to touch his thick hair, how he and Madeline met, Madeline’s love of the Minneapolis airport, and disliking Game Of Thrones. Madeline shares about their early days of comedy, how attentive Paul is as a friend, the Peanuts (Pig Pen is NOT thriving), and how she loves the Raleigh-Durham airport. Then, Nic
Nicole is Creating Pearls
This episode starts deep with Nicole and Sasheer sharing their feelings on gun control, religious experiences, and wonder if Missy Elliott is speaking in tongues. Nicole asserts that boats are the MOST romantic place, and she and Sasheer wonder what it would be like to steal the Liberty Bell. They take a quiz on if they are soul mates, answer a listener question about being a hot mess in a friendship, and more! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:nicoleandsasheer@gma
Sasheer Loves a Sturdy Sandal - LIVE
This week, Sasheer & Nicole are LIVE from Largo @ The Coronet! They talk about masturbating in front of pets, Nicole almost having sex with a gay man, and telling sex stories in the back of a Lyft. They take a quiz on who is the better friend. They answer audience questions about Nicole’s will and being ghosted by your best friend. Plus, they connect some potential new friends at the show! For their next show at the Largo buy tickets here! 2 for 1 special! https://wl.seetickets.us/event/Best-Fri
Nicole Knows a Lot About The Opioid Crisis
This week, we celebrate Sasheer’s new status as someone who is paying to have her house cleaned! Then Nicole and Sasheer talk about childhood hairstyle, appropriation, and we learn producer Josh had a rolling backpack. We get an update on pole class, Nicole and Sasheer take a quiz to find out which Disney duo they are, as well as explain Abducted in Plain Sight. Plus, Nicole wonders if she needs to murder someone to get a boyfriend. Come to their Largo show on Thursday, 9/5 at the Largo at the
Sasheer Knows Her Rising Sign, with Casey Wilson & June Diane Raphael
On another episode of Besting Each Other, Nicole and Sasheer are joined by Casey Wilson + June Diane Raphael! Casey shares a story of June keeping energy high at Casey’s bachelorette party, and June gets teary-eyed remembering how Casey reached out to her their freshman year at NYU. They talk about astrological counseling sessions, similar life occurrences, candy in earthquake kits, strippers at baby showers, and the ambitions friendship can foster. Plus, they both hope that in 20 years they are
Nicole Wants You To Draw Your Vagina
Nicole and Sasheer re-examine Disney movies, and share that they both stan Cruella De Ville. And, it becomes clear that Nicole thinks hairless cats are skinned - not bred. They talk about the importance/sexiness of consent, inclusive clitorises, and paying attention to your pussy. They answer listener questions on if a best friend or romantic relationship is more important, how to make friends as an adult, and how you know you’ve found a best friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your fr
Sasheer Won’t Use Periods In Texts
Hello! Nicole and Sasheer are good, thanks for asking. They learn about the history of the boysenberry, and Sasheer reveals her love of Pogs (as does producer Josh). Nicole puts a plea into the universe to play Jigglypuff in a Pokémon movie, and they take a quiz to figure out which superhero they would be. They answer voicemails about what grosses them out and how to friend-zone people, as well as go deep on Nicole’s dating style. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
Nicole Is Watching Frasier
Sasheer and Nicole break down Sasheer’s name (its Zam-AY-dah, not Zam-AH-dah). They come up with a game plan for Nicole to slip into Michael B. Jordan’s DMs, and write a tagline for high-weight capacity bunk-beds: “You big as fuck and like to sleep near the sun?” They decide what Toy Story toy they would be - a Raggedy Ann doll and putty - and revisit the 90s animated shows/movies they loved (with a rousing rendition of Eye-To-Eye). They answer an emotional listener question, and discuss being a
Sasheer Hates Cold Things
Nicole loves cars! Really! Sasheer loves Nicole’s movie recaps, from Gravity to Benjamin Button. They wonder where peas come from (green beans?) while taking a “Pick Eight Foods and We Will Give You a Sex Position To Try” quiz. They answer listener voicemails, and discuss how to get out of toxic relationships, healthy communication, and the difference between siblings and best friends.This episode is sponsored by ThirdLove (www.thirdlove.com/BESTFRIENDS), Care/of (www.takecareof.com code: BESTFR
Nicole Hates Hotel Dresser Drawers
Nicole shares a story of a recent Tarot card reading and opening herself up for love, and Sasheer encourages her to explore her spiritual side. They discuss what they learned from a documentary on circumcision, Beyonce + Gwyneth Paltrow’s best friendship, and the time Nicole tried to joke her way out of a speeding ticket. They take listener questions about apologizing too much (it doesn’t matter) living with your best friend (Nicole and Sasheer could NOT), and “trash-ass” boyfriends (They sugges
Sasheer is Nipping At The Bud
Nicole believes all men masturbate in public, but Sasheer isn’t so sure. So, they ask all the men and women they can find, and the answers are surprising! They take a quiz to prove the strength of the friendship, answer questions about ending bad friendships, and Sasheer tells a story about Nicole’s terrible suggestions for hook-ups. Plus, learn with Nicole and Sasheer what a hymen REALLY is. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com(424) 645-700
Nicole Threw Bacon Against a Wall - with Betsy Sodaro & Mano Agapion
Nicole & Sasheer bring on comedian best friends Betsy Sodaro (Disjointed) & Mano Agapion (Bajillion Dollar Properties) to this week’s show! In this interview-meet-Newlywed Game, they interview each separately before bringing them together to share their answers. Mano tells fun stories from his travels with Betsy in Greece, and Betsy talks about their love of loud public bits. They even share a moment when Mano admits something he has never told Betsy! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your fri
Sasheer Explains The Brave Little Toaster
Nicole and Sasheer are getting matching caskets (maroon for Sasheer, purple with flames for Nicole)! They share stand-up horror stories - Sasheer did STD jokes in a room of old people, while Nicole spanked a heckler. They chat about their shared love of pole-dancing, and sexy characters in animated movies... especially Rob from The Brave Little Toaster. When answering listener questions about unfollowing old friends on social media, Nicole shares this piece of wisdom - “just mute the bitch.” Ema
Nicole Was Gonna Ride An Alligator
Nicole and Sasheer are best friends with a podcast! Nicole tells stories about bad phone etiquette and a man who loves big panties. Sasheer dreams of life on a commune, and tries to get Nicole on board (Nicole is not on board). They answer listener questions about adult friendships and what to do when you don’t like your friend’s husband, as well as discuss the validity of “emotional labor.” Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com(424) 645-7003
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