Audio Hotdish

Audio Hotdish

Kyle Wassing, Jess Wassing, & Chester Teich

Join Jess and Kyle, two married midwestern millennials along with their dear friend Chester as they try to navigate this thing called podcast. When not playing a game of Slanguage or sharing stories from their wilder days as high school friends they're really just looking for any opportunity to tie whatever hot button, taboo or dated topic of the week into talking about Taylor Swift, SVU, Jurassic Park or whichever late 90's early 2000's pop culture reference they see fit....even if no one else would!

Ep. 153 - I'll Have to Salt My Own Butter

Ep. 153 - I'll Have to Salt My Own Butter

On today's episode we make our Super Bowl prediction! But here's the twist…. we recorded this episode 4 weeks ago and the episode came out after the big game. Oops. Also, we play 1700s Slanguage, assuming we don't get distracted by hot dogs!

Feb 12, • 1:01:33

Ep. 152 - Balls Deep Into Christmas

Ep. 152 - Balls Deep Into Christmas

The merger is complete! The debut of the three of us together! So, sit back as Kyle tells a tale of his adventures at the DOT “doctor's” office! Jess workshops her new conspiracy theory! And the three of us have a look back while taking a Passive Aggression terms and definitions quiz!

Jan 29, • 1:04:03

*** BONUS ANNOUNCEMENT ***

*** BONUS ANNOUNCEMENT ***

Huge news in the Passive Aggression / Audio Hotdish world!!! Tune in to find out what's instore for the future!!!

Jan 8, • 9:47

Ep. 151 - In Cahoots With Your Christmas Crimes

Ep. 151 - In Cahoots With Your Christmas Crimes

We need something Christmas proof! An ode to a logo. And the end of an Eras…. Tour!

Dec 11, 2024 • 55:32

Ep. 150 - Crossover Event

Ep. 150 - Crossover Event

Help us celebrate our 150th episode as the King of Passhole Nation himself joins the recording. Along with a second half that celebrates Audio Hotdish reaching the 10% mark of Passive Aggression’s accolades!! Audio Hotdish buzzsprout.com/2315340

Oct 30, 2024 • 1:10:42

Ep. 149 - Please Return to St. Petersburg

Ep. 149 - Please Return to St. Petersburg

All rise, the pudgy Judge Pudge is being overthrown! Jess is going to fairy lawyer school and we busted her. I guess that's why we never swallow the fly! But if you do, remember it’s Property of St. Petersburg.

Oct 16, 2024 • 53:35

Ep. 148 - Ope’d Our Way Into Canada

Ep. 148 - Ope’d Our Way Into Canada

Join your ghost hosts with the most as they raise their wands to Maggie Smith. Stockard Channing chucks herself into the bin and Stad is sad about it. Kyle once and for all proves that Darth Vader couldn't possibly be a Parker fan. And much more nonsense!!!

Oct 2, 2024 • 55:07

Ep. 147 - You Heard it Here Last

Ep. 147 - You Heard it Here Last

We’re not so happy to announce Kyle's new book, what to expect when you're expecting, COVID edition! However, we are happy to announce that we are the best Game of Thrones watchers ever! We think Cabernet is A Okay but that had nothing to do with Jen and Ben's divorce.

Sep 18, 2024 • 55:16

Ep. 146 - Half Place Victors

Ep. 146 - Half Place Victors

We got 19th place in a golf tournament so we're bringing Big DINK Energy on this one, y'all! Yawn. We all live in a simulation and Kyle figured out exactly how the AI writes the maps and as the key master he isn't afraid to share the keys to the world!

Aug 21, 2024 • 53:56

Ep. 145 - Get Off My NEIGH

Ep. 145 - Get Off My NEIGH

Fresh outta Deadpool and Wolverine got us feeling squirrely about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And Olympic talk uncovers our unknown life long dream of becoming equestrian adjacent movie producers!!!

Aug 7, 2024 • 53:38

Ep. 144 - Scolding Goats

Ep. 144 - Scolding Goats

Shame (bell chime) shame…. To all the other goats in the world, you will never mount up to the G.O.A.T. of all goats! Don't believe us?? King Chuck says so! Also, get your hotdog vaccines kids…

Jul 24, 2024 • 58:28

Ep. 143 - Blew a Big Fart that Blew a Castle Apart

Ep. 143 - Blew a Big Fart that Blew a Castle Apart

Taylor Swift’s favorite podcast is fresh off the boat from foggy ol Ireland town! This week we're catching you up on all our Ireland antics including the Ears Tour. We also touch on your boy JT’s DUI….

Jul 10, 2024 • 57:40

Ep. 142 - Looks Like the Song Did End

Ep. 142 - Looks Like the Song Did End

Is Kermit the Frog a younger Yoda?? Is Cillian Murphy wearing another man's face?? Why is the weird toothed bald one on the list?? Does Paul Hollywood have a soggy bottom?? Why do billionaires have death wishes?? All questions answered this week on Passive Aggression!

Jun 26, 2024 • 58:08

Ep. 141 - Ghost Trail Guide Esquire The Tailored Soul

Ep. 141 - Ghost Trail Guide Esquire The Tailored Soul

Ghost Trail Guide Esquire the Tailored Soul’s 6 easy steps to win the mountains of Appalachia: 1. Stay on the trail 2. Both hands on the railing 3. Stay on the trail 4. Don't whistle in the woods 5. If you hear something in the woods, no you didn't 6. If I'm not there at the start, I'm not there at all!

May 29, 2024 • 56:03

Ep. 140 - Real Ads

Ep. 140 - Real Ads

Do you have a check for Mr Watson? Because that's the only way I'll be able to afford the Kohl's Cash suit I'm wearing to the Met Gala. And if not for Marie Antoinette we'll have to run back to District 3!!

May 15, 2024 • 1:00:03

Ep. 139 - This Jess’ House Now

Ep. 139 - This Jess’ House Now

Window to the ground, listening to System of a Down far from wearing a frown. You can't tell from Jess’ voice but no one will defend Kyle in Jess’ house! And in Jess’ house someone is gonna have to hold Susie’s chips because we’re recreating Mark's claim to fame!!

May 1, 2024 • 52:01

Ep. 138 - Polishing the Royal Todger

Ep. 138 - Polishing the Royal Todger

WE'RE BACK!! And better than…. At least equal to…. WE'RE BACK, and talking about our year long, soul searching hiatus. Sure we're scatterbrained and outta practice but that's not going to keep us from jumping right into the King and Camilla’s sex life, Taylor theory's and talk of last summer's submersible. It's good to be back, Passhole Nation!

Apr 17, 2024 • 59:35

Ep. 137 - How Bike Does?

Ep. 137 - How Bike Does?

In a world that needs more heroes, sometimes we need to look in the past. Kyle introduces Jess to Polish war hero Krystyna Skarbek. Now if they could figure out what her aversion to bicycles was all about!

Apr 19, 2023 • 55:36

Ep. 136 - Bailiff Jesstice

Ep. 136 - Bailiff Jesstice

Order in the court, the honorable Judge Pudge has made his return and he's brought his trusty sidekick….Bailiff Jessica!! Law school need not apply, every case is ready for judgments!

Apr 12, 2023 • 30:55

Ep. 135 - I Got the Fudge to Be Judge Pudge

Ep. 135 - I Got the Fudge to Be Judge Pudge

All rise, the Honorable Judge Pudge is presiding over the case of the cut hair. If I'm guilty, the defendants, Kyle and Jess will be sentenced to the promotion of greater podcasts such as Live Laugh Larceny, Hardcore History, and Sawbones.

Mar 29, 2023 • 35:00

Ep. 134 - The Peen Chop

Ep. 134 - The Peen Chop

Welcome to Swift City where everyone's favorite song is 'All Of The Girls You Loved Before' or so I'm told! Also Kyle tried to argue with every known man by saying he'd give up his favorite toy, over receiving a gold hand….did I do it?

Mar 22, 2023 • 36:20

Ep. 133 - Ten out of Ten French Girl Drawings

Ep. 133 - Ten out of Ten French Girl Drawings

Can you be so drunk you can survive ice cold water?? Why is porn allowed on the news?? Is Cal too CALlous?? Is God a woman?? Was Rose a dish?? All those questions and Titanic conspiracy theories answered this week on Passive Aggression!

Mar 8, 2023 • 49:38

Ep. 132 - Ode to Richard Belzer

Ep. 132 - Ode to Richard Belzer

With the passing of SVU’s Richard Belzer, this week Kyle and Jess take a step back and reflect on their favorite Det. John Munch moments. They also take a trip down memory lane by replaying the most Munch heavy moment on Passive Aggression from Ep. 20 - Meloni & Munch Together Forever!

Feb 22, 2023 • 31:20

Ep. 131 - Rihanna’s Big Game Rihanna Concert

Ep. 131 - Rihanna’s Big Game Rihanna Concert

The day is Saturday, Feb 11 2023. Jess sits down in front of her birthday cake, forlorn with her daddy Taylor's latest abandonment. She'll blow out her candles with only one wish, "I wish my dad couldn't lie for 24hours." We cut to the next day and Taylor Swift makes a guest appearance at the Rihanna S*******l halftime show!

Feb 8, 2023 • 31:05

Ep. 130 - I Got a Thirst For Moisture

Ep. 130 - I Got a Thirst For Moisture

Princess Leia, not your everyday Disney princess but a bad ass for the ages! Whether we're space delivery drivers or humble wookies, it leaves us with a question not even the blissful ignorance of the Blip can remedy. What's a nerf?

Feb 1, 2023 • 36:20

Ep. 129 - Proximity T-Bird

Ep. 129 - Proximity T-Bird

You know the guy in the green shirt? The guy who distracts with his great dance moves? Well, like a sweet baby lion he stays close enough to the T-Birds in the hopes that one day he'll be patched in. And remember, wear your condoms and pay your parking tickets!

Jan 25, 2023 • 52:19

Ep. 128 - Fill It, Point It, and Squeeze

Ep. 128 - Fill It, Point It, and Squeeze

Let's paint you a scenario, you get to work, you put your briefcase on your desk. CLICK CLICK go the locks, you open it. Inside you have a banana, apple, TPS reports and your very own travel bidet! Dreams do come true!

Jan 18, 2023 • 35:20

Ep. 127 - The Tower of Lies Matt Built

Ep. 127 - The Tower of Lies Matt Built

We've stayed quiet on this topic for too long…. With a new year comes a new us…. We are finally willing to break our silence on the topic that was the Taylor Swift/Ticketmaster debacle of 2022!!!

Jan 11, 2023 • 55:06

Ep. 126 - Terrorist Got Stabler on the Line

Ep. 126 - Terrorist Got Stabler on the Line

Christmas Eve, 1988, Nakatomi plaza was seized by a radical group of German terrorists. The hostage's fate is sealed in the actions of one NYPD detective and Kyle's attempt to foil Jess, DIES HARD….

Dec 21, 2022 • 43:30

Ep. 125 - The Pocket of Holding

Ep. 125 - The Pocket of Holding

Here at Passive Aggression we're happy to announce the Kyle Cancellation Tour but you already knew that, as he just keeps digging! So don't be afraid to volunteer your finger for the bow, because this one has more euphemisms than any other, hooves down!

Dec 14, 2022 • 39:27

Ep. 124 - Grotto del Geek

Ep. 124 - Grotto del Geek

It's that time of year again where we clean the dust off of the VHS player and boot up the Disney Plus. As the old adage goes, two strikes and you're out. Now Jess will "All Too Well" 10min Taylor's version, Tim Curry for breaking Brenda Fricker's heart.

Dec 7, 2022 • 59:04

Ep. 123 - Get Off My Podcast

Ep. 123 - Get Off My Podcast

Everyone, it's okay to put your fears of Bill Nye behind you because science rules! That's called progress young lady. Those are things that happen on Passive Aggression this week, I don't know if they're educated. I do know this, we prove IMDb got it wrong and Air Force One has a lot of milk on it!

Nov 23, 2022 • 58:21

Ep. 122 - Sweet Secret

Ep. 122 - Sweet Secret

Bad news, Jess has to stay in her marriage. Good news, the podcast will stay relatively mouth noiseless. If it isn't obvious by now this week's episode is about Steve Rogers' new boo, Betty White's crocodile feeding proclivities, and Katie Sagal ruling the world with her army of computers.

Nov 16, 2022 • 36:20

Ep. 121 - Mice Eats Cheese & Cheese Don't Like It

Ep. 121 - Mice Eats Cheese & Cheese Don't Like It

This week on Passive Aggression we dive into some of the more difficult topics that we've ever covered. Including basic conversion rates, when was Keira Knightley Queen Amidala's decoy, and finally we weigh in on the controversy concerning the star of House of the Dragon, Emma D’Arcy's favorite cocktail!!!

Nov 9, 2022 • 51:02

Ep. 120 - Gein or Gygax

Ep. 120 - Gein or Gygax

Come one, come all and witness the chef's kiss of nerdary. This week a mystery is afoot. Is Kyle talking about a serial killer or a game creator. Hint: one zero zero zero is the mark of the beast….Roar the dragon roar!!!

Oct 26, 2022 • 55:29

Ep. 119 - Freaky Friday

Ep. 119 - Freaky Friday

This week on passive aggression: 10 year old Kyle (played by Jess Wassing) gets chased by a knight, dreaming Jess (played by Kyle Wassing) gets chased by a tornado and both of them share equal admiration for Chris Meloni's sweet buns.

Oct 19, 2022 • 31:51

Ep. 118 - Russian Dolls of Twisters

Ep. 118 - Russian Dolls of Twisters

NASA's Dart mission got us living a real life Armageddon, Alan Ruck's story continues, and all roads lead to Titanic…. If you haven't guessed it by now this week we 2021 a Look Back at Speed Twister!!!

Oct 5, 2022 • 51:38

Ep. 117 - The Rise and Fall of Bernard

Ep. 117 - The Rise and Fall of Bernard

WE'RE BAAAACK! Accompanied with an announcement of sorts. This week we play a passive aggressive game of Guess Who in order to suss out our greatest listener. Also we pay our respects to the Queen, even if in doing so we call her grandson an ugo.

Sep 28, 2022 • 57:36

Ep. 116 - Midwestern Rewind 34 - 35

Ep. 116 - Midwestern Rewind 34 - 35

No excuses just no new episode but please stick around Fauxyle and enjoy this best of episodes 34 and 35. One of which happens to be the very first 2021 a Look Back at Speed!!!

Sep 21, 2022 • 1:26:09

Ep. 115 - T Swift is Burning Down Da House

Ep. 115 - T Swift is Burning Down Da House

I think we prematurely shot our wad on the "Vying For Taylor's Affection" episode title. But when Jess ala Miss Cleo predicts Taylor Swift news, only two weeks after it's announced, you don't not talk about it. So join us this week as your tired hosts vy a little more for T Swift's affection!

Sep 7, 2022 • 37:55

Ep. 114 - Bad Case of Rock-a-Doodle Doo Flu

Ep. 114 - Bad Case of Rock-a-Doodle Doo Flu

This week we settle an age old question and admit we both love youthful, springy rock-e-doos. The twin so nice they named her twice was left scatting for time and we announce our move to becoming a West Coast look at wine, paella and Tina Fey topics. So come play Mary-Kate and Ashley with us!!

Aug 31, 2022 • 52:42

Ep. 113 - Sister Act 3: Bad Habits Die Hard

Ep. 113 - Sister Act 3: Bad Habits Die Hard

In a world where Mr. Noodle's other brother (Bruce Willis) imagines we're all living in a computer and Kathy Najimy trains ala Iron Man for her flight of the Roomba, there shall be no cheese 'til Brooklyn!

Aug 24, 2022 • 46:54

Ep. 112 - Midwestern Rewind 32 - 33

Ep. 112 - Midwestern Rewind 32 - 33

You may think these episodes are skippable but think again! Unpacking is exhausting so we're bringing you a Midwestern Rewind featuring the best of episodes 32 - Purple Dad and 33 - Let's Get This Voldy Moldy....

Aug 10, 2022 • 1:18:15

Ep. 111 - The Grim Reaper Was At Valleyfair

Ep. 111 - The Grim Reaper Was At Valleyfair

Can a waterslide fuse a bond greater than siblings?? Was 800lbs just a suggestion?? Did Kyle go cheeks out at Beaver Mt again or worse?? Find out the answer to all of these as we regale our harrowing journey through an amusement park!

Aug 3, 2022 • 52:34

Ep. 110 - A Tragic Crime Such As Murder

Ep. 110 - A Tragic Crime Such As Murder

To whom it may concern, what shares its name with a board game, will find a way and has a greater death toll than every single serial killer combined?? You guessed it, LIFE! Listen this week as we continue to discuss our new digs and what our plan of attack will be if we discover it's haunted.

Jul 27, 2022 • 50:38

Ep. 109 - Big Bold Gold TCB Sunglasses

Ep. 109 - Big Bold Gold TCB Sunglasses

We're back in a new and improved studio. Ok, so we just set up some mics and still haven't unpacked the studio yet. But when you put on some big bold gold TCB sunglasses and feel the need to talk Elvis, you make it work.

Jul 20, 2022 • 46:55

Ep. 108 - Farewell to the Studio Formerly Known as Harper Jo

Ep. 108 - Farewell to the Studio Formerly Known as Harper Jo

Whether it's doors blowing open, haunted boxes, peeing in the floor or putting lightbulbs where the sun don't shine, we're gonna miss the studio formerly known as Harper Jo and the house that surrounds it.

Jul 6, 2022 • 1:05:36

Ep. 107 - Thanksgiving at the Deetz's

Ep. 107 - Thanksgiving at the Deetz's

Breaking news, Tom Brokaw comes out of retirement for an exclusive interview with Jess. Asking the hard-hitting questions such as, how hard is it to keep the Beetlejuice or Betelgeuse count. Turns out the answer to that last one is, real hard!

Jun 29, 2022 • 54:09

Ep. 106 - Platinum Platform Shoes

Ep. 106 - Platinum Platform Shoes

Yacht Rock is like old marijuana, Zima is the alcoholic Sprite and it's Pride month! Join your mother and father of Passholes this week as they deep dive into WHAM! and congratulate Passive Aggression's resident lesbian on her trifecta!

Jun 15, 2022 • 47:10

Ep. 105 - Get The Little Kris Out of My Eye

Ep. 105 - Get The Little Kris Out of My Eye

🎶 BE PREPARED 🎶 to hear flap a lot. It's our triumphant return y'all and we're Walken right into it! On this episode we find out that Kyle looks exactly like James Marsden if James Marsden also looked like Seth Rogan. But even with that knowledge we're still left with questions like, if a Jess falls in wedges but no one is around to hear it does God still laugh??

Jun 8, 2022 • 1:00:30

Ep. 104 - Midwestern Rewind 30 - 31

Ep. 104 - Midwestern Rewind 30 - 31

Alright here's the thing, we said "try…. we'd try to get back in the studio." And we fudged up but we did put together another fan favorite Midwestern Rewind. This one is comprised of the best of the Christmas episode, Ep. 30 - Murder on the Polar Express and Ep. 31 - Here Comes Maple Man, enjoy!

Jun 1, 2022 • 1:21:54

Ep. 103 - Midwestern Rewind 28 - 29

Ep. 103 - Midwestern Rewind 28 - 29

You were warned this might happen and here it is, a Midwestern Rewind. For real though we appreciate y'all's understanding us being too busy to record. Wow, I can't even type coherent sentences. Hopefully back to the usual nonsense next week but for now enjoy the best of episodes 28 & 29 and remember, we love you!

May 25, 2022 • 1:16:45

Ep. 102 - Golden Retriever Boy & Sassy the Cat Girl

Ep. 102 - Golden Retriever Boy & Sassy the Cat Girl

Between Wanda straight up murking Vision, minion perverts and fuck one, marry one, kill one we put the taboo in taboo topics! Parents be warned, your brood gets into the nitty gritty this week on Passive Aggression.

May 11, 2022 • 53:28

Ep. 101 - This Is My Simpson's Fan Fiction

Ep. 101 - This Is My Simpson's Fan Fiction

Passive Aggression is proud to present Adelecatessen! So come in and get your Bread Sheeren, Motely Stew, Brietney Spears and Caesar Salad! And just maybe we'll get to Mr Burns and the everlasting search for youth. As long as you're not lame or rude.

May 4, 2022 • 51:23

Ep. 100 - The Foe-King Hour

Ep. 100 - The Foe-King Hour

Is that Meloni or Mulaney? Was Nick Lachey a character in New Girl? Who is "The Fan"? These questions, Spam sweat, finally some chemistry and a podcast take over this week on Passive Aggression!

Apr 27, 2022 • 1:01:46

Ep. 99 - See the World From Suzy's Eyes

Ep. 99 - See the World From Suzy's Eyes

What does Jess spy with her inquisitive eye?? A freshly rolled Selena joint and now we're high. So high we're asking ourselves, what do I do with my words? Oh I know, ANYTHING FOR SELENAS!!!

Apr 20, 2022 • 1:01:02

Ep. 98 - Hermary Granger's Beaded Bag of Holding

Ep. 98 - Hermary Granger's Beaded Bag of Holding

It's different on Twitter. For starters all it contains is Chris Meloni and his juicy juicy buns! We can't even FaceTime with Darth anymore. But just remember this, there are no toothbrushes in Azkaban….

Apr 13, 2022 • 58:48

Ep. 97 - Vying for Taylor's Affection

Ep. 97 - Vying for Taylor's Affection

Today is your day big pharma and we see right through your wool. Now that the big pharma kink conspiracy is out of the way, we're proud to announce Artificial Melancholy is the official midbest friend of Taylor Swift!

Apr 6, 2022 • 1:02:27

Ep. 96 - Fizzy Lifting Slug

Ep. 96 - Fizzy Lifting Slug

Do you wanna look like Ryan Reynolds, drink this. Whoops, now you look like the before pictures of the diet ads. From the makers of Fizzy Lifting Slug we present the Midwest Blake and Ryan! Let's just hope they don't rub their faces off otherwise they'll have to brush their tongues….

Mar 30, 2022 • 1:02:02

Ep. 95 - Ocean Terror on TikTok

Ep. 95 - Ocean Terror on TikTok

Whether it's the real story behind rainbows and the leprechauns that tend to them, mermaids, miracle whip tuna sandwiches or the Gossip Girl's drama one thing is for sure…. Joe Biden is behind it!

Mar 23, 2022 • 58:34

Ep. 94 - Midwestern Rewind 25 - 27

Ep. 94 - Midwestern Rewind 25 - 27

We're taking another week off but we hope you can enjoy this extra long episode. This Midwestern Rewind is the best of episodes 25 through 27!

Mar 16, 2022 • 1:24:41

Ep. 93 - The Departilton

Ep. 93 - The Departilton

You know that old saying, the milk eye came into play so there's only one America's ass?? Yeah, us neither. However we did discover that we're on to you Lin-Manuel Miranda and we know all about the new musical, Abandonment Issues: The King George Story!

Mar 9, 2022 • 55:00

Ep. 92 - Lobster Claws in the Air Like They Just Don't Care

Ep. 92 - Lobster Claws in the Air Like They Just Don't Care

What timeframe does an Aries born?? Who's to blame in My Best Friend's Wedding?? Hear Jess holler from the void as she's blown away by Kyle's vast knowledge of ancient Greek mythology, this week on Passive Aggression!

Mar 2, 2022 • 59:20

Ep. 91 - Thor and the Dinosaur

Ep. 91 - Thor and the Dinosaur

Look no further, this is the PSA everyone has been looking for: horses are dangerous and obsolete! We also discuss the God of Thunder taking on a T-Rex, which are we sure they aren't just chickens? Also we didn't stop until we were proud!

Feb 23, 2022 • 55:13

Ep. 90 - Midwestern Rewind 23 - 24

Ep. 90 - Midwestern Rewind 23 - 24

Well we did it again. We left you in the lurch with nothing but a "best of" episodes. Let's hope you enjoy listening back to our good bits from Ep. 23 - Ham?? & Ep. 24 - Day Bank, but don't fear we're back to normal (whatever that is) next week!

Feb 16, 2022 • 1:11:16

Ep. 89 -  Where Have All the Gungans Gone

Ep. 89 - Where Have All the Gungans Gone

The galaxy was our oyster on this episode, that's why we spent it bossing around the royals and picking on uncomfortable super villains! We also face our harsh critics head on but for whatever reason Jerry still ends up being the lead scientist on Krypton.

Feb 9, 2022 • 59:22

Ep. 88 - Peter the Poser Possum

Ep. 88 - Peter the Poser Possum

Unfortunately we uncover a pending lawsuit between our favorite brothers and the state of Pennsylvania. At least one thing is pretty straightforward once you know and that is if Taylor Swift sees her shadow, Punxsutawney Phyllis will get seven more years of life!!!

Feb 2, 2022 • 56:19

Ep. 87 - Cookie Tease

Ep. 87 - Cookie Tease

When they unearthed the 4000 year old board game they hadn't thought of witches. At least Kyle thought of everything when coming up with his plan to become fast friends with Conan O'Brien. I don't know what those things have to do with each other but they are for sure talked about on this week's episode!

Jan 26, 2022 • 1:00:34

Ep. 86 - Aunt May's New Nephew

Ep. 86 - Aunt May's New Nephew

Dream or nightmare? Aspiration or terror? That's for you to decide! However we have decided some things for you on this week's episode. First being JK Simmons is the older brother that punches the bully and second Aunt May dropped his hand!

Jan 19, 2022 • 1:03:43

Ep. 85 - D.U.M.B.

Ep. 85 - D.U.M.B.

Boy you DUMB! What, you don't know what that means? Well find out that and why everything that took place after the 90's was a mistake on this week's Passive Aggression!

Jan 12, 2022 • 53:59

Ep. 84 - My Hairy Style

Ep. 84 - My Hairy Style

2021 might have been a state of tears but at least in 2022 the show ain't getting better and frankly my dear we don't give a damn. If that wasn't an ancient enough sentence for you, for whatever reason we talk a lot about Dom DeLuise this week. Just to prove that we're back at our usual shenanigans!

Jan 5, 2022 • 56:28

Ep. 83 - Sharp Peas, Square Chocolate & a Rapping Assistant

Ep. 83 - Sharp Peas, Square Chocolate & a Rapping Assistant

Sweet brother Andy went down to chomp town, Ice is out there being and the big man don't pay! That sentence Shirley can mean only one thing…. Passive Aggression is back with more hot narbage, aka narwhal poop!

Dec 29, 2021 • 37:47

Ep. 82 - Midwestern Rewind 20 - 22

Ep. 82 - Midwestern Rewind 20 - 22

We're going to take another week off to hold our family tight over the holidays. We did put together a best of episodes 20 through 22, which happens to be our 2020 Halloween eps. So perfect listening at Christmas right?? Anyway please enjoy this Rewind, the holiday season and remember we love you!

Dec 22, 2021 • 1:08:08

Ep. 81 - Midwestern Rewind 17 - 19

Ep. 81 - Midwestern Rewind 17 - 19

Hey gang we're talking a couple of weeks off while we grieve a devastating loss in our family. This Midwestern Rewind contains the best of episodes 17 through 19, so please enjoy and we'll be back in the new year!

Dec 15, 2021 • 1:09:46

Ep. 80 - Innocent in the Court of Miley

Ep. 80 - Innocent in the Court of Miley

If there were anyone who is qualified to speak on behalf of Wakanda it's not Passive Aggression. Especially because we'd probably say something embarrassing like "I wanna wear Spider-Man like an Edger suit!" Whoops….

Dec 8, 2021 • 53:35

Ep. 79 - Chime Travelers of the Pocket Universe

Ep. 79 - Chime Travelers of the Pocket Universe

I am Mosquit-X, look at my proboscis! That sentence made me sound like Lex Looser…. he gets around! Should we put this episode description in our pocket?? Probably so, welp there's always next time!

Dec 1, 2021 • 51:35

Ep. 78 - Puddle Jesus

Ep. 78 - Puddle Jesus

When you gotta a little rumbly in your tumbly crack open a can of spam! Does that ring Adele? Either way this week on Passive Aggression Foedele serenades our new found love!

Nov 24, 2021 • 1:00:01

Ep. 77 - Heralding Harry's Historical Homogeneous

Ep. 77 - Heralding Harry's Historical Homogeneous

On Kyle's weekly calls with Kirsten we finally get to the bottom of Ariana Dumbledore and the true story of what happened. Also Peter Pettigrew's pervy proclivities are publicized and Kyle is not a fighty boy, he just plays one on DnD!

Nov 17, 2021 • 1:03:26

Ep. 76 - Universe Are You Listening It's Me Jess

Ep. 76 - Universe Are You Listening It's Me Jess

As we all know Doc Warner always gets the big reveal! In this case it's Kyle and Jess finally paying off those taboo topics they've promised from day one. After this episode it will be clear one thing's for sure, they don't know Ted from Adam!

Nov 10, 2021 • 56:11

Ep. 75 - My Butt-loni Has a First Name

Ep. 75 - My Butt-loni Has a First Name

Benson vs Dunham: the battle of the Olivias, the life and lies of Christopher Plummer and sponsoring America's favorite podcast wizard Justin McElroy in a real life Hunger Games! That and more on the newest 2021 a Look Back At Speed edition of Passive Aggression!

Nov 3, 2021 • 57:59

Ep. 74 - Harvest Moon Henry's Amazing Maize Maze

Ep. 74 - Harvest Moon Henry's Amazing Maize Maze

What's hiding in the dark?? Who knows but when it inevitably comes for you, try hotdogs…. It works for horses! Also watch out for the Sphinx at the end of Harvest Moon Henry's Amazing Maize Maze!

Oct 27, 2021 • 53:34

Ep. 73 - The Mother Forkers of 2010

Ep. 73 - The Mother Forkers of 2010

This week on Passive Aggression 360 we're ask the question on everyone's mind. Does Anderson Cooper wear comfies when he's at home with Cooper Cooper?? Also Rivers are fun but lakes get it done. Oh no, I almost put together a coherent episode description for once. Maybe next week!

Oct 20, 2021 • 54:37

Ep. 72 - Formidable Brain Children

Ep. 72 - Formidable Brain Children

We've done it. We cracked the code! 90's PSAs are the direct cause of Millennial's anxiety. After this one you'll wish our gusher holes were full with little dribblets of goosh! Oh and have you thought of "The Game" lately?

Oct 13, 2021 • 55:30

Ep. 71 - The Tristorical Society

Ep. 71 - The Tristorical Society

Come on in, kick off your shoes and show your nasty ganglies. We're going to force Luke Skywalker to Mrs Doubtfire this dinner party! The holiest damn cracker I ever had is on the menu, so for the love of Thanos will someone wash Voldemort's feet?

Oct 6, 2021 • 52:52

Ep. 70 - The Virgin Flight of Con Air

Ep. 70 - The Virgin Flight of Con Air

Coming from the son of a bus driver that is admittedly ugly all day, we should've put the bunny back in the box. At least we're about to get out of prison, we're about to meet our daddy and we're about to release this episode all on July FOURTEENTH….Whoops!

Sep 29, 2021 • 52:17

Ep. 69 - Dirty Gutter Boy & The TV Crier

Ep. 69 - Dirty Gutter Boy & The TV Crier

Hear ye, hear ye, I took the zebra right up from under her feetsies! On this episode of Passive Aggression we're proud to introduce Frederick Gillepski and Hans Gruber. Now they must fight to the death. Who will win? Find out on our 69th episode! Haha 69, get it?

Sep 22, 2021 • 52:46

Ep. 68 - The Pinch Heard Round the World

Ep. 68 - The Pinch Heard Round the World

If you were to get into a pinch, who would you call? We're in-between Justin Evans and the whole gang from Ghostbusters! That and more from the local jokel from your friendly yokel….oh and know your angles people!

Sep 15, 2021 • 57:56

Ep. 67 - Midwestern Rewind 14 - 16

Ep. 67 - Midwestern Rewind 14 - 16

We decided to take the week off to enjoy a long Labor Day weekend, so we’ve put together another Midwestern Rewind! Enjoy the best of episodes 14 through 16 and we'll be back next week with more buffoonery!

Sep 8, 2021 • 1:04:35

Ep. 66 - Captain Mariska & the Melonnials

Ep. 66 - Captain Mariska & the Melonnials

If you enjoy having James Earl Jones sing to you about 90's fashion, then you'll love to know dark wings deliver dark words but do you know who Harry Potter is? Reading that would you believe if I told you that we talked about time travel this week? Yeah…. me neither!

Sep 1, 2021 • 53:49

Ep. 65 - Bad Furious Fast Boyz

Ep. 65 - Bad Furious Fast Boyz

In a world where everything happened just 2 years ago, Covid lead to I Am Legend, Katey Segal starred as The House and Zune ruled over iPod. If only our DeLorean could Tokyo Drift then we'd get Dolly Parton and Elvira together at last!

Aug 25, 2021 • 55:38

Ep. 64 - Fight Club 2: Electric Boogaloo

Ep. 64 - Fight Club 2: Electric Boogaloo

The reason all of you listen to this podcast has finally become apparent…. The free Britney breaking news comes seeping out of the Passhole! We also play phone games on the air and mention The Avengers, Disney Princesses and Star Wars! Enjoy, I guess….

Aug 18, 2021 • 59:21

Ep. 63 - Ursula and the Sea Cartel

Ep. 63 - Ursula and the Sea Cartel

On this episode of Passive Aggression we discuss submarine physics, the truth about camel's humps, having more Josh Duhamels than anyone knows what to do with, Fergie's horcruxes and somehow SVU comes up…. Oh well!

Aug 11, 2021 • 57:54

Ep. 62 - The Escape to Rainbow World

Ep. 62 - The Escape to Rainbow World

We're stuck in a simulation of a simulation, playing a simulation. At least within one of those simulations we find out the truth about rainbows…. Goat farts!

Aug 4, 2021 • 55:21

Ep. 61 - The Mouth & The Arm

Ep. 61 - The Mouth & The Arm

Well it's that time of every 4 years…. it's the 2020 Olympics watch y'all! And the answer to the question everyone is asking, you gotta worship the moon gods if you're going to surf. Whoops looks like we're drunk on Thai Pie…. Oh well, enjoy this episode of Passive Aggression anyway!

Jul 28, 2021 • 59:16

Ep. 60 - Duke Sunharvester the Kyle Wrangler

Ep. 60 - Duke Sunharvester the Kyle Wrangler

Once upon a time, there was a farm and on that farm the sun is totally a Kyle. On Passive Aggression this week we couldn't quite answer the hard hitting question of, what came first the beetle or the Rita but we are offering a new service! Google Your Fears with Kyle and Jess, now only $19.99 a week!

Jul 21, 2021 • 55:45

Ep. 59 - Now I'm in Love With Cheddarwurst the Cherub

Ep. 59 - Now I'm in Love With Cheddarwurst the Cherub

Awonkawho?? Awonkado!!! We might have officially lost it in this round of "rapid" fire questions. Chris Meloni, call us if you wanna get ice cream some time!

Jul 14, 2021 • 59:27

Ep. 58 - George Washington Discovers Bones!

Ep. 58 - George Washington Discovers Bones!

You're right, you're right we hate Brit’s father. We need Barack to pull some strings with Joe to free Britney! We also talk about bugs, dinosaurs, dino nuggets, elephants, the royals and for whatever reason Blue's Clues. We completely T-Rex this week on Passive Aggression!

Jul 7, 2021 • 52:10

Ep. 57 - Midwestern Rewind 11 - 13

Ep. 57 - Midwestern Rewind 11 - 13

Vacation is all we ever wanted, so we're taking one! Enjoy Midwestern Rewind part 3 ya'll!!!

Jun 30, 2021 • 1:01:53

Ep. 56 - Cpt. Walter J. Hookman

Ep. 56 - Cpt. Walter J. Hookman

We're heavy on the Aggression, with no need for the Passive this week. We finally earn our show name as we take on movie critics and their lugubrious opinions about Steven Spielberg's Hook!

Jun 23, 2021 • 58:08

Ep. 55 - King Triton 1 : Mike Lobstahman None

Ep. 55 - King Triton 1 : Mike Lobstahman None

Josiah witnessed in horror as his friend was viciously attacked by King Triton's henchwhale. Lucky the whale changed its mind before going old testament on poor Mike Lobstahmen. If you take away any knowledge from our whale tales today it should be this, crabs don't sing!

Jun 16, 2021 • 56:52

Ep. 54 - Baby Leo Became Titanic

Ep. 54 - Baby Leo Became Titanic

It feels like it's been 525,600 minutes since we last did it but it's the second installment of 2021 a Look Back at Speed: Gangs of New York edition! So join us on our Happy Birthday march as we ask the hard hitting question, what are we still doing here?!

Jun 9, 2021 • 1:00:58

Ep. 53 - Midwestern Rewind 6 - 10

Ep. 53 - Midwestern Rewind 6 - 10

Because of Memorial Day weekend, we put together another Midwestern Rewind! Enjoy the best of episodes 6 through 10 and we'll be back next week with more silliness!

Jun 2, 2021 • 50:35

Ep. 52 - Master Of Dandelions

Ep. 52 - Master Of Dandelions

We have more dandelion talk than grass seed is possible. Other than that sentence making zero sense we also get into 90's public access TV and other superstitions. Welp, I did it again with crazy sentences! Just listen as we rename children's favorite fluffy weeds this week on Passive Aggression!

May 26, 2021 • 53:33

Ep. 51 - Old Fish & Ice Jacks

Ep. 51 - Old Fish & Ice Jacks

We here at Passive Aggression had an "apple falling on the head moment" and decided to deep dive into our shower thoughts. But the only thing we managed to uncover was the truth about Cedric Diggory's resentment towards Harry Potter!

May 19, 2021 • 1:01:50

Ep. 50 - Circus Eyes

Ep. 50 - Circus Eyes

We have our hobo sacks packed and a prepared act. No matter how many Spaghetti O's get spilled we cannot deny, we got those circus eyes! This week on Passive Aggression we try and fail to create our own special commune but find the circus to be much more appealing!

May 12, 2021 • 55:26

Ep. 49 - Kate Winslet Wings

Ep. 49 - Kate Winslet Wings

We devised the perfect plan to alienate donut lovers, DC comics, The Matrix fans and nasty ketchup consumers all in one podcast episode! But we still couldn't answer the question on Mariska and Kyle's mind…. who am sasquatch??

May 5, 2021 • 1:04:54

Ep. 48 - Cacophony of Ticks

Ep. 48 - Cacophony of Ticks

The perfect date would have to be catching a Corey Taylor Swift concert before Prince purifies your body in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. He would then let you air dry on the back of his motorcycle, on the way back to Paisley Park. The evening would then conclude with ping pong and Prince cakes. That date is almost better than April 25th!

Apr 28, 2021 • 56:27

Ep. 47 - Battle of the Bonds

Ep. 47 - Battle of the Bonds

This week our names have been put into the Goblet of Fire but no matter how Dumbledore asks us we didn't do it! Why always the toad of surprise that we're once again talking about Harry Potter on Passive Aggression?!

Apr 21, 2021 • 1:01:07

Ep. 46 - Button Trope: The Dark Side of Miss Frizzle

Ep. 46 - Button Trope: The Dark Side of Miss Frizzle

A bus expanding in poor Burt's small intestines, a cover up and a big button that isn't to be pushed….until it was! All this and more narrated by the dulcet tones of Morgan Freeman, streaming this summer on….nextficks! If that sounds like your thing you might be our doppelbrainer, so join us while we put on our doctor hats and talk Myspace this week on Passive Aggression!

Apr 14, 2021 • 55:18

Ep. 45 - Ned The Dead Navy Man

Ep. 45 - Ned The Dead Navy Man

Dicky Stabler tried to pull a fast one and wore a beard, Dan Connor is hitting on Gemma Teller, Ted Bundy sends the Pritchetts into witness protection but at least Gibbs got that Dolly dose! All that and other nonsense this week as we celebrate Chris Meloni's return to SVU!

Apr 7, 2021 • 56:09

Ep.44 - Magical Dick Wolf Universe

Ep.44 - Magical Dick Wolf Universe

Carlton tried his best to report the breaking news regarding Zebragate 2021, but Barbara ruined his news anchor bit. This week on Passive Aggression we learn that when you mess with Dick Wolf he bites, leaving us no choice but to send this one back!

Mar 31, 2021 • 59:58

Ep. 43 -  Elephant Atonement

Ep. 43 - Elephant Atonement

Confessions were made, shock was experienced, elephant crimes were committed but most of all teachers are buck wild! This week on Passive Aggression we're pretty sure we've got a duplicate question and we are for sure going to need a bigger door!

Mar 24, 2021 • 1:02:22

Ep. 42 - Invasion Of The Bleepblorp

Ep. 42 - Invasion Of The Bleepblorp

If Kyle had more supportive friends when he caught the invention bug he'd be moving on up to that space apartment in the sky! Instead he has a podcast where he talks about million dollar ideas, new amusement parks on the moon and for some reason the Backstreet Boys. That is of course until his wife reveals her true identity….

Mar 17, 2021 • 56:38

Ep. 41 - Midwestern Rewind Intro - 5

Ep. 41 - Midwestern Rewind Intro - 5

Unfortunately last Wednesday we said goodbye to our dog, Harper. We are both heart broken and couldn't find the funny this week. Our intent isn't to bum everyone out but to entertain so we put together a best of from Intro Passive Aggression through Ep. 5. Hope you enjoy this look back and we're hoping to be back to the usual next week!

Mar 10, 2021 • 52:07

Ep. 40 - Who Shot Mr. Barns?

Ep. 40 - Who Shot Mr. Barns?

The biggest conspiracy theory is whether or not our Harry Potter spoiler whoopsie was on purpose…. We'll never tell! One thing is for sure this episode dabbles with the taboo we've always promised and our dark humor is front and center. So be warned because we touch on serial killers, assassinations and nazis hiding in the Denver airport this week on Passive Aggression!

Mar 3, 2021 • 58:55

Ep. 39 - Garden On The Move: You Reap What We Sow

Ep. 39 - Garden On The Move: You Reap What We Sow

Breaking news: the zombie apocalypse has broken out, to nobody's shock in Florida. Problem is Captain Barbados is stranded in the Dominican Republic and we want to be players but our box truck ain't fly, we need to find Xzibit and hit him up, so he can pimp our ride! Kyle and Jess create the greatest zombie killing vehicle there ever was, this week on Passive Aggression.

Feb 24, 2021 • 1:00:12

Ep. 38 - The Adventures of Werenix Phoewolf & Mothpire Vam-man

Ep. 38 - The Adventures of Werenix Phoewolf & Mothpire Vam-man

In a world where a werewolf trapped in a phoenix's body can court a mothman living in a vampire's husk you'll find Kyle and Jess in the market for more mythical pets! This week modern fairy tales, cancelled Princes and genie wishes on Passive Aggression!

Feb 17, 2021 • 58:09

Ep. 37 - Cutthroat Kim

Ep. 37 - Cutthroat Kim

Dick Wolf is on blast for the second week in a row and Kyle still hasn't received the Easter dress he always wanted! Speaking of British kids, they don't wear knickers until they are a proper age. Also run away from the demons until you're in the safety zone…. everyone knows that! All that (whatever that is) and more this week on Passive Aggression!

Feb 10, 2021 • 1:03:14

Ep. 36 - Choose Your Own Adventure Dad

Ep. 36 - Choose Your Own Adventure Dad

Olivia Benson and Whoopi Goldberg can't be distracted by two shirtless hunks during their pottery class but that's more than Kyle can say! Hope y'all watch Law & Order SVU as much as Jess because the adventure we'd like to go on is Mariska Hargitay's flatulence!

Feb 3, 2021 • 59:01

Ep. 35 - Queen Sandy B Wildcat Of Our Lives

Ep. 35 - Queen Sandy B Wildcat Of Our Lives

The questions are hot button, they're dated & yet they've been on everyone's mind…. Does Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off ever get his life together? Does he follow in his father's footsteps, finally becoming a litigator after receiving his BA & AA? How many movies can Kyle & Jess string along in their ramblings? This week on Passive Aggression the first ever edition of 2021….a look back at Speed!

Jan 27, 2021 • 57:30

Ep. 34 - Kyle's Staying Fauxyle

Ep. 34 - Kyle's Staying Fauxyle

When you shrink into a Kevin with the knowledge you could've been in Dave, it can leave you with nothing left to do but a classic Kevin and Dave mess around! Thankfully we're not stuck in our little yellow tic tac friend's bodies because when the toddlers inevitably attack, we're going to need to stock up on HP baby!

Jan 20, 2021 • 50:24

Ep. 33 - Let's Get This Voldy Moldy

Ep. 33 - Let's Get This Voldy Moldy

We live in a killing curse free zone even if one of us is a Death Eater and the other an Order of the Phoenix member. But we're really put to the test when the age old Twizzler vs Red Vine argument surfaces once again. The house elves better get our Dunkies order right or they're gonna get it wrong, this week on Passive Aggression!

Jan 13, 2021 • 54:04

Ep. 32 - Purple Dad

Ep. 32 - Purple Dad

We're gonna need a bigger tub because we are not the Outback look at hot button, taboo and dated topics. This week on Passive Aggression we reflect on 2020, as if one wanted to remember such a year. Help us party like it's 1999 with our Purple Dad on this New Years celebration!

Jan 6, 2021 • 1:01:41

Ep. 31 - Here Comes Maple Man

Ep. 31 - Here Comes Maple Man

Traffic out there is crazy folks a backup of giraffes has begun to bottleneck at the 35E underpass. Hopefully y'all know how to fly to avoid this mess. Stay tuned though we just got breaking news…. Jess is into TSwift. This week on Passive Aggression whether or not you'd rather hear fake news reports or have spaghetti hair, just remember one thing. Don't kiss sleeping people!

Dec 30, 2020 • 1:06:36

Ep. 30 - Murder On The Polar Express

Ep. 30 - Murder On The Polar Express

No amount of 90's sitcom mouth noises will throw us from the Tim Allen scent. We're on to you and the heinous acts you've committed against poor Wilson…. this is our Christmas episode!

Dec 23, 2020 • 1:00:44

Ep. 29 - Gilbert Girls

Ep. 29 - Gilbert Girls

2020 may have been brought to us by Joffrey Baratheon but there is light at the end of the catacomb. The newest season of Gilbert Girls is going to drop this holiday season. Join your favorite mall rats on their mall excursion and swimming in the sea of Cattrall but please no diving!

Dec 16, 2020 • 58:07

Ep. 28 - Doc Warner In The Corner

Ep. 28 - Doc Warner In The Corner

In a post-apocalyptic world one lucky highschool will win the lottery but the prize is one night of battle royale. The crimes committed at Prom Fight could only be solved by the best of detectives. Or in this case an incorporeal ghost pathologist named Doc Warner!

Dec 9, 2020 • 57:41

Ep. 27 - Dr. Jess Healing Mage

Ep. 27 - Dr. Jess Healing Mage

From the ashes of confusing Dr Quinn Medicine Woman & Xena Warrior Princess a new superhero emerges! Or maybe she's a super villain in hiding, as her first order of business was taking on "famed" super duo Ass-man & Butt-boy. Dr. Jess Healing Mage tries to run & kick & jump & fart beloved Butt-boy into revealing his true identity this week on Passive Aggression!

Dec 2, 2020 • 57:07

Ep. 26 - We Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night

Ep. 26 - We Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night

What do Bill Pullman, Kanye West and Turkey dinner have in common?? We don't know either but we manage to cover all three this week on Passive Aggression!

Nov 25, 2020 • 49:07

Ep. 25 - Ta-Dyers

Ep. 25 - Ta-Dyers

Throw on your best tie-dye shirt, some JNCOs and jump in the DeLorean with us because we're discussing time travel this week on Passive Aggression!

Nov 18, 2020 • 1:00:20

Ep. 24 - Day Bank

Ep. 24 - Day Bank

Once upon a time Kyle was a big Kyle. The Tim's of the world sipped their code red watching as no Monster or dry wall would be safe. But after a short gestation period Kyle emerged to be a woke Carlos. Besides whatever that just was, this week your hosts try to tac on some extra days and wrap their heads around teleportation in the Harry Potter universe!

Nov 11, 2020 • 57:50

Ep. 23 - Ham??

Ep. 23 - Ham??

Hard hitting hoagie heart-to-hearts, the revenge of Donna, parent's patronage to SeaWorld and everyone's favorite twin actors make for the topics of conversation! Join us this week on Passive Aggression as we navigate our cold cut dilemma….

Nov 4, 2020 • 50:33

Ep. 22 - Ergot's Bread: A Witchy Way to Start Your Day

Ep. 22 - Ergot's Bread: A Witchy Way to Start Your Day

We know what we know when it comes to the lack of witches in Germany! This week for the last Halloween episode of 2020 we deep dive into witches. So come dance with us in the streets of France!

Oct 28, 2020 • 54:24

Ep. 21 - Anoka: Burning Evil ‘Tutes Since 1920

Ep. 21 - Anoka: Burning Evil ‘Tutes Since 1920

Another installment of K-Dub the 6 year old pimp, unfortunately it ends with all his ‘tutes being put to the stake in Minnesota's very own Salam witch trials. Jess professes her love for another Chris, now Meloni is just not that into her. Oh and there's some costume talk as well, because it's the third addition to the Halloween extravaganza!

Oct 21, 2020 • 45:05

Ep. 20 - Meloni & Munch Together Forever

Ep. 20 - Meloni & Munch Together Forever

Are we even real or are we just the projection of some misunderstood boy? Richard Belzer wove a tapestry so rich it left Jess and Kyle with their own existential crisis. Your favorite hags continue the Halloween talk as they cover all the masked murdered and villainous slow walkers Hollywood could think up!

Oct 14, 2020 • 54:29

Ep. 19 - Zombie Playbook

Ep. 19 - Zombie Playbook

Multiple long nights of research have been spent reading Max Brooks material but we're happy to announce the new zombie apocalypse survival manual. Look for the Zombie Playbook in local stores or better yet take the risk that these two chuckle heads don't scare the bajeebers out of you as they spit spooky nonsense about various nightmare creatures on this week's episode of Passive Aggression!

Oct 7, 2020 • 56:30

Ep. 18 - Signs 2: Human's Revenge

Ep. 18 - Signs 2: Human's Revenge

Taking on a fictional game proves tough for your Passive Aggressive hosts. This week Kyle reminisces about their time spent together in the Hunger Games while Jess almost gets gassed out of the studio. We also break down our preparation in order to play Jumanji, go up against a zombie horde and once and for all defeat the invasion of aliens.

Sep 30, 2020 • 44:43

Ep. 17 - Water Off A Goose's A$$

Ep. 17 - Water Off A Goose's A$$

It's an anniversary special y'all! Join us as we recall fun times and stories from that fateful day six years ago. You may even pick up some unsolicited advise from two schlubs who are still learning day to day about this thing called mawwiage!

Sep 23, 2020 • 1:00:53

Ep. 16 - Jurassic Park Bucks

Ep. 16 - Jurassic Park Bucks

We finally discovered our in with Meloni and Hargitay! And all we need is Jurassic Park to be real. By now it probably comes to no shock that this week we discuss the famed dino park and SVU....again!

Sep 16, 2020 • 45:48

Ep. 15 - Quardom

Ep. 15 - Quardom

Join us in Aunt Jess' corner where we talk about nark dogs, reality shows and mending socks. We're drunk on Jersey Shore and don't know what to do, come save us!

Sep 9, 2020 • 54:59

Ep. 14 - Kraft Singles Ninja Star

Ep. 14 - Kraft Singles Ninja Star

We didn't start the fire....just Kyle did! Kyle dreams of new found riches but Jess only wigs herself out. We're talking dreams while on vacation in Duluth!  So sit back, relax and excuse Kyle's "sexy" voice.

Sep 2, 2020 • 56:14

Ep. 13 - Mainlining SVU

Ep. 13 - Mainlining SVU

Yes we could be, yes we would be, of course we'll be Tom Hanks II Electric Boogaloo's neighbor. Thank the Lort Meloni is coming back, it may be the only thing keeping Jess on the 3rd rock. Obsessions, stress relievers, and annoyances make the topic of conversation this week on Passive Aggression!

Aug 26, 2020 • 55:23

Ep. 12 - KDub the 6 Year Old Pimp

Ep. 12 - KDub the 6 Year Old Pimp

It's hard out here for a pimp.... especially one with a History of Rock n Roll degree. Join us in the cul de sac as we discuss key life learning moments!

Aug 19, 2020 • 58:04

Ep. 11 - Tobacco Soup

Ep. 11 - Tobacco Soup

Everyone has bad habits, right? Passing gas in front of the former FLOTUS is hopefully not going to be one of ours. This week Michael Caine helps us shed light on Charlie Bucket's useless grandpa, Willy Wonka's hidden agenda and the many odd habits we wish we could kick!

Aug 12, 2020 • 59:19

Ep. 10 - Boo Womp Womp

Ep. 10 - Boo Womp Womp

Music is in the air at the Passive Aggression house! Between the boo womp womps and chicka chickaaaing we cry over songs that gets us amped, listen to voice messages of John Lennon's triumphant return, discover Chrissy Teigen's husband, and get back to the bear necessities!

Aug 5, 2020 • 50:02

Ep. 9 - Jethro Was Here

Ep. 9 - Jethro Was Here

Vacation is all we ever wanted! As long as it's on the road and not a boat. Help us eat up some miles as we share some of our favorite vacation memories!

Jul 29, 2020 • 50:33

Ep. 8 - Lorpheus and the Green Pill

Ep. 8 - Lorpheus and the Green Pill

It's a squatch, it's a robot, no it's an alien! This week alien Jess makes her debut and breaks down cryptozoology with Kyle.

Jul 22, 2020 • 58:01

Ep. 7 - Sorry Liz.... Sandy Bullock is the Queen

Ep. 7 - Sorry Liz.... Sandy Bullock is the Queen

Hot buttons pushed, 90's cheese, celebs done dirty, gushing over Chris Meloni and a deep dive into British monarchs! We talk silver screen hotties on this episode of Passive Aggression!

Jul 15, 2020 • 1:06:29

Ep. 6 - Just King George It

Ep. 6 - Just King George It

Grab your popcorn and please silence your cellphones.... unless that's how you listen to us, then that would be enough. Inspired by the new release of Hamilton, we didn't want to throw away our shot to talk theater but we're sure to look around because Jurassic Park gets scary earlier than some remember. You'll be back!

Jul 8, 2020 • 52:08

Ep. 5 - Four, A Foursome, Four Matches?

Ep. 5 - Four, A Foursome, Four Matches?

We like sports and we don't care who knows.... Assuming sports means neighborhood night time games, yard games, board games, and Dungeons and Dragons! Let us serenade you into a state of nerdom, breaking down our favorite games.

Jun 24, 2020 • 1:03:16

Ep. 4 - Kyle & Jess est. 2020

Ep. 4 - Kyle & Jess est. 2020

It's a birthday extravaganza y'all! We're covering the kids of Missouri, birthday brats, Winter dads vs Summer dads and a booty of gift card. Join us this week as we blow out the candles on another episode of Passive Aggression!

Jun 10, 2020 • 49:40

Ep. 3 - Slop on Top

Ep. 3 - Slop on Top

Food for thought or thoughts for food? Don't heat up those leftovers because we have the Hotdish on open face sandwiches!

May 27, 2020 • 54:08

Ep. 2 - Cheeks Out At Beaver Mt.

Ep. 2 - Cheeks Out At Beaver Mt.

Smokey locks, alien talks, Meloni and Hooch, a missing flute, and a shredded swimsuit! This week on Passive Aggression we dive into the idiocracy of our childhood!

May 13, 2020 • 50:27

Ep. 1 - Teacup Zoo

Ep. 1 - Teacup Zoo

Come one, come all! Feast your eyes on a zoo full of abnormally small creatures. Join us this week as we discuss our trust issues, go on long walks through Sin City, reveal our inner book worms and open the doors to our very own Teacup Zoo!

Apr 29, 2020 • 51:23

Intro Passive Aggression: Candy is Dandy

Intro Passive Aggression: Candy is Dandy

Join Jess and Kyle on a Midwestern look at hot button, taboo and dated topics! Today on the podcast we discuss "rapid fire" topics and getting to know us questions....

Apr 13, 2020 • 34:54

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