The Wizard Scroll
Chris RR Bauso
THE WIZARD SCROLL is a sword & sorcery sci-fi narrative the likes of which will make yo' momma say 'Dang son/daughter/offspring, where'd you find this?' Tales of high fantasy, of trials and triumph, of quests both epic and mundane, as well as the occasional musical number. The realm of Yyrgsland is filled to the brim with all manner of folk, and boy let me tell you, the escapades that these crazy characters get themselves into would perhaps have made even the late and great Tolkien himself snicker in delight.
WH44: Muscles & Limp Bizkit
Acclaimed author WareWolfBarmitzvah returns to the booth for tales of Muscles & Limp Bizkit! Join us as we regale one-another with our respective magnum opus-es complete with deep, complex characters, altruistic protagonists, & prompts that are not at all shoehorned in.*Originally published 11/26/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Cave Dungeon, CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DA
Mar 1, • 52:06
WH43: Halloween Spooktacular 2: The Spookening
On this most hallowed of eves, I am joined in the spooky woods by my friends Ace, Jon & Umbriel as we ride out the night by the fire...*Originally published 10/31/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Dating Tense!, Dating Start! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen- Bishara Haroni ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanit
Feb 25, • 49:14
WH42: Live from Denny's
Squid Ludwig & I convene at the local Denny's establishment to partake in witty banter and subpar food, all while being utter nusiancess to every other patron at the place...*Originally published 10/29/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Check out The Unlocked Door and/or Dad Lit!Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CURSEBREAKER X Theme, SHOP (New Inventory!), Shadowed Cavern, SHADOW DANCER, Dire Dire Docks (fro
Feb 22, • 1:00:18
WH41: Jess McCoy
Fellow audio drama creator / voice actor Jess McCoy joins me in the booth for a nice chat about our Audacity overlords, Invader Zim, Snu Snu & her upcoming project Clone Array!*Originally published 10/15/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OSTClips used: We're the Parsexxx Baby! | Omega Star 7 ; Fnaf 1 Night 1 Call ; Dark Harvest | Inva
Feb 18, • 56:07
WH40: Gavin Reiser
My good gooblin Gavin Reiser returns from his extended hibernation and joins me in the booth for a spot of reminiscing...*Originally published 10/1/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter, s t e a m w o r k s, Coral Chamber, CLOUD GENERATOR, Alchemist's Corridor & Another Way In (SEWERS)- Equip ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Pizza Del
Feb 15, • 1:06:40
WH39: Alain Seguin
Professional animator Alain Seguin joins me in the booth for a nice discussion about projects he's worked on and the animation industry as a whole.*Originally published 9/17/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OSTClips used: Bob's Burgers uncensored outtakes ; Conan the Cimmerian - Fan Tribute by Alain Seguin ; The Simpsons - Oh I've Wa
Feb 11, • 59:03
WH38: M Jeffery Howard
M Jeffery Howard joins me this week on Wizard Hang and shares his life story. And let me tell you this man has truly done it all.*Originally published 9/3/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 8, • 1:22:51
WH37: Comets & Temples
Pulitzer nominated writers Ace D Wizard & Strawberry Porg join me in the booth as we regale one another with tales of Comets & Temples.*Originally published 8/20/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors COLLAPSE, CEMETERY MOONGLOW & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Rusted- Phineas and Ferb OST ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone
Feb 4, • 1:33:06
WH36: Matt (from A Pint of Cthulhu)
Matt (mastermind behind A Pint of Cthulhu) joins me in the booth from across the pond to discuss various internet videos, the creative process & other things as well.*Originally published 8/6/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 1, • 1:15:01
WH35: Dragons & $19 Fortnite Card
Hail, squires! Allow me, Jon & Hersheez the not so Wize to regale you all with another round of stories! This time our prompts were Dragons & 19 Dollar Fortnite Card. Don't ask how that became a prompt (it was me teehee)*Originally published 6/23/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors, CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Chug Jug with You- Levi
Jan 28, • 1:33:38
WH34: Talk Shows & :theboy:
I have journeyed about 3 towns over to record at my friend SquidLudwig's house, as we (& WareWolfBarmitzvah!) regale you with tales of Talk Shows and :theboy:!*Originally published 6/9/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Hip Shop & Metal Crusher- Toby Fox ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon
Jan 25, • 2:06:38
WH33: Quagmires & Ants/Aunts
The Story Squires writing club is back for another round of tales! Featuring Ace D Wizard & WareWolfBarmitsvah (aka Wolfjob)!*Originally published 6/25/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRINGER OBTAINED- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 21, • 1:07:25
WH32: Qracle
Tune into my sabbatical with the one and only Qracle as we discuss our various creative works...*Originally published 6/11/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Azataz IS Your Wizard & Night Egg- Qracle ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 18, • 1:01:35
WH31: Drew Frohmann
Acclaimed New Jersey Webfest winner Drew Frohmann joins me in the booth to compare and contrast production styles...*Originally published 5/28/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Check out Sorry About the Murder!Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME & New GAIA (2018)- Equip ; Kahoot Lobby Music ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 14, • 58:31
WH30: Pelle Frid
Up & coming Swedish podcaster Pelle Frid enters the booth to have a chat about George Lopez among other things. Then we table read a script I had written about Dice & Latrines...*Originally published 5/14/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRINGER OBTAINED- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me
Jan 11, • 1:06:53
WH29: WareWolfBarmitzvah
Liam Smith (aka WareWolfBarmitzvah aka Wolfjob) has returned to the booth to share with us all a wholesome family story about a man's quest to the mystical realm of Yonkers. Then I regale you with the continuation of a fan-favorite Wizard of Oz parody that will make you smile :)*Originally published 4/30/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Identity, Druids Encounter & Ancient Ivy Atrium- Equi
Jan 7, • 52:33
WH28: Kier Zhou
Kier Zhou (mastermind behind the No Return podcast) joins me in the booth for a spot of tea and crumpets as we discuss a swathe of topics, from audiodramas to the humble game of cricket...*Originally published 4/16/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Home Town & CEMETERY MOONGLOW- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 4, • 1:01:15
Ba Humbug: A Space Christmas Carol
On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release!Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & WronghalfTim Jennings
Dec 21, 2024 • 11:45
Quest to the Wizard's Basement: Complete Supercut Edition
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode!THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Gabriel B as Scarl
Nov 9, 2024 • 2:05:58
Work Presentation (The Bauso Cut)
'Work Presentation' was written by Brady Flanagan as part of Spookfest 2024, a collection of goulish monologues from a cavalcade of performers & creators in the audio sphere. Please support the official release!Performance & Sound Design by Chris BausoEpisode Artwork by RukstarSongs used: Alchemist's Corridor- Equip ; Spring (The Four Seasons)- Antionio Vivaldi ; Thrill of the Full- DoGBeaT ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice
Oct 31, 2024 • 4:35
Schmoe Brannigan's Promotional Feature 2024
Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovley ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the complete series today!Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSong used: Identity- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 13, 2024 • 1:23
4/20 Greenout Special III: Gas, Grass & Ass
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all...Starring Chris Bauso as ShawnGavin Reiser as MarrikothSky Fieri as KaiShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs u
Apr 20, 2024 • 27:18
Not My Wizard: The Gabriel Cut (April Fool's 2024)
Geez, Azataz is sounding a bit different these days... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Gabriel B as Azataz the Wize & Scarletta J Questmann Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi
Apr 1, 2024 • 2:39
Dude, your Rooster is Selling Merch on Fourthwall
The Wizard Scroll Shoppe is open for business! T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, water bottles, pins, stickers, and more! Consume product now! Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 23, 2024 • 0:59
WH27: Halloween Spooktacular
Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!On a particularly spooky edition of Wizard Hang, I sit down and chat with my friends Ace Wizard & Dr. Phil about all things that twitch and go bump in the night...Special Thanks to Halloween Horrors! Scary Sounds of the Season for providing spooky ambience to today's episode!Songs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Hymn for out Brothers- Alon Peretz ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm
Mar 16, 2024 • 1:36:42
Presenting HUMAN-B-GON: 1.07 Feed Error
Check out Human-B-Gon wherever you listen to podcasts! Song used: Mt. Steel- PMD Rescue Team OST ~~~ Influx builds a feeding robot for Poopoo...but he build his own replacement? Plus, a job at the local quantum field hockey stadium gets confusing. Content warning: stupidity, violence (but only to humans) Find us on Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr. Help us protect the future home of humanity at SaveGarbageIsland.org Find and support our sponsors at fableandfolly.com/partners Kit: Paul J. Piekoszews
Mar 9, 2024 • 33:20
WH26: Jungles & Lightning
Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!The writing club is back in the booth for another round of tales most epic and magical! Featuring such lovely guests as Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson, WareWolfBarmitsvah & Hershees the Not So WizeSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Cursebreaker X Theme, Cemetery Moonglow, Druids Encounter & Shadow Dancer- Equip ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; TV Intro Music- Otho Molina ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon
Mar 2, 2024 • 1:05:11
WH25: Princesses & Disasters
Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!Hail, story squires! Prepare to be regaled with tales of Princesses & Disasters, courtesy of Ace Wizard and I.Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSongs used: The Saga Continues- DBZ OST ; Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter & Identity- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 24, 2024 • 1:18:20
WH24: Ace Wizard
Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!Ace Wizard joins me in the booth for a pleasant chat about fantasy and fiction and other things as well...Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSongs used: Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter & Spherical Floating Gardens- Equip ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 17, 2024 • 1:11:23
Presenting No Return: The Bards of Sada Emedu
Check out Kier Zhou's magnum opus No Return in all its eternal glory wherever you listen to podcasts!Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip~~~It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreEred Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickl
Feb 10, 2024 • 26:42
WH23: Rob Bartholow
Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!Rob Bartholow (the mastermind behind Mike Hawk Enters Uranus) & I have a quaint discussion this fine eve...Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSongs used: Mike Hawk enters Uranus theme song ; Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 3, 2024 • 43:53
WIMC- Gamer Girl Bath Water
Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!Check out my merch on TeeSpring!Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin ReiserSong used: s t e a m w o r k s- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 27, 2024 • 2:38
Fake Ads Collection: Volume 1
Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!Robot limbs, virtual reality, cyber cars and more! Wait til you hear what this ad collection has in store!Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 20, 2024 • 23:49
Dude, your Rooster is Trending on Twitter
Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!What sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time?Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin ReiserFarm Ambience by Jamie Nord Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 13, 2024 • 2:56
Dr Lask to the Past
Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist...All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.Starrring Chris Bauso, Gavin Reiser & Krissi WilliamsEpisode Artwork by Jeff PenningtonSongs used
Jan 6, 2024 • 13:00
Introducing: Wizard Scroll NIGHTS
Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed.Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSong used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 30, 2023 • 1:44
3-11 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt4
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as
Nov 25, 2023 • 35:56
3-10 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt3
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The wizard's basement dungeon lays claim to yet another victim...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannSkyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 (Sweeny)James Hart as H
Oct 28, 2023 • 28:27
3-09 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt2
Krystall, Scarletta and Wronghalf delve into the depths of the wizard's basement...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannGavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle MasterShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator,
Sep 30, 2023 • 39:54
3-08 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt1
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall and Scarletta begin their quest to Azataz the Wize's basement, and even meet a familiar face along the way...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallTim
Aug 26, 2023 • 36:02
3-07 | Pirates of the Sparribean
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Azataz the Wize finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. Space pirates bro, they'll get'cha for sure...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Gavin Reiser as multiple space piratesShow artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Liftoff
Jul 29, 2023 • 26:26
SUPER DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CRUNCH BITES
Hi there kids, Like Mindell here to tell you all about the hot new cereal on the block. Now with the real look of chocolate!Starring Chris RR Bauso & Gavin ReiserSongs used: Let The Good Times Roll- Evert Z ; BBQ- Art Against Agony ; Hesychia- Amie Waters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 15, 2023 • 11:34
Wizard Hang 22 (feat Efficient Saul)
Welcome... to the most efficient podcast on the internet. It is I, Chris RR Bauso here to engage in efficient discussion with a guest. Check out Efficient SolomonSongs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 8, 2023 • 45:34
The Wizard Scroll Line of Services: Now on Fiverr!
Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you about The Wizard Scroll line of services! If you need a voice actor for your latest podcast, cartoon, musical or audiodrama, well you just found a good one my friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 1, 2023 • 2:20
3-06 | Cybertrucks in Space
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: The Overview Effect, Trouvaille, (Tr
Jun 24, 2023 • 26:50
Wizard Roll 11: Wendy's Ghost Pepper Ranch Chicken Sandwich
Join me, Chris RR Bauso, live from the Wendy's drive-through as I take a particularily spicy trip down to FlavorTown...Show artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: DUNGEON & Dire DIre Docks- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 17, 2023 • 6:37
Wizard Hang 21 (feat Skyler Giordano)
Just some random skullduggery with my boy Skyler. Check out his show Omega Star 7, it's really good. I'm in it!Songs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 10, 2023 • 34:34
Revenge is a Dish Best Served in Space
3-06 coming 6/24/23... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall the Raddest Gabriel B as Scarletta Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: The Overview Effect- Amie Waters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 3, 2023 • 3:11
3-05 | Look to Your Orb for the Warning
Azataz the Wize has just gots'ta get off-world and do it A$AP...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen & Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Glass Coffins- Sora Shima ; Chernoye Vedna the Black Witch- Ian Post ; In
May 27, 2023 • 32:01
Dude, your Rooster is Trending on Twitter
***CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.*** What sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time? Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Farm Ambience by Jamie Nord Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 29, 2023 • 2:56
4/20 Greenout Special II
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Our intrepid heroes, the Saint Phatrick's Crew have spent the past year locked up in a jail cell. Will they be able to bust out in time for 4/20?Starring: Chris Bauso as Shawn Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth Sky Fieri as KaiShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Factory Panic, Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab & Ant Agony- Crash
Apr 20, 2023 • 29:12
SPROCKETMAN (prod. by Skyler Giordano)
And I think it's gonna be a moderately long amount of time... Big thanks & much love to my friends at Omega Star 7 for continuously allowing me to hijack their show! Instrumentals & final mastering by Skyler Giordano Lyrics by James Hart & Skyler Giordano Performed by Zoots McKenzie & Chris Bauso Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 18, 2023 • 5:34
El Rollo del Mago (Wizard Scroll en Español)
¿Cómo les va, damas y amigos? Mi nombre es Chris RR Bauso y este es mi programa. Estás a punto de escuchar el doblaje en español de mi narrativa de ciencia ficción sobre espada y hechicería. Una historia escrita, leída, interpretada y editada, todo pensando en tus oídos. Así que siéntense, relájense y permítanme desplegar el Rollo del Mago. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: The Legend of Ninetails- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Hidden Land
Apr 1, 2023 • 14:41
Wizard Hang 20 (feat Efficient Solomon)
My friend Saul brought some clip-on mics to work the other day so we recorded an episode at Wendy's during our lunch break. Check out Efficient Saul Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors (Collapse), Another Way In (Sewers), dream corridor & Skytrot- Equip, Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 25, 2023 • 25:11
Wizard Hang 19 (feat Krissi Williams)
Join my friend Krissi and I as we have a nice fireside chat about voice acting and the like... Check out Danger Dames, Omega Star 7, & The MODUS Files Check out Krissi's Professional Twitter Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter, Reflections of the Self & Cloud Generator- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 11, 2023 • 1:29:39
MacDonald's Pack
Written by Gavin Reiser Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: I Can't Help Myself- Captain Qubz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 4, 2023 • 2:12
Wizard Hang 18: Chris & Allan's Excellent Adventure
Buckle your seatbelts buckaronis and prepare your earholes for my boy Allan because he be spitting straight facts 24/7/369... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup New Game, Dire Dire Docks & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Space Gazing- Peter Spacey ; Aquatic Ambience- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Stories- Jakub Pietras ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Stars Surfing- Raz Burg ; Time Gear & Sky Peak Final Pass- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Stickerbr
Feb 25, 2023 • 1:18:04
Presenting Facing Fate: Black Knight, Episode 01
Special thanks to Russ More & Dumb Dragons Productions for sponsoring today's episode! Listen Now: https://link.chtbl.com/jOzWa9XD?sid=podcast.thewizardscroll **** Facing Fate: Black Knight begins as we meet the first team of hapless characters on the "national" Live Action Roleplaying reality TV show. The cast introduces themselves and kick off the competition to find out who will be the "SOUL SURVIVOR". *********** Credits: Steve Mcflinterson - Russ More Sequoia - Amy More Hannah - Carla Maxte
Feb 6, 2023 • 32:09
Wizard Hang 17 (feat Gavin Reiser)
Come join my good gooblin Gavin & I as we regale you with another round (and a half) of cyberpunk advertisements. Let me tell you we unearthed a goldmine from that fateful July 2022 recording. Check out Goblin Cave Pod Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME & s t e a m w o r k s- Equip ; Surf Time Machine- Ofer Koren ; Mettaton Theme- Toby Fox (Undertale OST) ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; More- Nenor ; Happy to be Happ
Jan 21, 2023 • 39:02
Careless Whisper (cover)
I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Careless Whisper- George Michael Karaoke Instrumental by SingKing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 7, 2023 • 3:43
WIMC3- Getting off on the Wrong Foot
Azataz' latest homunculus is loose in the apartment! Hide your kids, hide your wife & hide your Wizard Flakes because this thing is famished... Starring: Gavin Reiser as Daniel | Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize | Shane Z. as Bernius Sanderus Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s, Alchemist's C-o-r-r-i-d-o-r, Airship Battle, & Slumber Blade Submerged- Equip ; Sinister- C.K. Martin ; Fortnite Loading Screen theme ; Chug Jug With You- Leviathan https://www.youtube.com/@LeviathanJPTV ; Hotel, It's Raining
Dec 31, 2022 • 24:41
WIMChristmas Special
WIZARDS? In MY Christmas Special??? More likely than you'd think... Starring: Gavin Reiser as Daniel | Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize Song used: s t e a m w o r k s - Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 24, 2022 • 1:12
Beggin' (Maneskin cover)
Put your loving hands out baby... I'm beggin'... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Beggin'- Måneskin Karaoke Instrumental by SingKing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 16, 2022 • 3:30
Rocket Man (cover)
All this science, I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Rocket Man- Elton John Karaoke Instrumental by KaraokeOnVEVO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 14, 2022 • 4:18
Wizard Hang 16 (feat Gavin Reiser)
Come chill with Gavin and I as we shoot shit, catch up and improv up some fake commercials. Check out Goblin Cave Pod Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME- Equip ; World Chase- Alex Grohl ; Undertale Shop theme- Toby Fox ; BBQ- Art Against Agony ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Anthem of a Quirky Hipster- Rex Banner ; Possibilities- Josh Leake ; Bills Bells- Nenor ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more
Dec 3, 2022 • 39:55
Wizard Roll 10: The Final McRib in Existence
8.5/10 Aww freakin' sweet! Manmade horrors beyond my comprehension! No pickles :) Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: Awake- Lena Raine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 14, 2022 • 4:54
Wizard Hang 15: The Great Colorado Bender
This time on Wizard Hang, things get IRL with the Dungeons & Doobies crew as we regale you with tales of Capital Crimes & Islands. Check out Dungeons & Doobies Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME, Another Way In, Druids Encounter, & Moonlit Chamber- Equip ; Game of Thrones Theme (Wiener Edition)- South Park S17E8 ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 10, 2022 • 2:56:30
Wizard Roll 9: Wawa Thanksgiving Gobbler
7/10. Good idea, poor execution. Though there is the fact that Wawa is a gas station so they certainly tried their best. Gravy & paper bags do not mix. The Wizard Roll is a sandwich review podcast where I eat a sandwich and review it. Hilarity ensues. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: Frappe Snowland (from Mario Kart 64)- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 5, 2022 • 3:06
3-04 | King of the Ring
It all comes down to this... The climactic epic final showdown that'll make yo momma say 'DAMN BOYS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DVR THAT SHIT!'THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Special thanks to Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talent & his funnybone to the episode!Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Monkey Figh
Oct 29, 2022 • 43:11
I'm Still Standing (cover)
The 2016 Sing film was pretty good... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: I'm Still Standing- Elton John Sing (Taron Egerton) Karaoke Instrumental by KaraFun Karaoke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 25, 2022 • 2:47
I'm Yours (cover)
Our time is short, this is our fate... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: I'm Yours- Jason Mraz Karaoke Instrumental by Sing King Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 1, 2022 • 4:00
3-03 | Live from the 8-Way Superslam
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.The 8-Way Superslam is well underway! Will Krystall the Raddest manage to smoke herself out of this situation?THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Uka Uka- Cras
Sep 24, 2022 • 25:59
3-02 | Big League Chew
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Krystall's getting sent straight to the big leagues, baby, just in time for THE EIGHT-WAY SUPERSLAM THIS SUNDAY NIGHT...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Special thanks to my friend Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talents to the e
Aug 27, 2022 • 25:58
We Interrupt this Program...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: What's New- Ziv Moran ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 20, 2022 • 1:14
Easy Like Sunday Morning (cover)
That's why I'm easy like Sunday morning... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Easy - Faith No More Karaoke Instrumental by Otep333 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 7, 2022 • 3:05
3-01 | Welcome to Ryker's Island
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Krystall the Raddest & Don Gonjaro find themselves toe to toe with a perilous pair of foes...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Rock
Jul 30, 2022 • 27:31
Wizard Hang 14 (feat Saul B & Nick Vanamee)
Join my pals Saul, Nick & special guest Bababooey6968 as we chill on a Thursday & discuss life in general. Check out Saul B aka Purple Titk Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 24, 2022 • 50:35
Swingtown (Steve Miller Band cover)
The night is falling & the music's calling... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Swingtown (Karaoke Version)- ZZang Karaoke (original song by the Steve Miller Band) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 16, 2022 • 2:46
Wizard Hang 13 (feat Saul B & SweetSocks69)
Join my coworker Saul, his friend that I've never met & I as we reminisce about the good ol' year of our Lord 2014... Check out Mr. Socks Check out Saul B aka Purple Titk Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Chandelier (cover)- LiL Bizon ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 9, 2022 • 1:06:27
WIMC2- Double Date
The wizards play Cupid and fix Daniel up on a blind double date... Starring: | Gavin Reiser as Daniel | Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize | Shane Z. as Bernius Sanderus | Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s & Turquoise Lounge- Equip ; Into the Mission- Raz Burg ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Scherzetto- Piazza Italia ; Cool Cats- Family Kush Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 2, 2022 • 23:41
WIMC1- Wizard Gym
The wizards take Daniel to the gym and lift a LOT of weight... Starring: | Gavin Reiser as Daniel | Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize | Shane Z. as Bernius Sanderus | Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s, The Dream Begins Outside the Gates, & RE-ENERGIZED- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 18, 2022 • 26:22
Wizard Hang 12 (feat Skyler Giordano)
Join my pal Skyler and I as we discuss the creative process and read Chuck Tingle titles to eachother. Check out Omega Star 7 Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 11, 2022 • 56:35
Bar Rescue... IN SPACE (Director's Cut)
This week on Bar Resue, Jon Taffer takes a visit to the Rusty Sprocket and teaches everybody a thing or two abour Bar Science... Check out Omega Star 7: https://omegastar7.podbean.com/ Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/ Songs used: Rock Backing Track (A Minor)- Copyright Free Music ; Thunderwave Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Through the Sea of Time- PMD Explorers of Sky OST Learn more about your ad c
Jun 5, 2022 • 5:17
Wizard Roll 8: KFC Spicy Chicken Sandwich
8/10. Very nice piece of chicken, very nice lack of pickles. Could have used more spice and a slice of cheese or something. The Wizard Roll is a sandwich review podcast where I eat a sandwich and review it. Hilarity ensues. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee: www.instagram.com/nickvanamee/ Song used: Underground Ice Theme- Terraria OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 13, 2022 • 2:33
4/20 Greenout Special I
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.In a world ruled by corrupt politicians, bureaucrats and narcs, it's up to the three High Elves, aka the St. Phatrick's Crew, aka Kai, Shawn & Marikoth to save the realm of Drakkus from the War on Drugs...Check out Goblin Cave PodCheck out Omega Star 7Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollArtwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael Gh
Apr 20, 2022 • 28:59
Wizard Roll 7: Panera Bread Chicken Sandwich (feat Saul B)
It was alright. Probably would have been better w no pickle :( The Wizard Roll is a sandwich review podcast where I eat a sandwich and review it. Hilarity ensues. Check out Saul B aka Purple Titk Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: Occhiolism- Amie Waters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 14, 2022 • 3:40
Episode 1-12 except it's shortened to about 3.5 minutes
**Originally produced 6/15/2020***Yup, that pretty much sums it all up...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow Artwork by Nick Vanamee: instagram.com/nickvanameeSong used: Mother- Danzig
Apr 12, 2022 • 3:32
Wizard Hang 11 (feat Saul B & Brian L)
Join my coworker Saul, his friend that I've never met & I as we take a jolly ol' wizard stroll down meme-ory lane... Check out Saul B aka Purple Titk Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME, Druids Encounter, & Birdman (from Pilotwings 64)- Equip ; Tutankoopa's Threats- Paper Mario OST ; Various Tracks by LiL Bizon ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 9, 2022 • 1:02:40
One time I tried to record an ep whilst blackout drunk
Things got a little out of hand in the booth one fateful May 2021 night... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 1, 2022 • 15:32
A Backstory Fit for a King (2019 Demo Version)
***Original production date 11/4/2019***In honor of The Wizard Scroll's 2 year anniversary, I've pulled this unaired pilot episode out from the catacombs of my hard drive. Take this journey with me back to the past, back to where it all started...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSong used: Purple Haze- Jimi Hend
Mar 24, 2022 • 32:35
Wizard Hang 10: St. Phatty's Day Extravaganja
Join Shane & I as we commemorate this most momentus of holi-daze, Saint Phatrick's Day. A day celebrating phat rips and smoke tricks of all kinds. Check out Dungeons & Doobies Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME, New GAIA (World Map), Druids Encounter, & Moonlit Chamber - Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 17, 2022 • 1:16:02
Help Nick Learn to Walk Again
https://www.gofundme.com/f/nick-bausos-battle-has-only-just-begunPlease help my Uncle Nicky as he continues his recovery from COVID-19. Any contribution large or small will go a long way & will mean the world to me & my family.Songs used: In 256 Zeichen- Tangerine Dream ; Stairway to Heaven- Led Zeppelin
Mar 13, 2022 • 20:13
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant (cover)
Bob & Teddy attend Billy Joel's live performance at Jimmy Pesto's pizzeria... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Scenes from an Italian Restaurant (Karaoke Version)- ZZANG Karaoke (original song by Billy Joel) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 12, 2022 • 7:39
Wizard Hang 9 (feat Vaporwitch.wav)
Believe in the heart of the cards with me and Nichole (aka Vaporwitch.wav) as we delve into the dark art of tarot card reading among other things. Check out Nichole's playlists & other goodies Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME, Druids Encounter & Re-Energized- Equip ; The Legendary NYC A-Train Sax Battle (Supercut) ; Chill- Toby Fox ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 26, 2022 • 1:29:34
Wizard Hang 8: Wizards In My City Pilot
Come join me, Shane & Gavin on this very special episode of Wizard Hang! The pilot episode of our upcoming roject: Wizards? In my City??? More Likely than You'd Think. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME, s t e a m w o r k s, Ivory Steam Submarine, & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Cyclone- Reva ; Buried Relic- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon DX OST ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho
Feb 19, 2022 • 34:07
The Way Life's Meant to Be (cover)
And I wonder (yes I wonder...) Is this the way life's meant to be?Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSong used: The Way Life's Meant to Be (Karaoke version)- Ameritz Karaoke (original song by ELO)
Feb 12, 2022 • 4:24
Wizard Roll 6: Chick Fil A Spicy Deluxe Review (no pickles)
The Wizard Roll is a sandwich review podcast where I eat a sandwich and review it. Hilarity ensues. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee: www.instagram.com/nickvanamee/ Song used: Stickerbrush Symphony- Donkey Kong Country 2 OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 5, 2022 • 2:45
Wizard Hang 7 (feat Tim Jennings)
Come hang with me and my pal Tim Jennings as we talk about any dang thing that comes to mind. Check out Tim's Tee Public profile FriendGate Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME, New GAIA (World Map) & Druids Encounter- Equip ; The Lusty Horde theme song ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 29, 2022 • 1:11:48
2-10 | C*H*O*P*S
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Krystall's in peril! Will Scarletta and Schmoe be able to save her from the dastardly clutches of the Cool as Heck Orange Paladins?THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSong
Jan 22, 2022 • 26:48
Wizard Hang 6 (feat Mike Quintero)
Come hang with me and my pal Mike Quintero as we talk about any dang thing that comes to mind. Check out Mike's Finsta Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 8, 2022 • 56:43
2-09 | Just Deserts
Krystall & Scarletta spend some quality time stranded in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Schmoe continues the search for the Ancient Aliens' stash of sci-fi stuff...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Meta Crystal (from Super Smash Bros), SILPH6 & Lichen Encrusted Chamber-
Dec 31, 2021 • 24:07
Last Christmas (cover)
This little ditty goes out to somebody that I used to know...Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSong used: Last Christmas (Karaoke Version)- Sing King (original song by Wham!)
Dec 25, 2021 • 4:34
Wizard Hang 5: Christmas Special (feat Gavin Reiser)
Today on this most festive of Wizard Hangs, my friend Gavin and I regale you all with some holiday-themed stories involving nog, frogs, as well as a mystery prompt. Check out Goblin Cave Pod Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: Startup New Game- Equip ; Skating- TWRP ; Copyright-free Christmas music instrumental pack- some guy on Youtube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 24, 2021 • 1:03:46
Wizard Hang 4 (feat Skyler & James from Omega Star 7)
Wizard Hang is a show where some friends and I shoot the shit for an hour or 3.Check out Omega Star 7Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollJames' Mystery Plug!!!Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 12, 2021 • 2:26:45
Schmoe Brannigan the Confused Alien
Episode 2-09 coming soon...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow Artwork by Nick Vanamee: www.instagram.com/nickvanamee/Song used: Han-Tyumi the Confused Cyborg- KGATLW
Dec 4, 2021 • 3:35
2-08 | Desert Cruiser
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.The gang's search for the Ancient Alien stash of sci-fi stuff continues with the help of some of the locals...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Check out Dads Doing Nerd ShitShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael G
Nov 27, 2021 • 23:48
Wizard Roll 5: McDonald's Crispy Chicken Review
The Wizard Roll is a sandwich review podcast where I eat a sandwich and review it. Hilarity ensues. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee: www.instagram.com/nickvanamee/ Song used: Bubbly Washing Machine- Super Monkey Ball 2 OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 21, 2021 • 2:10
Rocket Man (cover by Schmoe)
And I think it's gonna be... a long, long time.Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollShow Artwork by Nick Vanamee: www.instagram.com/nickvanamee/Song used: Rocket Man- The Backing Tracks (original song by Sir Elton John) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 6, 2021 • 4:24
Wizard Hang 3: The Halloween Spooktacular
Today on this most spook-tacular episode of Wizard Hang, my pals Shane and Gavin and I regale you all with some spooky stories involving both mimics and shapeshifters. Check out Goblin Cave Pod Check out Dungeons & Doobies Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME, Druids Encounter, Lichen-Encrusted Chamber, Passage into the Mirror of Truth, Dream Corridor- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Special Thanks to Hallowe
Oct 31, 2021 • 2:08:30
2-07 | In Search Of
Things get a little bit hectic when Krystall, Scarletta, & Schmoe take a visit to the old watering hole...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Shivoham- ARKA ; Like a Butterfly- Gan Raveh Ensemble ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; For a Fistful of Spaghetti- Semo ; Siftah- Sahar
Oct 30, 2021 • 26:02
Wizard Hang 2 (w Shane & Gavin)
Wizard Hang is a show where myself and some friends shoot the shit for an hour. Topics discussed today include: respective ongoing projects, Halloween plans, tales from the Rennaissance Fair, the Lusty Horde podcast, 3 Wizards go to the grocery store improv roleplay, crypto vs precious metals, & Gavin's new TTRPG Scum. Check out Goblin Cave Pod Check out Dungeons & Doobies Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME, Hidden G
Oct 16, 2021 • 50:27
Wizard Hang 1 (feat Mike Quintero)
Wizard Hang is a new series where myself and a friend shoot the shit for an hour. Topics discussed today include: old highschool memories, the new show artwork, Bob's Burgers, the current state of gaming, & the Florida Man. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup-> NEW GAME- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 3, 2021 • 1:00:42
Chris does SKALD 95: Writer's Block
My tribute to the Only Story that Matters™ concludes with this retelling of the 95th installment of the series. Check out more of Aubrey Sitterson's work here: https://aubreysitterson.com/ Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 18, 2021 • 27:08
Chris does SKALD 86: Maul in the Roiling Underneath
My tribute to the Only Story that Matters™ continues with this retelling of the 86th installment of the series. Check out more of Aubrey Sitterson's work here: https://aubreysitterson.com/ Check out Dare Ye Enter the Goblin Cave Pod Check out Dungeons & Doobies Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 11, 2021 • 23:20
Wizard Roll 4: PB & J Review
Adrian Orcnauer and Sergeant Chet Thunderhoof come to the studio to review a classic childhood staple, the good old fashioned peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The Wizard Roll is a sandwich review podcast where I eat a sandwich and review it. Hilarity ensues. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee: www.instagram.com/nickvanamee/ Songs used: N. Sanity Island- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Hey all you People- Fred the Fish Learn more about your ad choices. Vis
Aug 28, 2021 • 3:17
Chris does SKALD 33: The Tireless Creator
My tribute to the Only Story that Matters™ continues with this retelling of the 33rd installment of the series. Check out more of Aubrey Sitterson's work here: https://aubreysitterson.com/ Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 7, 2021 • 32:43
Baker Street (cover)
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. And also I do covers sometimes. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69Song used: Baker Street (Karaoke Version)- Universal SoundOriginal song by Gerry Rafferty
Jul 31, 2021 • 4:11
Chris does SKALD 1: The Story Begins
This is the first part of my tribute to the Only Story that Matters™. An underrated gem that simply cannot, will not be lost to the annals of time. Not on my watch. Check out more of Aubrey Sitterson's work here: https://aubreysitterson.com/ Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 24, 2021 • 25:16
Steamed Hams but it's an episode of The Wizard Scroll
Seymour Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers embark on the most unforgettable luncheon of all... Based on The Simpsons S7E21: "22 Short Films About Springfield". Steamed Hams instrumental dubbing track provided by MKtheinstrumentalist Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 3, 2021 • 3:18
2-06 | Once & for All: For Real this Time
It's time for the ultimate showdown: good vs evil, life vs undeath, King Rah'd'ny vs Umbrelei the Lich Queen...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.Background Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Drums of War- Will Van De Crommert ; Killviertel- Essentials ; Innocent People Don't Run- Three Short Stories ; In The Final-
Jun 19, 2021 • 32:49
2-06 Trailer
King Rah'd'ny and his ragtag riot army face off against the Thrall of Bone and Steel... NEXT TIME on The Wizard Scroll! THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee: www.instagram.com/nickvanamee/ Song used: Dialga's Fight to the Finish!- PMD Explorers of Sk
Jun 14, 2021 • 1:20
Wizard Roll 3: BK Spicy Ch'King Review
The Wizard Roll is a sandwich review podcast where I eat a sandwich and review it. Hilarity ensues. Song used: Boiler Room Doom- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 6, 2021 • 2:23
2-05 | To Be the Man You Gotta Beat the Lizardman
Rah'd'ny is after that belt! Will Jinjax be able to contend with his kingly physique and defend his title?THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Bergentruckung, ASGORE & Megalovania- Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Real Amer
May 29, 2021 • 23:02
IMPORTANT UPDATE
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May 18, 2021 • 1:03
2-04 | Straight Outta Flyman Bog
Jinjax has punched his way all the way up to the championship match, but will he have the balls to take the title? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Songs used: New GAIA, The Dream Begins Outside The Gates, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Fun Fun Fun (Instrumental Version)- Dimitrix ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Ant
May 15, 2021 • 23:47
RR (Rick Astley cover)
I've been asked this question a lot, finally figured I should spill the beans... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. And also I do covers sometimes. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Song used: Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic
May 8, 2021 • 3:43
2-03 | Quest for the BFS
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Songs used: Escape Velocity- Amie Waters ; New GAIA (World M
May 1, 2021 • 23:50
Wizard Roll 2: Chick-fil-A Spicy Grilled Deluxe Review
The Wizard Roll is a sandwich review podcast where I eat a sandwich and review it. Hilarity ensues. Song used: Opening Credits- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 14, 2021 • 2:03
2-02 | Tavern Rescue (feat Don Snapper)
Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Background ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- Secret of Mana OST ; Rock Backing Track- Rob Galley ; T
Apr 3, 2021 • 23:16
Tavern Rescue Trailer
Come one, come all, and peep Don Snapper's sumptuous spread this Saturday on THE WIZARD SCROLL. THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69Song used: Rock Backing Track- Rob Galley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 2, 2021 • 0:54
Wizard Roll 1: Travis Scott Wawa Hoagie Review
The Wizard Roll is a sandwich review podcast where I eat a sandwich and review it. Hilarity ensues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 1, 2021 • 2:13
2-01 | Rah'd'ny: The Prequel Years
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (World Map), Crestfallen Phantasm & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Hid
Mar 20, 2021 • 29:46
The Thrall of Bone & Steel
New episodes coming soon... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 2, 2021 • 2:03
All I Want For Christmas Is You
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in the demon realm city of Heckopolis... Special Thanks to Tim Jennings, Nick Vanamee & listeners like you for making this episode possible! The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs / Background Tracks Used: A Minor Key Christmas Medley- Chilly Gonzales ; All I Want for Christm
Dec 25, 2020 • 10:07
All I Want for Christmas is You
On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer...*Originally published 12/3/2023THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannTim Jennings as SantaurShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs us
Dec 5, 2020 • 19:56
1-16 | All Hail the Son of a Lich
Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-medieval-city-life-theme Songs used: Knights of Cydonia- Muse ; Aci
Jul 13, 2020 • 32:46
1-16 | All Hail the Son of a Lich
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY???*Originally published 7/13/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'nyKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta
Jul 11, 2020 • 29:45
All Hail the Son of a Lich (cold open)
Full episode coming July 13th The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Song used: Knights of Cydonia- Muse --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-wizard-scroll/support
Jul 10, 2020 • 5:16
1-15 | Shelter from the Storm
Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a different savage entirely... The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Songs used: Drip Drop- Atronach's Aura https://atronachs-aura.bandcamp.com/ ; Osmosis- Liquid Tension Experiment ; Thank You- Atronach's A
Jul 6, 2020 • 29:19
1-15 | Shelter from the Storm
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain...*Originally published 7/6/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my o
Jul 4, 2020 • 37:33
1-14 | The Real Orcs of Wangtown: Fury Road
Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs, and all sorts of peeps are after that shizz... The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-medieval-city-life-theme Songs used: Intro- Home ht
Jun 29, 2020 • 34:15
1-14 | The Real Orcs of Wangtown: Fury Road
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in?*Originally published 6/29/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & HimselfJames Hart as Ita'dikGavin R
Jun 27, 2020 • 29:38
1-13 | Krystall's Declassified: Wizard Homeschool Survival Guide
Krystall the Raddest undergoes her toughest trial yet... The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-medieval-city-life-theme Songs used: Come Back Down- Home: https://music
Jun 22, 2020 • 32:20
1-13 | Krystall's Declassified: Wizard Homeschool Survival Guide
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least...*Originally published 6/22/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Check out Mollusk Music today! https://qracle.bandca
Jun 20, 2020 • 33:54
1-12 | To the Superarena
Rah'd'ny forks shit up in the fighting pit... The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-medieval-city-life-theme Songs used: We out Here Now- Elephant Sessions ; Gladiator- Co
Jun 15, 2020 • 29:44
1-12 | To the Superarena
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town!*Originally published 6/15/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick litt
Jun 13, 2020 • 30:18
1-11 | Return to Prominence
Good times are had by some at the Lich Queen's royal ball... The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-medieval-city-life-theme Songs used: Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Rhythm o
Jun 8, 2020 • 28:39
Return to Prominence {SFW}
Good times are had by some at the Lich Queen's royal ball...The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-medieval-city-life-themeSongs used: Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Rhythm of the N
Jun 8, 2020 • 29:01
1-11 | Return to Prominence
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan?*Originally published 6/8/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my o
Jun 6, 2020 • 29:40
Hold on We're Going Home (cover)
The Wizard Scroll is a weekly, serialized, sword and sorcery podcast. One that's written, read, performed and edited, all with your earholes in mind. And sometimes I do covers also. Original song by Drake & Majid Jordan Backing track by ThirstyBeats Follow me on Instagram Follow me on Twitter
May 30, 2020 • 3:45
1-10 | Once and for All
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all...*Originally published 6/1/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'
May 30, 2020 • 38:28
1-10 | A Backstory Fit for a King
When the Lich Queen crashes Wiz-Stock, it's up to one man to set things right... The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-medieval-city-life-theme Songs used: Fortunate Son-
May 25, 2020 • 36:28
1-09 | Fire it Up
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder...*Originally published 5/25/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.S
May 23, 2020 • 33:42
1-09 | Fire it Up
Krystall the Raddest finally meets her idol, and in the middle of a bar fire of all places... The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-medieval-city-life-theme Check out Mark_L
May 18, 2020 • 27:59
1-08 | A Wizard Walks Into a Bar
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...*Originally published 5/18/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the L
May 16, 2020 • 28:50
1-08 | A Wizard Walks into a Bar
... and the bartender said, "Why the long face?" The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-medieval-city-life-theme Songs used: There's a Party Goin On- Debbie Deb ; I'd Do Anyt
May 11, 2020 • 27:59
1-07 | Sixty-Nine Hours Later
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings...*Originally published 5/11/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire IIIGavin Reiser as
May 9, 2020 • 28:30
1-07 | TROoW: 69 Hours Later
Gregorc awakes from his 69 hour coma, only to have Morc'an Freeman and the gang explain to him the plot... The Wizard Scroll is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Songs used: Wheel of Pain- Conan OST ; He's a Pirate- Pirates of the Caribbean ; Diamond Girl- Nice & Wild (a cappella
May 4, 2020 • 33:12
1-06 | The Real Orcs of Wangtown
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear...*Originally published 5/4/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Ace D Wizard as Grego
May 2, 2020 • 32:31
1-06 | The Real Orcs of Wangtown {NSFW}
A classic coming of age tale, except not quite spelled that way... The Wizard Scroll is a podcast written, read, performed and edited all by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-battle-theme Songs used: every erotic R&B song ever ;
Apr 27, 2020 • 30:18
The Real Orcs of Wangtown {SFW}
All killer and no filler on this heavily redacted edition of The Real Orcs of Wangtown.The Wizard Scroll is a podcast written, read, performed and edited all by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi: https://michaelghelfi.bandcamp.com/album/ambiences-battle-themeSongs used: It's Raining
Apr 27, 2020 • 14:20
In the Air Tonight (cover)
The Wizard Scroll is a podcast written, read, performed and edited all by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. And sometimes I do covers also.Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69
Apr 27, 2020 • 4:40
1-05 | The Beast of Mt Schytcicle
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight...*Originally published 4/27/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring:
Apr 25, 2020 • 26:59
1-05 | The Beast of Mount Shitcicle (feat. Ice T)
Krystall & Wronghalf may have bitten off more than they could chew... The Wizard Scroll is a podcast written, read, performed and edited all by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbauso6998/ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wizardscroll69 Songs used: Another Medium- Toby Fox ; I Believe I Can Fly- R Kelly ; New Jack Hustler- Ice T ; NGAHHH!- Toby Fox ; Legs- ZZ Top Happy 4/20
Apr 20, 2020 • 30:17
1-04 | The Apple of My Eye
Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed...*Originally published 4/20/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGavin Reiser as the TrollsShow Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Ander
Apr 18, 2020 • 24:55
1-04 | The Apple of my Eye
Krystall Everfall embarks on the final, most daring heist of her entire dungeon crawling career... The Wizard Scroll is a podcast written, read, performed and edited all by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Time Gear Remix, Waterfall Cave, Aegis Cave, Sky Peak Final Pass & Through the Sea of Time- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Frosty Grotto, Mt. Freeze Peak, Friend Area Caves & Mt. Freeze- PMD Res
Apr 13, 2020 • 29:17
1-03 | Venture Forth to the Frosted North
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him…*Originally published 4/13/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns wi
Apr 11, 2020 • 28:21
1-03 | Venture Forth to the Frosted North
After losing a game of Nosies, it's up to Wronghalf the reverse-centaur to save Stevesmas.The Wizard Scroll is a podcast written, read, performed and edited all by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeLinks to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSongs used: Time Gear Remix- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Shooting Star Summit, Cold Reception in Shiver City & Snow Road- Paper Mario OST ; Frosty Forest- PMD Re
Apr 6, 2020 • 30:48
1-02 | Dark Hunt
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown’s remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them…*Originally published 4/6/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns wit
Apr 4, 2020 • 25:29
1-02 | A Song of Hot n Cold
The Wizard Scroll is a podcast written, read, performed and edited all by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.Show Artwork by Nick VanameeLinks to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscrollSongs used: The Legend of Ninetails, Sinister Woods, Mt. Thunder Peak, Aftermath & Mt. Thunder- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Time Gear Remix, Sealed Ruin Pit & Through the Sea of Time- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Attack on the Koopa Bros & Master Battle-
Mar 31, 2020 • 29:11
Season One Will Return MARCH 30TH 2024
*Original publish date: 2/2/2024 And lo, the story begins anew... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Song used: Continue?- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 30, 2020 • 4:05
1-01 | Not My Wizard
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize’s torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives…*Originally published 3/30/2024THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso.
Mar 28, 2020 • 25:52
