Night Classy
Parasaur Studios
A tipsy night class teaching the oddities and curiosities you never learned in school. Powered by a thirst for knowledge and boxed wine, best friends Kat and Hayley cover the most fascinating lessons in History, Science, True Crime, Pop Culture, and the Paranormal. Let’s go on a learny journey!
254. The Yellow Deli, Scandoval, and B-17 Tail Gunner Gene Moran
Hayley covers the Twelve Tribes cult and the restaurant they own. Then Katja does her first “No Notes” lesson covering the Vanderpump Rules cheating scandal that rocked the reality TV world in 2023. If you want to hear the full 3 hour episode (the longest we've ever recorded!) and hear Alec cover an incredible 'I survived' style World War II story. Then become a Night Classy Patreon and listen here: https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2025
253. Fad Diets and Soap
Kat covers strange diet crazes including the classic Ear Stapling and of course, Tape Worm. Then Hayley covers the history of soap! Ain’t no Lye! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2025
252. Self-Experimentation and Exploding Teeth
Hayley covers scientists who experimented with their own bodies. Then Katja covers a mysterious medical phenomenon from the Victorian era. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2025
251. Saturnalia, Disappearance of Walter Collins, and Andy Cohen
Kat covers the ancient Roman festival and holiday in honor of the god Saturn. Then Hayley covers the mysterious case of a 9-year-old boy who went missing in 1928. The events that followed would inspire the 2008 film Changeling staring Angelina Jolie. Lastly, Alec covers the biography of Bravo star Andy Cohen and how the Real Housewives franchise came to be. Listen to the full episode here on the Night Classy Patreon Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2025
250. Miep Gies and Gympie-Gympie
Hayley covers Hermine "Miep" Gies, the Dutch citizen who hid Anne Frank and her family. Then Kat covers the most painful plant in the world Dendrocnide moroides AKA Gympie-Gympie! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2025
249. USS Indianapolis Shark Attack and Sir Alfred Mehran
Katja covers the worst shark disaster in history: the sinking of the USS Indianapolis in 1945. Then Hayley covers Mehran Karimi Nasseri, the man who inspired Stephen Spielberg’s movie ‘The Terminal' by living in an airport. Link to the artist Alec mentioned: Alexis Rockman Check out the drawing Alec made, and the picture of "13-year-old Katja" and Hayley on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
248. Crash Test Dummies and Hands Across America
Hayley covers the history of crash test dummies, and yes, they used to be cadavers and baboons. Then Kat rewinds to 1986 to cover a controversial fundraising event that attempted to have an unbroken chain of Americans holding hands coast to coast. What could go wrong? Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2025
247. Glanton Gang Scalp-Hunting and Monopoly
Kat takes us back to the wild west where a bounty on Apache scalps spawned a villainous gang. Then Hayley covers the origin of the board game Monopoly and the erased history of Lizzie Magie who invented it’s predecessor The Landlord’s Game. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2025
245. Candy Canes, Third Man Syndrome, and John Jacob Astor IV
Kat covers the history of the most popular Christmas treat. Then Hayley covers the phenomenon of experiencing an unseen presence during a time of crisis or emergency. Last but not least, Alec covers the richest passenger aboard the RMS Titanic and his New York housewife DRAMA. Listen to the full episode in all it’s glory only on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/245-candy-canes-118478432 Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
244. Scientific Discoveries 1924 vs. 2024 and Orcas vs. Humpbacks
Hayley curates a centennial comparison of science THEN and NOW. Then Kat covers the interspecies war between orcas and humpback whales Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
243. Animal Funerals and America's Next Top Model
Do animals have spirituality? Kat covers ritual behavior in the animal kingdom. Then Hayley covers the dark and controversial side of Tyra Banks' reality TV show. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
242. John Murray Spear and Insects as Food
Hayley covers the spiritualist who tried to construct an electrically powered God machine which he referred to as the "New Motive Power.” Then Kat covers edible insects and how their sustainable farming could make them the protein source of the future. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
241. Beethoven, White House Security Breaches, and Breckenridge Murders 1982
Hayley covers the life and the drama of German composer Ludwig van Beethoven. Then Katja covers some of the funnier incidents of freaks breaching the security of the White House. Then Alec covers the true crime story of the 1982 murders in Breckenridge, Colorado. Listen to the full episode in all it’s glory only on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/241-beethoven-116787317 Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
240. Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Death and Eccentrics of New Jersey
Kat covers the intricate crime scene dollhouse dioramas of Frances Glessner Lee. Then Hayley covers three eccentric men of New Jersey: The Depression Palace of George Daynor, the Statue of Liberty of George Arbuckel, and the Spectro Chromemetry of Dinshah P. Ghadiali Link to Kat’s slides of the Nutshell dioramas:https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/19mbYPvh99J0eyxB-un73NRDMy-dMugb7DsQmS4bnR8k/edit?usp=sharing Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We rele
239. 4B Movement and Project A119
Hayley covers the radical feminist movement the “Four No’s” that emerged in South Korea. Then Kat covers the US Air Force plan to detonate a nuclear bomb on the Moon. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
238. French Fries and Charles Dawson's Piltdown Man
Katja covers the history of potatoes and her favorite way to cook them! Then Hayley covers British "archeologist" Charles Dawson and his ground breaking "discoveries" in human evolution.
237. Blackout Killer and Phrogging
Kat covers the British serial killer who committed his murders during the wartime blackouts in WW2 London. Then Hayley covers creepy cases of phrogging: the act of secretly living in someone else’s house, along side them, undetected… Happy Halloween! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
236. Vampire Bats, Gates to Hell, and the Body in the Drum
Kat covers the most halloween animal the vampire bat! Then Hayley does a list-bitch episode on the gates to hell. Lastly Alec covers the murder of Reyna Angélica Marroquín. isten to the full episode in all it’s glory only on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/236-vampire-bats-115060335 Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
235. Vampire of Düsseldorf and Frankenstein George Washington
Hayley covers German serial killer Peter Kürten then Katja covers Dr. William Thornton plan to "resuscitate" the recently deceased body of President George Washington. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
234. Devil's Footprints and SOS Incident
Kat covers a phenomenon that occurred in 1855 England where locals observed some strange footprints in the snow. Then Hayley covers a mysterious disappearance on Mount Asahi in Daisetsuzan National Park in Japan in 1989. Cassette tape clip: https://youtu.be/18xRDnaOWew?si=8JhPxd6EnXyJsu_w Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Paras
233. Teflon and Trepanning
Nothing sticks to Hayley’s lesson on polytetrafluoroethylene, also known as Teflon. Then Katja drills her lesson on trepanation into our skulls! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
232. Bubbly Creek, Sin-Eaters, and Wollaton Gnomes
Kat covers a disgusting creek in Chicago that once had so much slaughterhouse-waste you could WALK on it. Then Hayley covers a funeral ritual of eating food to absorb the sins of a recently dead person. Lastly, Alec covers a bizarre anomalous encounter witnessed by schoolchildren in 1979. Listen to the full episode in all it’s glory only on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/232-bubbly-creek-113121597 https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
231. Corpse Medicine and Ig Nobel Prize
Crack open a honey-mummy! Kat kicks off spooky season with a morbid lesson on Europeans eating human remains for medication. Then Hayley follows it up with a lesson on the Nobel Prize’s evil twin. The award for trivial and unusual scientific research! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
230. Procrastination and Vestigial Tails
Don’t postpone listening to this! Hayley covers the history and science of delaying our duties until the last minute. Then Katja tells us a tale of a tail. Human vestigial tails that is! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
229. Dr. Robert J. White and Chernobyl Disaster
Head transplant trigger warning! Kat covers a neurosurgeon who performed morbid full-body transplants because he was obsessed with the location of the human soul. Then Hayley covers the worst nuclear disaster in history and the unusual ecosystem that evolved in the now uninhabited exclusion zone. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Pa
228. Mother Shipton and Sweating Sickness
We’re in 1500s England this week folks! Hayley covers the legend and lore of an English witch from the 1500s. Then Kat covers a mysterious, contagious and SWEATY disease that struck England in the 1500s. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
227. Tyrian Purple and Landfills
Kat covers an ancient color derived from sea snails and Hayley covers the horrors and history of landfills and dumps. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
226. Anna Sewell, Wives of Henry VIII (Part 2), and 'The Ape and The Child' Experiment
Kat dedicates this one to the horse girls and covers an english author who’s victorian era children’s book helped start the animal rights movement. Then Hayley unfolds the second scandalous installment covering the last three wives of Henry VIII. And last but not least, Alec covers a human/ape experiment that didn’t go as planned. Listen to the full episode in all it's glory only on the Night Classy Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/226-anna-sewell-110562319 Night Classy | Linktree Produ
225. Mother Teresa and Product Flops
Hayley covers the controversial saint Mother Teresa! She raised lots of money, but where did it all go? Then Kat covers six products that were total market failures. Adult baby food, anyone? Hannibal Lecter video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08XZN0zjbbs Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
224. Nigerian Prince Scam and Operation Flagship
Fraudsters beware! This week Kat covers the classic advance-fee scam and all it’s scheming variations. Then Hayley follows it up with a lesson on the most elaborate and legendary police sting operation in history! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
223. Robert Hanssen and Americana, Brazil
Hayley covers an FBI spy who’s espionage was described by the Department of Justice as "possibly the worst intelligence disaster in U.S. history." Then Kat takes us to a town in Brazil that was settled by Confederate soldiers after the Civil War. Let’s just say, the American south echoes in their culture to this day… with Confederate flag dance floors. Link to Kat’s visual slides: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1jc0DjORKCypkCTHDjFOeEhPDLAxoz7YZXJGb08pXpWc/edit?usp=sharing Still got a thi
222. Taco Bell, Wives of Henry VIII (Part 1), and Murder of Shannon Mohr
Ready to have a Baja Blast listening to this episode? Kat kicks it off with a lesson on her favorite fast-food chain, Taco Bell! Then Hayley takes us back to the scandalous (and deadly) 1500s to cover the first three of Henry VIII’s six wives. Lastly, Alec saddles up for a horse-themed true-crime lesson on the murder of Shannon Mohr. Listen to the full episode on Night Classy's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/222-taco-bell-of-109154899 Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Stud
221. Nongqawuse and Speed Eating
Hayley covers a young prophetess in South Africa who’s prophecy got REALLY out of of hand. Then Kat follows it up with a lesson on the disgusting sport of competitive eating! How many hotdogs can you eat during this episode? Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus content every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
220. Brain-Eating Amoeba and Calamity Jane
Kat covers the scariest parasite of them all: Naegleria fowleri. The amoeba that feeds on neurons in your frontal lobe! Then Hayley follows it up with a lesson on a legendary wild west frontierswoman: Martha Jane Canary AKA Calamity Jane. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
219. McDonald's Ice Cream Machines and Debutante Balls
Hayley covers the always broken McDonald’s ice cream machines and a couple who tried to fix them. Then Kat follows her Bridgerton obsession into the history of formal aristocratic parties where young women made their dating debuts. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
218. Jim Twins, Cincinnati Lore, and Ariel Castro Kidnappings
Kat covers twins, separated at birth, who shared A LOT of weird similarities. Then Hayley covers the legends and lore of her hometown Cincinasty, Ohio. Come for the Loveland Frogman, stay for the Waxman driving the golden shitter. Then grab a box of tissues, cause this lesson makes Alec cry as he teaches about the Ariel Castro kidnappings. Listen to the full 2-hour episode on Night Classy's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/218-jim-twins-106319258 https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Ni
217. Pythagoras and Bone Wars
Kat covers the cult of Pythagoras and their math loving leader. It’s a lifestyle! Then Hayley follows it up with a dinosaur lesson on the greatest feud in paleontology history. Will this lesson trigger a species naming feud between Kat and Hayley? The answer is yes. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
216. Dr. Kellogg and "Polio Paul" Alexander
Grab a bowl of cornflakes! Hayley dives into the life, work and controversial beliefs of cereal magnate John Harvey Kellogg. Yogurt enema anyone? Then Kat follows it up with a lesson on the history of Polio, the Iron Lung, and the TikTok star who lived in one for 70 years. Paul’s tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ironlungman Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Cla
215. Cockroaches and Anna Anderson
Kat keeps the bug streak rolling with a lesson on cockroaches! Turns out they’re herd animals. **Jurassic Park theme “They do move in herds…” ** Then Hayley covers the murder of the Romanov family and how a mysterious woman with amnesia might be the sole survivor AKA Grand Duchess Anastasia. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Par
214. Sokushinbutsu and Cicadas
Hayley gets macabre and covers the Buddhist monks of Japan who practice asceticism to the point of self mummification! Then Kat admits that this is now an entomology podcast and gives us a screamin’ good lesson on cicadas. Why do some appear every 13 or 17 years? Find out in this episode! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur S
213. Tony Alamo, 10 Interesting Animals, and Las Vegas Aliens
Hayley covers a a jean jacket maker who was really running a freaky cult. Then Kat follows it up with a list bitch on ten interesting animals. And last but not least Alec covers the Kenmore family that possibly encountered aliens in their backyard. Hear the full episode by supporting Kat, Hayley, and Alec on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy https://www.patreon.com/posts/213-tony-alamo-104748966
212. Ticks and Henry Rathbone
Ready to get your tick sucked? Kat covers Mr. Worldwide, the blood sucking arachnid responsible for spreading disease on all seven continents. Then Hayley follows it up with a tragic lesson on the man who tried to save Abe Lincoln. The president’s death haunted Henry Rathbone and he began to… unravel. Don’t worry there’s some step-sister porn in there too. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.p
211. Bed Bugs and Cultivated Meat
Over the course of evolution the cave bat bug waited for the invention of the mattress so that it could reach it’s final form… the BED BUG. Hayley covers the history of the hated bug and how she got them herself. Then Kat takes us to the intersection of biology and gastronomy and covers lab grown meat. Are you part of the bug-eating global elite? You’ll love this episode! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patr
210. Gilles de Rais and Physical Education
Kat covers the French knight who fought alongside Joan of Arc and would become known as history’s first serial killer! Then Hayley takes us down memory lane (AKA to the gymnasium) to teach us the history of Phys Ed. Still got a thirst for knowledge? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
209. Radioactive Boy Scout and Mass Hysteria LIVE! (w/ Brittany Brave)
Hayley covers David Hahn, the teenage chemist who went nuclear in his backyard. Then Kat follows it up with stories of mass psychogenic illness! You know, like the dancing plague, the monkey-man, and the Seattle windshield pitting epidemic. Recorded live 4/20/24 at Good Vibes Comedy Festival in Memphis, Tennessee! Special thanks to Brittany Brave for joining us on this learny journey. Check out her links here: https://linktr.ee/brittanybravecomedy Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial
208. Elagabalus and Bannerman Castle
Kat covers the teenage Roman Emperor Elagabalus and how he was hated in his time (but also ahead of his time.) If you carry around a meteor that you worship as space rock God, this lesson is for you! Then Hayley follows it up by covering the eccentric little business boy who built an American Castle on Pollepel Island. It involves a two-seater out-house and EXPLOSIONS! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon.
207. Platypus and Nostradamus
This week Hayley covers one of the five egg-laying mammal species: the duck-billed platypus! Then Kat follows it up by covering Michel de Nostredame AKA Nostradamus, a Renaissance man who potentially prophesied WW2 and 9/11. Link to “Fairy Feet” pic: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/10zcsyw/til_foals_are_born_with_fairy_fingers_on_their/ Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patre
206. Human Growth Hormone and Snoop Dogg
Kat covers the dark history of how corpses were farmed for HGH and the unintended consequences of that method. Then Hayley takes us to Long Beach, California for the birth and life of Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. AKA Snoop Dogg. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
205. Fibonacci Sequence and Jellyfish
The Golden Ratio: do unto others as Fibonacci would do to himself. That’s right, this week Hayley is covering Fibbie AKA Nacci AKA Leonardo da Pisa and his swirl in a box. Then Kat covers the gelatinous creatures of the sea: Jellyfish. Yes, there will be milking. Yes, there will be a mouth-anus. Yes, there will be IMMORTALITY?!?! Still got a thirst for knowledge? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced
204. Bog Bodies and Charles Hatfield
This week the darkness called Kat to cover dead bodies. Specifically the really old ones pickled in bog juice. Then Hayley makes it rain with her lesson on Charles Hatfield, a rainmaker who also made it rain chemicals that smelled of cheese. Still got a thirst for knowledge? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
PATREON LEAK: Collyer Brothers, America’s First UFO Sighting, and Robert Llimós
We had some major technical difficulties this week so we are opening the Night Classy Patreon vault to give those on the outside a glimpse inside. Hayley covers two brothers who were record setting HOARDERS. Then Kat takes us back to 1639 where John Winthrop reported unusual phenomena in the skies of Massachusetts Bay Colony. Lastly, Alec covers a Spanish artist who paints and sculpts the aliens who visited him. Google Drive of Alec's reference images: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cu
203. Münster Rebellion and Tsavo Man-Eaters
Are those human cages hanging from a cathedral? Why yes, they are! Because this week Hayley takes us to Münster, Germany where things started to get culty in the 1500s. Then Kat covers the equally disturbing events of a railroad construction in 1890s Africa that turned into a blood bath. Let’s just say the railroad workers were begging for some of those human cages…. for protection. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week
202. Robbers Cave Experiment and Sam Patch
Are you conflict avoidant? Well, don’t avoid this one! Hayley covers a psychological experiment on group conflict, also known as Realistic Conflict Theory. Then Kat covers America’s first daredevil, Sam Patch (who definitely had “live, laugh, jump” in his kitchen.) Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2024
201. Chincoteague Ponies and Albert Einstein's Brain
Kat has a horse girl lesson for those who were also obsessed with the novel “Misty of Chincoteague.” But don’t worry if that excludes you, we also rewind 56 million years to the feral/wild “Dawn Horse” that everyone can relate to. Then Hayley follows it up with a lesson on our favorite Nobel Prize winner to stick his tongue out: Einstein. But more specifically his brain and how it was stolen. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows eve
200. Bessie Blount Griffin and Conch Republic
Happy 200th episode Night Classmates! This week Hayley covers an ambidextrous inventor, nurse, and Black History month icon: Bessie Blount Griffin. Then, Kat covers the American city that failed trying to secede from the Union. (hint… it’s in Florida.) Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Bessie Blount Griffin Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi
199. Charles Robert Jenkins and Lucia de Berk Case
The Prison Episode! Kat takes us to North Korea where an American man made a very bad decision and ended up being their prisoner for 40 years. Then Hayley takes us on a witch-hunt of sorts covering the true crime legal drama of pediatric nurse, and tarot card reader, Lucia de Berk. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Lucia de Berk Case Sources:
198. Jack Parsons (Part 2) and Portlock, Alaska
Hayley covers the explosive finale to the Jack Parsons lesson. Kat follows it up with a town that was fully abandoned in the 1940s supposedly because of “Nantiinaq” lurking in the woods. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Jack Parsons Sources: https://daily.jstor.org/sex-cult-rocket-man/ https://www.thehumanexception.com/l/jack-parsons/ https://
197. Cabbage Patch Kids and Jack Parsons (Part 1)
Kat takes us to “Baby Land General Hospital” to cover the strange lore behind the popular toy of the 1980s: Cabbage Patch dolls. Then Hayley follows it up with part one of a lesson on THE sex-cult rocket man… and no, it isn’t Elton John. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Jack Parsons Sources: https://daily.jstor.org/sex-cult-rocket-man/ https:
196. Tokyo Rose and Bondo Mystery Apes
Hayley covers the World War II story of a Iva Toguri and how she was wrongfully convicted of treason. Then, Kat follows it up with a lesson on a mysterious creature in the Congo that caused a bit of a feud between two scientists. Kat’s Etsy Shop for Friendship Bracelets: https://severaslays.etsy.com Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Tokyo Rose
195. Transportation Security Administration and C-Sections / Dr. James Barry
Kat missed a flight recently and decided to ask the question: TSA… are they necessary? Then Hayley follows it up with a lesson that birthed a rabbit hole into c-section history. (TW for birth stuff.) Kat’s Etsy Shop for Friendship Bracelets: https://severaslays.etsy.com Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree C-Sections / Dr. James Barry Sources: h
194. Egg Nog Riot and Torches of Freedom
Hayley teaches us about something that West Point's command historian Sherman Fleek said "Hardly anyone knows about it. If pooled among 4,400 cadets, 3,000 federal employees, 1,500 military staff and faculty, I doubt 30 people will know a thing about it.” Kat follows it up by teaching about how suffragettes were conned by the cigarette industry. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/
193. Reindeer and The Great Stink
Kat covers the time congress dumped a bunch of money into reindeer and why they carry santa's sleigh. Then Hayley follows it up with a shitty situation that smelled so bad it got it's own name. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree The Great Stink Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Stink https://www.history.co.uk/articles/the-great-stink
192. Mercury Poisoning and Katherine Knight
Hayley covers the "fluid silver" poison and Kat follows it up with her most graphic lesson yet. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Mercury Poisoning Sources: https://youtu.be/SeYxT7SxZBg?feature=shared https://chem.libretexts.org/Bookshelves/Inorganic_Chemistry/Chemistry_of_the_Main_Group_Elements_(Barron)/05%3A_Group_12/5.05%3A_The_Myth_Re
191. Screaming Mummies of Guanajuato and Betty Broderick
Kat covers a collection of well preserved corpses of people that died from cholera in 1833. Then Hayley follows it up with a true crime prodcuer-pick: the story of Betty Broderick and her victims. Link to “masturbating mummies” pic: https://images.app.goo.gl/p9ZJG8o6y7ojh3Hp9 Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Betty Broderick Sources: https:/
Matchbook Flashback - Episodes 1, 2, & 3!
Hey Night Classmates! We have the week off for Thanksgiving so we thought this would be a great time for you to hear the first three episodes of Alec’s new podcast Matchbook Flashback. In these episodes you’ll hear firsthand stores of unusual phenomena like UFOs, Near Death Experiences, and yes, Dogman! If you like it, give Matchbook Flashback a follow on Spotify or wherever you listen to pods. By the time you’re hearing this, there will be a Thanksgiving Sasquatch encounter on the Matchbook Fla
190. Rollercoasters and Old Leatherman
Hayley covers the evolution of an internationally loved, yet DEADLY, source of entertainment and thrill. Kat follows it up with a true story that seems fake of a human crpytid. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Rollercoasters Sources: https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/coney-century-screams/#:~:text=The%20roller%20coaster%20h
189. Mushroom Priestess and Arsinoe
Kat covers one lady that really got the ball rollin' for psychadelic tours in Mexico, the high preistess of mushrooms María Sabina. Hayley follows it up with an ancient sibling rivialry between Arsinoe IV and Cleopatra. Add your songs to the Night Classy "Cry Songs" playlist: https://spotify.link/7RptYUn3xEb Do you have an unusual story to share with producer Alec for his new show Matchbook Flashback ? Email him! alec@parasaur.co Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You
188. Organ Transplants and Tide Pod Panic
Hayley covers a most fascinating medical procedure and Kat covers the moral panic of TIDE PODS! Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Organ Transplants Sources: https://youtu.be/rkfRU4MDsX8?si=7ykMEdBM5K_sZjPj https://www.life-source.org/latest/how-are-organs-transported-for-transplant/#:~:text=Each%20organ%20is%20 carefully%20 preserved,each%20or
187. Restricted and Wych Elm Bella
Happy Halloween! This week we have a creepy true crime double feature. Hayley covers the case of “Who put Bella down the Wych Elm?” and Kat covers the Kuykendall Family Phone-Stalker also known as “Restricted.” Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Wych Elm Bella Sources: Who Put Bella In the Witch Elm? By Meg Van Huygen Who put Bella in the Wyc
186. Robert the Doll and Fukushi Masaichi
Kat covers a haunted doll in Key West and Hayley covers a doctor who collected one of Hayley's favorite things. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Fukushi Masaichi Sources: https://youtu.be/SuoYcGGnfm4?si=ETgqlRrOQAbxxu0_ https://www.vice.com/en/article/mvxgpx/the-art-of-preserving-tattooed-skin-after-death-629 https://spectrumnews1.com/oh/col
185. Whisper Estate and Anneliese Michel
Hayley covers a scary story about a scary house and Kat follows it up with a scary story that inspired the 2005 movie The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Back the Dice Planner kickstarter: http://kck.st/44U4BZ3 Night Classy | Linktree Whisper Estate Sources: https://www.southernindiana.org/2020/11/02/haunted-history-in-southern-indiana/ http
184. Owls and Cat Ladies
Kat kicks off spooky season with a spooky animal that is sometimes a cryptid: OWLS! Next up Hayley covers the cat ladies of history, including the Patron Saint of Cats: Miss Gertrude of Nivelles. Support producer Alec's Kickstarter for the Dice Planner: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/517722467/dice-planner-for-adhd Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy
183. Illuminati and Frankenstein Castle
It’s time for our annual Oktoberfest episode! (AKA the loosely German-themed episode.) So, lace up those dirndls as Hayley takes us to Bavaria to learn about Adam Weishaupt the founder of a real secret society that some people think is fake. Then buckle up your lederhosen, as Kat covers a creepy little castle with a macabre history. Support the Dice Planner kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/517722467/dice-planner-for-adhd Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial cama
182. Peace Project / Sex Raft and SCP Foundation
Kat covers the Acali Expedition (aka sex raft) a 1973 social experiment that aimed to investigate interpersonal relationships in conditions of limited space and social isolation. Hayley covers (A PATREON PICK!) the SCP, the fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative-writing wiki project of the same name. Producer Alec's Dice Planner for ADHD Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/517722467/dice-planner-for-adhd Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial cama
181. Sawney Bean and Motorcycle Gangs
Hayley covers the bio of a great Scott (who was also murderous and cannibalistic.) Then, Kat dives into how World War 2 created motorcycle gangs in the USA. Still got a thirst for knowledge and parasaocial camaraderie? You’re in luck! We release bonus shows every week on our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023
180. Catacombs of Paris and Thunderstorms
Kat covers a cave full of millions of skeletons and how they got there. Hayley takes us back to 5th grade when you of course had a “thunderstorm curriculum.” Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023
179. Hatfield–McCoy Feud and Hair Coloring
Hayley covers a deadly conflict between two Appalachian families. Kat follows it up with something cute, fun, and light hearted: the history of hair dye. Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023
178. Kaspar Hauser and Mad Cow Disease
Kat covers was a German youth who claimed to have grown up in the total isolation of a darkened cell and Hayley covers the outbreak of Bovine spongiform encephalopathy also known as "mad cow disease" and its human equivalent variant Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease. Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023
177. Elmer McCurdy and Victorio Peak Treasure
Hayley covers the bandit who could never be captured alive and Kat presents a treasure hunting mystery from the deserts of New Mexico. Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023
176. War Pigeons and Bélmez Faces
Kat covers an animal that was instrumental in two world wars: the carrier pigeon. Hayley follows it up with a lesson on some spooky stains that happened in the spooky little town of Bélmez, Spain. Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023
175. City Syndromes and Barbie
Hayley is back in her natural habitat as a list bitch. Delivering a list of syndromes named after cities. And Kat gives a highly topical and highly pink lesson on Barbie and her many controversies. Night Classy | Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023
174. Circleville Writer and Forty Elephants
Kat covers a creepy letter-writing campaign that rocked small town Ohio. Hayley covers the first documented female gang in London. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023
173. Debunking Moon Landing Conspiracies and Biddy Early
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172. Armin Meiwes, Executioner Jack Ketch, and Pensacola Plesiosaur
Summer break is here so we are releasing a double feature from Patreon! This episode features a Show & Tell and a Smart Alec. Enjoy stories of penis cannibalism, bad-at-job beheadings, and jaws meets the Loch Ness Monster. Join Patreon and support the show here: https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy
171. Kuru and Gaëtan Dugas
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170. Phrenology and Karl M. Baer
Would you pay $10 for a skull reading? Hayley introduces us to the Buzzfeed personality test of the Victorian Era: phrenology! Hopefully your organ of murder isn’t too bulgy. Then, Kat tells the incredible life story of Karl M. Baer. An intersex man who underwent the world’s first gender affirming surgery, all while being a feminist icon and Jewish activist king. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Karl M. Baer Sources: https://www.makingqueerhistory.com/articles/2022/12/11/karl-m-baer https://www
169. Charles II of Spain and Plastic Surgery
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168. Hilma af Klint and Safety Coffins
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167. Cherry Sisters and Oversteegen Sisters
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166. Scopes Monkey Trial and Universe 25
Hayley recaps a trial that attempted to convict a science teacher for teaching science- no, really. John Thomas Scopes was prosecuted by the state of Tennessee for teaching that humans evolved from “monkeys,” and not even American monkeys! Then, Kat explains how scientist John Calhoun attempted to answer the unknowns of human overpopulation using mice. Spoiler alert: societal structures crumble and the mice succumb to degeneracy. Maybe humans would do things differently? https://linktr.ee/nightc
165. Corpsewood Manor and Witness Protection Program
Kat covers the eerie legend of Corpsewood Manor, a secluded residence in the woods of Georgia, built by hand by a Satanist and his Catholic boyfriend. Dr. Charles Shudder and Joseph Odom were truly living their best lives. Maybe they didn’t have electricity, but they were never short on LSD, skulls, or pentagrams. Much like a horror movie, this true crime story takes a dark turn. Next, Hayley steps into the shadowy world of the Witness Protection Program. You have to give up your name and identi
164. Lottery and Cottingley Fairies
Hayley teaches the history of a system near and dear to her heart: the lottery. You may only have a one in 14 million chance of picking the winning numbers, but you have a one in one chance of enjoying this episode- bu-dum-tss! Then, Kat and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle prove to everyone that fairies are real and men are stupid. Two country girls got more than they bargained for when they presented their parents with photographs of fairies. Lottery Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhC5NmFouHU ht
163. Donner Party Part 2 and Cadaver Synod
Kat covers the second half of the Donner party. It’s mostly eating rugs and taking weeks-long depression naps. Before long, rescuers reach the stranded parties but we’re still not sure if they came from California or heaven. Next, Hayley resurrects the story of the Cadaver Synod. Pope Formosus was put on trial… 7 months after he died. It was not a normal trial. Cadaver Synod Sources: THE TRIAL OF THE CORPSE POPE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfpwo5B0Iq4 The Cadaver Synod: When a Dead Pope W
162. Great Stork Derby and Donner Party Part 1
Hayley introduces us to a man who created a reality show for his own ghost. Charles Vance Millar’s will left a wake of chaos, paramount of which was prize money for a baby-making competition. If you’re confused, don't worry, we are too. Then, Kat begins the harrowing story of survival, perseverance, and ultimate taboo-breaking, that is the Donner Party. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Donner Party Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party# https://www.legendsofamerica.com/ca-donnerparty/
161. Jersey Man Eater and Race to the South Pole
Kat covers the world’s most famous shark and inspiration for Jaws, or as we like to call it “Shark.” The Jersey Man Eater took more than a nibble from more than four people… Or was it the sea turtles? Next, Hayley recounts the time Norway and Great Britain got in a pissing contest to see who could arrive first in the “awful place” known as the South Pole. The human will to live leaves the chat about the same time the temperature plummeted to -68 degrees. Link to Good Ohio Dogman Encounter: htt
160. Elizabeth Holmes and Tulip Mania
Hayley tells the story of Elizabeth Holmes, the youngest self-made billionaire and inventor of 3 Edison machines in a trenchcoat. Elizabeth’s blood analyzing technology was supposed to make the impossible possible. Only it really was impossible- if only someone had told her that. Then, Kat explains how tulip bulbs were the 17th century’s version of turnips in animal crossing. Only, this was real life, and people spent their life savings on flowers. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023 https://lin
159. Bothered About Dungeons and Dragons (B.A.D.D.) and Free Town Project
Kat dives into the controversial history of double Ds, Dungeons and Dragons that is. The Christian anti-D&D organization “Bothered About Dungeons and Dragons” formed in response to a mother’s concerns about satanic worship. Just remember to keep game pieces out of bodily orifices, and you should be safe! Next, Hayley covers the Freetown Project in Grafton, New Hampshire (the hamster state). Libertarians took over the area to practice their right to traffic organs, practice consensual cannibalism
158. Gwen Shamblin and Green Children of Woolpit
Kat teaches a lesson on a dietician who dipped her toe into evangelical cult-leading. Gwen Shamblin’s diet program of praying the fat away somehow appealed to enough people that she could afford a private plane- unfortunately for her.. Then, Hayley introduces us to a pair of feral children who showed up in Woolpit, England a very long time ago. We don’t know where they came from, only that their skin was green and they LOVED raw beans. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy ED Resource: https://www.na
157. Tycho Brahe and Transatlantic Accent
Hayley covers drunken, gold-nose-wearing astronomer, Tycho Brahe. When he wasn’t making wildly accurate observations with his naked eye, he was partying with his pet moose. Next, Kat covers “good speech,” also known as the transatlantic accent. You must speak in cursive and be classist to excel at this way of speaking! https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023 Steve Jobs Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lEnMmH9qh4 Hayley Sources: Tycho Brahe, The Most Eccentric,
156. Chimpanzee J. Fred Muggs and Autopsies
Kat tells the story of Muggs the chimpanzee who ape-eared just in time to save The Today Show. Remember, no matter how cute you are, you will never be as cute as a baby chimpanzee. Then, Hayley teaches the barfo-disgusto history of autopsies. It turns out Gangrene pus doesn’t taste good. Who knew? https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023 Hayley Sources: Australian Museum. (2022, 10, 20). Autopsies. Australian.Museum Muade Campbell, Henry Robertson. (2020, 11, 11). Th
155. COPS (TV Show) and Foreign Accent Syndrome
Hayley analyzes the only series that went out of its way fail the Bechdel test: Cops. This topic does not stem from an admiration for policing in the US, but rather to understand how and why a TV series was produced chronicling it. Next, Kat leans into one of her favorite genres: mysterious conditions. Voice-o change-o, officially known as Foreign Accent Syndrome, causes people to inexplicably start speaking in what sounds like a foreign accent... This is not the same as when you got your retain
154. Great Chicago Fire and Chiropractic
Kat tells the story of The Great Chicago Fire and examines possible suspects, including but not limited to Peg Leg Sullivan and engorged udders. The fire burned 4 square miles, killed 300 people, and left another 90,000 homeless, but at least we got Chicago’s first Little Free Library out of it. Then, Hayley exposes chiropractors for what they really are: raw milk drinking FREAKS. Not to marsh anyone’s mellow, but they don’t really have magnetic hands. https://linktr.ee/nightclassy Produced by P
153. Children's Crusade and Folie à Deux of Sabina and Ursula Eriksson
Project C in 1963 Birmingham stood for Project... Children? No, Project (non-violent) Confrontation to end segregation. Children across the city did march and altered the trajectory of the Civil Rights Movement. Next, Kat teaches about identical twins Sabina and Ursula Eriksson who folie à deux'ed their way onto the British version of COPS in a shared psychosis. Night Classy Store https://linktr.ee/nightclassy
152. Somerton Man and Vodou / Voodoo / Marie Laveau
Hayley covers the notorious cold case of the Somerton that has now been SOLVED. Did a religious extremist Little Free Library crack the case? No. But it would be a lot cooler if it did. Then, Kat delivers a crash course on the misunderstood religion of Vodou and the woman who cemented it to the culture of New Orleans. Come explore the mysterious and complicated life of Voodoo Queen, Marie Laveau. Night Classy Store https://linktr.ee/nightclassy
151. Toxic Lady Gloria Ramirez and Underground Cities of Cappadocia
Kat introduces us to Gloria Ramirez, the definition of TOXIC. Her personality was lovely but she was mysteriously oily, her blood smelled of amonia and had flecks of... something... in it. Next, Hayley reveals the secrets of an ancient underground city which closely resembles an ant farm. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023
150. Silk Road Part 2 and Cardiff Giant
Hayley wraps up her lesson on The Silk Road AKA anonymous Amazon + drugs. The moral of the story is never use your personal gmail when running an international drug trade. Next, there’s nothing George Hull does better than revenge. Kat introduces us to modern farmhouse icon, the Cardiff Giant. What the giant lacked in authenticity and biblical relevance, he made up for in his manly anatomy. Amen. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2023
Patreon Bonus! Trivia Night - Ep. 10
Do you remember more facts from Night Classy lessons than Kat and Hayley? Well, it's time to test yourself. We are sharing this Trivia Night episode usually exclusive to Patreon subscribers. Share this episode with your friends who need convincing before they commit the cost of a Bluth frozen banana for HOURS of laughter and parasocial entertainment. There are currently FIFTY-FIVE other Patreon exclusive episodes. "Golly Mom, that's like an entire YEAR of Night Classy!" "Yes, it is son." Get 'e
149. Silk Road Part 1 and Roar (1981)
Hayley covers "Anonymous Amazon" which is what we like to call ourselves when packages show up at our doorstep and we have no idea who could've possibly ordered all these??? Anonymous packages also come in handy when your name is Ross Ulbricht you're operating the largest online black market: Silk Road. Next, Kat teaches us about the Sunken Cost Fallacy with a real word example! The 1981 movie ROAR will literally kill you if you drink everytime you hear the name "TOGAR," who happens to star as o
Patreon Bonus! List Bitch - Ep. 11
List Bitches ASSEMBLE! Kat and Hayley are sharing this List Bitch episode usually exclusive to Patreon subscribers. Share this episode with your friends who need convincing before they commit the cost of a Bluth frozen banana for HOURS of laughter and parasocial entertainment. There are currently FIFTY-THREE other Patreon exclusive episodes. "Golly Mom, that's like an entire YEAR of Night Classy!" "Yes, it is son." Get 'em while they're hot at patreon.com/nightclassy In this episode, Hayley doe
148. Corkscrew Seal Killer and Glitter Mystery
Kat examines the mysterious corkscrew seal murders and the possible suspects. Could it be a blind shark? A positional thruster (nice)? Or perhaps a seal-ial killer?? Then, Hayley shocks everyone with the TRUTH about glitter. What is ‘Big Glitter’ hiding from the public? Military jets? Chemtrails? Feminine fishing boats?? The answer will ‘rock’ you. High-pitched voice theory - Neanderthal - BBC science https://linktr.ee/NightClassy © 2023 Parasaur Studios
147. Rattlesnake King and Gregor MacGregor
Snek oil, apply directly to the forehead! Snek oil, apply directly for the forehead! That’s our interpretation of what an 1800s commercial for snake oil would sound like. And don’t get it confused with the very real and highly effective Chinese folk medicine! Learn the origins of the snake oil idiom with Kat, then learn about our next conman of the week: Gregor MacGregor! The “Prince of Poyais” conned his way into the Mosquito Coast, and it’s worse than it sounds! https://linktr.ee/NightClassy
146. Ant Hill Kids Cult and Rufus The Demon Core
Wipe that smile off your face because Hayley came with a doozy this week. The most depraved part of her interests brings you the horrific backwoods Canadian torture cult of The Ant Hill Kids. Listen on to hear the one thing “Big Canada” doesn’t want you to know. Next, Kat “tickles the dragon’s tail” with the story of Rufus the Demon Core: the third and never-deployed nuclear bomb of World War II. Rufus was never detonated, but that did not stop him from taking two human lives. Bikini Atoll Ato
145. Best of 2022
Happy New Year Classymates! You voted on your favorite episode topics and we smashed them together into this SUPER episode. Enjoy Bodyfarms and Nellie Bly Undercover.
144. Balto and Psychedelic Christmas
Happy Holidays to our Night Classmates! Nothing says Christmas like deadly disease and psychedelics amiright? Kat takes us to Nome, Alaska where a team of super mushers risked everything to deliver life-saving diphtheria medicine in The Great Race of Mercy. #justicefortogo. Then, Hayley explains some possible origins of our most beloved Christmas traditions. If only Christmas still involved Shaman, magic mushrooms, and reindeer pee. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022
143. Dionne Quintuplets and Missing-Children Milk Cartons
Hayley covers the Dionne Quintuplets, the first known suriving identitcal quintuplets. Within a week of their birth, World's Fair exhibitors requested an appearance of the newborn sisters. And this was only the beginnging... Next, Kat has a depressing lesson too! Missing and disappearing children in the 70s and 80s gave us stranger danger, and eventually "missing-children milk cartons." MIlk cartons walked so Amber Alerts could run. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2
142. Hash House Harriers and Mad Gasser of Mattoon
There's running, and then there's ~cool~ running. The Hash House Harriers are a "Drinking club with a running problem" founded in 1938. We may or may not have been convinced to workout! Next, Kat tells us about the Mad Gasser (no, this is not just Chipotle smear campaign). In the 1940s, a masked individual in the small town of Mattoon, Illinois was terrorizing citizens with a chemical gas that caused temporary paralysis. Take this learny journey with us to get to solve the case of the Mad Gasser
141. Roman Chariot Racing and Ourang Medan
Kat explains why while she hates sports, ancient chariot racing was to die for. Literally. Roman chariot races were intense, but not as intense as their fandom. Next, get ready to suspend your disbelief as Hayley launches into her own “Blue Adept” journey with the story of the SS Ourang Medan ghost ship. Is it real or is it the creepiest thing that’s ever happened? You be the judge! https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022
Substitute: Condoms (w/ Justin Stoerp)
Happy Thanksgiving! Kat and Hayley are on thanksgiving break this week so we present a never-before-heard episode from the Night Classy Vault™ ! In the spirit of friendsgiving our substitute teacher is our good friend Justin Stoerp (formerly of What the Gays Say Podcast.) He's here to teach us a lesson on condoms or as we now call them cement dip-its. Enjoy this brief history of men wrapping their penises in weird shit. If you're wondering why our references to the Bachelor are all from Clayton'
140. Pinball and The Three Christs of Ypsilanti
Hayley covers the decades-long Pinball Ban in New York City, thanks to Mayor La Guardia who just wanted to fight oragnized crime... and artichokes. Who would've thought a naily board with a coin slot could be so sinister? Next, Kat covers the Three Christs of Ypsilanti. In 1955, Dr. Rokeach set out to relieve three men of the delsuion that they were all Jesus Christ, and ended up playing God himself. In a world full of Dr. Rokeachs, be a Dr. Yetti Woman. For More Night Classy! Produced by Paras
139. Great Hanoi Rat Massacre and Seven Sutherland Sisters
Kat covers the Cobra Effect, a maddening effect of government policies that backfire and do the opposite of what they intended. The consequences don't always involve animals, but when they do, it's RAT CITY in 1902 Hanoi, Tonkin, French Indochina. Explore the mystical origins of hamsters and the wonders of rat milk. Next, Hayley covers the Seven Sutherland Sisters, whose hair was so long (37 feet split between them all) they traveled in the circus as performers! Their lives became unrecognizable
138. Anna's Ice Palace and The Noid
Hayley tells the story of Ivanna the Terrible and how she truly lived up to her name. In Disney’s Frozen an ice castle was a fantasy, but in real life, ice sheets on an ice bed just means freezing your dick off. The ice elephant sounds pretty cool though. Then, Kat breathes life into Domino’s Pizza’s semi-retired mascot: The Noid. A creature so vile, so annoying, it inspired a hostage situation. NOID Commercial 1987 For More Night Classy! Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022
137. Doppelgänger and Locked Room Mystery
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136. Dogman and Kasha Demon
Kat’s ready to convert you to the ‘dog side’ with a lesson on Dog Man. Is Dog Man sexy or scary? Listen and find out! Then, Hayley takes us on a tour of the Kaimuki House where a demonic cat stalks the halls and uses corpses as puppets. Our Website! Dogman caught on Facebook Live (Encounter happens between 1:20 and 1:30) https://www.facebook.com/100008530481314/videos/2335459223415071/ More info/discussion: https://www.metabunk.org/threads/claim-dogman-spotted-on-a-facebook-livestream.11507/
135. The Doll Man of Russia and Werewolves
You will never look at Build-A-Bear the same after hearing Hayley’s harrowing tale of Anatoly Moskvin, self-proclaimed necropolyst, who “collected” vintage “dolls.” It’s worse than it sounds and we’re sorry. Next, Kat breaks down some pros and cons (mostly cons) of being a werewolf. As if having to strip naked before you transform isn’t embarrassing enough, then you have to face the criminal trials! Stay tuned next week for part 2: Dogman! Our Website!
134. The Bell Witch and Creepy Clowns
It’s officially the Halloween season and we are not going to let you forget it! Kat starts out with a paranormal classic: The Bell Witch. The Bell Witch is considered a compelling case for the existence of the paranormal as it ends in a real-life murder. And honestly, we might be team witch. Then, Hayley explains exactly why we are scared of clowns and where they come from. John Wayne Gacy started the fad, but as with any trend, clowns will always cycle back. This episode is sponsored by better
133. Neuschwanstein Castle and Juan Pujol García
The annual Oktoberfest episode is here! Kat’s lesson brings us to a storybook castle in a storybook setting: Neuschwanstein! Like any good fantasy, the castle housed a king who was, unfortunately, too beautiful. Too beautiful to get wrapped up in royal conspiracy? Decide for yourself. Next, Hayley teaches us how poultry farmer, Juan Pujol García, became a #bossbabe freelance spy during World War II. All you really need to do is watch Harry Potter on a loop and come up with a good codename! Prost
132. Room 1046 Mystery and Ice Cream
Hayley recaps the mysterious death of Artemus Ogletree. We don’t know what bell boys do, but walking into a bloody crime scene is certainly not in the job description. Then, Kat teaches a lesson on something she hates: ice cream! But at least modern ice cream doesn’t contain cooked eggs or goose liver. Join us as we dissect exactly how ice cream is an essential part of the American war machine! Join Our Patreon https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022
131. Big Nose George and McDonalds Monopoly Scandal
Hayley disturbs us all with the story of wild west outlaw, “Big Nose George,” the fashion icon. Big Nose George killed, but had they added the nipples he would have SLAYED. Then, sit on Ronald McDonald’s lap as Kat tells the story of real life hamburglar, Jerome Jacobson. This is the McDonalds Monopoly scandal, though we know the real scandal is the broken ice cream machines. Join us on Patreon! https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021
130. The David Reimer Case and The Champawat Man-eater
Content warning: This episode contians. references to sexual assault, pedophilia, CP, and mental illness like depression and suicide. This week, Hayley covers the case of David Reimer. Anonymously known in the medical community for years as the "John/Joan case," after his parents sought medical expertise for an irregularity while urinating. This resulted in over a decade of experimentation and abuse. David broke his silence in 1997 in hopes of preventing his experience from happening to anyone
129. Marie-Josephe Angelique and The Hope Diamond
Canada check! Kat tells the story of Marie-Josephe Angelique, an enslaved woman whose bravery and tenacity made her a symbol of black resistance. She probably didn’t start the fire, but we’d love that for her if she had. Next, Hayley brings the drama with the allegedly cursed Hope Diamond. The diamond is big, it is also blue, don’t take it home, or dogs will eat you. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Join our Patreon! Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2022
128. 1950s Quiz Show Scandal and Portrait of Madame...
This week, Kat covers a 1950s game show scandal, which feels much less like a game when the Supreme Court gets involved. Come for the drama, stay for the unique names and a surprise origin story at the end! Next, Hayley covers how one painting (Madame X…) apparently ruined the models life, and it’s not because she (Amélie Gautreau) couldn’t sit still and was “bad all around.” This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit http://betterhelp.com/classy
127. Human-Ape Hybrid Experiment and Medieval Animal Trials
Be scared, because Hayley’s here to tell you about Ilya Ivanov and his love of artificial insemination. Ivanov’s ultimate goal was to produce a chimp-human hybrid.. by any means necessary. You know it’s bad when the Soviets tell you what you’re doing is immoral. Then, hide your communion wafers and your pigs for Kat’s lesson on animal trials. RIP Harambe. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit http://betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo co
126. The Umbrella Murder and The Shark Arm Mystery
Kat covers the umbrella murder of Georgi Markov. Bad boy broke the #1 rule: Don’t make fun of the government! To be fair, it's a heroic act to speak out against Bulgarian communism… But no one expects to die by... Well, just listen to the episode! Next, Hayley takes us down under to tell us about the time a shark helped solve a murder mystery involving characters like the Australian Tony Soprano and the poster boy for big dairy! This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first mon
125. East German Balloon Escape and Near-Death Experiences
Kat covers the Strelzyk and Wetzel families’ daring escape from East Germany in their homemade hot air balloon. You know living under the Soviets was bad when 8 people were willing to fly 8,200 feet in the air in a contraption that failed many times. Not even Chipotle could make us shit our pants that hard. Next, Hayley discusses near death experiences and their window into the afterlife. Did the first guy burn because he was a childhood bully or because he was literally struck by lightning? You
124. Henrietta Lack's Immortal Cells and Harry R. Truman's Mt. St. Helens Death
Hayley teaches a lesson on Henrietta's Immortal Cells; the lady had cells on cells on cells! Henrietta unknowingly saved over 10 million lives with her HeLa cell line but the defecit of medical ethics is adding up to... not good. Then, Kat tells the end of life story of Harry Truman, not the president! We're talking about the one who opted out of evacuating Mt. St. Helens in 1980 and opted IN for automatic vaporization with the comfort of his 16 cats and his homemade "Panther Piss." This episod
123. Deep Throat and Lord Byron
Kat teaches a lesson on Deep Throat, the movie not the Watergate mole. Although they might have something in common- can we be 100% sure Nixon didn’t have a clitorous in the back of his throat? Then, Hayley tells the life story of Lord Byron, the 19th century’s favorite unhinged thinspo influencer. Unfortunately for him, extreme dieting does NOT prevent STDs, and neither does sleeping with your sister. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit ht
122. Casket Girls and The Corrupted Blood Pandemic
Kat's lesson takes us to New France aka France 2 (the sequel) aka NAWLINS. Also, some strange pale girls carrying caskets for duffle bags are following us. NONE of this lesson is embellished so throw on your Team Edward shirt and learn the legend of The Casket Girls. Up next, we may no nothing about coding but we do know World of Warcraft developers nailed it when they accidentally created an in-game pandemic in 2005. Real world epidemiologists studied gamer behavior ie: how players did/did not
121. Michael Rockefeller Disappearance and Crystals
Nepotism pays, but it also KILLS. When daddy’s money couldn’t buy Michael Rockefeller what he wanted, he paid with his life. Or did he?? Then, get ready to ‘add to cart’ because we’re here to remind you about crystals. Do they actually have healing powers? Only if you think they do! Donate to Planned Parenthood! This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit http://betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Prod
Florida Man and Escape from Alcatraz
Kat covers one of the internet's most beloved species: Florida Man. Need we say more? From killing a man with a sword named "Kindness" to closet adventures, it seems the Florida Man cannot be stopped. Next, Hayley ponders if inmates at Alcatraz could actually escape the island alive? Evidence points to a trio of men escaping but no one knows for sure... This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit http://betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code
Mosquitos and ASMR
If you grapefruit your man and Kim Kardashian pomelos her man, does that mean mosquitos mandarin orange their man? This week on this mosquito cockfighting ring that we call a podcast, Hayley tells us about the world’s most hated creature and how we can eliminate them! Then, *click clack* *swish swish* Kat breathes into your ear some sweet sweet ASMR. Love it or hate it, the science is fascinating. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit http://b
RuPaul and The Tartarian Empire
Come for RuPaul and The U-Hauls and Shantay, you stay for Star Booty! This week, Kat covers the awe-inspiring life of QUEEN, RuPaul Andre Charles. Happy Pride Month! You better work! Next, Hayley takes us off the deep end and covers the relatively new conspiracy of The Tartarian Empire. "Tartar Truthers" take the most Euro-centric route possible and blame a "covered up" civilization on all governments... and the Mud Flood. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of
Alice Liddell in Wonderland and Dance Marathons
Hayley tells us Alice in Wonderland was a real person, and the whole story is just one big creepy detail. Yeah, this is not a fun lesson. Drink every time we say “disgusting.” Then, Kat reminds us that humans have always been weird and terrible! Depression-era Dance Marathons were not as cute as they sound and often ended in hallucinations, mania, and sometimes death. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our pr
The Gin Craze and Who Let The Dogs Out
Kat covers the Gin Craze where you can get drunk for a penny or dead drunk for 2 pennies! Gin and tonic, to know her is to love her. But some people loved her a little too much. Next, Hayley quieries, who let the dogs out? If you exclaimed, "Bow Wow!".... You're wrong. Join us as we examine one of the music industry's most annoying yet mystifying songs, with the help of Jeeves, of course. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/c
Caligula and The Stomach of Alexis St. Martin
Hayley covers Joffrey Baratheon’s inspo: the Roman Emperor Caligula. Like and follow for his cute nighttime skin care routine of almost murdering his bestfriend and donate to us on Patreon so Hayley can be exiled to an island. Then, Kat introduces us to Fistulous Alexis, the man with the hole in his stomach. Thanks to Alexis St. Martin, we know what stomach acid tastes like. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter
Refrigerator Cats and Hypnosis
"Rats and cats" was the 1800s version of chain email, a simpler time when reliable sources were traveling men and evolution occurred in 5 generations or less. Kat teaches us how one rumor about cold storage pest solutions swept the nation and beyond. Next, Hayley continues the "1800s were wild" theme in a lesson on hypnosis and one of the first times it was used in court as a defense! Hypnosis is the devil but it can 100% help with your next amputation. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp
Mesmerism and Polgar Sister Prodigies
Franz Anton Mesmer discovered that the antidote to all mammalian ailments is a magnetized rod. Isn’t it weird how women always seem to need healing between their thighs? Then, it’s time to FIDE for your right to play chess! Susan, Sofia, and Judit Polgar broke barriers for women in chess, while their father cracked the code on raising child prodigies. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY.
112. Stigmatics and The Death of Ken McElroy
Of all the ways to evangelize, stigmatics chose the scariest way. Kat delves deep into “an amount” of scientific research on the stigmata condition which produces mysterious wounds corresponding to the Christian wounds of Jesus during crucification. Next, Hayley takes us on a true crime journey to Skidmore, Missouri to meet Ken Rex McElroy and the town that banned together when official law enforcement wouldn’t! This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better he
Oak Island Mystery, Kappa Cryptid, and Coincidences
When sugar mommies call, we listen! Alec delivers a specially requested sequel to his Patreon treasure hunt lessons with the Oak Island money pit mystery. Is pirate treasure there, or is it one of the History Channel’s classic hoaxes? Then, Kat teaches a mini lesson on Japanese cryptid: Kappas. They do have 3 anuses, but cucumbers only go in their mouth! Next, Hayley tells us about coincidences and why they only exist if you’re spiritual and self-obsessed. Which we all are, so it works. This ep
BONUS: The Forrest Fenn Treasure (Part 1 & Part 2)
Kat & Hayley are sharing these two classic Night Classy Patreon episodes, previously only available at www.patreon.com/nightclassy This double feature is a combo of two substitute episodes taught by our wonderful producer Alec Ogg. Part 1 (recorded in June 2020) introduces us to Forrest Fenn's treasure and the series of clues that sent thousands hunting for it. The first part ends with a WILD twist— don’t google it, just listen. Part 2 is the unbelievable follow-up recorded in April 2021. Shar
The True Crime Obsession and Rabies
Public executions are a thing of the past, so it’s a good thing we have murder podcasts. Why does true crime slap so hard? Hayley’s here to tell you! Then, grab your Nikes because we’re running for a cure- for rabies! Rabies is so scary it almost makes us believe in God. Thank glow stick Jesus we have St. Hubert’s key to keep us safe. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit http://betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://au
Houska Castle and The Roswell Incident
“Houska Castle: Built By Ghosts, For Ghosts!” Kat tells the mysterious tale of how this nonsensical castle was constructed over Czech Republic’s very own crevasse to Hell. Not even the elixir of life can save you! Next up, Hayley covers Cosmic Watergate aka a big, stinky coverup of an alien crash site in Roswell, New Mexico. The only verifiable takeaway from the Roswell Incident is that face down, ass up is best practice when free falling from an airplane/weather balloon/UFO… But we already knew
Nellie Bly Undercover and Danny LaPlante
Hayley asks the question: “What are girls good for?” If you said infiltrating a psych ward to expose its abuses and catalyze change, you’d be right! Nellie Bly was a glass ceiling-breaking stunt journalist who knew how to pack light and pass as a baby. Then, Kat covers the creepy story of Ketchup king and ghost(??) Danny LaPlante. Danny may not have been tall, hot, and blonde, but he WAS a creepy spree killer who never showered. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first mo
Deadly Nightshades and Vikings
2 in the light shade, 1 in the stinking nightshade! Hope you’re not too shocked by Kat’s lesson on deadly nightshade plants with beautiful names like ~nicotine~ and ~potato~. Because it’s true, toxins could be right there in your pantry, on your pizza or possibly across the street at Chipotle. Next, Hayley has a question: were the Vikings bloodthirsty brutes or were they just blondes having more fun? After a long day of pooping the land, anyone could use a stress-relieving raid, right? Grab your
The Pockmarked Man and The Flying Spaghetti Monster
This one goes out to the dark angels! Hayley tells the horrifying story of “the pockmarked man” who terrorized Paris for a decade. To avoid being murdered, don’t take shortcuts, never be a young woman, and if you have a helpful, friendly neighbor, just do not leave your house. Then, get your spaghetti colander and pirate costume because we’re going to CHURCH! Kat’s here to tell you how you can have access to a beer volcano, worship a flying noodle monster, and enforce the separation of church an
Feejee Mermaid and Burt's Bees
Can’t we all just say mermaids are real and get on with it!? Kat covers the Feejee Mermaid! Ok, so it’s not a mermaid but look at the monkey head sewn onto the fish tail and tell us it doesn’t feel right. And speaking of things that don’t feel right, Burt’s Bees hurts mees! Hayley cannot mind her own beeswax, Kat is pushing 30… I mean, pushing 26, and Ingram Burt Shavitz was so vapid that he walked away from millions of sweet sweet lip balm dollars so he could live in a retrofitted bird coop. We
Body Farms and Cadaver Dogs
Check if your heart is still beeping... this may be the closest the two lessons have ever coincided! Kat covers forensic body farms where you may get a rigor mortis hard-on from the cat eating your ass. And if that doesn't make you S.I.C.K then perhaps you'll enjoy Hayley's lesson on cadaver dogs! These canine crime fighters can smell a corpse fifteen feet under ground-- which is why we dress them like Sherlock Holmes. What's that smell? Either a dog toy dipped in corpse-cologne or the poop fair
Weird Al Yankovic and CIA Inventions
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then parody is a fucking honor. Weird Al Yankovic revolutionized rock with his accordion (because how else does one revolutionize rock?) and normalized calling out our partners for almost buying the half gallon of Rocky Road ice cream, and not the entire back stock. We Stan Weird Al. Next, Hayley talks about taxidermy a lot… But it’s not what you think. This Learny Journey is about outlandish CIA inventions and quickly devolved into a 5th grade Sex
Falling in Love and Badass Bass Reeves
Inspired by her favorite genre of TV (trash) Kat presents the psychology of falling in love. With shocking revelations like “falling in love feels like being on drugs” and “you’re more likely to experience love at first sight with attractive people.” Next, Hayley covers Bad Bass Ass Reeves (Bass Reeves), the first black deputy US marshall west of the Mississippi and inspiration for the Lone Ranger. Grab your mustache and cup of warm water because you’re wanted daddy or alive! This episode is spo
East Coast West Coast Rivalry and Stoned Ape Theory
This week, Kat gives a crash course on the famed East Coast-West Coast hip hop rivalry of the 90s. Which came first: the shot or the song “Who Shot Ya?” Grab your roach spray and let’s go on a learny journey. Next, Hayley takes us back… like all the way back… to the beginning of human consciousness. Stoned Ape Theory posits that if you take more than a mouse’s arm amount of mushrooms, you can launch your species into drastic evolution. The only thing this hypothesis proves is that literally anyt
Courtesan Baddie and Cemeteries
Shout out to the learny wormies and night cats who got us to our 100th episode! Delete your Seeking Arrangements account because Hayley is here to tell you exactly how to be a high class sugar baby- 19th century style. She meets with them, she sleeps with them, she spies on them, she’s Margaretha Geertrudia MacLeod. Next, hopefully you don’t have coimetrophobia because Kat is here to tell you about cemeteries. If you like state parks, thank a cemetery. And if you were murdered, you can thank Pin
The Executed Priest and Historic Beauty Trends
If you must monogram, monogram everything! That way, if your body ever washes ashore in a pillowcase, investigators will be able to track down your very specific monogrammed piece and solve your murder. Next, Kat outs herself as a disgusting person and brings influencers of centuries past down with her. Before microblading, there were mouse/goat hair extensions for eyebrows along with the classic concoction of chemicals to get cancer AND beauty. Take a walk down learny journey lane to learn more
Horse Diving and Rasputin
Kat teaches a lesson on horse diving, a performance so crazy and cruel that one man wanted to bring it back in the 90s. Who was that man? I’m sure you can guess. Next, he’s horny, he’s filthy, and he can see the future! Hayley enlightens us with the life story of Rasputin. We can’t promise this episode won’t give you a yeast infection, but at least no one will beat you with a crucifix. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/cla
Stonehenge and the Misadventures of the Russian Baltic Fleet
Kat brings bath salts back with her lesson on Stonehenge, the very first gym. We ask the important questions so you don't have to ie: "So this is Easter Island Right?" and "What is wood?" Next, Hayley doubles down on the historical content with Russia's most unmentionable yet relatable Baltic Fleet. This lesson is like the "Hey mom, can you come pick me up? I'm scared." meme but make it Mother Russia. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit bet
The Alaska Triangle and Toilet Paper
Hayley teaches that the Alaska Triangle is indeed a triangle and mysterious things happen there. Triangles have 3 sides and Alaska has whales, cold weather, the Iditarod, and shapeshifters. Next, Kat reminds us that poop jokes are always funny and explains the history of toilet paper. Friendly reminder that the Charmin bears are satanic and you can’t pop hemorrhoids. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our pro
Lobotomies and Lake Lanier
Alcohol shot to the brain, and lobotomy’s to blame. You give mental health services a bad name. But other than scrambling brains and tampons soaked in Svedka, it’s all good! Learn about primal neurosurgery then cleanse your palette with a healthy dose of massive catfish and bad gals haunting Lake Lanier. It’s A) hotter than a hoochie coochie, and B) an important. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo c
Best of 2021
Happy New Year Classmates! You voted on your favorite episode topics and we smashed them together. Enjoy The Killdozer and Disney Controversies. See you in 2022 xoxo This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021
Creepy Christmas Lore and Dangerous Gifts
Yule better not pout, yule better not cry, Night Classy has lists and we're reading them twice. Think more horrific and hazardous rather than naughty and nice. Kat delights us all with thoughts of cannibalism, horse skulls, and sausage swiping' window peepers in Christmas lore before Hayley lists off her anti-gift-giving-guide (or perfect gift guide, depending on who you're buying for) brimming with radiation, recalls, and visits to the ER. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off
The Santa Heist and Furries
Hayley covers Marshall Ratliff and his 1927 Santa Claus bank robbery. What would you do if you saw Santa robbing a bank? If you said run to the nearest hardware store, buy a gun, and shoot him, you might be from Texas. Then, Malori Sparkles is a simp for Simba and teaches a lesson on a fur-scinating subculture. We used to be a couple of Steves and Larrys thinking being a furry was just a kink. Turns out, it’s a lot more than that! This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first
The 27 Club and Hallmark Christmas Movies
Birthday anxiety + conspiracy + tragedy = The 27 Club. Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimi Hendrix are all members of this non-official yet permanent club. Learn all about it so we can then lighten the mood with Hallmark Christmas movie factoids ie: budgets, paranormal romance restrictions, preferred stages of grief, etc. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios ©
Diet History and The Flatwoods Monster
I guess we’re a diet podcast now because Hayley weighs in on the strange and scary history of dieting. Some fun fads include shopping mall scales, showing off your abnormally tiny poop, and our own contribution a “juice” (wine) cleanse. Then, it’s cryptid time because Kat tells the story of The Flatwoods Monster. In summary, she thicc and she stinks. This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY. P
Writing the Oxford English Dictionary and Dancer's Image Conspiracy
Hayley experiences the sunken lost cause fallacy and brings us a lesson on how the Oxford English Dictionary was created. There are a lot of dick-tionary jokes and we all learn and re-learn some words. TLDR: this lesson is better than it sounds. Next, Kat stays on brand and talks about horses for 45 minutes. Learn about the time Dancer's Image won the Kentucky Derby in 1968 and the conspiracy (real) reason as to why he was disqualified. Bonus segment: best horse names. We have dibs on Pistachio
The Paleo Diet and Queen Bees
Kat crawls out of a 3-foot tall meat freezer to teach us about the "toe shoes" of gastronomy: the Paleo diet. Did cavemen really gorge on raw ground beef between shirtless beer pong matches? Find out in Act 1! Then Hayley shows up with a lesson on the biggest bitch in the hive: The Queen Bee. Pooping out babies and eating Royal Jelly isn't disgusting, Kat. Find out the most painful spots to be stung (Spoiler alert: one of them is the penis shaft.) https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasa
Irish Crown Jewel Heist and Strange Historical Inventions
The crown jewels of Ireland may be pitiful but the reason why they disappeared is pathetic. Just get a new safe. It’s literally the royal fucking family. Thankfully, it was all just pranks. Next, Kat is a list bitch and takes a deep dive into the most intriguing and peculiar inventions she could find on the internet. Because why hire a person when the wind can be your babysitter? Why drink normal water when it can be electric? These are the questions we ask ourselves whilst using the pissoir. h
Localization of Anime and The First Sex Shop
Kat explains localization: the practice of adapting foreign media for local audiences. Localization played a major role in the importation of Japanese anime to the United States… for better or for worse. Things happened, decisions were made.. Or not made. Then, Hayley teaches a lesson on sex shop pioneer Beate Rottenburg, but you can just call her Beet. Beet is a complicated figure to say the least, but we have her to thank for the convenient availability of edible underwear and candy flavored l
Ouija Boards and Carl's Corpse Bride (Part 2)
Kat may not be a strong medium but she still knows what the people want: a lesson on ouija boards! Much like the toy, it was a medium success. But we still have questions like, “What is your accent?” and “Are you wearing underwear?” Ouija gonna do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Next, Hayley reminds us of the hell Carl Tanzler put Elena Hoyos’ corpse (and family) through. At least she got some hot beef tea before being blasted into outer space, because science. Happy https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Paras
Carl's Corpse Bride (Part 1) and The Hinterkaifeck Murders
Hayley tells us about a man with a plan: Carl Tanzler. From childhood, Carl received visions of his future spouse and spent his adult life searching for her. But when he finally met the object of his obsession, she was dying of TB (Tuberculosis, not tight butthole) and her time on earth with him was short… But Carl could live with a little corpse stink. Then, if Kat had to read something horrible, you have to hear about it. We bring to you one of the most brutal and creepy murders in history: Th
The Pollock Twins and The Watcher
This week Hayley teaches us about The Pollock Twins! They’re the direct result of reincarnation and their parents not being able to keep their hands off each other, despite almost getting a divorce. We are convinced souls are recycled and these young ladies are pretty convincing. Next, Kat takes us to a scary place full of HOAs. Having a $1.3 mansion doesn’t sound too bad until there’s someone who calls themselves “The Watcher” involved. If you also consider yourself a sensitive daisy, you’ve be
Ectoplasm and Halloween Romance
It’s an animated ribbon! It’s a quoof! It’s ectoplasm! All are true for Kat’s lesson on the mysterious, gelatinous substance coming out of all orifices remotely related to ghosts. Some call it egg whites and urine, others call it “soul substance” but at the end of the day you could probably just make ectoplasm at home tbh. Next, Hayley talks a lot about kale and its girth. Halloween was the OG romantic holiday and as previously stated, there were a lot of fruits and vegetables involved. And no,
Peter the Wild Boy and Beer
Happy Oktoberfest b*tches and welcome to our *loosely* themed episode! Hayley delights us with the tale of Peter, a feral child plucked from Germany's Black forest and raised by royalty. Peter was a wild boy, not a proper boy- and it showed. Next, Kat hits Oktoberfest on the nose with a lesson on beer. Beer making started as many as 10,000 years ago, and was a vital part of society. So much so, there were goddesses dedicated to its making, not limited to our current beer goddess: The St. Paulie
Johnny Appleseed and Drunk Tank Pink / Paris Green
If Johnny Appleseed has come up in your life a lot recently, you’re not alone. And if you’re a big fan of sacks, you’re also not alone! For being raised by a tree, Johnny Appleseed has left quite a legacy as the creepy old man giving away sections of books. Oh, and planting trees! Next, we rejuvenate with a lesson on Drunk Tank Pink and get toxic with Paris Green. Even the guy who researched the calming effects of this shade of pink isn’t positive how it works or how long it works but why not pa
“Lord” Timothy Dexter and “School” Bishop Sycamore
Lord Timothy Dexter was not a lord, but he was the Informer of Deer, a collector of giant statues, and the first in the East, the first in the West, and the greatest philosopher of the western world. In other words, he was a moron- possibly the biggest in history. Next, we learn about Catfish of the sports world Leeroy Jenkins. Sadly for him, his “high school” football team does not consist of Russel Wilson, Russel Wilson, and Russel Wilson, but he probably would insist otherwise. https://linkt
Mummified Rosalia Lombardo and American Squirrel
Death is a part of life and, coincidentally, this week's episode! Hayley teaches us about the Capuchin Catacombs of Palermo which attracts hoards of tourists thanks to its 8,000+ mummified corpses. The most famous of them being 2 year-old, Rosalia Lombardo, the blinking mummy. And we have the MRI scan to prove she's real! As real as Kim K's you-know-what. Next, Kat answers all of our burning questions about American squirrels like, "The American government used propaganda to persuade school chil
The Bikini Murderer and Coke vs. Pepsi Wars
This week in the CIA think tank- AKA Night Classy, Kat lures us to a hotel room to look at crystals and talk about murder. Charles Sobhraj evaded the police countless times during his ”Hippie Trail” murder spree, but ultimately it was mineral water that took him down. Next, Hayley dips her feet in the food industry and revisits an age old debate: Coke or Brad’s Drink? Support the brands that support us! Use code NIGHTCLASSY for 30% off your order of BetterMorning at trybetterbrand.com https://l
The Machine and Insane Clown Posse
Bama Rush TikTok has taken over the internet but not a single video mentions the secret not-so-secret society operating behind the scenes of University of Alabama’s Greek life. Hayley clues us into all things “The Machine,” except for why it tries so hard to control the Student Government Association… and what the student government is… and what it does... but you know it’s bad when Bill Cosby shows up! Kat lifts the mood with a throwback lesson on the widely hated and widely loved band, Insane
Luck and The Inventor of Beanie Babies
We are feeling lucky! Kat covers the concept of luck along with some charms, rituals, and superstitions. Remember, never eat a plain egg puck, lest you be cursed with 100 years of infidelity. Next, Hayley teaches a lesson on Ty Warner, the creator of Beanie Babies. We all owe a big thank you to Hayley and her midwestern brethren for making Beanie Babies happen, and our past selves a kick in the pants for donating all of them to Goodwill. Think of the Juicy Couture tracksuits we could have bought
The Hobby Lobby Artifact Scandal and The Alnwick Poison Garden
This week, we realize the best way of practicing humility is to use your collection of ancient artifacts as tiles on your bathroom floor. Or if you own Hobby Lobby, you can just craft that shit up yourself. But that makes too much sense and involves too little scandal! Next, Kat adds injury to death. If you must die, die in The Alnwick Poison Garden where all your goth dreams will come true. In this garden of death, you'll find the world's most lethal botany. First, they're sweet, then they're s
1904 Olympic Marathon and Pampered Pets
This week, we’re drinking a tantalizing mixture of brandy, egg whites and rat poison- sponsored by The Olympics! Just kidding, but also not kidding, because the 1904 Olympics was exactly that wild. Think- a poodle-clipping competition won by Avril Lafoule wild. Next, Hayley explains why depressed millennials are obsessed with their pets and what happens when they go too far. And we experience a historic re-teaching moment about one very famous aristocat. Support the brands that support us! Use
Celebration, Florida and Life on Mars
Fact: family annihilators all have golden retrievers and live in cookie-cutter neighborhoods. But that would never happen in a Disney-created town, right? RIGHT?! Listen to Hayley’s lesson on the creepy happenings in the town of Celebration, Florida and maybe you’ll end up hating Mickey Mouse too. Or if you’d rather keep the magic alive, you can skip right to Kat’s lesson. It’s ~out of this world~ Kat teaches us about the red planet that is red. It’s boiling hot and toxic as fuck. Would you “swi
The Green River Killer and Hollow Earth Theory
Kat’s a true crime bitch this week and covers Gary Ridgeway, The Green River Killer. Much like Gary, we don’t like necrophilia, but unlike him, we don’t do it. Then, oh good, more trauma! Hayley introduces us to a group of people even more outlandish than flat earthers: hollow earthers! Here, we learn that the earth is not filled with “ligwah macquid,” but rather grape flavored thrifty vegetables. Honestly, just call us Rush Limbaugh because we kinda believe it. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Pro
Beauty Pageants and The Welles House
Kat simultaneously teaches the history of beauty pageants and makes the distinction that Greek mythology is NOT history. You don't have to be an undercover cop to participate in beauty pageants but you must use a critical lens when reviewing the misogynistic and racist past of these programs. If traditional pageantry doesn't tickle your fancy, look out for Night Classy's very own witch-themed pageant (disclaimer: must own cat to enter)! Next, Hayley covers the creepy details of The Welles House
Sex in Ancient Egypt and Animal Mating Rituals
Hayley schools us on sex in Ancient Egypt… Good news: if you were single, you had nothing to lose! (Not even your virginity.) We’ve concluded that God IS a woman and she IS a milky-breasted vampire. Have you used “consex” clues to decipher the topic this week? If not, Kat can help further with her lesson on animal mating rituals. Turns out, there are some problematic practices in the animal kingdom. #YesAllFish. Oh, and don’t forget to check your throat for sea slugs and squid heads! Head over
Last Meals and Hacking
Kat teaches a lesson on last meals, or “special meals,” of death row inmates. Learn about the history and psychology behind the practice of last meals, and remember to order the “last meal special” next time you’re at Starbucks! Next, we hit the motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode when Hayley covers the practice of hacking. We promise this lesson is at least 10 times more interesting than a model train racing competition. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021
Pasco County Targeting and The Khamar Daban Incident
Holly covers the case of a Florida man on a power trip. The Pasco County sheriff’s office has been surveilling and harassing its residents on the basis of arbitrary scores that “predict” how likely they are to commit a future crime. IT JUST MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL. Next, Claudia teaches a lesson on the case that has been called “the second Dyatlov Pass Incident.” Is it a creepy pasta? Is this Blue Adept round two? No!!! And stop asking!!! Support the brands who support us! For 20% off your order
Götz von Berlichingen and The Stonewall Uprising
Hayley delivers a history lesson this week on 15th century mercenary, Gotz Von Berlichingen. Berlichen enjoyed fighting people, fighting cities, fighting countries, fighting Chipotle, ruling with an iron fist, and most of all, having his ass kissed. Next, Kat teaches a lesson on the catalyst of the modern day LGBTQIA+ rights movement and the reason we have pride parades: Stonewall. Happy pride everybody, and thank you to the brave folks at Stonewall who made Pride Month possible! This Pride Mont
Pokémon and One Direction
We did it! It’s the episode no one asked for. Kat teaches a lesson on the dogfighting ring of the video game world- Pokemon. Next, Hayley talks about One Direction, the “infamous” 2010s boyband. Now you hipsters can be experts on the two things you avoided because they were too ~mainstream~ Support the brands who support us! For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo code nightclassy. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021
Hipsters and Swear Words
Hayley teaches a lesson on hipsters and proves they all look the same.. And they’re living in SALT LAKE CITY?! It also turns out that modern hipsters were not the first to the game- they owe it all to the hepcats. Then, Kat presents the history of swear words and the research behind why we fucking love swearing. Stop trying to make “ficken” happen. It’s NOT going to happen! Support the brands who support us! For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our promo
American Apparel and The Killdozer
This week, we prove that #yesallmen. Hayley tells the story of American Apparel and its predator of a CEO Dov Charney. Dov really showed that all good things can and will be ruined by a creepy ass man. This is why we can’t have nice T-shirts. Then, Kat teaches a lesson on Marvin Heemeyer and his “killdozer.” Marvin felt wronged by zoning laws so he decided to take things into his own hands.. And the internet made him a hero for it. Support the brands who support us! For 20% off your order of S
The Russian Fox Domestication Experiment and Coffee
Dmitri Belyaev dreamed of witnessing the process of domestication within his lifetime. Kat tells the story of how he made that happen with silver foxes, in spite of Soviet-era hostility toward the study of genetics. Thanks Stalin! Then, Hayley teaches the history of coffee and we learn the devil is good, food can be baptized, and coffee brings all the monks to the yard. Donate to us on Patreon to fund our new addiction to poop coffee! https://linktr.ee/NightClassy Produced by Parasaur Studios ©
Bounty Hunters and The Max Headroom Signal Hijacking
Hayley teaches a lesson on bounty hunters which of course includes the queen bee bounty hunter, Dog. We don’t want to give Dog too much attention, as bounty hunting in other countries is just called kidnapping, but we do love his hair. Next, Kat lectures on one of the 80’s most iconic hacking incidents: the Max Headroom case. It may have been an inside job- which by the way Hayley loves, but only when she’s not part of them. Support the brands who support us! For 20% off your order of Seventh
Lavender Doe and Fraudulent Psychics
Hayley covers a chilling cold case and once again proves that internet sleuths are more useful than police. Then, we take a not-at-all brief intermission to have our first fight. Friendships were destroyed, relationships shattered, all over years-old spoilers. Hayley and Alec literally don’t know how Harry Potter ended. Someone take their millennial cards. After that abomination, Kat graciously decides to remain on the podcast long enough to teach a lesson on fake psychics. Support the brands wh
Buffalo Soldier Samuel Garland and Tupperware
Kat has the privilege of telling the life story of horse-papaw Samuel Garland. Samuel was a member of the US 10th Cavalry Regiment and an early settler of Nicodemus- he really was goin’ around startin’ towns. Next, Hayley teaches us about Tupperware and the woman behind its success, (and the reason we get to enjoy leftovers) Brownie Wise. We thank Brownie Wise for her sassy use of ellipses and extend a big middle finger to Earl Tupper for his misogyny. Support the brands who support us! For 20
The Mother of Rabbits and The Attack of Dr. Smith
Today on TLC’s A Rabbit Story Hayley teaches a lesson on Mary Toft. Mary astonished eighteenth century medical doctors by giving birth to rabbits- or at least chunks of dismembered rabbits. A woman’s body really is a mystery. Then, Kat tells the peculiar story of Dr. OC Smith. Dr. Smith, a respected medical examiner known for conducting autopsies on homicide victims, became the victim of a grisly crime himself…. Or did he? PS we never did get our Chinese food :( Support the brands who support u
BONUS: Drinking The Koolaid Crossover
Drinking The Koolaid is a podcast dedicated to the mysterious and hosts Cassidy and Amanda join Night Classy this week to teach two very mysterious lessons! Cassidy covers the strange mass death of birds within a one-mile radius of a small Arkansas town... aliens? Next, Amanda presents the Kentucky meat shower incident where mysterious meat fell from the sky... babies? Subscribe to Drinking The Koolaid to hear Kat and Hayley teach lessons on the mummified leg feud and chess boxing. Drinking The
American Woman Joins ISIS and History of Magicians
Kat covers Samantha Sally, an American woman who joined ISIS. Whether she joined by her own free will or was forced to by her husband is unclear, but what’s not unclear is Kat’s affinity for horses AND ringworm. Next, there’s some Houdini in this house, there’s some Houdini in this house because Hayley (former MHS prom queen c. 2015) teaches a lesson on the history of magicians! Support the brands who support us! For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com and enter our
Accidental Inventions and Products With A Cult-Like Following
Hayley covers inventions that were created fully by accident. But what won’t be an accident is our new living room decorated with bubble wrap and luminol. Next, Kat tells us about some products that people are (arguably) way too obsessed with. Why are Birkin bags so expensive? Why must people cling to farmhouse chic? And why have sex on your children’s toys when Applebee’s bathrooms exist??! Support the brands who support us! For 20% off your order of Seventh Hill CBD visit seventhhillcbd.com a
Spontaneous Human Combustion and The Pirate Queen
Hayley teaches a lesson on spontaneous human combustion, AKA what happens every time we eat Chipotle. Next, Kat takes us on a learny journey to China where we learn about the life of one of the most successful pirate lords in history: Ching Shih. Night Classy stands against Asian American Pacific Islander hate always, and especially in the wake of the recent shooting in Atlanta which targeted primarily Asian American women. Violence against the AAPI community has risen approximately 350% in rec
The Unknown Woman of the Seine and Past Lives
Kat teaches a lesson on L’Inconnue de la Seine, an unidentified drowned girl who ended up setting beauty standards for a century. Next, Hayley teaches a lesson on past lives and we examine our own past lives as a colonial woman and her horse. Finally, don’t forget: niceness protects predators, but niceness also helps small businesses! This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY. https://linktr.ee/NightClas
The Bermuda Triangle and Marsha P. Johnson
Happy freaking birthday to us! Night Classy turned one year old, so we popped prosecco, drank the entire bottle before starting, and covered two incredible listener topics. Kat teaches a lesson on The Bermuda Triangle, complete with 80s song breaks, juicy coochie, and angry screaming about Chris Columbus. Next, Hayley covers black, trans, LGBTQ+ activist Marsha ‘Pay it no mind’ Johnson. Who among being a legendary advocate and American hero, was also “prone” to making her own clothes. Trans Life
Bonnie and Clyde and Vestigiality
Hayley tells the story of America’s most famous criminal couple: Bonnie and Clyde. Next, Kat teaches a lesson on vestigiality- the structures, behaviors, and organs that evolution has rendered useless. Meanwhile, Hayley reminisces about the tail she may have had, and exposes her own vestigial structure: her crooked buttcrack. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Our Link Tree Produced by Parasaur
The Hungriest Man and The Disappearance of John and Linda Sohus
Kat tells the story of the hungriest man who ever lived: Tarrare. Tarrare was known to eat anything he could find including raw organs, live cats, and garbage, until he literally ended up with a food baby.. Next, Hayley teaches a lesson on the disappearance of John and Linda Sohus. The moral of this story is never, EVER trust a man named Chip. Not even Chip Gaines. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLA
Denver Airport Conspiracies and Furbies
Hayley blows our minds with the fact that there are lizard people, and they live in Denver, CO. That’s right! We are talking about Denver Airport conspiracy theories. What’s scarier: the world ending or being crushed to death by a veiny blue horse? Next, Kat takes on some conspiracy theories of her own around the 90s’ favorite toy: Furby! Until they make a Furby that can hold our hair and put us to bed after a night out, we don’t want one. Our Linktree Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021
Masha and Dasha Krivoshlyapova and The Man In The Iron Mask
Hayley goes grim this week and tells us about Masha and Dasha Krivoshlyapova; a pair of conjoined twins who were ruthlessly experimented on by Soviet Russia. Then, Kat lightens the mood by taking us to a 17th century French prison, where an anonymous prisoner was made to wear a mask, concealing his identity over his decades long sentence. Who was the man in the iron mask? Or dare we say- the mutt in the iron muzzle? DOGGY STYLE. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your or
The Sims and Valentine's Day
Hayley teaches us all about our first and favorite childhood video game: The Sims! Then we get in our biggest fight ever over Hayley making Kat's sim blonde and evil. Next, Kat tells us about the ancient Roman holiday (?) Lupercalia and how it ~may~ have inspired Valentine's Day. We also learned that people back in the day fuuuuuu*ked, they just didn't say it like that. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGH
Bloody Mary and Fordlandia
Kat teaches the legend of Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary! She is real, but a bitch can only be in one place at a time. Then, BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS (get it?) while Hayley tells us about Henry Ford’s dry, vegetarian utopia: Fordlandia, and its dark underbelly of square dancing. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2021
Candy and Torajan Funeral Rites
This episode starts out sweet, then gets a little salty! Kat teaches a lesson on candy; ancient candy, Halloween candy, sex store candy.. All the candy! Then, Hayley tells us about Torajan funerals and how dying really isn’t so bad. You get a tan, lose some weight, get a cool leather jacket, and are pulled up to heaven by a team of beautiful buffalo. Or rats if you’re ballin’ on a budget. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter
The First Meme and Alt-Right Paganism
Hayley teaches a lesson on the world’s longest documented penis. JUST KIDDING. She teaches a lesson on the world’s first meme! Or is it me-me? Next, Kat wants you to know that not all MAGA freaks are Evangelical Christians who worship sky daddy. There is a sizable population of white supremacist pagans who are terrorists on the streets and polytheistic in the sheets. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTC
The Bling Ring and A Gun at Graceland
Kat teaches a lesson on the “Bling Ring,” a group of rich teenagers who repeatedly robbed the homes of celebrities including Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, and fashion icon Lindsay Lohan. We aren’t saying we want to steal from Hilary Duff, but we are saying we want to take selfies in her bathroom. Then, Hayley tells us all about frenemies Elvis Presley and Jerry Lee Lewis. Did Jerry Lee show up at Graceland with a gun? Or was it just his knee bulge? This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice.
The OG Little Mermaid and Rainforest Cafe
Hayley tells the original story behind Disney’s The Little Mermaid, and we spot the differences and the symbolism. Does the surface of the ocean mean sex? Is the red garden her pubes? Probably. Then, Kat presents the wild origin story of Rainforest Cafe. Rainforest Cafe is not a ‘just the tip’ kind of operation. It’s the whole shaft. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Our Website Produced by Pa
Krista and Tatiana Hogan and Disney Controversies
Kat describes the incredible lives of Krista and Tatiana Hogan, a set of craniopagus twins with the ability to read each other’s thoughts and move each other’s limbs. Meanwhile, Kat displays her inability to properly pronounce “conjoined.” Then, sorry to everyone who owns a pair of sequin mouse ears, Hayley teaches us that Disney actually sucks. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Our Website Pr
Agatha Christie Disappearance and Yetis
Welcome to our sort-of-Christmas-themed episode! Christmas Eve is mentioned and so is snow! Hayley tells the story of Agatha Christie and how she was 100% that bitch who Gone Girl-ed herself. Then, Kat teaches a lesson on mountain daddies AKA yetis. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
Thongs and The Human Sense of Smell
Hayley presents the broad history of thongs, starting with Otzi The Iceman’s loincloth and ending with Monica Lewinsky’s whale tale. Gone are the dark days of panty lines- no offense to panty lines. Next, Kat teaches a lesson on the human sense of smell. It turns out we can smell emotions, danger, and whether or not we’re in a Target. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Stu
Haunted La Quinta and Patrice Wilson
Hayley teaches a lesson that combines our two favorite talking points: ghosts and The Bachelorette! Last week, Queen Tayshia and a man who shall not be named went on a ghost hunting date at the La Quinta (it’s a pun!) Resort, and naturally we needed all the background deets behind this “creepy detail.” Then, Kat exposes Patrice Wilson, the man behind Rebecca Black’s hit song Friday, as the disgusto barfo creep that he is. He really likes Chinese food and eleven-year-old girls. This episode is sp
Christmas Legends and Claudine Longet
Kat is a hoe hoe hoe for the holidays and teaches the legends behind all of your favorite Christmas creatures. You SHOULD fear. Belsnickel is here. Next, Hayley tells the story of singer Claudine Longet. Claudine loved to ski and also loved murdering. We aren’t sure which is worse. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Our website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
Megan Thee Stallion and Spongebob
Listen up hotties, this week Hayley teaches a lesson on Megan Thee Stallion’s rise to fame. Meg is a rapper, absolutely NOT a “rappist,” much like her friend “Missy Thee Elliott.” One hour later, grab your bucket and your mop so Kat can tell you about Stephen Hillenburg and his best-known creation: SpongeBob SquarePants. This episode is brought to you by an entire fifth of vodka- so buckle up. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and
White House Pets and Baby Boxes
Kat is a list bitch once again and teaches a lesson on the more interesting White House pets. Sunny and Bo are cute and all, but they’re no Emily Spinach the snake. Then, Hayley begins her lesson by defining “infanticide” and “neonatalcide,” and makes everyone sad by describing the custom of abandoning babies in “baby boxes.” We added in a trigger warning, because- duh. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphieandalice.com and enter our promo code NIG
Child Chimney Sweeps and The Winchester Mystery House
Hide your wine, hide your cheese! Hayley teaches a lesson on the Great Fire of London and the subsequent atrocity of child chimney sweeps. Though the real lesson here is that rich people will always do anything to avoid paying taxes. Next, Kat brings up an old favorite: The Winchester Mystery House! Sarah Winchester may have been a little guy, but she liked a BIG house. This episode is sponsored by Ralphie and Alice. For 15% off your order, visit ralphiandalice.com and enter our promo code NIGH
Hair Wreaths and Bullet Journaling
Kat gives Hayley and Alec homemade “gifts” before launching into a lesson on Victorian era hair wreaths and mourning rituals. Victorians were not just a little-sticious, they were A LOT-sticious. Next, Hayley covers the liger of note-taking: bullet journals, and the man who created them, Bullety McJournaly, no- Buletini Journalani.. Or was it really just Ryder Carroll? Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
The Day Disco Died and Real Vampires
Hayley teaches about the “Day Disco Died;” the Chicago White Sox’ promotional Disco Demolition Night. Cris cross! Everybody burn your records! Next, Kat makes dreams come true for every preteen girl back in 2009 with a crush on a boy with a bowl cut, by announcing that vampires are real! Though unfortunately not the ones described by literary genius: Stephanie Meyer. Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
Havana Syndrome and Sleep Demons
Kat heats things up like a hot pocket this week and covers the mysterious phenomenon that terrorized American diplomats in Cuba. Possible explanations include loud bugs, sonic weapons, Daddy Putin, and microwaves! Then, Hayley teaches a lesson on creative writing and dramatic monologues- no wait- sleep demons! Or as wet blankets call them, sleep paralysis. Fun fact about sleep demons- their penises are cold and they look like Pig Ed. Our Website Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
Jediism and Vodka
This week we talk Star Wars- ever heard of it? Hayley takes us to a galaxy far far away in 2001, and covers the religion of Jediism. Next, Kat receives a package from daddy.. It’s a bottle of vodka! And teaches a lesson on vodka, or as we like to call it- “second water.” We are unsure if vodka was invented in Russia or Portland, the history is a little murky- just as a vodka night should be. This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar. For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar visit byldbar.com and en
Magic Resistance and The Salem Witch Trials
Kat is a witch bitch for sure and teaches a lesson on the Magic Resistance- the coalition of witches dedicated to taking down Donald Trump with a curse! Though one could argue Trump has already been cursed with a body (and face) that looks like Mr. Krabs without his shell. To perform this curse you will need something that encapsulates the essence of Trump, like an orange candle- though we recommend a petri dish of orange mold. Then, turn your ears on and your mouth down to zero while Hayley cov
Oktoberfest and The Girl in The Box
Happy October! This week, Kat and Hayley embraced the spirit of Halloween… in a Spirit Halloween and bought matching dirndls to celebrate an Oktoberfest-themed episode. Kat was a list bitch this episode and teaches all things interesting about Oktoberfest. All of our love to Auntie Anne’s but Bavarian pretzels are much better. Then, Hayley interprets the Oktoberfest theme as loosely as possible by teaching a lesson on the mysterious disappearance of Ursula Herrmann, otherwise known as ‘The Girl
The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb and Birthdays
Kat presents the curse of King Tut’s tomb and his controversh daddy! There definitely was a curse unless you’re a wet blanket who hates fun. Next, Hayley starts the party back in Egypt once again and teaches the history of Birthdays. You know work went into this research because she read the damn Bible AND researchgate.net. Lastly, Tommy defends his sexuality. Enjoy! This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar. For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar visit byldbar.com and enter the promo code NIGHTC
The McMartin Preschool Trial and Lisa Frank
In this episode, Hayley exposes Satan for what he really is- a plagiarizer! Then, dives deep into the McMartin Preschool trials and all the satanic-panic-serial-killer realness that precluded it. Did serial killers love the 70s or did the 70s just love serial killers?! Next, Kat spills rainbow-colored tea all over queen of the 90s, Lisa Frank, and the love triangle between Lisa, Proud Girl Rhonda, and the human equivalent to a pile of cocaine, gas station porn, and boner pills. This episode is
Astrology and Aquagenic Urticaria
Is mercury in retrograde or did the school year just start??! This week, Hayley talks astrology, which may or may not be real science- according to Neil Degrassi. Wasn’t Drake on that show? Next, Kat tackles the medical mystery of Aquagenic Urticaria that not even a shower, crying, or all the Diet Coke in the world can fix. There is one way to make it worse though- which is by plucking out all your leg hair. This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar and Ethyl Ambrosia. For 10% off your first order
Stress Relief and History of Teaching
Bring your crystals bitches, we’re goin’ witchin’! Kat and Hayley went back to work this week and they are STRESSED. So, Kat shares some tips on how to relieve stress- but not those basic bitch stress relief strategies that you may be used to. Next, Hayley teaches the history behind some common school things like apples, female teacher goddesses on the frontier, and the pledge of allegiance. Why do white men love nationalism so much? No seriously. Asking for a friend! This episode is sponsored b
NXIVM and Tesla vs. Edison
Kat tells the story of the NXIVM sex-cult and Mole from Atlantas’ doppelganger: Keith Raniere. Either one man’s mole is another man’s Brad Pitt, or Rainiere was a seriously manipulative sociopath (hint: it’s the latter). Next, Hayley comes in like a lightning bolt and teaches about Nicola Tesla and his petty ass beef with Thomas Edison over AC vs DC power. Edison just needed to stop trying to make DC happen. It’s NOT going to happen. This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar and Ethyl Ambrosia. Fo
Patreon Bonus: Reality TV (w/ Dr. Marcus Lehman)
Marcus competed on the 17th season of Survivor in Gabon, Africa, and made it to the final three on the new FOX show Labor of Love. So, we were excited to nerd-out over our shared love of reality tv and get all the tea (Jeff Probst said WHAT?!). Please enjoy this bonus episode, and for more like it, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nightclassy. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NightCl
The Mandela Effect and Nursing
Hayley teaches about the Mandela Effect, and transports us to high school and a NASCAR race in an attempt to explain neuroscience and quantum physics. When it comes to explaining the Mandela Effect are you on the “fun” side or the “probably true” side? Next, Kat goes over the history of nursing and shares some not-so-effective old fashioned medical advice. Did you know leeches double as fake eyelashes? Now you do! This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar and Ethyl Ambrosia. For 10% off your first
Thrift Shopping and Rebekah Harkness
What do a giant painting of a peacock and locks of human baby hair have in common? They were both purchased by us second-hand, and now reside in our home. Hayley starts out this week by giving a brief history lesson on her favorite hobby: thrift shopping! Then covers some surprising thrift shop finds and the mystery behind them. Next, Kat tells the life story of “million-amillion-amillionheiress” Rebekah Harkness, the muse of Taylor Swift’s song the last great american dynasty. The moral of that
Mike The Durable and Alcohol
This week the girls celebrate Night Classy’s 21st Birthday by drinking too much champagne and presenting alcohol-themed lessons! First, Kat tells the story of Michael Malloy: the man who wouldn’t die, and reminds us that if a stranger wants to take out a “life insurancy” on you, RUN. Then, Hayley enlightens us with 21 alcohol facts plus some bonus wisdom like “don’t trust your feelings always.” This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar and Ethyl Ambrosia. For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar v
Lucid Dreaming and QAnon
Kat explains how through lucid dreaming you can fly, smooch a model, become a baby gorilla, or even come to terms with the concept of death. Then, Hayley transitions the conversation from deep sleep to the Deep State and covers QAnon and the psychology behind why people believe conspiracy theories. The intel on PizzaGate may not have been “100%” but Hayley’s research definitely was. This episode is sponsored by BYLD Bar and Ethyl Ambrosia. For 10% off your first order of BYLD Bar visit byldbar
Tic Tac UFO and #FreeBritney
Kat explores the eerie UFO videos released by the Pentagon earlier this year, with a quick side rant about how SCHOOLS SHOULD NOT BE F*CKING OPENING RIGHT NOW because #science. Next, Hayley calls on us to #FreeBritney, dives into Britney Spears' career and the infamous yellow shirt video, while making minimal “colon rupture” jokes. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by
Concept of Time and Underground Seattle
Hayley drinks some dinkleberry wine and teaches on the subjectivity of time and how time as a concept changes across cultures. Next, Kat covers the Seattle underground, its construction, its ghosts, and how the city glowed up from a muddy, vermin-infested cesspool. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit EthylAmbrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020 Link to the listener survey Nominate us for b
Madeleine McCann and The Brothers Grimm
Hayley tackles a true crime classic: the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, while mispronouncing the name of every town in Europe. Next, Kat gives a lesson on the Brothers Grimm and reminds us to never trust a sausage. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit EthylAmbrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Link to our survey Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
The Proud Boys and The Woman in The Attic
Welcome to Night Classy’s sweet Episode 16! The Night Classy crew ‘“celebrates” in a big way by delivering some of their darkest lessons yet. First, Kat explains the growing hate group: The Proud Boys and encourages everyone to look up their founder (Gavin McInnes) on Porn Hub. Then, Hayley keeps the negativity going and covers Blanche Monnier and her 25 years of horror. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit Ethylambrosia.com and enter t
Why People Have Children and The Hermetic Order of The Golden Dawn
Hayley answers the pressing question: why do people have such a desire to keep the human race alive? And offers some alternatives to having biological children like adopting a creek or hiring a fake family for social events. Then, Kat covers The Hermetic Order of The Golden Dawn and explains her “Wicca phase.” This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit Ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
Cat Domestication and Lab-Grown Diseases
Kat teaches the evolution and domestication of house cats, and somehow this involves looking at a painting of a cat with a penis in its mouth. Then, Hayley terrifies us all with instances of accidental releasing of pathogens occurring in gain of function research and bioengineering. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
#podcastblackout
In honor of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and countless other BIPOC who have been wrongly brutalized or murdered by police we are participating in #podcastblackout to bring attention to the Black Lives Matter movement. Instead of an episode this week, we encourage our listeners to donate to one of the organizations linked below and continue to educate yourselves on systematic racism and police brutality. NAACP Legal Defense Fund The North Star Health Collective The Community Justice Exchange Th
Mariana’s Web Part 2 and Randonauting
Kat continues the wild (and unbelievable) ride that is BlueAdept’s exploration of Mariana’s web. Then, Hayley explains the TikTok sensation: Randonauting and describes her experience with it finding love, friendship, and kitty cats. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code N
Artificial Intelligence and Mariana’s Web
Hayley gives background information on the artificial intelligence app Replica, and describes her experience replacing Kat as her best friend with her Replica AI bot Rachael. Then, Kat suffers through a heatstroke as she takes us to the deepest corner of the internet: the legendary Mariana’s Web, and introduces us to internet user BlueAdept who claims to have found it. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.
BONUS: Handyman Hitman (w/ Clint Eiland)
In this bonus episode, Clint describes the mysterious murder of Florida doctor Steven Schwartz, and his personal connection to the main suspect. To access more bonus content, download the Patreon app or visit patreon.com/nightclassy and sign up to become a monthly donor. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
Facebook and Reality TV
Hayley reaffirms what we all already know: that Facebook is taking over the world. Then, gives an overview of the emerging Facebook Oversight Board. Next, Kat reports what she saw after watching hours of the craziest reality TV shows and game shows ever made. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail, visit dicksbymail.co
Mr. Hands and Dolly Parton
Saddle up and cover your children’s ears as Kat regretfully recounts her hometown’s claim to fame, the “Enumclaw Horse Sex Case” of Kenneth Pinyan AKA Mr. Hands. Next, Hayley restores our faith in humanity by giving a brief biography on the gem of Eastern Tennessee, Dolly Parton. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail,
The Elf Whisperer and Money
Kat introduces Ragga the Elf Whisperer of Iceland’s Elf Garden, and sheds light on the complex lives of the forest spirits who live there. Next, Hayley comes with the receipts as she dives into the psychology of how money changes people. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo c
WiFi Allergies and Dope Lake
Can people really be allergic to WiFi? Are COVID-19 symptoms really 5G internet poisoning? Should you make a tinfoil hat?! If you answered yes to any of these questions, Kat will tell you why you’re wrong. Then, spark up while Hayley tells the story of Camp Four and the dopest lake in Yosemite. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from
Syncing Periods and The Abduction of Cassie Hansen
Kat answers the age-old question: can you and your roommate’s periods sync up? Then, Hayley puts her forensic investigator hat on (over her banded hair) and tells the harrowing tale of the abduction of Cassie Hansen. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code NightClassy. Produ
Mattress Firm Conspiracy and The Jersey Devil
Hayley exposes Mattress Firm’s dirty little secret: that their outrageously high number stores are actually a front for an international money laundering ring. Next, Kat spills the tea on a flying kangaroo.. No wait.. A man covered in mud.. Wait.. The Jersey Devil. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia. For 15% off your order, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
19 Crimes and The Bachelor
Hayley delivers a history lesson on the British penal colonies of Australia and the 19 crimes that could get you a one-way ticket there. Then, Kat gives behind the scenes details on the crown jewel of reality TV: The Bachelor and Bachelorette franchise. This episode is sponsored by Dicks By Mail. For 25% off your first order, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code NightClassy. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
The Dyatlov Pass Incident and The Hanging Judge
On the fourth episode of Night Classy Kat recounts the mysterious Dyatlov Pass Incident and ponders Yeti theory. Next, Hayley introduces us to the infamous Isaac Parker the “Hanging Judge” of Western Arkansas. This episode is sponsored by Dicks By Mail. For 25% off your first order, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code NightClassy. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
Search Engine Inner Workings and The Axeman of New Orleans
On the third episode of Night Classy Hayley does a deep dive into Google search suggestions and answers the question: what is the most beautiful roof? Then, Kat puts on her jazz shoes and tells the spooky story of the Axeman of New Orleans. This episode is sponsored by Dicks By Mail. For 25% off your first order, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code NightClassy. Follow us on Instagram @NightClassy and Twitter @NightClassy. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020
Incels and Solipsism
On this episode of Night Classy, Kat gives us a tour of the dark, wrist-obsessed world of incels. Next, Hayley explains the theory of solipsism- or is it silopisism? Or slopsism? Or sloppysism?? Tune in to find out! This episode of Night Classy was recorded months before the COVID-19 outbreak which is why it is not mentioned in this episode. The crew of Night Classy hopes everyone is remaining healthy and indoors and away from other people whenever possible. They encourage their listeners not to
Gender in Early Childhood and Simulation Theory
Welcome to the first episode of Night Classy, where after drinking their weight in boxed wine, Hayley and Kat attempt to take on the complicated topics of gender in early childhood and Simulation Theory. This episode of Night Classy was recorded months before the COVID-19 outbreak which is why it is not mentioned in this episode. The crew of Night Classy hopes everyone is remaining healthy and indoors and away from other people whenever possible. They encourage their listeners not to panic-buy,