VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 203 Executive Producers: BayernGiant, harvhat, SeeDubs, HeyCitizen, Boo-Bury, SirVo, Lavish

Shoutout to Fletcher for joining us for another Bowls With Buds on Sunday!

Get ready for a Bowls With Buds wake n' bake featuring Zero Fee Routing THIS THURSDAY at 7 AM Central!

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen - Rogue Shadow

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

FTX getting bought by Binance (The Guardian)

Until Ripple ruling, crypto industry won't know impact of regulator win over LBRY (Reuters)

US seizes 50,000 Bitcoin worth $3.3 billion linked to Silk Road Dark Web (The Hacker News)

TOP THREE 33

Bank of England raises its benchmark rate by 75 basis points, its biggest hike in 33 years (CNBC)

Annual US clock change kills 33 people and 36,500 deer in car crashes (New Scientist)

Abortions up 33% in Colorado (The Denver Post) / Abortions decline 33% among Texans (Palestine Herald-Press)

COFFIN COUGHS

COVID cases drop 33% in Douglas County, Oregon

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Lawmakers send letter to State Department urging them to classify Marc Fogel as wrongfully detained...then filed a resolution of inquiry to put additional pressure on the Biden Administration

US embassy officials in Moscow visit Brittney Griner (White House)

Biden conflates pardon on The Rickey Smiley Morning Show (1:00 / Rickey Smiley YouTube)

President Biden Delivers Remarks on Student Debt Relief (23:06 / White House YouTube)

Judge grants US Department of Justice request to dismiss Florida Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried's lawsuit challenging federal prohibitions on medical patients buying and possessing guns (CBS News)

San Bernardino weed church taking fight to California Supreme Court (San Bernardino Sun)

Delaware Gov. John Carney signed a bill on labor peace agreement requirements for medical weed companies and a bill terminating the Medical Marijuana Act Oversight Committee (Delaware Legislature)

Florida regulators sued over license delay (The Capitolist)

New pot law goes into effect with confusion around impact fees (Boston Globe / Local Today) Ohio Secretary of State Frank LaRose thinks only a 'supermajority' of voters should amend state constitution (Cleveland.com)

Nevada receives 100 consumption lounge applications, will award licenses "early 2023" (Nevada Cannabis Compliance Bureau) -- 30 licenses to be awarded (10 to existing retail operators, 10 independent, 10 social equity applicants)

New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is first elected official to partner with Buy Legal campaign (US Cannabis Council)

New Approach South Dakota submitting public records requests to see if officials broke the law (Dakota News Now)

METAL MOMENT

The Rev. CyberTrucker brings us Gyze's Samurai Metal.

FIRST TIME I EVER...

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time [they] Ever fought somebody.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever became an Eskimo bro or a pogo sister.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.

Man builds 3,000-pound sarcophagus for Flaming Hot Cheetos (Not the Bee) Florida man follows trail of blood to injured burglary suspect Arizona friends searching for journals of 19th century couple (FOX 10 Phoenix) Customer calls 911 for 'pink' North Carolina barbecue

Alleged squatter posing as student lived on Stanford University's campus for almost a year

El Paso High SAT score sheets fly out of UPS truck in West El Paso (KTSM)

CA man eats 10 of the world's hottest peppers in 33 seconds to break Guinness Record (NDTV)

National Park Services asks people to stop licking toads (CNN)

Cobra dies after being bitten by 8-year-old boy in India (Daily Mail)

Nurse accused of amputating man's foot for her family's taxidermy shop (The Washington Post / MSN)

SEE YOU IN THE BOWL THURSDAY MORNING FOR BOWLS WITH BUDS FT. ZERO FEE ROUTING!