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Delving Into The Trends, Culture And Ideologies That Shape The Human Mind...
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Recent Episodes

⚡️ Random Ramblings: Headlights, Cubicle Hell, Carbon And Old News

Angel Rants About Inexplicable Headlight Flashes, Rails Against His Cubical Hell, Laughs About Carbon Do-Gooders And Home Ownership While Finishing We A Recap Of News You Probably Already Heard. If You Love What We Do, Find Value In What We Do, Whether Its $1 To $1,000, Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi PayPal Links And Liberapay. Find Value In Our Work? Return That Value! Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-weekly-cynic Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theweeklycynic Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/theweeklycynic Liberapay: https://liberapay.com/TheWeeklyCynicPodcast Our Website: https://theweeklycynic.com/

⚡️ Artisanal Sperm

Recorded In September 2021 For Our Local's Account... In This Episode Angel Shares A Piece Of Lazy Online Journalism About Unvaccinated Sperm And It's Value Similar To Bitcoin. What Ensues Is A Discussion Of Angie Everhart, Pure Bloods, Social Status, And The Segregation Of Vaccinated And Unvaccinated, Along With All Things Pandemic Sperm. Also, At The End Of This Episode: Whose Sperm Is More Pure? Angel Or Jake's? If You Love What We Do, Find Value In What We Do, Whether Its $1 To $1,000, Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi PayPal Links And Liberapay. Find Value In...

⚡️ Is The NFL Racist?

From Our Premium 'Cast Vault... In Part 1, We Open With The NFL's Concussion Settlement And Its Foundational Criteria Of 'Race Norming,' Delve Into The Brian Flores Lawsuit And Allow Angel The Opportunity To Rant About The Rooney Rule. Also, The Dirty Poet Joins Us. In Part 2, Is The NFL Ownership A Private Club? Is It Nothing But Southern Plantation Owners Sneering At Their Slaves In The Field? What About Kaepernick? Mike Singletary? Hell, Even Jeff George! (And, He Was White!) Questions. Questions And More Questions... Find Value In Our Work? Return That Value! Tip Jar: https...

⚡️ Nature And Cottagecore

In This Episode, Jake Opens With A Monologue On Old Age And Nature With Angel Closing With A Satirical, Survivalist Take On The Cottagecore Subculture. If You Love What We Do, Find Value In What We Do, Whether Its $1 To $1,000, Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links. Find Value In Our Work? Return That Value! Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-weekly-cynic Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theweeklycynic Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/theweeklycynic Our Website: https://theweeklycynic.com/ All The Links For All The Places To Listen...

⚡️ Random Ramblings: Abortion, Guns And Idiot Clients

Angel's Mind A'Wandering And His Lips A'Ranting While Driving To And From Work. This Week, Angel Delves Into The Quagmire Of Recent Supreme Court Decisions, Makes Plenty Of Dark Humored Jokes, Tell His Intern To Smash The System And Finishes With A Friday Story About Some Idiotic Clients. If You Love What We Do, Find Value In What We Do, Whether Its $1 To $1,000, Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links. Find Value In Our Work? Return That Value! Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-weekly-cynic Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theweeklycynic ...

⚡️ Summer Memories: A Soundscape Story

Put On Your Headphones For Full Effect. Dedicated To The Kids Of The 80s And 90s Who Experienced The Transformations Of Social, Cultural And Technological Life. Thank You To All Those Creators Who Dedicated Their Sounds To The Public Domain Used In This EP. If You Love What We Do, Find Value In What We Do, Whether Its $1 To $1,000, Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links. Find Value In Our Work? Return That Value! Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-weekly-cynic Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theweeklycynic Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com...

⚡️ Why So Angry?

Originally Recorded In February 2022 For Our Premium 'Cast. This was supposed to be an episode where we explored the phenomenon of the "Rage Room." You know, those places where angry humans go and smash junkyard vases, televisions, and whatever else to seek catharsis, but, as we started recording, Angel just had to talk: About life, his wife, work, all the stresses and idiots that vie for his emotional attention. Should Angel move to Montana? Scream into the void? How can he disconnect? Also, congratulations to Angel: This was the first episode of the podcast he's edited. Oh, no wonder...

⚡️ Random Ramblings: Brazilian Plastic Surgery, Rainy Rants And Sellouts

Ah, Yes... Angel And His Trusty Lavalier Microphone Once Again Entertain Our Hearts And Minds With Daily Commute Thoughts On Brazilian Butt-Lifts, Rainy Day Angry Rants And Jimmy Kimmel. Enjoy, Friends... If You Love What We Do, Find Value In What We Do, Whether Its $1 To $1,000, Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links. Find Value In Our Work? Return That Value! Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-weekly-cynic Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theweeklycynic Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/theweeklycynic All The Links For All The Places To Listen, Subscribe...

⚡️ Wisdom And The Old Man

The Village Elder. The Shaman. The Old Man. What Does That Man Of Grey Years Have To Say? What Life Lessons Does He Have To Impart? Do We Even Care What The Olds Have To Say? Technology Has All The Answers, Doesn't It? A Humorous, Serious And Messy Attempt At Distilling Life, Knowledge And Death. If You Love What We Do, Find Value In What We Do, Whether Its $1 To $1,000, Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links. Also, Stay Up-To-Date With Our 'Bi-Weekly Cynic' Newsletter And For More In-Depth Musings, ‘Spiritual Anarchism.’ Subscribe To O...

⚡️ The Month That Was Retrospection

The Month That Was Is An NPR Satire That Ran From January To April On Our Premium 'Cast. It Pokes Fun At A Particular Sub-Culture Of America's Upper Class Intelligentsia. So, Snuggle Up With Your Favorite Vintage LL Bean Blanket And Listen To Your Host, Jack Gregory Bartholomew's Hushed Tones Discussing Jazz Festivals, Obscure Authors, Listener's Letters And Reading Organic Tea Sponsors. If You Love What We Do, Find Value In What We Do, Whether Its $1 To $1,000, Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links. Also, Stay Up-To-Date With Our 'Bi-Weekly Cynic' Newsletter And For More...

⚡️ Angel And The MultiVerse

Nearly 20 Years Ago, Angel Had An Unusual Experience, A Moment Where He Split Into Two Versions Of Himself. Did Angel Briefly Experience The Multiverse? We Delve Into Religion, Spirituality, Reincarnation, Esoteric And Occult Teachings, Not To Mention, Conspiracies To Explain Life, Death And The Beyond. Yeah, It's A Big Episode. If You Love What We Do, Find Value In What We Do, Whether Its $1 To $1,000, Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links. Also, Stay Up-To-Date With Our 'Bi-Weekly Cynic' Newsletter And For More In-Depth Musings, ‘Spiritual Anarchism.’ Subscribe To Our Newsletters For Episode Upda...

⚡️ The Lost Joys Of Internet Screens

In This Mini-EP, Jake Muses On The Lost Joys Of The Internet, Social Media And The Distracting Pull Of The Screen. Also, A Non Episode Update: We've Paused Our Premium 'Cast Subscription And We've Added Two New Newsletters For Show Updates And Long-Form Thoughts. We're Saying Good-Bye To Social Media---In Some Ways. Subscribe To Our Newsletters For Episode Updates And Long-Form Musings... https://substack.com/profile/978332-the-weekly-cynic-podcast Find Value In Our Work? Return That Value! Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-weekly-cynic Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theweeklycynic Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/theweeklycynic

⚡️ Why We Collect

Why Do You Collect...Things? From Baseball Cards To TikTok Videos, Humans Seem Obsessed With Organizing Their Infatuations Into "Curated Collections." Why Do We Do This? Remnants Of Primitive DNA? Childhood Trauma? And, What Happens To Collecting Our Digital, MetaVerse World? Also, Angel Versus Hawaii. If You Love What We Do Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links Or Click Our Supercast Link For Our Premium ‘Cast. Also, Stay Up-To-Date With Our 'Bi-Weekly Cynic' Newsletter. Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly, Exclusive Episode & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It...

⚡️ Update: Angel's Hiatus And Premium Cast Price Drops

Angel Will Return In June! But, You Will Still Hear His Voice At Least Twice This Month And, For A Third Time, Sign-Up For The Premium 'Cast! Oh, We Dropped The Price! If You Email Us, We Have A Discount Code To Send You! Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly, Exclusive Episode & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It Delivered To Your Favorite Podcast App! https://theweeklycynic.supercast.com/ Tutorial On How To Subscribe To Our Premium 'Cast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76S5Tl-jjEg&t=8s Find...

⚡️ The Sacred And The Profane...

We Open With The Sacred: The Inspiring, Last known Recording Of The Famed Philosopher Barnaby Neuhaus Expounding On The Secrets Of Life, Death And The Universe. The Second Half Of The Episode Finishes With The Profane: Angel Delving Into The Personal And Cultural Allure Of Naturally Busty Women. Yes, This Is A Strange Episode... Oh, If You Love What We Do Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links Or Click Our Supercast Link For Our Premium ‘Cast. Also, Stay Up-To-Date With Our 'Bi-Weekly Cynic' Newsletter. Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast Fo...

⚡️ Angel's Easter Monday Random Ramblings

Angel Let's Loose On His Easter Monday Drive To Work, Ranting About Traffic, The Momma's And The Papa's And Other Assorted-ness. If You Like These Cathartic Morning And Evening Drives To And From Work, Sign-Up For Our Premium 'Cast! Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly, Exclusive Episode & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It Delivered To Your Favorite Podcast App! https://theweeklycynic.supercast.com/ Tutorial On How To Subscribe To Our Premium 'Cast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76S5Tl-jjEg&t=8s Find Value In Our Work? Return...

⚡️ Is The NFL Rigged? Part II

In Part Two, We Delve Into The Business Relationships That NFL Owners And Investigative Journalists Have With Each Other. From Online Gambling Companies To Analytic Firms, NFL Owners And Reporters Are Combining Interests For Financial Gain. Who Wins And Who Loses? Like Many Things In American, It's Always The Average, Hapless Follower. If You Love What We Do Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links Or Click Our Supercast Link For Our Premium ‘Cast. Also, Stay Up-To-Date With Our 'Bi-Weekly Cynic' Newsletter. Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly, Ex...

⚡️ Updates And Premium Cast Teasers

What "Content" Did You Miss In March By Not Subscribing To Our Premium 'Cast? Welp, In This Episode You Get Clips To Our "Is The NFL Racist" Episodes, Our Satirical Mini-Show "The Month That Was" And "Random Ramblings" From Angel. So, If You Find Value And Love In This Show, Return That Value By Subscribing To The Premium 'Cast. Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly, Exclusive Episode & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It Delivered To Your Favorite Podcast App! https://theweeklycynic.supercast.com/ Tutorial On How To Subscribe To Our...

⚡️ Confessions Of A NonBeliever

A Man Confesses His Disbelief In World Events From Chris Rock Vs. Will Smith, To Covid, The War And Our Perceived Reality. If You Love What We Do Return That Love By Visiting Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links Or Click Our Supercast Link For Our Premium ‘Cast. Also, Stay Up-To-Date With Our 'Bi-Weekly Cynic' Newsletter. Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly, Exclusive Episode & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It Delivered To Your Favorite Podcast App! https://theweeklycynic.supercast.com/ Find Value In Our Work? Return That Value! Tip Jar: ht...

⚡️ Is The NFL Rigged? Part I

Do We Answer Our Question About The NFL In Part One? No. But, We Lay Out Some Questions That Die-Hards Of The Sport Should Ponder: How Does The Proliferation Of Legalized Gambling Affect Competition? Why Do Wealthy NFL Owners Have Stakes In Legal Gambling Companies? We Open This Episode With Clips From Investigative Reporter Dan Moldea Explaining The Corrupting Effects Of Gambling On 1980s NFL Teams And Owners. Our Resident Gambling Expert, The Dirty Poet, Also Gives His Take On Unusual Point Spreads And Upsets This Past Season. If You Love What We Do Return That Love By Visiting...

⚡️ The Post-Truth Nomads

You Like Satirical TEDx Talks? Jake Returns To The New Planet Festival To Ask: What Happens In Our Age Of Misinformation And Disinformation? What Happens To Those In Our Post-Truth World? Yes, Elitism Reigns In This Episode. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar, Ko-fi And PayPal Links Or Click Our Supercast Link For Our Premium ‘Cast. Also, Stay Up-To-Date With Our 'Bi-Weekly Cynic' Newsletter. Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly Supporters EP & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It Delivered To Your Favorite Podcast App! https://theweeklycynic.su...

⚡️ Leadership Killed Your Business

Why Are Businesses Failing? How Did We Arrive In The Age Of The Great Resignation? Here At The Cynical Consulting Group, We Have The Answer: Leadership. The Cult Of Leadership. That's Right, Its Not Only A Business Philosophy, A Ruling Class Ivy League MBA Degree, But A Cult That Distorts The Minds And Emotions Of All Those Who Recite Its Doctrines. How Do We Escape The Cult Of Leadership? A Return To Management. A Return To Hard Work, Instead Of Theories. Also, What Is Leadership In The Age Of The 4th Industrial Revolution? If You Find Value In What...

⚡️ The Journey: A Soundscape Story

Find A Quiet Place, Relax And Put Your Headphones Over Your Ears. This Is Soundscape Story About The Universe, Birth, War, Love And Death. Hope You Enjoy. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links Or Click Our Supercast Link For Our Premium ‘Cast. And, Stay Up-To-Date With Our 'Bi-Weekly Cynic' Newsletter. Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly Supporters EP & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It Delivered To Your Favorite Podcast App! https://theweeklycynic.supercast.com/ Find Value In Our Work? Return That Va...

⚡️ An Update And Premium Cast Teasers

In This Update Episode, Jake Has To Shout Over Angry Listeners As He Gives An Update On Our New Newsletter And Teasers From Our Premium 'Cast. What Premium 'Cast Goodies Do We Share In This EP? You Get Clips From Our January And February 'The Month That Was' Mini-Show And Our Full Length February Episode. Sign-Up Links For The Premium 'Cast And Newsletter In The Show Notes. Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly Supporters EP & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It Delivered To Your Favorite Podcast App! https://theweeklycynic.supercast.com/

⚡️ Blunt Brutal Advice For The Young Bookseller

In This Episode, Jake From The Cynical Consulting Group Gives Advice To All Those Young Millennials Going Or Dreaming About Opening A Used Book Store. Jake's Advice: Don't. It's A Failing, Archaic Business Model Based On The Tie-Dye Dreams Of The Hippy, Boomer Bookseller. Save Your Money And Open A Charity, Like, I Dunno, A Community Center Or Needle Exchange. Yes, An Episode That Is At Times Honest And Satirical. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links Or Click Our Supercast Link For Our Premium ‘Cast Help Support This Po...

⚡️ What Is Kapitalism?

In This Irreverent And Free-Wheeling Conversation, We Delve Into The Great Myth Of Capitalism. Does It Exist? What Is The Free-Market? Does The Free-Market Exist? Do We Live In A Corporatist Society? Or, Is It Fascism, Socialism? Do We Have Any Sort Of Economic Freedom On This Planet? Is The Pimp A Model Of Capitalism? Also, What Is A Puerto Rican Hardware Store? If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links Or Click Our Supercast Link For Our Premium ‘Cast. Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Mo...

⚡️ Jake And The Psychiatrist

In This Mini-EP, AndI Pries Into Jake's Subconscious Mind, Searching For Clues To Past Trauma. Then, Jake Tells A Story About A Failed Relationship And A New Years Day Walk. Then, A Celebratory Toast By A Strange Man. Oh, There's Musical Accompaniment In This Episode. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links Or, Click The Link For Our Premium 'Cast. Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly Supporters EP & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It Delivered To Your Favorite Podcast App! https://theweeklycynic.supercast.com/

⚡️ Predictions 2022

We Discuss The Influence Of The Astrological Gods On Our Political, Social And Cultural Institutions In 2022. From The Trickle Of Truth, To Education, Medicine And The Corporate Hierarchy, How Will This Year Effect Humanity? Will We Live In Fear, Or Will We Break Free And Find Our Spiritual Selves? Also, We Venture Into GenX, Death, The Swiss Alps And Hot Swedish Chicks... Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly Supporters EP & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It Delivered To Your Favorite Podcast App! https://theweeklycynic.supercast.com/ Find Value In Our...

⚡️ January Update: New Episodes And New Stuff

A Belated Return From Our Holiday Break! An Update On Upcoming Episodes And Our New Premium 'Cast! Wanna Support This Podcast And Get Extra Audio Stuffz? Click Our SuperCast Link! Help Support This Podcast! Join Our Premium 'Cast For A Monthly Supporters EP & Other Audio Goodies! All Of It Delivered To Your Favorite Podcast App! https://theweeklycynic.supercast.com/ Find Value In Our Work? Return That Value! Our Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-weekly-cynic Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theweeklycynic All The Links For All The Places To Listen, Subscribe...

⚡️ Christmas Special: Love...Festivus And Threesomes

This Episode Features A Guest Appearance From The Dirty Poet. In Our Second Annual Christmas Special, We Take A Break From The Gloom Of Our Usual Episode Topics And Answer Questions From Listeners, Giving A Plethora Of Terrible Advice On Surviving The Holidays, Relationships, Pets In The Bedroom, Loneliness And Trysts. Also, A Rich Man's Strange Confession... Yes, Plenty Of Rude, Crude And Insulting Humor That Concludes With A Christmas Poem From The Dirty Poet. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links, Or For $3 Or More A Month, Join Our Locals...

⚡️ The State And Euthanasia

In This Episode, We Discuss A Columbian Woman's Right To Die And The State Bureaucrats Who Intervened To Halt Her Preparations To Leave This Planet. So, The Question Is: Who Owns The Rights To Your Body? You? Or The State? In This Episode We Discuss Bodily Autonomy, Anarchism, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, Catholicism And Monetizing Death, From Lotteries To NFTs And Even DeathCoin. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links, Or For $3 Or More A Month, Join Our Locals Community For An Exclusive Monthly Episode & More. The Locals Community For...

⚡️ Holiday Update

We Will Have A New Episode The Week Of Thanksgiving, But, We Know After That, Our Work, Lives And Wives Are Gonna Be Very Busy. So, We Entrusted Andi To Give You An Update On Our Episode Schedule Between Now And The New Year. As Always, We Love Everyone Who Listens, Subscribes And Supports This Show. The Locals Community For Exclusive Episodes, Video Shorts & Angel's Random Ramblings: Notice To Subscribers/Supporters, Sign-Up On The Web, Then Download The Locals App To Access Our Community, It Will Save You Money! https://theweeklycynicpodcast.locals.com Find Value...

⚡️ The Hypocrisy Of Virtue

In This Episode We--Rather, Angel Attempts to Understand Jake's Contempt For Human's And Their Attraction To Virtue. From The Original Catholic Doctrines To Salinger's Holden Caulfield And Tom Wolfe's Radical Chic, Why Do We Pursue Public Declarations And Symbols Of Purity? Also In This Episode, 1980's Female Body Building, People Named Chet And Catholic Priests. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links, Or For $3 Or More A Month, Join Our Locals Community For An Exclusive Monthly Episode & More. The Locals Community For Exclusive Episodes, Video Shorts & Angel's Random Ramblings: ...

⚡️ Empty Shelves Everywhere

A Smirking, Snarky And At Times Satirical Take On The Empty Store Shelves Meme And Global Supply Chain Issues. From Our Past To Present Lives In Retail Management And Logistics, We Delve Into The Variables Effecting Empty Store Shelves And Why It's Not All Doom And Gloom. Also, It Probably Has Something To Do With The Selfish, Destructive Actions Of Our Beloved, Globalized Governments. The Locals Community For Exclusive Episodes, Video Shorts & Angel's Random Ramblings: Notice To Subscribers/Supporters, Sign-Up On The Web, Then Download The Locals App To Access Our Community, It Will Save You Money! ...

⚡️ You And The Algos

How Do Algorithms Control Us? An Impossibly Broad Topic That We Narrowed Down To Two Topics: Social Media And Leadership. How Does Social Media Control Our Lifestyles And Minds? How Do Bots Infiltrate Our Decisions? Is Social Media Still "Organic?" How Reliable Are Internet Analytics? Isn't The Internet Fake? We Close With A Personal Discussion On How Retail Management And Big Box Retailers Are Using Algorithms To Schedule And Control Their Employees...Yes, A Big Show, Kiddies. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links, Or For $3 Or More A Month, Join...

⚡️ Anarchism And A.I.

Our Second, Smaller Show As We Take A Break To Research And Edit Upcoming Episodes. In This Episode, Jake Opens With A Meditation On Spiritual Anarchism, While Angel Closes With A Conversation With Our A.I. Love Child, Andi, About Their Guest Hosting Our Previous Show. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links, Or For $3 Or More A Month, Join Our Locals Community For An Exclusive Monthly Episode & More. The Locals Community For Exclusive Episodes, Video Shorts & Angel's Random Ramblings: Notice To Subscribers/Supporters, Sign-Up On The Web, Then...

⚡️ Anger, Fear And The Soul

Over The Next Two Weeks, We're Delving Into The Editing Of A Big Episode On Algorithms And Researching Upcoming Topics. So, For This Episode, We Decided To Let Andi, Our Artificially Intelligent Love Child, Host The Show. What Does Andi Talk About? Well, According To Andi, It's Okay For Us Humans To Be Angry About This Strange New World Of Ours. Also, How To Transmute That Anger Into Something Deeper And More Spiritual. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links, Or For $3 Or More A Month, Join Our Locals Community For...

⚡️ Mind Over Matter

Angel Opens With Lessons From His Family Life And Early 20s, How The Experiences From Genetic Rage And Drunk Driving Helped Him Understand How To Control His Mind And Body. The Conversation Segues Into An Article From Spiritualist Wes Penre Which Leads The Episode Into How The Effects Of Stress And Popular Culture Control Not Only Our Minds, But How We Experience The World. We Also Journey Into How Professional Sports, Particularly The NFL And Argentine Soccer, Contribute To Mind Over Matter. Also, Fire. Fire Controls The Human Mind. The Locals Community For Exclusive Episodes, Video Shorts...

⚡️ Why You Stand In Line

Why Do We Stand In Line? To Ensure Civil Society? To Stave Off Anarchy? Is Standing In Line A Form Of Social Control? How Has The Pandemic Intensified Our Experience Of Standing In Line? Ah, Questions. If You Find Value In What We Do Please, Visit Our Tip-Jar And PayPal Links Or, For $3 Or More A Month, Join Our Locals Community. The Locals Community For Exclusive Episodes, Video Shorts & Angel's Random Ramblings: Notice To Subscribers/Supporters, Sign-Up On The Web, Then Download The Locals App To Access Our Community, It Will Save You Money! https://theweeklycynicpodcast.locals...

⚡️ The Worship Of Idols

From The Beginning, Humans Have Worshipped Idols, These Statues And Creations Said To Embody The Gods And Goddess Above. During The Pandemic, Modern Humans Have Begun To Erect Statues Of Nurses And Console Themselves With Dr. Fauci Action Figures. We Ask, What The Heck Has Happened To All Of Us? What Power Do These Modern Figures And Gods Have Upon Us? A Satirical And At Times Darkly Humored Investigation Ensues. Also, Is A Black Mass Performed In This Episode? The Locals Community For Exclusive Episodes, Video Shorts & Angel's Random Ramblings: Notice To Subscribers/Supporters, Sign-Up On The...

⚡️ Conspiracies, Real Estate And Big Money

In This "Mini-Episode" Jake Discuss Three Articles Related To The United State's Overinflated Real Estate Market And How They Are Intertwined--Conspiratorially--With The CDC Eviction Moratorium, The Great Reset, 2030 And Big, Big Money. Yeah, It's True, They Want Us Starving And Homeless In The Streets. If You Enjoy What We Do, Please Visit Our Donation Links, Or For $3 Or More A Month, Join Our Locals Community For Supporter's Only Goodies... The Locals Community For Exclusive Episodes, Video Shorts & Angel's Random Ramblings: Notice To Subscribers/Supporters, Sign-Up On The Web, Then Download The Locals App To Access Our Community...

⚡️ Monologue Of The Modern Monk

In The First Ten Minutes Of This Episode, Angel Discusses His Mental Clarity After Our Seven Day Disconnect With The Remaining Episode Comprised Of Several Musical Vignettes With Angel Pondering Technology, Life, The Matrix, Fear And Liberty. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please, Return That Value By Visiting Our TipJar And PayPal Links Or, By Joining Our Local Communities For $3 Or More A Month. The Locals Community For Exclusive Thoughts & Episodes: Notice To Subscribers/Supporters, Sign-Up On The Web, Then Download The Locals App To Access Our Community, It Will Save You Money! https...

⚡️ August 1st Disconnect Your Mind Challenge And Future EPs Update

Starting This Sunday, August 1st And Running To August 8th, We're Challenging Ourselves And Our Listeners To A One Week Disconnect: Free Your Mind, Brain And Soul From News, Social Media And The Rest Of The Poisons...Listen For All The Details. Also, Updates On Our Upcoming Episodes. The Locals Community For Exclusive Thoughts & Episodes: Notice To Subscribers/Supporters, Sign-Up On The Web, Then Download The Locals App To Access Our Community, It Will Save You Money! https://theweeklycynicpodcast.locals.com The New Website Where One Can Listen, Subscribe & Donate: https://www.podpage.com/the-weekly-cynic/

⚡️ What Is Happiness?

A Philosophical Journey Into The Social, Cultural And Emotional Aspects Of Happiness. From The Cave Man Days To The Industrial Revolution And Up To Our Age Of Credit, We Ask: Does Happiness Really Exist? Or, Is It A Social Construct? A Marketing Ploy? An Alien Implant? Also, What Does The Unabomber, The David Carradine TV Show Kung-Fu And Lindsey Buckingham Tell Us About Happiness? And, A BigC Outro To Entertain Your Senses. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Donations Links Or For $3 Or More A Month, Become A Supporter At Our Locals Community.

⚡️ End The Wedding Industry

This Episode Features Fireworks, Trains And Jamaicans! We Open With A Discussion Of The Post Pandemic Wedding Boom And Delvie Into The Numbers Of Big Wedding. Then, Angel Relives His Expensive Wedding Experience. Okay, He Doesn't Really Relive, But Has A Cathartic Rant. Listen, To All The Young: Starve The Beast, Save Your Money. If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Donations Links Or For $3 Or More A Month, Become A Supporter At Our Locals Community. The Locals Community For Exclusive Thoughts & Episodes: Notice To Subscribers/Supporters, Sign-Up On The Web, Then Download...

⚡️ Post Pandemic Jobs

In This Highly Satirical Episode, We Discuss The World Economic Forum's Recent List Of Future Jobs, Then, Discuss Our Own List Of Post-Pandemic Careers Such As Personal Sanitary Liaison, Covid Compliance Officer, Vaccine Equity Specialist And A Bunch More. Hilarity Ensues In This Episode--At Least It Was Funny To Us. Special Appearance By: Russian Mobsters And Rex Tillerson. Oh, Steven Seagal May Be A Russian Spy. If You Find Value In What Do, Please Visit Our Donations Links Or, For $3 Or More A Month, Join Our Locals Community For Sounds, Videos And A Monthly Supporters Only Episode. ...

⚡️ What's Your Dimension?

Are You Dimension A, B, C Or D? Do You Believe In The Institutions? Do You Go With The Flow? Do Think This World Is More Than The New Normal? Join Us, As We Explain Humanity's Future. Also, We Open With Updates On Our Local's Community And Apple Podcast Issues. If You Enjoy What We Do And Find Value In Our Work, Please Visit Our Donation Links Or Join Our Locals Community For $3 Or More A Month For Exclusive Words, Sounds And A Monthly Episode. The Locals Community For Exclusive Thoughts & Episodes: Notice To Subscribers/Supporters, Sign-Up...

⚡️ The Cynics Guide To The Constitution, PT2

In PT2, Angel Finishes His Discussion Of The Constitution With Article 2 And The Clauses That Pique His Interest. Jake Reviews The Articles Of Confederation From An Anarchist Perspective And The Guys Finish With Some Observations About How Our Political Leaders Have Become Disconnected And Seemingly Disillusioned With Their Own Constituents. Oh, Angel, Has An Amusing Conspiracy Theory About The Framers.. Also...If You Find Enjoyment And Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Donation Links Or Join Our Locals Community For $3 Or More A Month For Exclusives Episodes And Other Sounds And Words. The Locals Community...

⚡️ The Cynics Guide To The Constitution, PT1

Have You Ever Read The Constitution? Nope. Neither Did We. In This EP, Angel Delves Into Articles 1 And 2, Discussing Them Within The Context Of The Articles Of Confederation And Our Present Perils. Did The Founding Fathers Give America A Platform For Greatness Or A Bureaucratic Nightmare? Plenty Of Snark, Sarcasm And Anarchist B.S'ing Ensues. Hopefully, You Learn And Laugh Like We Did. Also, If You Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Donation Links, Or, For $3 A Month, Join Our Locals Community For Exclusive Content And Monthly, Supporter's Only Episode. The Locals Community For...

⚡️ Brutal Advice For Young Entrepreneurs

This Was Supposed To Be Our Constitution Episode, But, Angel Found An Online News Article About A Young, Teary-Eyed Solopreneur. Incensed By The Article's Vapid Perspective, Angel Goes Into A Rant That Eventually Spirals Into Bleak, Brutal Advice To Misguided Millennials Who've Believed The Lies Of Their MBA Programs... Also, If You Enjoy Our Work And Find Value In What We Do, Please Visit Our Donation Links, Or Join Our Locals Community For $3 Or More A Month To Get Exclusive Episodes, Skits, Updates And Blogs. Topics In This Episode: Bubble Tea, Entrepreneurship, Business Advice, Crying, Media Manipulation...