Melonmancy Podcast
Melonmancy Podcast
Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.
MP#64 - Season Finale
11/14/2022 • 4hr 17m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-64-season-finale This is a brief set of announcements at the beginning of the recording, followed by about 4 hours of unhinged drunken rambling with multiple guests (Including @dreamcycler@shitposter.club and @helsech@shitposter.club and @ironee212@shitposter.club - thanks so much for coming!) TL;DR on said announcements: - We are going on vacation again this year. Our next episode will be sometime in January! - You can find out when exactly we will return by following @dielan@shitposter.club or joining [our forum](https://melonmancy.cafe) - There's no much to see on...
MP#63 - I don't even own a TV
10/19/2022 • 2hr 42m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-63-i-dont-even-own-a-tv Topics include: - Bayo3 voice actor drama - Note: after we recorded this episode new information came to light that suggests that Hellena Taylor was lying about the low offer, which confirms our biases that this lady is suspicious - G4TV put out of its misery - Fandom acquired gamespot, gamefaqs. giant bomb, metacritic, TV guide, and more - WTF - Overwatch 2 dead on arrival - We now accept cash donations on Odysee!
MP#62 - What Puberty Does to a MF
9/28/2022 • 2hr 11m
SHOW NOTES: https://write.as/melonmancy-podcast/mp-62-what-puberty-does-to-a-mf In this episode we dive a little deeper on fewer topics than our norm, but that's ok Topics include: - We have launched a [new forum](https://melonmancy.cafe). It's empty right now please go forth and fill it with posts! - Cyberpunk Edgerunners (review) - Current state of Planetside 2 - G4TV & karmic retribution - and more!
MP#61 - A blogger in journalist's clothing
9/17/2022 • 2hr 54m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-60-a-blogger-in-journalists-clothing Topics include: Nintendo Direct Sony State of Play - Discord xbox - Dielan finished Stone Ocean - Warframe big update - NEW FORUM (and section 230) - Cyberpunk anime is out - Overwatch 2 dead on arrival - Splitgate news
MP#60 - Feels like an RE4 Quicktime Event
9/1/2022 • 2hr 29m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-60-feels-like-an-re4-quicktime-event Agenda: Topics include: - xenoblade 3 final thoughts (spoiler free) - vic beat cp2077 - Atozy got sued - Reuters attack article on odysee - saints row flopped - ps5 price hike - and more!
MP#59 - How the sausage was made
8/18/2022 • 2hr 6m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-59-how-the-sausage-was-made Today's episodes deals with a little bit of podcast meta and how we might change things up in the future. Topics include: - Some notes about how we used to make the show - Going back to audio only upload with some editing - How much editing is too much editing? (We aren't editing enough) - video games - some other stuff
MP#58 - Better Than It Has Any Right To Be
8/5/2022 • 2hr 10m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-58-better-than-it-has-any-right-to-be Topics include: - WTF happened last episode - Xenoblade Chronicles 3 first impressions (Only at the beginning of chapter 2 at time of recording) - Stealing art on the internet - Powdered energy drinks - Life as a corpo - and more!
MP#57 - Birthday Spankings
7/22/2022 • 2hr 59m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-57-birthday-spankings Today's episode is a little different. Due to missing recording day and going on a vacation, we decided to just invite anybody from our Discord to join in. We only got 3 people to join, but it was pretty short notice. We'll def do this again sometime and see how chaotic we can make it. Topics include: - Where did the name Melonmancy come from in the first place - The current state of some of our old staple games, like Guild Wars 2 and Warframe - Rippaverse - The dichotomy of Doomsday Preppers and...
MP#56 - Thicc Orc Bitches
6/29/2022 • 1hr 52m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-56-thicc-orc-bitches Topics include: - Steam Summer Sale - Hell Let Loose, which is like a WW2 battlefield game that isn't garbage - Hedon Bloodright - Ruiner - Dune: Spice Wars - Why does every category have a ton of porn games? - Some first impressions/observations about v4v and BTC maxis - Sony started a compeditor service to games pass and its so mid it hurts - Countless tangents and hot takes that weren't on the agenda
MP#55 - Mass Effect With Full Penetration
6/16/2022 • 3hr 13m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-55-mass-effect-with-full-penetration
MP#54 - Having Fun Illegally
6/2/2022 • 1hr 53m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-54-having-fun-illegally
MP#53 - Vanilla Coke
5/19/2022 • 2hr 16m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-53-vanilla-coke
MP#52 - Just Watch Gundam
5/4/2022 • 2hr 51m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-52-just-watch-gundam
MP#51 - The Future of the Internet is Decentralized
4/20/2022 • 2hr 23m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-51-the-future-of-the-internet-is-decentralized
MP#50 - Fuck Printers
4/6/2022 • 2hr 21m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-50-fuck-printers
MP#49 - Maidenless Behaviour
3/16/2022 • 2hr 20m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-49-maidenless-behaviour
MP#48 - None of us are free of sin
3/1/2022 • 1hr 29m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-48-none-of-us-are-free-of-sin
MP#47 - Just Night Shift Things
2/25/2022 • 1hr 38m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-47-just-night-shift-things
MP#46 - The American Version of Vic
2/3/2022 • 3hr 12m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-46-the-american-version-of-vic
MP#45 - This is Shortstack erasure
1/20/2022 • 2hr 56m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-45-this-is-shortstack-erasure
Melonmancy 2021 Holiday Special
12/8/2021 • 2m
Bonus holiday PSA
MP#44 - The Jesus Fandom
11/17/2021 • 1hr 44m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-44-the-jesus-fandom
MP# 43 - Wouldn't work on my Windows machine anyway
11/3/2021 • 1hr 38m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-43-wouldnt-work-on-my-windows-machine-anyway
MP#42 - Roblox is the new Runescape
10/7/2021 • 2hr 1m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-42-roblox-is-just-the-new-runescape
MP#41 - We won! We beat the Zombies
9/16/2021 • 1hr 8m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-41-we-won-we-beat-the-zombies
MP#40 - NFT version of 1st edition Charizard
8/24/2021 • 2hr 17m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-40-nft-version-of-1st-edition-charizard
MP#39 - Hot Garbage
8/12/2021 • 1hr 29m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-39-hot-garbage
MP#38 - ftp btw
7/22/2021 • 1hr 31m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-38-ftp-btw
MP#37 - Entrapment isn't illegal on Sarge Island
7/8/2021 • 1hr 24m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-37-entrapment-isnt-illegal-on-sarge-island
MP#36 - Wait was Fio always this hot? - E3 RECAP
6/21/2021 • 1hr 43m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-36-wait-was-fio-always-this-hot
MP#35 - How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day kid?
6/7/2021 • 1hr 51m
SHOW NOTES - https://melonmancy.net/mp-35-how-many-packs-of-cigarettes-do-you-smoke-a-day-kid
MP#34 - Ask your local Furry
3/29/2021 • 2hr 3m
SHOW NOTES -> https://melonmancy.net/mp-34-ask-your-local-furry
MP#33 - The People With The Wrong Opinions
3/15/2021 • 1hr 34m
SHOW NOTES -> https://melonmancy.net/mp-33-the-people-with-the-wrong-opinions
MP#32 - Teamkilling is part of my culture
3/1/2021 • 2hr 57m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-32-teamkilling-is-my-culture
MP#31 - It's not Hitbox.tv I swear
1/25/2021 • 1hr 42m
SHOW NOTES -> https://melonmancy.net/mp-31-its-not-hitbox-tv-i-swear
MP#30 - UTI, wait I meant UBI
1/4/2021 • 1hr 51m
SHOW NOTES > https://melonmancy.net/mp-30-uti-wait-i-meant-ubi
MP#29 - The ProtoKyle
12/14/2020 • 1hr 45m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-29-the-protokyle
MP#28 - Alright son, here's the credit card
11/30/2020 • 1hr 33m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-28-alright-son-heres-the-credit-card
MP#27 - White Girl Wasted
11/22/2020 • 2hr 45m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-27-white-girl-wasted
MP#26 - Capcom execs come at me
11/8/2020 • 1hr 48m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-26-capcom-execs-come-at-me
MP#25 - It Rhymes With Residential Erection
10/25/2020 • 1hr 25m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-25-it-rhymes-with-residential-erection
MP#24 - Learn to spell your name right asshole
10/11/2020 • 1hr 35m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-24-learn-to-spell-your-name-right-asshole
MP#23 - So there you were, watching a camgirl in mime makup
9/28/2020 • 1hr 23m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-23-so-there-you-were-watching-a-camgirl-in-mime-makeup
MP#22 - It was a great idea so I decided to ruin it
9/14/2020 • 2hr 6m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-22-it-was-a-great-idea-so-i-decided-to-ruin-it
MP#21 - Atlantic Canadian, that's just diet Boston!
8/16/2020 • 1hr 18m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-21-atlantic-canadian-thats-just-diet-boston
MP#20 - I hate Minecraft, now let me tell you why it's game of the decade
1/12/2020 • 2hr 15m
SHOW NOTES https://melonmancy.net/mp-20-i-hate-minecraft-now-let-me-tell-you-why-its-game-of-the-decade
MP#19 - So I got in a car accident
12/2/2019 • 1hr 12m
SHOW NOTES - https://melonmancy.net/mp-19-so-i-got-in-a-car-accident
MP#18 - Comparing Tupac to Led Zeppelin
11/1/2019 • 2hr 2m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-18-comparing-tupac-to-led-zeppelin
MP#17 - The Dedicated Salute Button
10/19/2019 • 2hr 25m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-17-the-dedicated-salute-button
MP#16 - Cletus Was My Wrestling Name
10/5/2019 • 1hr 4m
SHOW NOTES: https://melonmancy.net/mp-16-cletus-was-my-wrestling-name
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MP#60 - Feels like an RE4 Quicktime Event
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MP#58 - Better Than It Has Any Right To Be
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MP#57 - Birthday Spankings
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MP#54 - Having Fun Illegally
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MP#53 - Vanilla Coke
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