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Melonmancy
Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.
MP#104 - I'm Professor Dielan, and this is How To Be A Hater 101
It's time to buy a Steam Deck The promised Nintendo direct has come and there is a LOT to say about it. If you ever wondered how such a reveal would be taken differently by a dad, a NEET, and a people programmer this is the episode for you! Also those SAG bootlickers are getting uppity again. All of that and more! Sources cited: Nintendo Online subscribers get to upgrade the zelda games for free for some reason? Do Nintendo games ever actually go on sale? Kirby Metroid TOTK Pokeshit EOW there'
Apr 6, • 2:39:57
MP#103 - Final Earnings Call
Finally, asscreed criticism from someone who actually played the previous games (but not this new pice of shit) A few days ago, on March 20th 2025 one of the most important releases of the year in video games has taken place - Xenoblade Chronicles X! A few other games came out too and we'll talk about those this time while @Dielan@shitposter.world has time to get through the new Xenoblade. Some links to stuff we talked about: EA Open Source & GPL'd C&C Lying VAs called out by SC PC game
Mar 23, • 2:00:56
MP#102 - She Would Break My Skull By Patting Me (on the head)
BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD A LIMITED NUMBER OF WHETSTONES It's time for the obligatory Monster Hunter episode. Some of the audio is a little messed up towards the end of the episode, sorry about that. Minus a few relevant tangents this episode is almost entirely about Monster Hunter, I was being serious. Charts: Monster Hunter Wilds chart Capcom IR sales numbers for 2024 Avowed steam chart CP2077 Chart Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS an
Mar 13, • 1:26:39
MP#101 - My Favorite Body Type B
This is not a grass touching competition we can win boys Listeners rejoice as we are joined today by @ironee212@shitposter.world Another major videogame release happened since we last recorded and it looks like a big stinker, or is it? All that and more in today's episode. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Avowed steam chart TF2 SDK news Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get
Feb 23, • 2:01:00
MP#100 - Nuance Enjoyer
It's that time of the year. The obligatory political episode Promise this isn't normal. It would be disingenuous to not bring it up. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Nightmare Kart dev crashes out Dr Disrespect gives post-mortem on Midnight Society Lords of the Fallen announcement post Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but t
Feb 9, • 1:49:24
MP#99 - 30 Dollars is 30 Dollars
Wait, it's all just pandering? Always has been. A second video game award show has hit the south tower. Also if you have topic ideas feel free to sign up on our forum we decided to not restrict any posts on the idea threads. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Literally WHO studio grandstanding over lewd PC mods Aggro Crab leaves X - cringe or no? Selacodev immediately bullied after their trailer was shown at TRGAs for free w/
Jan 26, • 1:15:06
MP#98 - Don't Underestimate The Length of Our Backlogs
People of the internet, lend me your ears! Did you miss us? It's that wonderful time of the year where we shit on the yearly awards and give out some of our own! We're going all in on longer, broader chapters to help segment the show. If you have a suggestion go let us know on our forum We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Odysee sync is broken Fediverse GOTY Poll Some steam charts Dauntless Failguard Obligatory: Listen to
Jan 16, • 2:29:47
MP#97 - Trippin' Balls, In Bathroom Stalls
This is the last episode in 2024! See you all next year! GAMERS! We were running late again so this episode won't have as much editing nor chapters, please bear with us. Come chill with us as we shit on Bluesky, obnoxious twitter users, and some guy named Drew. Don't 5get to sign up on our forum https://melonmancy.cafe to chat with us while we're out. This forum is an investment in the future, we aren't using it much yet, but we WILL see you when you post and it's a great way to keep in touch wi
Oct 27, 2024 • 2:09:19
MP#96 - The Rig Of Theseus
Today you're getting it raw and wriggling (the audio that is) GAMERS! We're running a little behind so here's an episode with almost no editing and no chapters. There's lots to cover from the Tokyo Games Show, so relax and give us about two hours of your time. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or liste
Oct 12, 2024 • 2:03:00
MP#95 - Satanic Panic 2
They unironically called it PSSR omfg GAMERS! The war on pandering continues with another episode of the Melonmancy Podcast! Join us as we chronicle the trainwreck of Sony and Microsoft racing to the bottom, plus more! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or listen to the show on the forum using the embed
Sep 15, 2024 • 1:33:13
MP#94 -白左
We did this episode stone cold sober GAMERS we are FEASTING over here. Western bloggers are losing their minds over games they wanted to succeed failing, and games they wanted to fail succeeding. It is delicious. This episode is a long one but that's because we are covering some of the details surrounding Concord, Dustborn, Star Wars Outlaws, Soulash 2, and Black Myth Wukong all in one episode. There was a lot to say about it! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORU
Aug 31, 2024 • 2:35:03
MP#93 - Bad Faith Argument
We promised to deliver hopium and the 2nd half of this episode is all hopium We're Vicless in this episode but with him a speedy recovery from the Irish Flu or whatever it's called. Today we turn a new leaf and focus on good news for a change. Besides, most of the bad news in gaming spreads like wildfire are you really hearing about those stories from us first? Let me tell you instead about how cool Evercade is. That and more in MP#93! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR
Aug 17, 2024 • 1:47:01
MP#92 - I Bought The Game At Least Four Times
Put your satoshis where your mouth is! Nobody is coming to save you. 50% of the Sats received by this episode will be sent to Freakoverse who is creating DEG Mods! DEG Mods is on Geyser Fund, click here to see the page and give your support! Welcome to Melonmancy Podcast Episode 92! Keeping a light agenda today talking about the Second Wind drama, Bungie layoffs, our own backlogs, and more! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is
Aug 3, 2024 • 1:38:09
MP#91 - Zedless Zedone Zedro
If Yasuke's history was really fanfiction all along what else have they lied about? Episode 91 is here and we've come to shit on Ubisoft once again. Also come hear Vic's first impressions for the latest slot machi..I MEAN Gacha game! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or listen to the show on the forum
Jul 20, 2024 • 1:36:05
MP#90 - Two-Time Champ More Like two-times her age!
WE BACK (from vacation) Everybody and their mother had a video game showcase since we last recorded and it warrants a chinwag (he he). Somehow Nintendo came out on top? News and hot takes found within. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or listen to the show on the forum using the embedded Podverse play
Jul 5, 2024 • 2:00:18
MP#89 - Mutual Grift
We had to record this twice Hydroking in the house! We asked Hydro to finally join us since our previous attempt to record episode 89 didn't save right. Expect coverage of Sony State of Cringe, The oral history of the Destiny franchise with Hydro, and more! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or listen t
Jun 3, 2024 • 1:48:49
MP#88 - Basic Bitch Version: $70 USD
I think it's long past time for a complete Ubisoft boycott for all games past, present, and future. The horrors won't end! Sony and Microsoft compete for worst decisions in gaming, meanwhile Ubisoft might have them both beat. All of this and more in our episode! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or lis
May 19, 2024 • 1:34:45
MP#87 - A Videogame-ass-videogame
We totally wrapped recording this one JUST before the big Helldivers 2 account linking news dropped. Oh well. In today's episode Stellar Blade first impressions! Is the story really as predictable as the bloggers say? Dielan gives his predictions based on being 10 hours in. Find out in the episode after this if he was right. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern
May 5, 2024 • 2:15:37
MP#86 - Terminally Online
Remember kids, merit based employment also means merit based performance evaluation! News concerning DEI in videogames has been winding down lately but content creators who agreed with us seem to be dragging it out on purpose. Is it grift? We'll discuss that and more on today's Episode! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at
Apr 21, 2024 • 1:56:38
MP#85 - It's OK He's Lawful Good
Special thanks to @sun@shitposter.world (formerly @moon@shitposter.club) for joining us! Shitposter Club has been reborn as Shitposter World! In today's episode SPW owner & administrator @sun@shitposter.world joins us to give the full scoop on WTF happened and how did we get here. Additionally, everybody pour out a cold one for Nier 3. What a game. Hear our exhaustive recap towards the end of the episode! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and
Apr 6, 2024 • 2:11:39
MP#84 - The Normie Tax
The $70 you were going to spend on FF7 Rebirth would be better spent on boosting our podcast! Trust me ;) @dielan@shitposter.club finally beat FF7 Rebirth and has a lot to say, most of which is not good. After that, we have so many updates on gaming news, from Kotaku's death knells to the latest drama surrounding microtransactions. Grab a beer this one is long. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old on
Mar 23, 2024 • 2:23:17
MP#83 - In On The Joke
At this rate I'm going to need more moonshine. FF7 Rebirth First Impressions! Helldivers 2 elitists on suicide watch after a single nerf patch! Rooster Teeth is finally Dead! WTF is an SBI? All of that and more in today's episode. We referenced an interview when we were reading out the boosts from last episode, this is a link to that Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get
Mar 10, 2024 • 2:42:00
MP#82 - The Trees Are Beepin
Thoughts, prayers, and positive energy to Shitposter Club's full recovery! Until SPC is back up, you can follow Dielan at @dielan@post.ebin.club btw To everybody's surprise, Helldivers 2 has the world in an absolute chokehold. So we're going to talk about it. This episode is the first episode of the Melonmancy Podcast that uses CHAPTERS! Let us know what you think of the chapters, are they too long? too short? Send feedback to the forum. If your podcast player doesn't show chapters it might be t
Feb 25, 2024 • 2:19:40
MP#81 - The D stands for Jesus Christ
I didn't ask for this This episode is RAW and UNEDITED because @dielan@shitposter.club forgot to set mumble to multitrack before hitting record. Enjoy our usual variety of gaming topics, including our review of Tekken 8, with all the heavy mouth breathing and awkward pauses you normally wouldn't get to hear! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to us
Feb 13, 2024 • 2:25:44
MP#80 - Leto II Was Right
PALWORLD is the biggest story in gaming right now. We asked the the fedi about this and in today's episode you'll hear about that and more. In this episode we also mentioned Tachiyomi, which is currently sort-of being sued. We promised during the episode to put this in the show notes, if you want to grab a fork of the extensions, here's some instructions. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redi
Jan 28, 2024 • 1:49:24
MP#79 - Clipbait
ITS A NEW YEAR EVERYBODY. Every year the Melonmancy Podcast starts a new season going over what the best new games we played in the last year was. Dielan posted this thread on SPC asking people on fedi what their pics were, and we read each one of them out with comments. It was a great time had by all. Side note: Until we hear anything from the Odysee.com leadership we are just going to hold off from uploading there. We have no idea what the future of Odysee is gonna be at this point, it's proba
Jan 13, 2024 • 2:19:45
MP#78 - Vote With Your Fist
I want to be mad BO3 won so many awards but it's kinda far. At least it's not God of War. In this episode enjoy as our two cohosts, Vic and Skoomadealer live under rocks and did not know who won the Golden Joystick awards, so we can get their genuine reaction right here and now! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodca
Nov 18, 2023 • 2:36:37
MP#77 - Dongles on Dongles
I showed you my dongle please respond Vic has returned! Just in time for the writers strike to end, but do you know what it is they actually won? Also Dielan has completely embrased Transfarring, the Kojima lifestyle. Listen to us rant about it. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or listen to the show o
Nov 3, 2023 • 1:50:20
MP#76 - He's literally too righteous to die
LISTENER. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST! I HAVE BECOME PHANTASMA! We are going to spoil Armored Core 6 and we are going to spend just over an hour doing it. Buckle up, I fuckin love Armored Core. Good thing they didn't make it in Unity. Our boy Vic couldn't make again, so you're stuck with @dielan@shitposter.club and @skooma_dealer@shitposter.club instead Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects he
Sep 26, 2023 • 3:00:39
MP#75 - The Next Skyrim Is Just Skyrim
Got another job for you 621, I'm sending you episode 75 of the Melonmancy Podcast. Give it a listen. How can a single year in videogames have so many bangers? Come one come all for an Armored Core veteran's first impressions of AC6, and an Armored Core newcomer's take on the whole game. Dielan will catch up and finish up the game before the next episode, time doesn't grow on trees. Also what is DE smoking with Warframe 1999? Our boy Vic couldn't make again, so you're stuck with @dielan@shitposte
Sep 5, 2023 • 1:05:59
MP#74 - Arch btw
We are living in a world where we now have to ask if the games blogger that wrote that shitty article you just read is an AI or just an idiot. Welcome to the KotakuIsOverParty, today we're going to make fun of some articles, give Steam Deck first impressions, and more! Our boy Vic couldn't make it today, so you're stuck with @dielan@shitposter.club and @skooma_dealer@shitposter.club instead Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is
Aug 22, 2023 • 2:01:02
MP#73 - Nippleheim
Did the writers strike just accidentally SAVE television? Back at it again with the hot takes. Come have a listen. Dielan beat FF16 Writers be strikin Bitching about Fire Emblem again We're going somewhere with this I swear. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or listen to the show on the forum using t
Jul 29, 2023 • 2:10:28
MP#72 - Button Mashy Garbage for Weebs
# Ladies and gentlemen of the court of public opinion, welcome to the trial of Ralph Panebianco This episode is super delayed to get edited. In this episode we give a detailed first impression of Final Fantasy 16, as well as break down with evidence why ShillUp is totally wrong about this game. This episode took so long to edit because Dielan went on to finish the game before editing the episode. Just could not put it down. (Dielan is the editor) - [Listen to the new episode here!](https://melon
Jul 15, 2023 • 1:42:36
MP#71 - Like a Landlord Raising the Rent
This episode was supposed to come out last week oops In today's episode (recoded June 6th) The Sony State of Play just happened and today's controversy with Twitch and Reddit had only just started. You can expect updates on those topics in our next episode since things got so much worse after we recorded this. You can also expect our usual ramblings about what we saw at the Sony show, including this bastard of a Marathon reboot. Also fuck Konami. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this epi
Jun 18, 2023 • 1:53:39
MP#70 - Evil Inc. with our strongest fighter: THE DEVIL
Kotaku just can't catch a break. Bloggers gonna blog In today's episode (recoded May 19th, running a little late on this one) Vic comes up for air with first impressions of the new Zelda game. Dielan recaps his recent vacation and we otherwise shoot the shit like normal. It's going to be a great year for fighting games! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podca
May 27, 2023 • 1:28:07
MP#69 - Fergstorian
We're all about finding the best narratives in video games in pretty unexpected places Vic is back and there's lots of news to cover. In this episode we lament on upcoming vidya games coming out we're looking forward to and what our immediate plans are to play them. Unlike the bloggers at Kotaku, we actually like video games, so get excited! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too
May 7, 2023 • 1:29:12
MP#68 - People Programmer
Yes, this episode is proof-of-life In this episode Rick and Dielan give some quick updates about why we haven't uploaded in a while, then continue on like we always do. Poor Vic was too sick to join. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or listen to the show on the forum using the embedded Podverse player
Apr 14, 2023 • 1:17:18
MP#67 - Thoughts and Prayers
If your bartender won't call it a Moscow Mule do yourself a favor and order a Dark 'n Stormy instead In this episode we come to terms that our arch nemesis, Silvervale, has been done dirty. So it's time to clean the dirty laundry! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or listen to the show on the forum usi
Mar 3, 2023 • 1:38:17
MP#66 - Hippogriff In The Room
None of this 'arry pohtah shit is gonna matter in a couple weeks anyway Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or listen to the show on the forum using the embedded Podverse player! Find us on podcastindex Listen on Odysee Click here for everything Else Send your complaints here Reminder that this is a Value4Value podcast so any suppor
Feb 16, 2023 • 2:25:11
MP#65 - Sandbox More Like Litterbox
I said we would return in January, this was recorded in January, still counts right? Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!) Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at newpodcastapps.com Or listen to the show on the forum using the embedded Podverse player! Find us on podcastindex Listen on Odysee Click here for everything Else Send your complaints here Big thanks to everybody who tuned into the s
Feb 2, 2023 • 1:56:25
Long Live RSSBlue! SoundCloud is dead!
If you can see this we are in good shape
Jan 26, 2023 • 1:35
SoundCloud is dead, long live RSS Blue
Bonus Episode
Jan 26, 2023 • 2:40
MP#64 - Season Finale
SHOW NOTES This is a brief set of announcements at the beginning of the recording, followed by about 4 hours of unhinged drunken rambling with multiple guests (Including @dreamcycler@shitposter.club and @helsech@shitposter.club and @ironee212@shitposter.club - thanks so much for coming!) TL;DR on said announcements: We are going on vacation again this year. Our next episode will be sometime in January! You can find out when exactly we will return by following @dielan@shitposter.club or joining
Nov 14, 2022 • 4:17:09
MP#63 - I don't even own a TV
SHOW NOTES Topics include: Bayo3 voice actor drama Note: after we recorded this episode new information came to light that suggests that Hellena Taylor was lying about the low offer, which confirms our biases that this lady is suspicious G4TV put out of its misery Fandom acquired gamespot, gamefaqs. giant bomb, metacritic, TV guide, and more - WTF Overwatch 2 dead on arrival We now accept cash donations on Odysee!
Oct 19, 2022 • 2:42:10
MP#62 - What Puberty Does to a MF
SHOW NOTES In this episode we dive a little deeper on fewer topics than our norm, but that's ok Topics include: We have launched a new forum. It's empty right now please go forth and fill it with posts! Cyberpunk Edgerunners (review) Current state of Planetside 2 G4TV & karmic retribution and more!
Sep 28, 2022 • 2:11:59
MP#61 - A blogger in journalist's clothing
SHOW NOTES Topics include: Nintendo Direct Sony State of Play Discord xbox Dielan finished Stone Ocean Warframe big update NEW FORUM (and section 230) Cyberpunk anime is out Overwatch 2 dead on arrival Splitgate news
Sep 17, 2022 • 2:54:51
MP#60 - Feels like an RE4 Quicktime Event
SHOW NOTES Agenda: Topics include: xenoblade 3 final thoughts (spoiler free) vic beat cp2077 Atozy got sued Reuters attack article on odysee saints row flopped ps5 price hike and more!
Sep 1, 2022 • 2:29:25
MP#59 - How the sausage was made
SHOW NOTES Today's episodes deals with a little bit of podcast meta and how we might change things up in the future. Topics include: Some notes about how we used to make the show Going back to audio only upload with some editing How much editing is too much editing? (We aren't editing enough) video games some other stuff
Aug 18, 2022 • 2:06:18
MP#58 - Better Than It Has Any Right To Be
SHOW NOTES Topics include: WTF happened last episode Xenoblade Chronicles 3 first impressions (Only at the beginning of chapter 2 at time of recording) Stealing art on the internet Powdered energy drinks Life as a corpo and more!
Aug 5, 2022 • 2:10:13
MP#57 - Birthday Spankings
SHOW NOTES Today's episode is a little different. Due to missing recording day and going on a vacation, we decided to just invite anybody from our Discord to join in. We only got 3 people to join, but it was pretty short notice. We'll def do this again sometime and see how chaotic we can make it. Topics include: Where did the name Melonmancy come from in the first place The current state of some of our old staple games, like Guild Wars 2 and Warframe Rippaverse The dichotomy of Doomsday Prepper
Jul 22, 2022 • 2:59:41
MP#56 - Thicc Orc Bitches
SHOW NOTES Topics include: Steam Summer Sale Hell Let Loose, which is like a WW2 battlefield game that isn't garbage Hedon Bloodright Ruiner Dune: Spice Wars Why does every category have a ton of porn games? Some first impressions/observations about v4v and BTC maxis Sony started a compeditor service to games pass and its so mid it hurts Countless tangents and hot takes that weren't on the agenda
Jun 29, 2022 • 1:52:37
MP#55 - Mass Effect With Full Penetration
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Jun 16, 2022 • 3:13:27
MP#54 - Having Fun Illegally
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Jun 2, 2022 • 1:53:28
MP#53 - Vanilla Coke
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May 19, 2022 • 2:16:06
MP#52 - Just Watch Gundam
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May 4, 2022 • 2:50:38
MP#51 - The Future of the Internet is Decentralized
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Apr 20, 2022 • 2:22:50
MP#50 - Fuck Printers
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Apr 6, 2022 • 2:20:45
MP#49 - Maidenless Behaviour
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Mar 16, 2022 • 2:20:11
MP#48 - None of us are free of sin
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Mar 1, 2022 • 1:29:01
MP#47 - Just Night Shift Things
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Feb 25, 2022 • 1:38:07
MP#46 - The American Version of Vic
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Feb 3, 2022 • 3:11:40
MP#45 - This is Shortstack erasure
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Jan 20, 2022 • 2:56:01
Melonmancy 2021 Holiday Special
Bonus holiday PSA
Dec 8, 2021 • 2:32
MP#44 - The Jesus Fandom
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Nov 17, 2021 • 1:44:21
MP# 43 - Wouldn't work on my Windows machine anyway
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Nov 3, 2021 • 1:38:03
MP#42 - Roblox is the new Runescape
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Oct 7, 2021 • 2:00:37
MP#41 - We won! We beat the Zombies
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Sep 16, 2021 • 1:08:09
MP#40 - NFT version of 1st edition Charizard
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Aug 24, 2021 • 2:16:33
MP#39 - Hot Garbage
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Aug 12, 2021 • 1:29:04
MP#38 - ftp btw
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Jul 22, 2021 • 1:31:04
MP#37 - Entrapment isn't illegal on Sarge Island
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Jul 8, 2021 • 1:24:05
MP#36 - Wait was Fio always this hot? - E3 RECAP
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Jun 21, 2021 • 1:42:31
MP#35 - How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day kid?
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Jun 7, 2021 • 1:50:35
MP#34 - Ask your local Furry
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Mar 29, 2021 • 2:02:53
MP#33 - The People With The Wrong Opinions
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Mar 15, 2021 • 1:33:36
MP#32 - Teamkilling is part of my culture
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Mar 1, 2021 • 2:56:36
MP#31 - It's not Hitbox.tv I swear
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Jan 25, 2021 • 1:42:03
MP#30 - UTI, wait I meant UBI
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Jan 4, 2021 • 1:51:24
MP#29 - The ProtoKyle
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Dec 14, 2020 • 1:45:27
MP#28 - Alright son, here's the credit card
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Nov 30, 2020 • 1:33:17
MP#27 - White Girl Wasted
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Nov 22, 2020 • 2:45:11
MP#26 - Capcom execs come at me
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Nov 8, 2020 • 1:47:56
MP#25 - It Rhymes With Residential Erection
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Oct 25, 2020 • 1:25:17
MP#24 - Learn to spell your name right asshole
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Oct 11, 2020 • 1:34:51
MP#23 - So there you were, watching a camgirl in mime makup
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Sep 28, 2020 • 1:23:29
MP#22 - It was a great idea so I decided to ruin it
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Sep 14, 2020 • 2:06:14
MP#21 - Atlantic Canadian, that's just diet Boston!
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Aug 16, 2020 • 1:17:47
MP#20 - I hate Minecraft, now let me tell you why it's game of the decade
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Jan 12, 2020 • 2:14:37
MP#19 - So I got in a car accident
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Dec 2, 2019 • 1:12:39
MP#18 - Comparing Tupac to Led Zeppelin
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Nov 1, 2019 • 2:02:05
MP#17 - The Dedicated Salute Button
SHOW NOTES
Oct 19, 2019 • 2:25:04
MP#16 - Cletus Was My Wrestling Name
SHOW NOTES
Oct 5, 2019 • 1:03:59
MP#15 - Cheesy Kung-Fu Movies Are Better Than Twilight
SHOW NOTES
Sep 9, 2019 • 42:47
Bonus Episode - Chris Jericho, that guy from the radio
SHOWNOTES
Sep 3, 2019 • 33:32
MP#14 - The Ancient Aliens Were Catgirls
SHOWNOTES
Sep 3, 2019 • 55:15
MP#13 - Big Dumb Dumb
This week: Update on last week's breakup story. Complaining about Spiderman, Marvel, and Star Wars. Update on our website. We got it all baby!
Aug 27, 2019 • 1:11:43
MP#12 - So There I Was
SHOW NOTES
Aug 21, 2019 • 56:41
MP#11 - A Death in the Family
Shownotes
Aug 13, 2019 • 1:26:56
MP#10 - Season 2 Preseason Special
Vic and Dielan from the Melonmancy Podcast return with bantz to get ready for the return of the podcast!
Jul 27, 2018 • 38:40
MP#9 - Boys To Men
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Mar 3, 2017 • 1:04:04
MP#8 - Two Girls One Cheese Dip
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Feb 8, 2017 • 1:17:14
MP#7 - I Wanted Heroes Song More Than I Want A Girlfriend
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Jan 26, 2017 • 1:22:37
MP#6 - I Enjoyed It More Than I Probably Should Have
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Oct 28, 2016 • 31:34
Bonus Episode - Make Herocraft Drunk Again (Unedited & Uncut)
note: This is not the latest episode at the time of upload. This was between episode 3 and episode 4 UNCUT AND UNEDITED SHOW NOTES: (in order of mention in the episode) fire and ice vid - what herocraft beastmaster was like shrioku video airbus pics DOD - Dome Of Death Canterlot raid vid DG melonocalypse bonus drunken nostalgia e-e-e-extra bonus! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0W7L7XpwUA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_H78pXmlkE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmXdSQdCQpo https://www.youtub
Sep 28, 2016 • 1:57:59
MP#5 - Hakuna Matata
GoFundMe for our friend Shasta's family - https://www.gofundme.com/2ns8xjd8 Suicide hotline - 1-800-273-8255. It's not weakness to need help
Sep 21, 2016 • 49:24
MP#4 - Life Doesn't Always Go The Way People Plan
Donate to Shasta's family here
Sep 9, 2016 • 58:02
MP#3 - Bex Beer and the Planet of Alcoholics
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Jul 20, 2016 • 45:49
MP#2 - No 711's in Canada
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Jul 20, 2016 • 41:14
MP#1 - Origins pt.2
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Jul 20, 2016 • 26:26
