VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 337 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, cbrooklyn, KiloRomeo, Bearsnare, seedubs, NAMillennial, ajoint, phifer, ericpp, Boolysteed, makeheroism, RevCyberTrucker

Come to a New England No Agenda meetup on Monday, September 2nd

Tune in to Abs n' a 6-Pack TOMORROW at 6pm Central for Dreams IV -- Call in and share your dream stories: (865) 465-6271

Intro/Outro: e s c p - Komorebi

Wear a hat to HyperSpaceOut with the MKs THIS SUNDAY at 6pm Central!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

The HeyCitizen ExperienceTo Be In Nashville / V4V Music charts

Democrats exclude Bitcoin, crypto from 2024 platform (Bitcoin Magazine)

Germany seizes $28 million in raid on unlicensed crypto ATMs (Reuters)

US regulator fines crypto fund $150K for illicit Bitcoin loan (NFA Futures)

KC Bitcoiners meetup Thursday at The Bar

Check out the Blindspot feature on Next.Nostrudel.ninja

TOP THREE 33

Border arrests drop 33% to a 46-month low in July after asylum restrictions take hold (ABC)

33 Mpox cases in Berlin since the beginning of the year (Berlin.de)

Japan megaquake could raise 33-foot tsunami, kill 320k, evict 9.5 million (Interesting Engineering)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Colorado Springs City Council sends ordinance to November ballot to ban retail pot stores (KRDO)

Lawsuit: reporting illegal cannabis business spurred KC credit union exec's firing (Biz Journals)

Judge finds flaws in New York City's cannabis enforcement efforts (The New York Times) Tennessee DCS workers can be held liable for role in taking kids from parents after traffic stop (Tennessee Lookout)

Utah medical cannabis patients leave stores empty-handed due to software glitches (The Salt Lake Tribune) Olympia, Washington City Council passes psychedelics decriminalization resolution (KING5) Mexico Supreme Court orders regulators to issue rules on commercialization, export, import of hemp products (NMAS)

Ukraine medical marijuana legalization law officially takes effect (moz.gov.ua)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Shepherd's Reign Ala Mai.

Follow him over on the Fediverse at @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER...

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got a magazine subscription.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever flew on an airplane.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!

Rare 'Doomsday Fish' found off coast of Southern California by group of snorkelers, kayakers (The Associated Press) Underwater archaeologists find 112 glassware objects off Bulgaria's coast (Heritage Daily)

Archaeologists find mastodon skull in Iowa, search for evidence it interacted with humans (USA Today) Man in Mississippi discovers rare mammoth tusk dating back to Ice Age (FOX) 'Buttcrack Bandits' failed attempt to steal a motorcycle caught on Arizona camera (FOX) Kentucky town embracing the unusual history of the 'Meat Shower' (WLKY)

Mysterious black ring appears in the sky over Williamsburg, Virginia (WAVY) Sewer crew removes 'monster' 110-pound fatberg (SouthernWater.co.UK) 'Most Wanted' fugitive sought in 2004 murder found working as police officer (KTLA)

Lost wedding ring found on Kentucky family farm after 61 years (WLKY)