VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: NetNed, SircussMedia, ChadF, HeyCitizen, NostrGang, makeheroism, Malachi, phifer, Ȼħ!łłꞤθⱳL, Anonymous, Rev.Hodl, Reed, Jimmy V, Permanerd, Logues, Matt Finlay, Bearsnare, Boolysteed, revcybertrucker, Lavish Interjection! GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: DOCTOR VOX - Radar FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever won the claw machine.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got flooded. TOP THREE 33Vermont receives $33 million in FEMA funding for flood buyouts (WPTZ)Tokyo commercial land prices jump to 33-year high as remote work ebbs (Nikkei Asia / archive)Katy Perry says her biological age is 33. But can a test really tell how old your body is? (Yahoo Health) BEHIND THE CURTAINMarijuana contracts are not enforceable in federal court (Reason)Denver magic mushroom co-op sues Colorado in federal court to stay open (Westword)Dispensary owner says DEA is forcing her to fire workers in order to get federal protections under Trump's rescheduling (Marijuana Moment)Nebraska Supreme Court tosses medical cannabis federal preemption case, for now (Nebraska Examiner) ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINCrypto Clarity Act fails (Newsweek)Crypto Clarity Act flames out in failed US Senate vote (CoinDesk)Senate votes to block crypto bill in major blow to the industry (The New York Times)@Brian Armstrong CLARITY Act tweet FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!Man joins rubber duck in hot tub, steals towels (FOX)School district warns parents about Cat in the Hat trend (CBS / YouTube)Asian water monitor lizard fished out of St. Louis storm drain (FOX)Trinidad, Texas mayor not shocked by police department's shuttering (FOX / YouTube)Dad claims 9-year-old son spent $118K on YouTube ads promoting Minecraft videos with company credit card (Dexerto)Upstate NY high school student suspended over coffee, challenges rule (WWNY)Miami woman threw bucket of poop on neighbor she accused of sleeping with husband, cops say (NBC)