VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Executive Producers: Kevin S, BayernGiant, Zoon, HeyCitizen, SirVo, Lavish, Toke Tester, N4VX, harvhat, johnnypautceed, SeeDubs, Boo-Bury

Intro/Outro: Nihilore - Scarecrow

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

HODLonaut beats Craig Wright in court

Lightning Network releases emergency update after critical bug on LND nodes

Zero Fee Routing on hiatus

TOP THREE 33

'Paeng' death toll rises to 110, missing persons at 33 (CNN) 33 barrels of hazardous substance found in Gopeng (Malaysia) (The Star)

Malawi police arrest 33 in anti-government violence (VOA) 33 villagers booked for killing a woman over alleged witchcraft in Odisha (India) (The Hindu)

Bank of England poised to raise rates by most in 33 years (Reuters) Searches for seasonal jobs are up 33% - but stores like Walmart and Macy's are pulling back on hiring (NBC / Make It)

COUGHING INTO COFFINS

33 new cases: Union Territory (India / The Hindu)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Statement from National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan on the continued wrongful detention of Brittney Griner (WhiteHouse.Gov)

October 25, 2022 Press Briefing (Video / YouTube) (The White House)

Cherelle Griner on The View (Video / YouTube) WeAreBG.org

D.C. Marijuana Justice hosts "smoke out" outside Russian Embassy to protest Griner's continued detention (People)

FactCheck.org said President Joe Biden "exaggerated the scope" of his pot pardon proclamation (Fact Check)

US Sentencing Commission to consider amending guidelines on whether and to what extent people's criminal history for simple pot possession can be used against them in sentencing decisions for new convictions (USSC.gov)

National Institute of Standards and Technology study found 49 out of 53 samples incorrectly labeled as hemp (National Institute of Justice)

Delaware Gov. John Carney vetoes House Bill 276 which would have clarified medical patients are not prohibited from buying, possessing, or transferring firearms under state law (DE General Assembly)

Legal Missouri 2022 takes down, edits ads featuring Highway Patrol following cease and desist letter (Marijuana Moment)

Missouri Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft to vote NO on Amendment 3 (Video / YouTube) (KSDK News / The Record)

Six Texas men charged in federal court for posing as DEA agents in Oregon armed pot robbery (United States Department of Justice)

'Suspicious item' that caused rail chaos and Birmingham New Street evacuation was actually weed grinder (Manchester Evening News)

South Korea declares War on Drugs

METAL MOMENT

The Rev. CyberTrucker brings us The Warning's Choke.

FIRST TIME I EVER...

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever went to a haunted house.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever fought somebody.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.

Roaches spoil Halloween on Detroit suburb street (Associated Press)

Texas homeowner says 'hooker' ghosts have taken over rental property (Fox News)

Maryland family orders prop casket for Halloween party, finds dead woman's belongings, ashes (Fox) UK woman calls for Halloween decoration ban because 'keep out' bathroom sign confused her (Fox)

Rhode Island fishermen discover bomb from World War II battle in fishing net (Fox) World's dirtiest man dead after taking shower (Fox) Civil War relics found along banks of Mississippi River in Tennessee (Fox)

Federal judge rules in favor of bikini baristas (AP)

Florida woman guilty of lying to enter detention facility (AP)

Missouri second-grader's lost birthday balloons float 500 miles to Tennessee (Ozarks First)